Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

Just when Happy Egg and the others were about to breathe a sigh of relief, Yang Mei suddenly turned her face and said gloomily: "But when you were eating, you actually laughed at me? Do you think I should confiscate your snacks? Or confiscate your drinks? Okay?"

Happy Egg and several naughty children were staring at the second- and fifth-year-old Rotom floating between them and Yang Mei, roaring in their hearts that they would give it a severe lesson when they got the chance, but they laughed at Yang Mei. , which must not be admitted, so they all shook their heads and waved at Yang Mei, saying that they had never done it.

Kami Turtle pointed at Rotom hurriedly, and then pushed his little brother Iron Dumbbell out to express that he wanted to use Iron Dumbbell for translation.

Iron Dumbbell hurriedly said: "We really didn't laugh at you. We just said that your temper was not very good today, and then laughed at the big sister for being taught a lesson by you the morning before! It's just that this guy Rotom's translation is wrong!"

This time it was Rotom's turn to be unhappy. After spinning a few times in the air, he said with certainty: "I didn't translate it!! I didn't watch the video either!!"

Upon hearing the iron dumbbell, Xie Lei and Pokémon in the living room looked at Yang Mei strangely and cursed in their hearts: "Fuck!! What a good guy!!"

Yang Mei relied on the fact that she was the boss today and was fearless. She ignored the strange looks in the living room, grasped the key point of Tie Dubell's words and said with a fierce face: "Why am I so bad-tempered today?"

All the Pokémon looked at Xie Lei speechlessly, thinking, God, how can I break this trick?

Xie Lei thought for a while, then suddenly had an idea and sat down next to Yang Mei and said: "Don't worry about these naughty guys, let's discuss which is the best first place to go after joining the club tomorrow."

As expected, Yang Mei's memory only lasted seven seconds. After hearing Xie Lei's words, her eyes suddenly lit up and she hurriedly suggested: "How about we go to the forest next to the pasture. There won't be too high-level Pokémon unless we go deep. .”

When Xie Lei saw that Yang Mei's attention was indeed attracted, he discussed with her and waved his hand to signal Happy Egg and them to leave quickly.

Chapter 79 Pokémon Battle

After dinner, Yang Mei went to bed early, but Xie Lei still had to work in the Alliance Mall. He quickly entered the virtual battle platform and clicked on the live broadcast.

"The host is the only one today?"

"The bad woman is hiding!!"

"The Dirty Emperor must have been abandoned by a bad woman!!"

Xie Lei looked at the barrage that was filling the screen with crazy jokes about himself, raised his eyebrows, and said with a stern expression: "My wife is not feeling well today, so I am the only one who will live broadcast for everyone."

"The anchor is on vacation again just like me!!"

“Brother upstairs, please tell your story!!”

"Guazi and Kuole are ready. Please ask the big brother upstairs to start!!!"

Xie Lei looked at the barrage and found that there was still melon to eat. Although he wanted to eat together, he would not admit that he was on vacation these days. "Brother who said he was on vacation, I have continuously asked people to contact your wife. Are you ok?"

"No need to trouble you, Zirthy Emperor, I just reported him, and he probably has no time to reply to your barrage now!!"

"Remember to hide yourself after this period of time upstairs. If I were the big brother, I would step aside and teach you how to be a good person in a minute!"

"Oh~~ Let's all have a few seconds of silence for my brother. After all, if you are caught on the knee, you may not be able to save it!"

"What are you implying upstairs?? Running a red light???"

Seeing this, Xie Lei hurriedly coughed a few times to interrupt the rhythm, and blew up the car that was getting further and further away from the kindergarten.

"Since my wife is not here today and there is no one to compete with you idiots, I won't choose 1vs1 Pokémon battle today. Let's play something else today, um! Let's just play the Pokémon Battle that was launched in the previous episode. This one The mode only requires the Pokémon to be teleported, and the trainer can stay in the room and direct it.”

After saying that, Xie Lei clicked on the Pokémon Brawl match.

This mode is similar to Xie Lei’s League of Legends Brawl in his previous life. There are big straight roads on the map, but now there is a thin forest on the other side of the grass, where Pokémon can hide, and on the other side is a small river. It's basically the same except that you can't buy equipment, and you will be resurrected from the spring after you die.

A match was quickly found. Xie Lei clicked Confirm and entered the interface for selecting his own team to fight.

Xie Lei's other four teammates quickly determined their Pokémon for the battle. They were Gyarados, Electric Dragon, Spade, Cannonball, and Nidoking. As for the enemy's Pokémon, they couldn't be seen. , you will only know after you start.

Xie Lei directly teleported the happy egg without much BB. After everyone confirmed, all the Pokémon participating in the battle appeared in Shuang's spring water.

Xie Lei took advantage of the time when Happy Egg ran to the first tower, while watching the barrage and analyzing the situation

"The Pokémon we have here are okay, they are all relatively violent Pokémon. Only my Happy Egg is a support, and there is also a big milk tank on the opposite side as a support, and a Rhinoceros (Iron Armored Tyrannosaurus) The Sting Bee and Flying Mantis serve as meat, the assassins, and the crow boss serves as the main output."

