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In just 2 minutes, the Happy Egg had been hit four times in a row. At that moment, it no longer cared about its image, and rolled and crawled to avoid several water gun attacks.

This made Squirtle anxious, but fortunately, this guy still had some brains. After trying to predict a few times, he finally hit the Happy Egg a few times again. After all, the Happy Egg guy was a bit fat and his target was a bit obvious.

After Happy Egg was shot again, it finally remembered the shrinking skill that it had not used much these days. Because it was not very skilled, it only used it after being hit again by Squirtle.

But now it has hit 8 times, and there are about 2 minutes left. Happy Egg looked at the somewhat proud Squirtle, and he had an idea as soon as he rolled his eyes.

Seeing that Squirtle was about to win, it worked even harder at the moment. It condensed a water ball in its mouth again, but was not in a hurry to spray it out. It observed the behavior of the Happy Egg. This was the experience it had gained, but what made it strange was that The happy egg was not always ready to dodge like before, but stared at it with gleaming eyes.

Although it's a bit strange, Squirtle can't care so much anymore, because the water ball can only be held in the mouth for a short time, and it will explode automatically after a long time. It doesn't want to try the taste, and immediately sprays it on the happy egg! .

Chapter 10 Copy Ninja: Big Sister’s Happy Egg

Happy Egg looked at the water ball that was sprayed out, and its originally shimmering eyes suddenly became brighter. It also opened its mouth, and a water ball was instantly formed in its mouth and it immediately sprayed towards the water ball that was sprayed out.

Although the Happy Egg has no water bonus, the two water balls still cancel each other out.

When Happy Egg saw the plan was successful, he immediately looked at Squirtle with a smile on his face.

Klucky” (hehe)

"Jenny!! Jenny!!" (You are cheating!!!)

On the other hand, Squirtle screamed in anger, then turned his head and looked at Xie Lei.

Xie Lei didn't expect Happy Egg to be so smart and react so quickly. Although he wanted to do some harm to Happy Egg, which was always lazy, it didn't break the rules and could only deal with it.

Squirtle shook his head and spread his hands to show that Happy Egg did not commit any foul play.

Squirtle still refused to give up and continued to spray water on the happy egg. However, although he finally hit the happy egg again by relying on his skills and the proficiency of the water gun, he still lost in the end and only hit 9 times. One more time.

Xie Lei looked at Squirtle, who was a little disappointed, and quickly ran over to drink chicken soup and said: "Squirtle, you are already great. If you train harder, you can win. There is only one more chance!"

Sure enough, chicken soup is very effective, after all, everyone loves to drink it! ! !

"Jenny Jenny!!" (Yes, I will definitely defeat the big sister next time!!)

Jay shouts!

**lucky

"lucky"

(Little sister, you are not good! You actually want to resist!!)

Happy Egg looked at his little sister, feeling a little rebellious. He quickly ran to Squirtle and looked down at it.

"Jenny Jenny!!" (Sister, I would never have thought this way without me. You know I am loyal to you, how could I rebel!)

"Jenny!!" (Hey! Candy for you.)

Squirtle, who was looking down at him eagerly, immediately became intimidated. He quickly took out two candies from the turtle shell and handed them to Happy Egg. He doubled them up with a flattering look on his face.

After Xingfudan took the candy, he handed it to his stupid shit shoveler with a look of arrogance, and then ran to the big milk tank to continue playing, leaving Xie Lei and Squirtle in the wind.

"Hee hee!! Happy Eggs are so good!! Extra food tonight!!! You deserve it!! Husband, you are too mean!!" Yang Mei, who came with a small milk can for afternoon tea, happened to see this scene, Of course, she would not miss the opportunity to hit her husband, "Everyone, come over and have a rest and have afternoon tea!"

Xie Lei drank milk tea while watching the changes in Happy Egg and Squirtle in the past few days.

Squirtle M5

Attribute: Water

Features: rain plate

种族值：314hp/体力：19普攻：9普防：11特攻：10特防：11速度：9技能：撞击、摇尾巴、水

Gun, mirror reflection, water drop of life, new learning: salt water for rain

Happy Egg Iv5

Attributes: General

Feature: Heavenly Grace

种族值：540hp/体力：40普攻：6普防：41特攻：12特防：18速度：10技能：变小、拍击、效仿、芳香

Healing, gravity, throwing on the earth, new learning: egg laying, angel kiss, seductive voice, longing, coquettish wagging, tail, poison, praying for rain

Xie Lei was really satisfied with the Happy Egg, especially the two CDs he bought. He could learn Poison and Praying for Rain in one go.

Squirtle is also very talented and even learned to pray for rain under the guidance of Happy Egg.

Yang Mei tilted her head and looked at Xie Lei and said, "Honey, are you planning to develop into the Rainy Day team?"

