Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

【种族值：540hp/体力：120物攻：50物防：65特攻：81特防：100速度：66]

Skills: Crash, Crazy, Water Gun, Tightening, Life Drop, Water Wave, Charming Sound, Tornado, Charming, Dragon Tail, Water Ring, Self-Regeneration, Water Tail, Mysterious Guard

Protection, mirror emission, dragon's breath, hypnosis, strange light.

Chapter 116 New Year’s Eve

It’s New Year’s Eve in the blink of an eye.

"Did you hear that? It's crooked!!! The left side is higher! How many times have I said it's the left side!!!" Yang Mei looked at Xie Lei on the ladder and exclaimed.

Xie Lei jumped off the ladder and looked up. He felt that the couplet was not crooked. It was the same as he felt when he was on it. He turned to look at Yang Mei and found that she was looking at him with a smile. She didn't know that his wife was causing trouble. , "I'll take care of you later. Hurry up and get the lantern. After hanging the lantern, I have to go over to Dad and the others to help!! They've been causing trouble all day long!!"

Yang Mei stuck out her tongue and made a face at Xie Lei before smiling: "I just asked Happy Egg to get it. Who told you not to give red envelopes with me last night!! I'm also helping now, I We’re going to cause trouble~ What’s going on!!”

After Xie Lei hung up the lantern at the entrance of the villa, he put it on Yang Mei's shoulder when she wasn't paying attention, patted her buttocks a few times, and then said with a smile: "How dare you! -!"

Amid Yang Mei's exclamations, Xie Lei carried her for a short distance and then put her down. He said to her with a smile, "Let's go! Go over there now!!"

Yang Mei pursed her lips, turned her head to the side and shouted: "I'm going to kill you!! I'm so angry now, I can't coax you! Unless you carry me into the car!!!!"

The two quarreled for a while and then set off a row of firecrackers before starting the car and driving towards their parents' home.

As soon as she got home, Yang Mei was taken by Yang's mother to help cook. Xie Lei had to take the happy eggs and post Spring Festival couplets by himself. As for Yang's father, he also helped in the kitchen.

It wasn't until a little after 6 o'clock that the reunion dinner was ready. Since there were too many Pokémon, the dining room couldn't accommodate them, so the meal could only be served at the entrance of the villa.

Father Yang had already given gifts to the Pokémon a long time ago. After the meal, all the Pokémon stared at Xie Lei and Yang Mei, obviously looking forward to their gifts.

Xie Lei grinned and returned to the villa to take out the gifts he had prepared, "We are not as rich as dad, so we bought you each a piece of clothing!! I hope you like Gyarados and Menus. Because of their bodies, It was too big, so I bought you a hat!!”

As they said this, Xie Lei and Yang Mei started to distribute New Year's gifts. Of course, Father Yang and his Pokémon also had a share. Not only did Shanaido be the first to come over and grab Lalulas, it took a while. The two of them gave out gifts to play with Pokémon.

Leaving Pokémon to play outside, they returned to the living room to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Xie Lei and Yang Mei took out a box and brought it to Yang's mother. Yang Mei said as if she was taking credit: "Mom, the New Year is coming!! My husband and I bought a jade bracelet for you in Baodao. I hope you like it!! I'll bring it for you. Get up!!”

After Yang Mei put on the bracelet for herself, Yang's mother took two red envelopes and said with a smile: "As long as you give it to me, I like it!! It would be even better if you give me a grandson!!"

"How can it be so fast!! At least we won't have children until we graduate from college!!" Yang Mei, who was usually carefree, now felt a little embarrassed by Yang's mother.

Xie Lei quickly changed the subject, took out another box and came to Father Yang to please him: "Dad!! We chose a watch for you!! Hope you like it!!!"

After taking the watch, Father Yang also gave two red envelopes to Xie Lei and the others, and then said with a smile: "It's okay for the kids to ask for it later, but when will you come to pick up our class!!"

There was really no way to continue chatting today, Xie Lei said with a smile: "Well!! Dad, you two are still so young and in great health!! Let's talk about it in a few years!! When we have children, I will let you take care of them, and we will Take over!!”

Yang Mei was also startled, and hurriedly ran behind Yang's father, pinched his shoulders and said coquettishly: "Dad!! You guys can take care of it for a few more years!! I didn't want to stay at the ranch so soon!! "

Father Yang said with a smile on his face: "Okay!! Then the two of us will help you take care of it for a few more years!!"

Yang Mei was still a little worried. She turned her eyes and threatened Yang's mother: "Mom! Don't let dad do what his friends did and suddenly take you to travel around the world! Otherwise, I will be late. You want a child!!! I’ll leave you without a grandchild to hold!!”

A hint of cunning flashed in Yang's mother's eyes, she nodded and said: "That's okay!! I'll help you watch him!! But if you give me a grandson early, we can take care of the grandson while watching the pasture. No need." Just look at the pasture!!!"

