Crashing the game console, I really didn't want to cheat the marriage

Why do you have to explain that you are good at cooking when you introduce me?

Although this is indeed my specialty, it is too weird.

What Mei didn't know was that among the many Mei Zhong with the face of Mei Yi's wife, she was the only one who could cook. The other Mei Zhong all had the passive ability "This character cannot cook".

Upon hearing what the pink fairy said, Ganmonokage immediately reacted. Isn't this the prototype of the 'Thunder and Lightning Mei' character template that he used before?

It turns out that she looks the same as me, so no wonder my character talent is her.

As a god, Mikimokage has always respected the strong, and the Rice Cooker is undoubtedly one of the strong people she respects. The power of the Rice Herstor allows her to enjoy the joy of cooking, and she can make even pink fairies. The delicacies that can impress her, the power of the Herrscher of Thunder is the same type of power as hers, not to mention the power of the Origin, which is beyond the limit of her current power and belongs to another dimension.

The cook is capable of cooking, martial arts, and dimensional slashing. He surpasses Kanmonokage in all aspects. Now that I saw him, if it wasn't for Rai Movie's strong self-esteem, he would have knelt in front of the cook and begged loudly:

"I have been wandering for half my life, and I have never met a famous teacher. I am willing to become my teacher!"

Because the pink fairy and Mikimonokage did not win the final victory, they naturally could not retain the character talents of Senju Hashirama and Theresa like Nasida.

Only after she lost it did Ying realize how valuable her ability to cook delicious meals was. If she still had the power of rice law, she would have to go out and look for delicacies in the world and make desserts according to the recipes.

"As for her?——"

The pink fairy turned to point at the dry shadow and said with a smile:

"He's my good friend Raijin, a professional Rice Wife Raijin. He's good at swordsmanship, makes dolls with his hands, codes artificial intelligence, and doesn't know how to cook."

Cooking lady: "..."

Listening to it this way, others are so powerful that even artificial intelligence can understand it. This technical ability is no longer inferior to Bronya. Compared with the other person, I am just a cook who is good at cooking.

"Hello~"

Mei Yi took the initiative to say hello, and Gan Wuying nodded. He looked very cold, but in fact, he was already regretting why he didn't act more enthusiastic, so that she could find him to become his apprentice and learn cooking skills and dimensional slashing. .

Of course, the current Mei is just back from a vacation in the Paradise of the Past. She has not yet passed the Paradise of the Past, and is still about 20% away from becoming an Airi Jinchuuriki.

Fortunately, there was a pink fairy who enlivened the atmosphere between the two, and the two quickly became familiar with each other, and then went to find Raiden Jin, Mikimonokage's sister, and their resurrected friends together.

The rice-cooking woman didn't have anywhere she wanted to go, so she just followed the trend and was pulled by the pink fairy. She said that Raiden, the elder sister of Inikimonokage, was really more like the rice-cooking woman than the Inikimokage...

Whether it's his personal temperament or the fact that he has no tear marks on his face, Raiden is really the otherworldly counterpart of the rice cooker, while Raiden is the personified Miss Leilu.

···

"My friend, it's time for us to run away~"

Wendy and his young bard friend are sitting together. They look like twins. Wendy's body is a wind elf, and her appearance is imitating the young man who fell on the road to liberate Mondstadt. They are used to commemorate each other and let the world Always remember each other.

After taking the other person to eat and drink, Wendy grabbed her friend and prepared to escape.

"Boss, I am an old friend of King Daci Shu. Send the bill to Jingshan Palace."

After saying that, he got up and fled, even blessing the upper element.

"Stop for me~"

God damn it, send it to Jingshan Palace. How could this boss be so stupid? He would believe someone who said he was an old friend of King Daci Shu?In his opinion, this Wendy is the guy who eats the Overlord meal.

"Someone is eating the King's meal, stop right there!"

Of course, from Wendy's point of view, since she said she would send the bill to Jingshan Palace, it does not count as eating the Overlord's meal. How could I, the mighty Monde Fengshen, eat the Overlord's meal?

It just so happened that the executioner's wallet was not around today, otherwise there would be no need to waste his friendship with the Great Ci Tree King.

King Daci Shu: You Jiu Mengzi, how can there be any friendship between us? !

"Ok?"

