Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

[Only these three or four taels of 'fry' Zanghuang plans to split up with the two bad women, and let Happy Egg and the others drink the soup? 】

Xie Lei, who had re-hanged the shrimp, was speechless when he saw the barrage, but then he said with a bad smile: "There are so many fish in the sea, I can't control any fish to take the bait. But don't worry, everyone, just wait until you are greedy! And! Didn’t my wife take you to see the cold storage just now? The ingredients there are enough for us to eat for half a month!!"

[No amount of ingredients in the warehouse can hide the fact that you are incompetent! ! 】

【I've been waiting for this moment for too long! !The butcher knife in his hand can finally kill the dirty emperor once! ! 】

1 The people in Xie Lei’s live broadcast room are basically die-hard fans, and they are used to being criticized by Xie Lei and Yang Mei.But everyone knows that everyone is joking with each other, and they are very happy every time they face each other.

At this time, the fishhook that had just been lowered to the sea soon hit another fish, and the force was not small.

After the audience saw the slightly swaying fish float, they suddenly became happy.

[It's probably another black catfish, and it's bigger than the one just now! ! 】

[As expected, it is much 'bigger'! ! 】

Facing the second rod, he caught another black fish, 593, and it was probably only more than two liang. Xie Lei knew what his fans were doing without looking at the barrage. He said with a dark face: "This is not my technical problem, I guess This sea area is occupied by black worms!!"

After hearing Xie Lei's harsh words, the audience in the live broadcast room even beat him up.

[Hei Shu: Everything you said to the anchor is right! !The East China Sea has been occupied by our clan, Goutou! ! 】

[The two black worms can really make me drool, funny! ! 】

[Haha, I'm looking forward to his third shot. I hope there will be another Heimei, and I can eat! ! 】

Xie Lei, who was staring at the float, did not give the audience in the live broadcast room a chance to confront him, and silently stared at the float.After a slap in the face, it's time for him to exert his strength.

After waiting for a while and looking at the suddenly sinking float, Xie Lei decisively raised the fishing rod with joy on his face.

Feeling the pressure from the fishing line and the instantly tightened and bent fishing rod, Xie Lei's face was filled with joy and he gasped: "Hey!! You stinky brothers!! This fish looks quite big! I guess there are More than ten kilograms!! I just don’t know what kind of fish it is!”

Although the fishing line and fishing rod used were of high quality and were professional fishing rods that could catch Pokémon, Xie Lei still planned to sneak away for a while when he felt the power coming from the fishing line.Retract and release the line from time to time to consume the opponent's strength.

After sneaking around for a few minutes, he felt that the struggle of the underwater fish was still so fierce. Xie Lei put away his smile and said with a serious face: "Holy shit! The one who got hooked this time is probably not a fish, but a Pokémon." !Happy eggs, get ready, I’ll throw it on the deck!!”

After saying that, Xie Lei quickly shortened the fishing line, and then threw the hook onto the deck.

A shrimp Pokémon about half a meter long with sky blue and black stripes appeared on the deck.

There are three pairs of light gray legs; two pairs of blue spikes.Each plier has a black stripe on the top.It has a pair of yellow antennae and yellow eyes.There are three black stripes on the back, dividing its body into several parts. The bottom is light gray. One of the two pincers in the front is more than ten times larger than the other.

Xie Lei was relieved when he saw that it was Iron Arm grabbing the shrimp, but actually he wasn't too worried when he felt the weight. After all, the water Pokémon that weighs more than ten kilograms doesn't actually have a very powerful character.

Xie Lei saw that after the iron arm grabbed the shrimp and was thrown onto the deck, he was still using the big pliers to clamp the fishing line. The small pliers kept bringing the shrimp on the fishhook to his mouth. He was immediately happy and casually put it in the sea tank again. After taking out a few shrimps, I walked up to it and handed it to Iron Arm to grab the shrimps before saying: "You lazy guy, you don't catch so much food in the sea yourself, but you eat tap food!!"

The Iron-Armed Shrimp Snatcher, who was originally surrounded by Happy Egg and the others, raised his weapon nervously and stared at Happy Egg and the others. However, after seeing Xie Lei hand over the shrimp, he probably didn't feel any malice, so he accepted it. After picking up the shrimp with big pliers, he began to eat happily again!

Yang Mei looked at Tie Jian grabbing the shrimp while eating, and asked Xie Lei in great surprise: "Husband!! This guy is so courageous! He's not even scared at all!!"

Xie Lei was actually a little speechless, "This is a lazy guy who likes to eat, and he probably has never met a human being, so he continued to eat free food after he felt that we didn't mean any harm.

Got it! !But its tongs are a good thing and it is a rare delicacy! ! "

Yang Mei thought about it after hearing Xie Lei's words. She swallowed and hurried back to the cabin. Just when Xie Lei and the audience were curious about what she was doing, Yang Mei walked towards Iron Arm to grab the shrimps with a large bag of snacks in her arms.