Xie Lei saw that Yang Mei was a little excited, and he shouted in his heart that it was a bad idea. He hurriedly pulled Yang Mei, who wanted to agree, and whispered in her ear: "Hanhan, you have been fooled by your parents. At least how many children should you take with you after giving birth?" In the past few years, it has been inconvenient to even go out for fun, wait until I tell you!! Just watch it!!"

Under the death gaze of Yang's father and Yang's mother, Xie Lei said bravely: "That mother!! I just discussed with Mei Mei that we will have children as soon as we graduate!!! It's not very convenient to go to school now!!! Mei Mei Mei is not very willing to take a break from school!!"

0...seeking flowers....

Yang's mother was a little disappointed, but as expected, she tapped Xie Lei's forehead with her finger, and then she said unwillingly: "Leilei, you are not good!!

I just saw that Meimei seemed to want it!Could it be that you don’t want to! "

"Ah! Haha! I didn't expect it so soon, eh!! The Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more boring. My husband and I went out to set off fireworks!! You guys watch slowly!!" After Yang Mei finished speaking, she pulled Xie Lei along without waiting for Yang's mother to speak. Ran out of the villa! !

She patted her chest before saying: "Hey~~When did Mom become so cunning!!! I almost got fooled!!"

Xie Lei glanced at himself and then smiled faintly: "They have always been so cunning, you are the only one who doesn't know it!! Weren't we deceived by them once the year before last? Didn't we also plan to wait at that time? Did you register your marriage in a few years, but you idiot, after your mother poured you a few glasses of red wine during the Mid-Autumn Festival, you showed your legal age on the spot and registered your marriage!!"

Yang Mei felt unhappy when she heard Xie Lei's words, and she immediately said slyly: "So you don't want to??? And I thought she was just joking at that time. Who knew that she would change our hukou right after we turned 18?" Ben threw the two of us out and kicked us out. He also said that we were not allowed to go home without registration. I still wanted to fight for a while, but you didn't drag me to the Civil Affairs Bureau! How dare you do it and not accept it? I still want to Let alone the door, there are no windows!!"

Yang Mei looked at Xie Lei who was dumbfounded by what she said, and shouted proudly: "Why are you still waiting? Why don't you hurry up and bring out the fireworks!!! Let's go to the pavilion to set them off!!"

After Xie Lei finished setting up the fireworks, he came back to his senses. He pretended to be angry and said to Yang Mei: "That's okay!! I'm going to tell my parents now that they will have a grandson next year."

After saying that, he looked like he was about to sneak back to the villa. Upon seeing this, Yang Mei quickly grabbed him and said in his ear: "No, hubby, wasn't it just a joke? And don't think that I don't know that you are just pretending." , at most tonight..."

Xie Lei was not angry at all and had no intention of going back. After seeing that Silly Man was fooled, of course he stopped going. The two of them cooperated very quickly to take out the fireworks from the box and put them on the table in the pavilion, and kept them outside. Happy Eggs and the others who were playing around saw Xie Lei and the others moving a few boxes of things out, and they also gathered around them.

ps: Please give me flowers and monthly tickets! ! ! !Dry.

Chapter 117 New Year’s Eve Fireworks Extravaganza

"Whizzing?"

On the edge of the lake next to the pavilion, fireworks were placed all over the ground, making a harsh sound and shooting into the night sky.

"Huh~ swoosh..."

The sky is full of stars, like rain, and the trees and flowers are extremely beautiful.

While Xie Lei was recording on his mobile phone, he looked at the bayberry trees by the lake like kings of children. They kept lighting fireworks with happy eggs, but it was a bit wasteful! ! .

In the night sky, bright fireworks crackled all over the sky. Xie Lei looked at the night sky like a "golden waterfall".

The golden fireworks cascaded thousands of miles, flowing down from the high sky, burning brilliantly, and it was so beautiful. He looked at Yangmei surrounded by Pokémon, with a look of doting in his eyes from time to time.

In the end, Xie Lei couldn't hold it any longer. After fixing his phone, he walked out of the pavilion and ran to the lake.

Yang Mei saw that Xie Lei also ran over to set off fireworks. She scratched her face with the back of her hand and teased him in a sinister way: "Oh~~ Isn't this the head of our family, Mr. Xie? Didn't you just say that he should set off fireworks? Fireworks are very childish, do they only like children? Why are they coming here to snatch them from us women and children again!!"

"Hey!!" Xie Lei lit up the fireworks and looked up to admire the gorgeous fireworks blooming in the night sky. After hearing Yang Mei's words, he was too lazy to respond, but his eyes flashed brightly from time to time.

One after another, Xie Lei squatted on the ground and kept lighting fireworks...

Seeing the rapidly decreasing number of fireworks on the ground, Yang Mei felt unhappy. Her eyes narrowed slightly, with a hint of danger, and she looked at Xie Lei. She walked slowly to his side, bent down and put her head next to him. In front of him, the warning in his eyes was very obvious.

A smile appeared on Xie Lei's face, he quickly turned behind Yang Mei, put his head under her feet, supported her legs and stood up.

"what!!!!!"

Yang Mei's eyes widened slightly, her body was riding on Xie Lei's neck, and she waved her hands randomly a few times before coming back to her senses and grabbing Xie Lei's head tightly with both hands.