"I have just opened the betting. The brothers who have dug up the fish balls can place a bet. Our chances of winning this time are not very high. The electric dragon and cannonworm were defeated by the big meaty horn-drilling rhinoceros on the opposite side, and they are basically unbeatable. And Gyarados, which can be used as meat, is also defeated by Rhino’s rock-type skills, so our chances of winning are very low, so don’t miss this opportunity!!”

Water friend:

"The dog anchor started cheating fish balls every day again?"

"I don't see any chance of the opponent winning! Not even a fighting type can break the skin of a happy egg!"

"For Happy Eggs, the difference between 1vs1 and 5Vs5 is just a few more toys to throw around! I want to trick the fish balls into replacing them!"

Soon Happy Egg and his teammates arrived in front of their own tower, but after all, they were a temporary team, so don't think about cooperation or lack of cooperation. It is estimated that the ranking battle will be launched in a week, and it may be better.

Gyarados didn't care about anything, and just got into the river, intending to hide and plot.

The rest didn't dare to enter the woods when they saw the two insect assassins on the opposite side, and slowly explored forward by the river.

Soon the two sides met. The rhino opposite them took the lead, followed by the custard cans and the crows flying above their heads. Looking at them leaning against the grove, you knew that the remaining two cunts must be hidden inside.

Both sides threw a few long-range skills from a distance to test, but neither caused any real damage to the other party.

Both sides exercised restraint, and soon the siege minions were fighting in the middle of the road. Well, the siege minions were very important. Without the minions, the towers couldn't be demolished. It would be painful to defeat Pokémon from the defense tower.

0...seeking flowers....

Xie Lei saw that the rhinoceros on the opposite side was immune to electric moves and stood in the middle of the soldiers to block the lightning from the electric dragon and cannon bugs.

Xie Lei, who was still letting Happy Egg paddle, glanced at the distance and raised his eyebrows.

"This rhinoceros is committing a crime! How could Happy Egg, the incarnation of justice, endure it? Happy Egg grabbed it and threw it into the river for the Gyarados brothers to play with! It's better to be by the river, so that everyone can Have fun!"

The happy egg on the field had long disliked the Rhinoceros, and turned out to be more arrogant than it. After hearing Xie Lei's words, it finally stretched out its sinful short hand towards the Rhinoceros not far away,

"lucky" (bastard is so arrogant, fly away!!)

"lucky" (Gyarados, your toy has arrived!)

The unprepared rhinoceros was thrown to the river by the happy egg. The electric dragon, which had been unhappy with it for a long time, immediately wrapped its hands with flames and gave the rhinoceros a good beating.

Of course, the rhino's other victim, the stag beetle, would not miss this good opportunity. It opened its large pincers that were longer than its body and clamped tightly on its thigh.

Old Silver Coin Gyarados, who had been hiding in the river from the beginning, even vacated the water with his entire body, and slapped the rhinoceros hard on the face with his big tail wrapped in water energy.

Nidoking's reaction was a little slow and he couldn't even get an assist. Rhinoceros was whipped into a white light by Gyarados and returned to the fountain for a countdown.

The Flying Mantis and the Giant Needle Bee had just left the woods and wanted to come over with their teammates to rescue the rhinoceros, when they saw it turn into white light and hurriedly retreated.

After Xie Lei received the gold coin arrival notification from the mall after the rhinoceros died, he stopped paddling and hurriedly directed the happy egg, "Hold the happy egg up! Lead the two old Yin coins out of the woods!"

Now Happy Egg and his teammates felt comfortable. After hearing the order, Happy Egg directly crossed the middle line of soldiers and came to the side of the grove.

The Big Milk Can and the crow leader who were originally staying next to the woods saw the Happy Egg, stepped back and pulled away enough, and then stopped. Apparently they were waiting for their teammates in the woods to take action and stepped forward to help.

Chapter 80 Xie Lei’s passionate explanation

The giant sting wasps and flying mantises hiding in the woods immediately lit up their eyes when they saw the happy egg, and they all moved to the right position to take action.

Happy Egg waited for a while but no one came out, so he turned his back to the grove and started slapping the opponent's soldiers with his hands. The insult was extremely strong. Flying Mantis didn't have that much patience. The shield can actually pretend to be in front of the assassin. I was so angry. The flying mantis spread its wings on its back and appeared behind the happy egg with a flash of lightning. It waved a pair of scythes and hit the happy egg. Two combos]!

The giant needle wasp standing on the branch with the flying mantis saw its friend taking action, and it hurriedly flew out. The attack was the most damaging [poison attack]. It was like a falling arrow at high altitude, with the tail needle as the arrow. , stabbed the happy egg hard.

The crow leader, who was originally hiding far away in the air, was not willing to be alone. The moment he saw the mantis scurrying out, he already opened his mouth to condense the [Shadow Ball]. When the giant needle wasp attacked, it simultaneously used the [Shadow Ball]. Spray on the happy egg.

As for the custard can, it was too far away and there was no time to get close, so I could only throw it [Rockslide] from a distance.