Xie Lei touched his chin and said hesitantly: "I have this idea. We have a small dock in our ranch. When the water Pokémon level is high, we can buy a yacht and go out to sea as a family!! And We are located in the south, and water-type Pokémon have great advantages and effects!"

When Yang Mei heard about the trip to the sea, she patted Squirtle's green shell with stars in her eyes and said excitedly: "Squirtle, you have to train hard, understand? Don't be lazy. If I see you, your candy will be gone." !do you know?"

"Jenny!!!" (Co-author: Am I the lowest-ranking person in the family? The whole family bullies me!!)

Squirtle feels like there is no love left in the world! !Thinking of the hard life in the future, he quickly shook his head and looked at his shit shovel with tears in his eyes.

Xie Lei looked at the woman sitting next to her with a silly smile on her face and a fantasy on her face. After all, he chose his wife, and no matter how stupid he was, he could only pamper her.Although the marriage also has the meaning of the parents, they have not forced themselves, and it is really great that the family can live together for a lifetime. It is countless times better than those who have to deal with the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. !

"Okay, don't think so much, it's still early! Don't even think about it until you reach the diamond rank. After all, those big brothers in the sea are not vegetarians. Fishing in the offshore is fine!"

Looking at Yang Mei who was planning to keep fantasizing, Xie Lei still stretched out his sinful hand and spoke out to bring her back to reality.

Yang Mei stared at Xie Lei fiercely for a while before she returned to normal and asked: "Then what are you going to choose for your next Pokémon? Happy Eggs will be level 10 soon. Then you can train one more." Only, I will choose a water type when the time comes!"

After disturbing his head, Xie Lei said with some embarrassment:

"This is really something you can't ask for. The Happy Egg was reserved long in advance, and because the quality measurement of hatched Pokémon is more accurate, top quality ones are even more rare, and the price is really too expensive. It’s too embarrassing to always reach out and ask my father for money, let’s go out and take a look then!”

Yang Mei thought for a while, looked at the central lake and suggested: "Otherwise, just choose Gyarados. There should be the best ones in this lake. Our family hasn't caught Magikarp for a long time, and Gyarados can fly, so in Survivability at sea will be greatly improved."

Xie Lei's eyes lit up and he nodded, "Ask Dad during dinner, he should know better, and the Gyarados in the lake also need them to say hello, although we can still deal with them and will not hurt them. We, but those guys are very bad-tempered, so it’s better to ask father to come forward!”.

Chapter 11 Virtual Pokémon Battle Battlefield

After the meal, Xie Lei and his family sat at the door of the villa drinking tea and chatting. Dad Yang continued the conversation at dinner, "Oh! Is Leile planning to get another water Pokémon?"

Xie Lei nodded, "It doesn't mean that I will definitely form a rainy day team. I just like water since I was a child, so I like water Pokémon. It is also much safer to go out to sea. Dad doesn't know if there are any highly qualified people in our ranch lake. Where’s Magikarp?”

Father Yang thought for a while and then said hesitantly: "There should be, but you don't have to worry about those bastards like Gyarados, because 3 years ago I treated them as taxes and gave them all to the country! Those soldiers are here to catch them. You were in school when I was arrested, so you didn’t know!”

Xie Lei nodded with some understanding, but Yang Mei next to him asked in surprise: "I remember there were more than 10, and they were not weak, why did they all get sent away!"

Yang's mother rolled her eyes and said calmly: "You don't know how expensive firewood and rice are. Those bastards spend a lot of money just to eat every day. They not only cause a devastating blow to the freshwater fish farmed in the lake, but also cause serious harm to the freshwater fish. When he gets angry, he often bullies other Pokémon that live in the lake, causing them to be very upset. They need to be fed a lot of meat every day to survive.

Dad Yang: "Yes, so I gave them all as taxes to the country, and they have high damage capabilities. Those soldiers like them very much. They looked so excited the day they came to receive them."

of! ”

"So what kind of Pokémon are there in our lake?" Xie Lei was more concerned about this. After all, he had no feelings for those Gyarados. Although they would not attack his own people because they were bred, he was in the lake when he was a child. I was bullied a lot when I was swimming there.

Father Yang shook his head and said he was not very clear, but Mother Yang was different. As a woman, she was more careful and would pay attention to the ecological environment of the lake. After all, if there were fewer fish in it, she would need to put them in. After all, the treasures in the lake were Kamu is also one of the ranch's properties.

"The Goldfish King and the Magikarp King are most likely to be of the highest quality, while the Kodak Duck, Mosquito Tadpole, Lotus Leaf Boy, and Lobster Soldier were purchased from the official after sending away the Gyarados, and the quantities purchased from the official are very small, and It has only been raised for a few years, so even if there are offspring, the chance of producing the best offspring is probably low!"

After saying this, Yang Ma paused and said with some uncertainty: "When I released the fish last month, I seemed to see a few croaking frogs and mosquito-repellent tadpoles together, but I don't know if I saw it wrong! Because It’s not very clear from a distance, I just seem to see a few blue frogs next to a few green ones!”