Successful sneak attack! !

Only then was Xie Lei satisfied. He held Yang Mei's legs with both hands and ran quickly back and forth by the lake for a few times before placing her on the ground.

After Yangmei went to the ground, her mind seemed a little confused and her face turned red. It took her a while to adjust her mood.

She straightened her hair, which was a little messy in the wind, and then said with a fierce look on her face: "Xie Lei!!! You are bullying your wife now that you have grown up! Tonight is New Year's Eve, I will let you go for the time being."

Not to mention Xie Lei, even Happy Egg, who had been by their side, rolled his eyes and said, "Nie, you were clearly having a great time just now."

Thinking about the happy egg, he rolled his eyes, walked to the metal monster and said to it:

"The metal monster lies down and takes us up to the top to set off fireworks. It should be fun!!"

The big milk tank also echoed: "That's right!! Hurry up!! I just saw that Dayang's dick was so fun!!!"

The metal monster said unhappily: "That's your pleasure, not mine!! I don't want it anymore!!!"

After saying that, he ignored the happy eggs and the big milk can and started playing with the fairy sticks. Each of his big hands took a bundle and lit it, then it still flew in the air, rolling around like a fire wheel. Same.

But before it had enough fun, it heard a very soft sound, and it had to stop and land on the ground.

It turned out that when La Lulas saw the metal monster having so much fun, it also wanted to go up and play in the air, so it hurriedly barked at the metal monster a few times.

The metal monster is now a semi-giant. It has just reached level 40 and will soon be able to evolve into a real quasi-god. However, it really doesn't dare not listen to the words of its ancestor La Lulas. Think of the demon Gardevoir. It hurts all over.

After Lalulas came down to the metal monster, she quickly climbed up on its back, looked at her hands, and shouted to Happy Egg: "Happy Egg, help me get some fairy sticks!! By the way, do you want it?" Come with me, I’m a little scared!!”

Happy Egg's face lit up, and he hurriedly agreed, then jumped on the metal monster's back with a few bundles of fairy sticks in his arms.

The metal monster quickly flew up, fearing that the big milk tank would jump on it again later. That guy was very heavy, weighing almost 200 kilograms.

Seeing the metal monster fly away, the Big Milk Can and Water Arrow Turtle who had just arrived screamed angrily.

The metal monster looked at the big milk tank and water arrow turtle below in mid-air, and mentally praised himself. These two guys weighed almost 400 kilograms in total. They didn't have any weight at all, and they still wanted to fly! ! !

So it said in a very arrogant tone to the big milk tank and the water arrow turtle: "You two want to eat shit!! It's so heavy and you want me to carry you!!"

When the Water Arrow Turtle heard that the metal monster was still so arrogant, it immediately became even more unhappy. This bratty brother was really too arrogant now. It had an idea as soon as its eyes rolled...

The Water Arrow Turtle ran to the lake, muttered with Gyarados and the two Menas for a while, and then sprayed water jets at the metal monster in mid-air.

The metal monster was sprayed inadvertently. Just when it was about to curse, it saw several more water balls shooting at it from below. Just curse and hide in mid-air.

Xie Lei and Yang Mei watched several Pokémon going crazy, so they had no choice but to carry the remaining fireworks back to the pavilion to avoid the water falling from the sky.

The two of them also took the opportunity to rest for a while. After all, playing with naughty children is also a lot of physical work. They took out their mobile phones to reply to chat messages. As soon as they took out their mobile phones, they saw the friend group flashing.

Zhao Liang: Xie Lei@杨梅, congratulations on getting rich! ! !You know! ! ! "

Li Shuyi: "Zhao Liang is right!! Hurry up."

Liu Hao: "You can't be pretending not to see it!! No way!!! Young Master and Young Miss from the Magic City!!!"

Xie Lei: "I just finished dinner! If you want a red envelope, you can call me boss!!"

Yang Mei: "Wow~ sister-in-law!! It sounds good!!!"

Liu Hao: "Isn't it just a red envelope... Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law!!"

Zhao Liang: "Little mouse, I, Zhao Ritian, the real name of the devil, despise you, @xielei@杨梅大哥大哥大婆sister-in-law, you 2.5 Happy New Year!!!"

Li Shuyi: "Kuo Yi! Kuo Yi! Meet the parents! Haha!!!! @xielei@杨梅大哥大哥大哥大哥大哥大哥大哥大 tasks! Happy New Year to you!!!"

Xie Lei: "Hey! So good!! There are big red envelopes!!! Hahaha, but they have to be received tomorrow." Yang Mei: "My husband is right, tonight is the day when parents give lucky money to juniors, don't you think. Li Shuyi withdrew A message.

Zhao Liang withdrew a message.

Liu Hao withdrew a message.

Li Shuyi: "You are cruel!!!"

Zhao Liang: "What the person above said is right!!"

Liu Hao: "The two above are right!!!"

Xie Lei: "Why can't I understand what you are saying!!!"

Smelly brother and stinky sister! ! !