Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

While waiting for the second wave of soldiers to come out, Xie Lei explained to the water friends with a smirk on his face.

"Hey~~ They are willing to take drugs and haven't left yet. It must be the black dog coming. Watch out how we play with them."

After the soldiers entered the tower again, this time Happy Egg took the lead, dyeing Huo Fu and Hinata flower green to attract the hatred of the defense tower.

But before Gyarados could take action to harvest, the black dog appeared in the field of vision at the river mouth.

"The black dog should have started ordering explosive fruits and jumped down when we entered the tower. Hehe, we are finally waiting for the black dog!" Explained.

Gyarados doesn't need to top the tower to completely let go and play with the two people under the tower. When the black dog enters the attack range, Flamethrower and Hyuga are already resurrected in the spring countdown!

Hei Lujia feels super embarrassed now. You, a happy egg with a racial and physical defense value of only 10 points, withstood a few attacks from the defense tower, but you still have half of the blood. You are the only one who is outrageous.

Moreover, the Gyarados next to him was actually still full of health. In this situation, he had to fight with his head, so he hurriedly turned around and planned to slip away from the river.

Xie Lei and the two finally waited until the black dog came, and of course they would not let him run away. Gyarados, who was well prepared, turned around and tied him up with Tide Spin, then bullied him, hit him, bit him, and added a mouthful of salt. The soda transports him back to the spring.

After killing all three of them, Happy Egg casually refilled an egg for himself before slowly dismantling the defense tower with Gyarados.

Chapter 32 Saying Goodbye

After crushing several rounds in a row, Xie Lei felt that the canyon battle mode was not suitable for Pokémon, because if the gap between the Pokémon on one path was too big, it would be easy to form a crushing game, because as long as these big brothers did not join the group, they would not be able to compete at all. You can't lose, it's not interesting, but it's still in the testing stage and should be improved.

Sure enough, a few days later, the battle platform was updated and upgraded, and the three-route canyon map was changed to look like an avenue in Alliance Brawl, but it was also a little different. There was an ordinary flat land in the middle of the avenue, and there were grasslands and rivers on both sides. Moreover, money shopping was completely abandoned and turned directly into a mode similar to Alliance Brawl.

Such changes have made this mode completely popular. The previous advantages of Pokémon training have been well preserved, and the playability has also been greatly improved. Even if one party has a boss-level Pokémon, the other As long as one party cooperates tacitly, there is a lot of chance of winning. Xie Lei's Happy Egg almost lost in two games. Fortunately, the HP and physical strength of Happy Egg are the ceiling of Pokémon. Pokémon uses moves that require stamina. , some Pokémon with too low physical and racial values ​​will start to get tired after just a few moves, and can no longer be thrown! (In the future, the protagonist’s live broadcast will mainly be 2V2 and chaos)

As time goes by, it’s already the end of August in a blink of an eye.

Klucky-"

The new day starts with the soft sound of happy eggs.

Xie Lei got up, rubbed his eyes that were still a little confused, looked at the dazzling sunlight coming in from the window, pushed the slender figure next to him who was still curled up in the bed and said: "Meimei, wake up!!"

"Yeah! Let's sleep a little longer!"

Yang Mei let out a low cry of dissatisfaction, rolled over in bed, and planned to continue being a pig.

"Snapped!"

"Your Majesty, you work so hard!"

Yang Mei woke up from the pain in an instant. She lifted the quilt and covered her buttocks for a while, then opened her eyes to look for the culprit.

Mlucky——"(Not me!!)

Upon seeing this, Xingfu Dan hurriedly shook his cute big head, then stretched out his short finger to point to the bathroom. Apparently he understood the seriousness of the matter and hurriedly sold his shit shovel.After Xie Lei patted Yang Mei's buttocks, he knew she was awake and turned around and went into the bathroom to wash up.

Yang Mei had nothing to do with her own dog, so she could only turn her attention to Happy Egg and muttered.