Father Yang is not very surprised, because every year some water Pokémon enter the lake from the seaside, but many of them are driven away by the Gyarados in the lake after a short stay. Now there is no Gyarados, and some Pokémon stay. There is no guarantee of settling down. After all, there is no shortage of food and no natural enemies in the lake.

Yang Mei suddenly suggested eagerly: "How about we dive down tomorrow and take a look! And the weather is so hot now, it's not a bad way to have fun!"

Xie Lei touched his chin and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Let's wait until our Pokémon reaches level 10 before we go. We can't get it back now. We can only worry about finding the Pokémon we like, and we have to wait until next time." It would be too much trouble to find it all over again!”

When Yang Mei heard that she didn't have anything to play with, she looked like she was a baby. Then she thought of something again and turned to Xie Lei and said, "At noon, our custom-made advanced virtual battle equipment arrived. It has been installed in the bedroom." , you can compete with other trainers online later!"

Xie Lei immediately cheered excitedly, "It's too slow. It took us a week after we became trainers!"

Father Yang looked at his adopted son and son-in-law with some curiosity. He had rarely seen him so excited. "Is it the Pokémon Online Battle Arena that launched global trainer online battles two years ago? Is it really that good?"

Seeing Yang's father asking about it, Yang Mei couldn't wait to introduce it, "Yes, that's the battle field. Pokémon and trainers can be synchronized to the virtual field for battle. And because it is close to 100% virtual, Pokémon can be completely I have learned from the battle experience, and there have been many situations where I have been promoted.”

"And because there are many viewers watching, it can also be set to a paid viewing mode, which can greatly relieve the financial pressure of many outstanding civilian trainers. Now this pair

Battlefield has become the most popular live broadcast category on major live broadcast platforms. "

Yang's mother asked worriedly: "Didn't that completely expose the strength of my Pokémon?"

"We have been in the Internet age for so long. Even if we don't have to fight on the battlefield, it is now very simple to collect information about each opponent's Pokémon before competitions. After all, Pokémon requires practical experience. As long as you fight against others, the information will be leaked. ," Xie Lei explained to Yang's mother calmly,

"Furthermore, it's okay for trainers with average conditions to battle low-level Pokémon. They can just find a park or something like that, but for training with higher-level Pokémon, they need to find a special training venue, and the cost is not low. After all, the training venue The maintenance fee is not cheap, and you may not be able to find a trainer who is at the same level as you."

After taking a sip of tea, he continued: "With the launch of this battle field, trainers can increase their command experience and Pokémon combat experience at a low cost. The lowest-end helmet A type access device only costs a few thousand yuan, and the most important thing is that there are so many trainers around the world who can easily match opponents with similar levels.

Chapter 12 Start Live Streaming

After chatting with their parents for a while, Xie Lei and his wife returned to the bedroom, already eager to experience the fun of fighting.

Due to the emergence of battle platforms in recent years, gaming and other industries have suffered a devastating blow.

The live broadcast platform has been almost completely updated. Because the degree of virtual reality restoration is too high, it is a doomsday disaster for the appearance area.

However, those anchors who are funny and interesting in tricks can still successfully transform.

Now more than 90% of the live broadcast areas are Pokémon battles.

So Xie Lei and Yang Mei also plan to try live streaming to see if they can succeed. Even if their parents don't mind, they still ask them for money after getting married, which makes them feel a little ashamed given their big nerves!

Xie Lei placed the two luxurious balls on the grooves of the battle chamber and then lay down in them.

After a brief period of blindness, he, Happy Egg and Squirtle appeared in a private room of less than 20 square meters.

Before he could get familiar with the environment, a friend application interface popped up in front of him. He knew it was his wife without even looking at him. He casually clicked Agree, and then set up the merged room. After a while, the originally narrow room was upgraded to He entered the 40-square-meter luxury private room, and the figure of Yangmei and the big milk jug also appeared next to him.

After Xie Lei opened the live broadcast room that he had already applied for, "Then I will start. You will help me manage the seafood live broadcast room, record the video, and then make the video and upload it to station B."

Then Xie Lei clicked on the Pokémon battle match below level 10. After his figure disappeared, one wall of the room turned into a huge display, which displayed a small battle flat, and Xie Lei The figure appears on the left.

After Yang Mei took over the management authority of the seafood live broadcast room, she thought about it and changed the name of the room to 'Invincible Happy Egg Beginner Area Abuse Cai'. As expected, the name is very important. After changing it, people started to come in one after another.

"Is dinner ready? Brother Meng?"

"Come for the happy eggs!"

"That's it?? I thought it was a high-level trainer bringing a new low-level Pokémon to the team to torture!"

"What you said upstairs is right. This little brother looks like he has just made a contract with his destiny!"