Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon Author: Pokémon Elf

Summary:

Xie Lei took the League of Legends store to a parallel world and led his friends to run rampant.

The happy egg with full HP racial value wearing 6 divine equipment (defense equipment) completely becomes the opponent's nightmare.

Physical attacker: He can't even hit him, and he even has self-inflicted damage (anti-armor).

Special attacker: After fighting for a long time, half of his health was left, but he was full after eating an egg (green armor)

Water friend: Carry it away~Please invite the next victim

Chapter 1Xie Lei and the New 1 World

Dragon Kingdom Magic City

2015/6/10

"Didi? One"

Xie Lei struggled for a long time and finally opened his eyes. He stared at the blue sky outside the window for a while before slowly getting up from the bed.

"Huh?~~After finishing the college entrance examination, I have nothing but sleep to do every day. It's really boring!!"

I took the mobile phone from the bedside table and looked at the time display, which was already H-[-]:[-] noon. When I opened vx, I saw the picture of my wife on the top flashing. "Honey, I'm going back to the ranch to get Pokémon eggs! You can take care of the lunch meal yourself! I won't come back until after dinner to accompany you to buy the Pokémon eggs, okay!! Xie Lei casually replied "ok" Click on a certain group app to open nearby stores.

"Green onion and duck barbecue restaurant, Gyarados spicy hot pot, big milk pot milk tea shop..."

Xie Lei was not surprised at all when he saw the names of nearby stores displayed in the app. They were all named after Pokémon.

Because Pokémon has firmly occupied the position of the number one IP in this world for hundreds of years?

Xie Lei casually ordered a "pearl milk tea, turkey-flavored burger and French fries set meal" at the Big Milk Can Milk Tea Shop. Then he put his phone aside and walked into the bathroom to wash up.

"Lala~?"

After washing up, Xie Lei straightened his hair in front of the mirror.

When I returned to the room and looked at the wedding photos across from the big bed, I couldn't help but feel a little lost. The photos showed a person wearing a suit with a slight belly, a little baby fat on his face, short hair, a smile, and a harmless look. youth.

The young man held in his arms a beautiful girl with a childlike face who was wearing a snow-white wedding dress.

The middle-aged salesman of an ice cream company who used to be in his 30s and drove a battery car to place orders at major supermarkets has now become a fat man who has finished the college entrance examination and has just served a wedding banquet.

Yes, after Xie Lei had a car accident while driving a battery car, he was gloriously reborn as a baby with his memories. It has been so many years.Xie Lei has almost forgotten what happened in his previous life.After all, it's been so many years.

In this life, Xie Lei's parents passed away when he was still a baby. Fortunately, his parents' best friends, his current father-in-law and mother-in-law, raised him and made him grow up very happily.His wife, Yang Mei, is the same age as him and they have grown up together since they were babies. At the beginning of this year, they got married when they reached the legal age. (Eighteen is the legal minimum age for marriage in this world)

His father-in-law runs a family ranch of 500 acres, which has a large milk tank population of about 200 animals and more than [-] Kenteros. Usually his parents-in-law live in the ranch, while Xie Lei and his wife live in the ranch. In the city.

This ranch has been passed down from generation to generation by my father-in-law. The thousands of acres of land in Magic City are not the most valuable. The most valuable thing is that the big milk tank tribe is a group of walking money printing machines.

A group cannot be caught by just a single Pokémon. This requires the entire group to trust you very much and be very close to them before they will follow you and be kept captive by you.

In short, having a tribe that trusts you means that you can transform from an ordinary civilian who only has enough food and clothing to a wealthy family with a nourishing life. Even if you are not a Pokémon that can engage in production like Big Milk Can, you can still rely on selling Pokémon. Kemen eggs to get rich.

Those big families have Pokémon groups to provide their offspring with high-quality Pokémon, and they can also exchange the types they want with others.

This world is similar to the development history of various countries in previous lives, except that there are more Pokémon.

As a game fan, although Xie Lei plays League of Legends more and does not know Pokémon as well as those Pokémon fans, he is very happy to be able to live with Pokémon and become a trainer to command Pokémon. Kemen fights.

Although the area and orientation of each country in this world remain unchanged, the area is many times larger than in the previous world. All kinds of incredible Pokémon live in cities, and among humans and humans are docile small Pokémon. Dream.

Various Pokémon can be found everywhere around humans.

There are billboards hanging on the side of the road with photos and endorsements of celebrities and Pokémon. The products sold in the shopping mall's pedestrian street are not all human clothing, food, housing and transportation. Human and Pokémon items are split [-]-[-].