"Smelly happy egg, not cute at all. Your afternoon tea is gone today."

Happy Dan then looked at Yang Mei in confusion.

He continued to lie on the bed for a few seconds.

Yang Mei took her time to put on her clothes and pants, walked into the bathroom, and washed up with her husband.

"It's only around 9 o'clock now!!! Why are you getting up so early? Today I just pack things and move, and there is no training. Why don't you let me sleep a little longer! Finally, I don't have to do housework! Sitting in the dining room, Yang Mei is eating breakfast. He complained to Xie Lei who was sitting next to him.

Xie Lei rolled his eyes at her angrily and then said to her:

"Hurry and finish eating, go to the bedroom to pack your things immediately. Do you want to go home? Don't look at how fast you pack your luggage! You will be nagged by mom and dad again later until lunch, otherwise you won't let me go home!" I told mom to just stay here when I get back!"

Xie Lei felt that his stupid family really had no sense at all. His parents showed such reluctance at dinner last night. If he didn't retreat early while they were taking care of the pasture, they still had to wait for lunch to have another nagging meal!

It's not that Xie Lei doesn't want to continue to accompany them, time is still long, and there will be plenty of time in the future. The main reason is that he understands that his wife wants to live a two-person world with him, and has given the vacation to his parents. Of course, he has to take Yang Mei's feelings into consideration. .

Happy Egg sat at the dinner table with a few friends, drinking milk quietly, admiring, not admiring, but silently watching their performance without daring to say anything.

After hearing this, Yang Mei reacted immediately, hurriedly destroyed the breakfast, and then ran back to the bedroom.

After Xie Lei drove away his wife, he had breakfast with Happy Eggs and the others with a calm expression.

After breakfast, Xie Lei took a trip to the island in the middle of the lake to say goodbye to the frog boss and their little friends.When Xie Lei returned to the villa, Yang's father and Yang's mother had already returned and were sitting in the living room. Apparently they came back early on purpose.

Xie Lei suddenly felt envious of his wife, who was so heartless that she didn't have to worry about anything.

Xie Lei hurriedly came to them, looked at Yang's mother with some flattery and said: "My parents are about to start school, and we will go back to the city later. It's more convenient to go to school there, and the food cooked by mom is so delicious. We'll be here for the first time during the holidays." I’ll be here soon, and I’ll be sure to make a big meal when the time comes!!”

Yang's mother stood up, tapped Xie Lei's forehead with her finger, and curled her lips a little unhappily: "I don't know you yet, but you protect her. You have been like this since you were a child. If it weren't for Meimei You must prefer to stay at the ranch more!”

Father Yang also had a little temper and was sitting on the sofa muttering in a low voice. Apparently he also had some objections to his leaky little cotton-padded jacket.

Xie Lei was no longer surprised. In the past, when he and Yang Mei went on a trip at the beginning of each holiday, they would look like this, but this year they moved out because of their marriage, so it was the end of the holiday.

Seeing this, Xie Lei quickly hugged Yang's mother, patted his heart and promised: "Don't worry, Mom, we will video chat with you every day, and we will come back to accompany you as soon as possible after the holiday! And you and dad can come over to our little place when you have time. Stay for a while!!”

After being fooled by Xie Lei, Yang's mother's face finally improved. She pulled him to sit on the sofa and told him about the trivial matters of life.

After all, Father Yang is a man. He is not as nagging as Mother Yang. He muttered a few words and passed away. To be honest, he was very satisfied with his adopted son and son-in-law. He had no frivolous temperament at all, and he missed his family very much.

Seeing that Yang's mother had finished nagging, Yang's father took out a bank card from his pocket and handed it to Xie Lei: "It's very expensive to train Pokémon. The live broadcast you do is enough to cover their daily expenses." That’s amazing, don’t you still need one Pokémon? This card has 1000 million in it, just in case you don’t have enough money when you see the right one!”