Yang Mei handed the snack to Tie Jian grabbing the shrimp. After Tie Jian grabbed the shrimp, his eyes looked at Yang Mei with glowing eyes.

Yang Mei handed it a little more, then pointed to its big pliers and the snacks in her hand and said: "I use these delicious things to grab the shrimp with the iron arm, can I exchange them for your pliers?"

Iron Arm Shrimp Snatcher raised his big pliers and then looked at the snacks in Yangmei's arms. Then something shocking happened. Iron Arm Shrimp Snatcher decisively took off the big pliers, and then used small pliers to remove the snacks. It pushed it in front of Yang Mei and stared at the snacks in her arms.

Yang Mei hurriedly handed the snack to it, then picked up the big tongs and ran back to the warehouse in a hurry, probably planning to freeze it.

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately shown the deal between Yang Mei and Tie Jian to grab the shrimp!

【Fuck! ! !What on earth is inside the head of a bad woman! ! 】

[The problem is that the iron arm snatched the shrimp and took it off right away, and there was no nostalgia at all! ! 】

[The best thing is to push your pliers until you return the woman's face! ! ! 】

[Iron arm grabbing shrimp: For snacks, I don’t need my arms! !Really hurry up and change it! ! ! 】

[Iron Arm Grabbing Shrimp: Anyway, your arms will grow back soon, so snacks are not important! !funny! ! 】

Not to mention the audience, Xie Lei was also shown off by his wife and Iron Arm grabbing the shrimp. This guy probably didn't even want to die just to eat it.

Happy Egg probably felt that the Pokémon was being humiliated by grabbing the shrimp with Iron Arm, so after it finished its snack, it asked Metal Monster to throw the Pokémon back into the sea.

The metal monster probably didn't want to see the iron arm grabbing the shrimp. After hearing the order from the eldest sister, he flew up without saying a word, grabbed the struggling iron arm and grabbed the shrimp, and deliberately stayed far away from the yacht before throwing it back into the sea. .

Xie Lei didn't care about the Happy Eggs. After all, this iron-armed shrimp grabber didn't have a high qualification. He only had gold qualifications and he didn't like it. However, getting a big pliers was not without gain. Thinking of this, he immediately became happy. He hurriedly said to the camera: "Smelly brothers!! Are you ready for the rice?? The anchor is going to prepare lunch now!! And he has an iron arm to grab the big shrimps.

Pliers! !Super delicious! ! ! "

[You two are cruel! ! 】

[Don’t you have a ranch?Why don't you take it back and raise it? ! 】

Chapter 87 Pokémon Lunch Theater

After competing with the audience, Xie Lei came to the kitchen of the yacht after winning a big victory. After letting the big milk can adjust the camera, Xie Lei started to prepare lunch.

After slaughtering the two fish, Xie Lei skillfully rubbed the belly and both sides of the fish with cooking oil and seasonings, then put it on a plate, then cut some shredded ginger and green onion and spread it on the fish surface, just enough for the water in the nest. Once it's boiling, place the fish plate on the prepared steam rack.

Xie Lei then took out several steaks from the refrigerator and cut them into pieces while the audience was stunned. Then he took out two large radishes and cut them into pieces, then put the beef and radishes into the pressure cooker to stew.

The audience who saw this scene began to lose their composure:

【Fuck! !The anchor actually used such a good steak as beef to stew radishes? ? 】

[You can tell this steak is good just by looking at the snowflake pattern! !But is it delicious to stew radish? ?1

[It should be pretty good, right?Looking at Zang Huang’s skillful movements, this is not the first time he has done this. If it doesn’t taste good, he probably won’t do it often! ! 】

[The dirty emperor is very skilled in killing fish!I didn’t expect that the second generation of rich people can cook for themselves! ! ! 】

【Very normal!The people upstairs don’t think they are all giant babies. Most people can make daily meals! ]

[But with so little seasoning, is it really delicious? 】

Xie Lei glanced at the barrage after placing the beef and radishes, and said somewhat depressedly: "It's normal to be able to cook, and it's not a high-end dish. If you cook it a few times, as long as it's not too difficult, most people can You can learn everything!!”

"As for why we use steak to stew radish, that's because there is no beef in the refrigerator! And we prefer eating beef stew with radish to Western-style fried steak!!"

Yang Mei, who happened to hear Xie Lei cooking, hurriedly ran back to the cold storage and took the big tongs to the kitchen.

“How come my husband’s tongs are so delicious!!”

After Xie Lei took the tongs, he thought for a while and then said helplessly: "This is also the first time for me to make large tongs by myself!! I'm not very good at it!! But we can use the versatile seafood

Use 'steaming' method to deal with it!Look at the heat!I sawed it first! "

After Xie Lei finished speaking, he took out a small saw used for processing ingredients and slowly cut open the outer shell of the large pliers.

The deck of the yacht.

Xie Lei and Yang Mei had lunch and drank red wine under a parasol.