The blue eyes belonging to Kaslana, who was shopping with Sister Tazi, suddenly became sharp and looked at Wendy's rapidly moving figure.

Dumb Goose: In broad daylight, anyone dares to eat Overlord Meal?As a righteous goose, I won’t agree!

So Duo Goose gave the milk tea in his hand to Rita who was standing aside, and walked in the direction where Wendy escaped.

"Those who are eating the King's meal, stop right there!"

Wendy felt something was wrong as soon as she heard this. Looking back, she saw a blond woman taking long strides with her slender legs, approaching him step by step——

What speed is this?

I have blessed myself with the element of wind. In terms of average long-distance speed, even the God of Thunder cannot compare to myself as the incarnation of wind.

Wendy didn't know a piece of trivia right now. After the stupid goose dismounted, he could run faster with his legs alone than riding Krishna.

"I didn't eat the Overlord meal, I just asked my friend to pay the bill for me!"

Facing the vicious Goose Man, Wendy was so frightened that her voice changed and sounded like a goose.

Bianca: "..."

Good guy, even if you don't stop in front of me, you actually dare to imitate me and speak. I think you are asking for death, Kouga!

As a result, his running speed increased a bit, and he even secretly used the Pokémon skill 'Super Speed'.

"Are you going to be so desperate? I don't have any emergency syrup here!"

The outburst of the silly goose frightened Wendy into saying the lines she learned from the pink fairy.

Wendy: If I get caught, I might be implicated in the role of Koto Hips Chang and Grandpa Lu who also came to Sumeru. In order to protect the dignity of Mondstadt, I won’t act anymore.

Wendy's pigtails that didn't light up when he hit the lady can only light up now, indicating that he has begun to use the power of the wind god——

"I'm soaring into the sky!"

Seeing Wendy flying directly into the sky, Duan Ge could only stop. Seeing this, she couldn't help but think of the memory of running with Mo Yi's Stardust Dragon——

If she had successfully caught up with Mo Yi that time, then maybe there would be nothing to regret about Anna, Kiana, and the cook!

After learning from Mo Yi that he was the one who raced with her, Duo Goose added racing to her daily exercise program. After all, the same moves were useless against the most powerful Valkyrie, since she couldn't fly in the first place. After losing to Mo Yi, the current stupid goose naturally found a way to solve it.

"Do you really think that I, Landel, am Groudon who cannot fly? Goose is a being that can conquer even the sky——"

Having said that, Dagoose activated the holy mark of the glorious god Necrozma, and the dense natural power in Xumi City quickly gathered on Dagoose. Then she kicked the ground hard, and the hard ground immediately exploded, wrapping Using her red natural energy, she transformed into a giant beast that resembled Godzilla, and its Pokémon's scientific name was Groudon. It flew directly into the sky, and its speed was faster than Wendy who used the wind to fly by herself.

"Extremely fast dive and crash!"

Silly Goose found inspiration from Groudon, which is to use the flying Z-skill. In this way, even Groudon can fly into the sky, and the glorious god Necrozma is the source of all Z-moves. The stupid goose can naturally use such terrifying Z skills.

In just two seconds, Duan Goose caught up with Wendy in the sky. He was already holding two 'Cliff Swords' made with ground skills in his hands, and he launched a ruthless Cliff Sword move against Wendy.

"Any evil will be brought to justice!"

The stupid goose stepped on the crashed Wendy, and a light of righteousness shone on her face.

"Who are you?"

Although Wendy was stepped on and unable to move, she was able to confirm from close range that the other party had no ill intentions. She really just wanted to catch herself, the overlord of the wind, and destroy him as she chose. After all, after using the power of the wind, she could not move. There was no way to escape, and if a dispute broke out and the two of them fought, a thousand Overlord meals wouldn't be enough to compensate for the damage caused.

"Hmph~ I'm just a passing Valkyrie of Destiny."

After talking to Wendy at close range, Dugoose realized that the other person's voice was so similar to his own, and it was really not possible to imitate her speech to make fun of her.

"If you must call me by my name, let it be called justice."

Wendy: "..."

Oops, where did this righteous person come from.

Fortunately, I had already used the wind element to send my friends away, and asked them to find the Great Merciful Tree King or the Little Lucky Grass King to save them. Why not find the West Wind Knights?