Happy Egg only started to turn around when it was attacked by the Flying Mantis. By the time it turned around, it had already consumed four skills and was poisoned, but it still had a small half tube of blood. The Flying Mantis and the Needle Bee were using The melee physical attack was also countered by the anti-armor, losing more than 10 points of health.

Happy Egg instantly consumed the eggs in his pocket to fill the health tank, completely ignoring the two choppers beside him, and used [Earth Throw] on the crow leader flying in the distance to throw him to his friend.

Feeling that he was being ignored, Flying Mantis was simply furious. He wondered when he, a skilled master who had defeated hundreds of enemies, had ever been humiliated like this. He didn't even wait for his trainer's command, and wielded his usual move of two sickles [two combos]. 】 Come as you please.

The Needle Bee was not much better. Seeing that the Happy Egg had been poisoned by him, it was still looking at him with a playful smile. It had just flown up again and immediately stung it back.

The Big Milk Tank finally ran nearby at this time. When it was about to give Happy Egg a [Imagination Hammer], it felt that its body flew into the air involuntarily, and the place where it landed turned out to be several Pokémon. Surrounded by the river.

It turned out that after the happy egg was filled up, he was about to play with the two fools around him. His eyes caught sight of the big milk jug that was leaning towards him. Happy Egg, who didn’t want to be disturbed, stretched out his short hand again, a [On Earth Throw] Throw the big milk can next to its little friend.Let it join the crow chief in receiving a beating from society.

Seeing the happy egg crushing his opponent, Xie Lei did not continue to direct, but worked part-time as a commentator for a while,

"We can see that Big Milk Tank wanted to disturb Happy Egg from playing with his new friends, but Happy Egg gave him a plane ticket and invited him over to keep the crow chief company."

"The two little friends, Big Needle Bee and Flying Mantis, who were playing house with Happy Egg and played the role of nurse (injection) and doctor (operating), seemed to be in poor physical condition. After a few incisions and injections, they seemed to be about to collapse. look like."

"Oh!! Everyone, look at the happy egg who played the patient. After he finally recovered with the help of the doctors and nurses, he actually sang a [Sound of Charm] for them in return. He is really a good boy who repays his kindness!! "

"You may be too tired to see the doctors and nurses, but you fell asleep on the ground so quickly after hearing the song of Happy Egg!! It's really tearful!! The friendship between them is so touching. !!!”

After hearing Xie Lei's explanation, a series of questions floated in the live broadcast room?Number.

"Holy shit!! Are you telling me this is playing house?? Dog anchors really ruin childhood!!"

"Students at Shanghai University are so scary!! Maybe this is why I failed the exam??"

"The dirty emperor is going to talk about cross talk so that no one else has anything to do!!"

"What's going on!! Is there something wrong with my eyes or my ears!!"

"Eyes: Deviled eggs are torturing giant needle wasps and flying mantises!"

"Ears: Fart! It's obviously a game played by Happy Egg, Giant Needle Bee, and Flying Mantis in the same year!"

Xie Lei has already entered the commentary mode and has no time to watch the barrage.

"It's really heartbreaking to see the regretful look on Happy Egg's face! But there's nothing we can do. The mother of the Giant Needle Bee and Flying Mantis told them to go back to the spring water and stay for a while..."

"Hey, Happy Egg met his old friend Rhinoceros again!"

"Good guy! The happy egg is a rich second-generation stone hammer. I was worried that my classmate Rhinoceros would feel tired while walking, so I directly ordered a plane ticket and had it come to me in an instant.

"Is this love? Or is this what friendship is like?"

"Hey, this time Happy Egg even called some of his good friends to come over and play with Mr. Rhinoceros. I'm so touched!!"

If the audience hadn't seen the rhinoceros just resurrected and Happy Egg and the others dismantling the defense tower, and wanted to get closer to take a look, the devil Happy Egg would have directly released [Earth Projection] and pulled him under the defense tower to support the defense. The tower was injured and beaten to death. Just listening to the sound, they really had some pictures in their heads.

"Didn't the Dirty Emperor just want a reward? I'll give it all to you!! Please stop talking!!"

"What the person above said is right, the book coins, monthly tickets, and flowers are all given to you!! Let everyone go!!"

"But I have to say that these idiots on the other side are really admirable!!"

"Look, these guys just came out of the spring and are flocking to the happy eggs again!"

Happy Egg, which had just finished demolishing a tower, was a little frightened when it saw a swarm of fools rushing towards it. Mainly because there were too many people. It hurriedly released [Earth Throw] and sent away the rhinoceros that hurt it the most. He was beaten by his little 2.5 friends, and then he gave an [Angel's Kiss] to the flying mantis who was running the fastest and had already slashed himself.

Xie Lei spoke very quickly to the audience about the happenings on the field.

"Now is the opening scene of Young and Dangerous. Hong Xinghui's gold-medal thug Gyarados is leading three stinky brothers to beat up Dongxing's double-red stick and horned rhinoceros. Not far away, Dongxing's crow leader is also leading With his little brother Flying Mantis, Big Needle Bee and Big Milk Can beating up Happy Egg, eh? The crow leader, this little brother Flying Mantis with two swords, has something good, he actually chops everyone he sees, sometimes even himself!"