Pokémon in the gaming and live streaming industries account for more than 80.00%.

But it’s different from the one in the anime.On the contrary, it is a bit like the settings in the game. In the real world, Pokémon are also very busy, but they are worthy of being the darlings of the world.

Pokémon have a health bar (HP), and their bodies will not be hurt until their HP is depleted. Moreover, when their HP is drained, they will die frequently. They will die only if you attack them again. This is when they Even if you have 1 HP left, your next attack will only kill them frequently.

As for humans who can survive on Aquamarine for thousands of years like Pokémon, of course they also have means. When humans reach adulthood, they can sign a contract with a Pokémon egg. When the Pokémon hatches, it will become the human's destiny. Pokémon.

When humans are harmed, the damage will be transferred to the natal Pokémon, so the natal Pokémon can be said to be the second life of humans.

Therefore, even heinous villains treat their Pokémon with great care. It is through this relationship that humans and Pokémon have lived together from ancient times to modern times.

Although there are gangsters and all kinds of disgusting things happening in every country, overall they are relatively satisfactory, and when people reach adulthood, they have all the rights of citizens, including getting married and having children.

This place is not as dark and bloody as some of the fellow Pokémon that Xie Lei saw in his previous life.

There is no such thing as those direct descendants of high-ranking officials in the alliance suppressing civilian trainers. The status of trainers is equal to that of ordinary people. There will not be any bullshit about life and death. After all, even ordinary people who are not trainers will contract their own Pokémon. In your case The patrolmen might have arrived before I was harmed.

There is no aristocratic family here that can completely monopolize the Pokémon of the three royal families. There are also Pokémon for sale on the market, although the price is quite impressive. As for the Pokémon groups owned by the family, it is also the family's chance and the wealth accumulated over generations. If you feel jealous and jealous, you can only say that it is your own problem.

The quasi-god Pokémon is really not something that ordinary trainers can afford to raise, and its development is super slow, not to mention the investment cost is huge.

As for whether to be a trainer or not, it is just up to everyone's choice. After all, society cannot be full of trainers. Other professions are also very important. The money earned will not be small, and relatively speaking, professional trainers need to invest a lot of manpower and material resources. Only if you can break out of the swimming pool, of course, you will definitely stand out after becoming a powerful trainer.

Xie Lei also often sees some inspirational chicken soup stories on the Internet, but as for whether it is poisonous, you can only know if you try it.

Chapter 2Yangmei and Golden Finger

Just as Xie Lei's brain was still reeling, a strange number showing takeaway express called.

"Hello, is this Mr. Xie? Your takeaway has arrived. Please open it. Thank you."

"okay."

When Xie Lei opened the door, he saw an Uncle Huangshan wearing a helmet standing at the door, and next to him was a strange man holding takeout in all four hands.

"Here's your takeout!"

"Thank you, please, uncle!"

“You’re welcome!! Remember to give a good review!!”

After Xie Lei took the takeaway, he watched the takeaway uncle turn around and leave with strange force. He was really an uncle like the wind.

Xie Lei returned to the living room with the takeout, turned on the TV, and watched the replay of the Magic City Champions League while quickly eating a lunch called the Fire Chicken Burger, which was actually a fried chicken burger.

Every time I watch the two sides skillfully use various skills in the game, Xie Lei feels like he has been cheated when teaming up with the team. Don’t the fans in the novel say that the people in it are simple-minded and don’t know tactics? How come he is like this? People can use various tactics and have various evolutionary forms of evolutionary props.

In fact, isn’t this nonsense? It would be strange that millions of players around the world can develop the routines and techniques in a few years, but it would take billions of people thousands of years to develop them.Not to mention there are millions of professionals dedicated to Pokémon research!

If there was no golden finger, Xie Lei would choose to go home and take over the ranch after graduating from college with a major in general management. Although his academic performance is quite good, the death rate of trainers in the wild is quite high. After all, most of the people in the wild Pokémon are not vegetarians, and unlike in the city, there are many bounty hunters in the wild who are unscrupulous.

Fortunately, Xie Lei still has a golden finger as a time traveler. His golden finger has been awakened since he was a child. It is a store in the League of Legends canyon with 1000 initial gold coins, and it also comes with a function that allows his eyes to see treasures. Kemeng data.

Xie Lei is quite stubborn, so he immediately bought a father's vest out of curiosity (+35 armor. Unique passive - Thorns: When hit by a normal attack, it will retaliate to the attacker equal to 3 plus your 10% extra armor value. Magic damage and applies serious injury to the attacker for 3 seconds.)