A group of Pokémon also opened another table nearby, and the filming work was handed over to a small drone controlled by Rotom.

After Xie Lei motioned to Rotom to take a picture of the dishes on the table, he turned the camera to the table of Happy Eggs and the others. He may have people watching his eating habits. He started the outdoor live broadcast just to share some of the things on the sea with his fans. Great views and of course to kill some time.

However, the audience was also very happy to watch Happy Egg and them eating, especially after Rotom took over the position of cameraman, and the Pokémon's words were translated into subtitles, which made them even more interested.

Happy Egg was the first to make a move, picking up a piece of the claw meat of the Iron Arm Spear Shrimp with a fork and stuffing it into his mouth. He immediately squinted his eyes and showed an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Ninja Frog also moved very quickly. He used his chopsticks very quickly. As soon as he put one piece in his mouth and hadn't eaten it yet, his long hands started to pick up the second piece.

The other Pokémon gave up, and they didn't get much in the first place, so they started grabbing them one after another.

When Happy Egg opened its eyes, it discovered that the claws of the Iron Arm Spear Shrimp were gone. Its face instantly turned dark, and it quickly turned to Ninja Frog and got angry, "Ninja Frog, you are seeking death, and you are trying to kill yourself again." Eat them all, not a single piece is left!!”

The Ninja Frog, which had only eaten a few mouthfuls, actually carried a big pot on its back. It said with an innocent face: "It's really not me this time, it's this guy Metal Monster. It only used its big spoon twice." It’s gone.”

[Hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard, Happy Egg just finished pretending, and when I opened my eyes, all the good stuff was gone! ! 】

[Metal Monster is such a good guy! !Its spoon is actually bigger than the rice spoon I use to hold rice! ! 】

[Seed Iron Ball is its little brother, right? !He even didn’t forget to give it a spoonful! ! 】

[Sure enough, technicians often have to take the blame! !Look at Ninja’s innocent little expression, it makes me laugh to death! ! ! 】

Happy Egg looked at the metal monster's big spoon and then at his little fork. His face became darker and darker, but he couldn't blame others. After taking two bites of beef, he suggested to his friends:

"If you knew it was so delicious, you shouldn't have thrown that guy away. Why don't you wait until the Ninja Frog, Water Arrow Turtle, and Kappa go to the bottom of the sea and force a few big pincers back??"

As soon as Happy Egg finished speaking, Big Milk Can and Metal Monster looked at Ninja and the three of them with hopeful expressions.

The water arrow turtle quickly waved his hand and said, "Sister, the bottom of the sea is very dangerous. It is not difficult to catch small shrimps such as the steel gun shrimp, but their boss, the steel gun shrimp, is very fierce on the bottom of the sea and swarms with us. I guess I can’t beat him!!”

0...seeking flowers....

Ninja, this bold guy, is quite eager to try, "How about we go down and try it out later? Even if we can't defeat them, they won't be able to keep us!! And if they catch up, there are happy eggs on the sea." If the eldest sister wants them to respond, they are the ones who will die!"

Lotte Kappa hesitated for a while but decided to support Ninja Frog, "Their tongs are so delicious, why not give it a try! And we can also ask Gyarados for help."

The big milk can is more ruthless than the happy egg, and it bewitched: "It would be better if we catch them all and bring them back to the pasture for breeding!! Then we can all eat them in the future! I will release the Gyarados later!"

【Good guy! !They are all a good group of guys! ! 】

[This big milk jug looks cute, but actually said such cruel words. Sure enough, it’s not like the whole family won’t be allowed into the house! ! ! 】

[But the steel gun arm shrimps are basically gold level or above, right?Can they beat it? 】

[Fake fans upstairs! !As for those perverts from Zanghuang, I guess even those in the diamond section would dare to press them to the ground and hammer them! 】

[On the shore, I guess Happy Egg and the others are no longer discussing it, but just starting to hammer it! ! ]

After the Water Arrow Turtle heard that Gyarados could help, he thought about it and nodded in agreement, but then asked a question, "You can indeed catch Gyarados with help, even if you can't defeat it."

It should be no problem to grab some big pliers and bring them back! !But will Mr. Xie and Mr. Yang support it? ?

As soon as Blastoise finished speaking, he noticed that his friends were all looking at him like a fool, and Happy Egg couldn't help complaining: "Look at the expressions of enjoyment on their faces, do they look like they would object?" ??”

Big Milk Tank's words are more direct than Happy Egg, "You think too well of them. Are they the kind of people who don't take advantage of benefits?" I guess they are already thinking about whether there is enough space in the ranch lake. Breeding steel gun arm shrimp!"

[The big milk can is probably right! ! 】

[It’s impossible not to be excited when you discover these precious farmed Pokémon, such as Gunarm! ! 】

[As mentioned above, the Steel Cannon Arm Shrimp is still very rare, and even less so if it is a group! ! 】

[If it’s an ethnic group, it’s a gold mine! ! 】