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After returning to the ship, the two of them washed up and then went to the living room to take stock of the harvest. Xie Lei looked at the bayberries and picked them up one by one from the box containing the pearls. He looked at them for a while before putting them in the box next to Ling. in.

Xie Lei lit a cigarette. After taking a few puffs, he saw that she had only lit more than 10 cigarettes. He couldn't help complaining: "It's no use lighting up one cigarette at a time! Elementary school students can at least light up two or two cigarettes." , still a college student!”

Hearing her husband complaining about her, Yang Mei was not annoyed. She rolled her eyes at him and continued to dot the pearls happily. At the same time, she also thought in her heart: How could such a beautiful pearl be dotted like that? Dotted like that, there is no soul!

The girls in the live broadcast room also condemned Xie Lei for being a straight man.

[How did this anchor get a wife?Such a beautiful pearl, why wait a little longer! 】

[That is, if it were me, I would use a magnifying glass to appreciate each one! 】

【Fuck!This one just now is so big. If you, the anchor, sell it to me, I will pay you 100 million! 】

[The ladies upstairs are right, the anchors don’t understand women at all. When a woman sees pearls, it’s basically like seeing diamonds! 】

Xie Lei was a little bored, so he took out his mobile phone to see what the idiots in the live broadcast room had to say. When he saw that these bratty brothers were complaining about him, he blew out a smoke ring and said with a calm smile: "So you guys There is no reason for being single. Why does a successful man need to understand women? Women only need to understand themselves. Well, those licking dogs just now, please drag them out and slaughter them. Have you never heard that licking dogs will die a good death? There will be nothing left after licking them. Do you understand?"

Xie Lei threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray and extinguished it, then said in great surprise: "And those understanding guys who just said they understand women so well, and the lesbians who complained about me, do you think I can learn from my wife? Are you going to take a pearl out of your hand and sell it to you? Don’t ask the answer if you know it, otherwise it will only make me happy! Hahaha!

Chapter 141 Landing on an uninhabited island

The audience in the live broadcast room was absolutely furious.

[Is it really okay for Zirty Emperor to be so direct? (dog head)]

[Hehe~ Well done, well forgotten!That's how it should be! 】

[The anchor is mighty and domineering, but it’s useless to lick the dog and kill it. These guys are worse than weeds. They just popped up again after they were cut! 】

Well, the ones above are straight men or viewers who pretend to be real men behind their wives’ backs.As for those crazy women, or men with crazy women around them, they simply ignored Xie Lei's words and continued to buy.

[Anchor, it’s time to show your status as the head of the family. If a bad woman dares not to sell it, she will be hung up and whipped! 】

[Your wife can’t take all of it with you, so take it out and sell it! 】

[I am an old fan. I help you go to the treasure box every day. Just sell two of them to me! 】

After seeing these barrages, Xie Lei shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to express that he could not help. He was almost obsessed with Yang Mei and asked him to sell those pearls. He dared to pay attention to her precious pearls unless he did not want his happy life at night. , or maybe thinking about not being able to get out of bed the next day.

After about half an hour, Yang Mei reluctantly closed the lid of the box containing the pearls. When she raised her head, she saw Xie Lei looking at her with a playful look on his face. His face also turned a little unnaturally red, and then he shouted sweetly. : "What are you watching? You haven't seen enough after watching it for 10 or 20 years. This is the first time you meet me!"

Xie Lei was happy on the spot, but seeing the way his silly boy was getting angry, he probably started to get angry as soon as he smiled, so he had to hold it back and said as calmly as possible: "It's nothing, I just want to see how many there are. "

"Hmph! You are acquainted."

After Yangmei snorted, she said with a smile: "There are 186 pieces in total, more than 40 of them should be of top quality, natural, big and round, and all of them are very good in color! I will find a jewelry designer when I get back. If you help me, I should be able to make two sets of jewelry and still have some leftover!”

Xie Lei rolled his eyes and said to Yang Mei with ill intentions: "Just now some water friends asked me if I could sell some to them..."

Before Xie Lei finished speaking, Yang Mei had already jumped on him, buried his head on her towering peach, and asked fiercely: "You must have agreed, right? No way?"

Xie Lei felt a little breathless in an instant. He quickly pushed Yang Mei's upper body away and immediately surrendered: "No, how dare I! How could I be willing to sell pearls so beautiful and cute!"