Xie Lei took it directly without being polite. Anyone else might have been a little embarrassed to be supported by his father-in-law, but he was different. He had been soft on the reception since he was a child! .

Chapter 33 Pokémon’s First Tea Party

It's almost evening in the afternoon.Xie Lei and Yang Mei finally cleaned the house.

I haven't been back here for almost two months, so cleaning is really troublesome.

Fortunately, there are two little housework experts, Happy Egg and Big Milk Can, to help, otherwise they would definitely be too busy in an afternoon.

Xie Lei, who had finally finished working all afternoon, lay on the sofa and smoked a delicious cigarette. He looked at Yang Mei, who had been pretending to be dead for a while, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's already done, and you're still pretending!!"

Yang Mei looked at Xie Lei with an innocent face and said, "Ah? I just rested for a while and you got it done, husband?? That's great! Let me give you a kiss as a reward!".

As for the Pokémon guys, they had worked hard all afternoon, and Xie Lei would certainly not treat them badly. The large coffee table in the living room was filled with snacks and drinks, and several Pokémon were gathering around to have a tea party. It was quite a treat. Enjoy!

Of course Gyarados is no longer there, it's still in the ball, and it's not that it can't be placed at home, but its nearly 7-meter-long body is really in the way, and if you don't pay attention to your home, you can contact a decoration company to redecorate it.

Happy Dan looked at Yang Mei's poor performance and said dumbfounded to Big Milk Tank who was sitting next to him and wearing an apron: "Big Milk Tank, did you learn your shit shoveling officer's acting skills from that sissy who played basketball?! "

After hearing this, the big milk tank paused for a moment while taking out the potato chips, then threw the potato chips into his mouth. He looked at his friends with an unclear expression and said, "Who are you talking about?" Huh? Oh! I don’t know that woman, Lotus Hat Boy, isn’t our shit shoveling officer Fatty Xie?”

The boy in the lotus hat took a sip of fat house water before calmly nodding in agreement: "Sister, you are right, Fatty Xie is the one! That woman is just a tool!!"

After hearing the words of the Big Milk Pot and the Lotus Hat Kid, the crotch-headed frog's bulging eyes instantly swung around again, then looked at them with contempt, and patted the Cammy Turtle next to him:

"Gitui, you can report it to Crazy Yang later. There will be plenty of snacks! And you can watch animations if you want. You can even drink a bottle of your favorite milk and throw it to me!"

Cammy Turtle was holding a bottle of milk and drinking happily when he was suddenly slapped by the Croak-headed Frog. He coughed a few times before he recovered. He glared at the culprit before replying depressedly:

"Just because I'm slow to react doesn't mean I'm stupid! You want to eat shit! Although Yang Laoer doesn't have much status in the family, she's in charge of eating, drinking and having fun, and she always likes to withhold snacks and isn't allowed to watch TV!"

The frog came up to the Cammy Turtle with a look of disbelief and stared at it for a while before exclaiming: "How could the Cammy Turtle be so smart!! Who are you? Where is the Cammy Turtle? Where did you hide it? ?”

Cammy Turtle pushed Frog Tou in front of him and said calmly: "Tsk~~Such an exaggerated expression and exaggerated tone. Thanks to you for watching so many movies, your acting skills are only as good as Yang Laoer's." Diudiu!! Still showing off!!"

Crotch Frog: "Impossible, you lied to me. I learned my acting skills from Damimi! She is a big star!"

Cammy Turtle: "You guys are really good~~ The one with the best acting skills is the eldest sister. She is the most resembling one I have ever seen. When she went to wake up the shit-sweeper this morning, I was watching from outside the door. Her acting skills were so good It’s amazing, the expression of gloating about someone else’s misfortune was instantly replaced by a natural and innocent look, and Yang Laoer was deceived by the elder sister at that time!”