It's better to be embarrassed outside than to be embarrassed at home, even though he, a true gentleman who drinks and owes money, has no so-called face for a long time.

···

The float bumped and bumped, and Nacida opened her eyes. She had just had a dream, dreaming about her...

Well, Nasida was not dreaming this time. As the host of the Flower Goddess’ birthday, she was actually sitting on the float at this time, accepting everyone’s blessings in Xumi City, while Mo Yi was following her. .

As long as she saw Mo Yi by her side, Nasida was sure that this time was not the sweet dream she had when she was imprisoned in Jingshan Palace. Those sages had been hung up by Nasida, and even the last great sage who escaped was in Dr. After the stragglers fled in embarrassment, they were still on the road as bait to attract the pursuers.

Doctors and skirmishers can't escape either. Nacida is no longer the God of Sumeru Grass, but the God of the Teyvat Game. Nacida, who is petty and petty, will definitely settle the score. Even if she escapes back to the far east, it will be useless. , the Queen of the Far East has to play cards with Nasida obediently when she comes, and then Nasida can use forty long white cards to defeat the opponent at will. After all, Xumi is in a different world, Egypt. As the Pharaoh of Xumi, Nasida, since It is also very reasonable to have the passive skill 'Destined to Draw'.

Although Nasida's destined draw always draws out blank cards, and then starts printing cards, this is the complete strength of the Pharaoh, and the first generation Duel King is no joke.

"Thank you everyone...everyone for your hard work..."

Nasida didn't have any airs of being a god. She was sitting on the float, smiling and waving her fleshy little hands vigorously with the people who were shouting blessings to her. Coupled with her sweet and divine smile, no one could do this. Refuse to be such a cute white-haired elf loli god.

"Damn it(〃＞ dishes＜)~"

Teresa waved her handkerchief in dissatisfaction and looked at Nasida who was receiving cheers from everyone on the float with a look of unwillingness. She, the principal of Teresa College, also wanted to accept everyone's congratulations on the float, huh!

Theresa: I didn’t expect that the cuteness of the other party is not as cute as my Theresa, but I, Theresa, will never give up!

Of course, Teresa hasn't lost her mind yet, she resists waiting until the right occasion, and then competes with the other party, and has a decisive battle with the other party at the top of the Jingshan Palace to decide who is the cutest in the world.

Teresa: After I got back, I asked Mo Yi to help me organize a 'Floera Birthday' at St. Freya College to celebrate the birthday of the principal of this college.

"Actually, Theresa, you are also very cute——"

Watching Theresa biting the handkerchief jealously, Cecilia stroked Theresa's head in a funny way to comfort her.

"It's a pity that Nasida is never as cute as she is."

Chongchong said matter-of-factly for once.

"Snapped!"

Chongchong was hit hard on the head by the cutest person in the world, and he squatted on the ground and covered his head.

"Mei Yi, my aunt is crazy again. She is always ready to do whatever she says... She is not even willing to face the reality, and she still claims that she is a mature adult."

"Crack~"

Then Chongchong was hit hard by the world's cutest man again, and this time he could only crawl on the ground and cover his head.

The cook next to her could only show an embarrassed smile, not daring to offend Theresa. She could only complain in her heart that Chong Chong was really brave, and he was either seeking death or on the way to death.

Nasida's parade was the beginning and highlight of the Flower Goddess' birthday. Naturally, everyone rushed back. Chongchong took Hutao, Zhongli, Cooking Po and the Lei sisters, and even the silly goose took Wendy back and prepared to find her. He had the opportunity to go to Daci Shuwang to verify whether the other party was lying. As for the meal money, Daigo paid for it in advance.

The three gods reunited in this wonderful way were a little surprised for a while, but they quickly got along well with everyone. They watched Nasida's Flower Goddess parade in the crowd together, and presented the young descendants who are only 500 years old with the blessings of their predecessors. bless.

"Idiot niece, I will prove that I am more cute than Nasida!"

After being taunted by Chongchong, Theresa seemed to be entering the silly form of Deli, and was going to block the road and have a dance battle with Nasida.

At this moment, a huge pressure appeared in the sky, and the atmosphere at the scene immediately condensed. Nasida looked up, then waved her hand, and the pressure of the other party dissipated.

"Little Lucky Grass King, your festival ends here!"