But when he finished buying and preparing the equipment, he was dumbfounded. It turned out that the products in the store were not for him to wear. The system prompted that they could only be worn by his own elf. .

"My wife is calling! My wife is calling! My wife is calling!"

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Xie Lei was lying on the sofa and rolled his eyes when he heard this funny phone ringing.

"Hey! Husband, I'm in the parking lot downstairs. Come down and I won't go up!"

"Okay, come down now!"

When Xie Lei went down to the parking lot, he saw his SUV parked aside. He consciously opened the driver's door, got in, and drove towards his destination.

Fortunately, there were not many vehicles at this time. Then he felt the seat under his buttocks was a little hot. He rolled his eyes at Yang Mei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, and pursed his lips, "It's the same every time. If the seat is so hot, I'll get hemorrhoids!"

Hum! !Who told you not to go back with me? "After hearing his words, Yang Mei curled her lips.

Xie Lei grinned and said, "Isn't it because I thought about buying Pokémon today last night? I was so excited that I went to bed very late, so I didn't feel energetic enough to get up this morning."

"Haha~~ When did you get up early? Since you were little, how often did you get up without me grabbing you?"

Yang Mei looked at Xie Lei with an expression like you were lying, "And you can't even pull it up today. Obviously you are just pretending. Are you afraid that your parents will nag you for not choosing the Big Milk Pot as your natural Pokémon?" !”

It should be said that he grew up wearing a pair of pants. Xie Lei, who was a little embarrassed by the comment, quickly changed the subject. "How could I not want it? Big Milk Tank is a very good Pokémon as a natural Pokémon. Its HP and resistance are very good and it can be directly transformed into its ultimate form without evolving. It also has the recovery skill of drinking milk. This is not the only best Pokémon this year. Of course I’ll leave the qualified big milk jugs and eggs to you!”

Hearing this, Yang Mei laughed angrily, "Keep talking nonsense. This egg was originally given to you by your parents. Since you like such a big milk can for you, I will pick another one later!"

Xie Lei saw that his wife was a little angry. She was obviously annoyed by her parents nagging her at the ranch. Well, maybe she was also a little jealous. The full desire for survival in Xie Lei's body immediately made him react and quickly pretended to beg for mercy: "This I'll take care of all the housework for a week! ! "

"A week?? Claw!"

“10 days can’t be more!!”

"One month, otherwise don't go back to your room to sleep at night!"

"Okay!! I'll sleep in the study!!"

"roll--"

After bickering with Yang Mei for a while, and finally successfully doing the housework for a month, the two finally arrived at the Magic City Pokémon Mall in the city center. They parked the car and walked towards the reserved breeding house, noisily. go.

On the road leading to the breeding house, there are always elders leading young people there, and of course there are also young people going in groups of three to five.

Of course, as a famous city in China, Magic City definitely has more than just this mall, but this mall is one of the best in Magic City. Everything about Pokémon can be found here, and there is a Pokémon Center on the first floor. The price is very impressive.

However, there are many wealthy people in the Magic City, and people from nearby cities come here to buy, so even if the price is very expensive, it is still bustling.

Due to the large number of people arriving at the breeding house, Xie Lei and the two could only register and queue up. Fortunately, the service here is very good and there is a special waiting room, so there is no need to stand around.

About 10 minutes later, a female waiter wearing glasses walked in.

After seeing the waiter, Xie Lei was so excited that it was finally time to arrive.

"You two have been waiting for a long time. My name is Liu Zhen. I am very happy to serve you. Please come with me." After finding the guests, the waiter made an inviting gesture and introduced himself.

It is worth mentioning that the breeding houses and Pokémon centers here all hold qualification certificates verified by the Pokémon Association. The Pokémon and Pokémon eggs sold have pedigree and qualification certificates.

You can only sell other small breeding houses based on your own vision.

Of course, for those families who cannot afford Pokémon, Dragon Country also provides subsidies. Citizens across the country can use their ID cards to go to public breeding houses to receive a Pokémon egg for free as their natal Pokémon.

Of course, there are definitely not so many choices for free. Those are Pokémon eggs confiscated by patrols or found in the wild. Their qualifications are average, not very bad. They randomly picked out 3 eggs and chose one.Occasionally, there will be situations where the European Emperor picks up the missing pieces and soars into the sky, but the chances are about the same as winning the lottery.

Chapter 3Purchase Pokémon Eggs

"Ms. Liu Zhen, besides the Pokémon Egg I reserved today, how many Pokémon Eggs are there to choose from?"