After hearing Cammy Turtle's words, the frog's eyes suddenly shone with stars. He hurriedly came to Happy Egg and asked it admiringly: "Sister, I heard that your acting skills are great! Which star did you learn from! Can you teach me?"

Happy Egg looked at the frog who didn't know how to worship him with a confused look on his face. Although he was happy in his heart, he still said indifferently on the surface: "I learned from a fat man!"

The frog asked hurriedly: "Who is it? Lao Guo or Lao Shen?"

Happy Egg shook his head: "They can, but they are not!!"

The frog scratched his head: "Lao Hong? Lao Qiao?"

Happy Egg looked at the anxious frog, changed his expression with an incomprehensible expression and continued to shake his head: "They are not bad, but they are still a little bit behind!!"

The frog scratched his head and couldn't think of anyone else, so he resorted to a trick: "I'll be responsible for your housework this month!"

Seeing that the frog was so polite, Happy Egg nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's Lao Xie!!!"

The frog's scalp was numb when she was told by Happy Egg. She never expected that the answer was Boss Xie, the shit shoveler.

The big milk jug sitting next to the happy egg couldn't help but want to laugh, but she was afraid of being retaliated by the happy egg and had to hold it back. When the happy egg told the answer, it couldn't help it anymore haha When she laughs, her four breasts hurt!

Several other Pokémon also laughed, especially the honest-looking Camilla.

After laughing for a while, Big Milk Tank looked at the frog who still looked shocked. I couldn't accept the expression. He couldn't bear to say, "I prove that Happy Egg didn't lie to you. It is indeed from Xie Lao University." , Boss Xie’s acting skills are really great, his expression changes at every turn, and it’s very natural! He’s a veteran actor!”

Xie Lei had no idea that his Pokémon were planning on him. He saw them having so much fun and didn't bother them. When it was time to eat, his mother-in-law still lay there and didn't want to move. He knew that thinking about her cooking today was just a dream.

After he clicked on a certain group, he pushed Yang Mei and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Yangmei: "Whatever!!"

Xie Lei twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at her. The woman said it's okay. If you believe it, you're going to be in trouble. But he has a way with his own woman. "Then I can just order some spicy hotpot?"

Yang Mei: "Go away! Bring your phone, I'll order it myself!"

Xie Lei, who had expected it for a long time, quickly handed her the phone and watched her scrolling around on the screen, then continued to enjoy her tea.

Chapter 34 National New Trainer Competition

There are still 10 days until school starts, and the houses in the city are not like ranches, so there are not so many places to train. Xie Lei and Yang Mei also plan to let the Pokémon stop physical training for a few days, so the Pokémon can do whatever they want in the morning. Play at home.

Xie Lei and the two could also be lazy for a while. To be honest, they also felt a little tired during the entire holiday, let alone Pokémon, so they could spend some time together while resting.

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"Eh~~ This year's National Rookie Trainer Competition was held so early?" Yang Mei, who was lying in Xie Lei's arms while reading the news, was suddenly surprised and hurriedly clicked on the top trending search.

"Isn't it held every year in December at the end of the year? Why does it start now? What are the prizes this year? The qualifiers are only announced the day before. Do the contestants still have time to come to the venue to compete?" Xie Lei also asked a little strangely.

"The official meaning is that the end of the year takes up everyone's study time, especially those who study at night, and they need to prepare for the senior high school exam, so it will be held in the summer vacation." Yang Mei said with a smile while reading the report.

Xie Lei asked with some interest: "...What about the participation conditions and prizes? This competition can be regarded as the official's greatest concern for civilian new trainers, and the rewards are very generous every year, and we people basically will not let down our dignity. Go fight them."

Seeing that he was rarely interested, Yang Mei went on to introduce: "As in previous years, anyone under the age of 19 can participate. However, this year, due to the late implementation and limited time, the qualifiers will no longer be held at training grounds in various places, but at On the battle platform! The top [-] matches will be held at the Magic City Battle Center! It will still be doubles mode until the entire army is annihilated."