After Yang Mei gave Xie Lei a knowing look, she took the walkie-talkie placed on the coffee table and shouted loudly: "Rotom, drag those guys who want to buy my treasure into the dark room for an hour, hum. !How dare you have bad thoughts about my babies!"

Rotom: "Roger! Dear Vice Captain!"

The two joked for a while, and when they saw that it was getting late, Yang Mei started to bring a big milk can to make dinner.

After dinner, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening. Xie Lei came to the deck to spread his appetite. When he looked at the uninhabited island not far away, he was immediately attracted by the scenery on its shore. The seawater on the shore of the uninhabited island actually glowed faintly, as if it was a halo around the uninhabited island.

Xie Lei hurried to the kitchen, pulled out Yangmei who was still cleaning up the kitchen, pointed at the uninhabited island and said excitedly: "Honey, look, isn't it very beautiful! Why don't we land on it and take pictures! This should be able to take pictures It’s a very romantic effect!”

"Wow~? It's really beautiful. The seawater must be luminous seaweed, but there are so many of them. Let's go there right away!" Yang Mei didn't bother to clean up the kitchen, and pulled Xie Lei towards the motorboat at the stern of the boat. Go.

Even at night, there are still a lot of viewers in the live broadcast room, even more than during the day. This kind of live broadcast is still very attractive. After all, most people don’t have the conditions to go out to sea. It’s also good to be able to travel online. And the live broadcast room also has a playback function.

At this time, the live broadcast showed that the dark sky was full of shining stars, and the shore of the uninhabited island emitted bursts of blue fluorescent light. The reason is that it keeps shaking, making the scenery in this picture come to life completely.

[The dirty emperor has the coordinates!You can’t just eat alone!I'll go tomorrow! 】

[Calculate the time, this island should not be very far from the Magic City, and it shouldn’t be very expensive to rent a boat there! 】

[It’s so beautiful, it’s worth spending a few months’ salary on. 】

[Is there a group of brothers?If possible, let’s organize a group and rent a boat! 】

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[Wow~~The anchor couple drove a motorboat to the island! 】explain

Xie Lei drove the motorboat carrying Yang Mei towards the coast. Of course, they would not forget their own safety. Metagross followed them in mid-air carrying happy eggs and nut dumbbells.group

Soon the two found a relatively gentle coast and successfully got off the motorboat. After tying the motorboat to a rock, the two waded towards the shore. 8

When they were approaching the shore, Xie Lei and Yang Mei saw the luminous seaweed in the water undulating with the waves. Xie Lei and Yang Mei quickly turned around, facing away from the uninhabited island and facing the sea in the air. Happy Egg shouted: "Happy Egg, please help us take some photos! And Rotom, move the drone's lens away." 6

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After Yang Mei saw the drone flying to the other side, she quickly hugged Xie Lei and made several intimate poses. 1

Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room was very dissatisfied, but no matter how dissatisfied they were, they could only watch the flashing screen and make comments. 3

[I said, what are you afraid of?Super management doesn’t dare to block your account! 】6

[We haven’t seen any movies, so don’t worry we won’t be able to accept them. 】8

[Hey~ But the dirty emperor has done something personal, otherwise I'm afraid I'll be sick from eating dog food! 】2

[We just want to see the beautiful scenery, of course we are not talking about you, don’t get me wrong! 】6

After the two of them took photos, Xie Lei asked Rotom to fly the drone back. Xie Lei took Yang Mei's hand and walked slowly towards the shore. As soon as he reached the shore, Yang Mei exclaimed: "Husband, Look, there are so many fluorescent fish eating luminous seaweed, and there’s actually a ball sea lion on the shore!”

Of course Xie Lei also saw it. There were indeed a dozen fluorescent fish eating on the shore. What surprised him was that the area of ​​this uninhabited island exposed to the sea was less than [-] square meters, and there was a heterochromatic ball on it. Because the ball sea lion is heterochromatic, its color is relatively dark, so you really can’t find this little guy unless you go ashore.

Qiuqiu sea lion was obviously frightened by Yang Mei's exclamation. The food he was enjoying fell to the ground. Xie Lei took a closer look and saw that it turned out to be a big lobster, half of which had been bitten. The remaining upper body was still struggling on the ground,

Qiuqiu sea lion looked at Xie Lei and the two of them warily, and the big lobster didn't even care.

Chapter 142 Auction Master Qualification Bulbasaur

The cute Qiuqiu sea lion stared at Xie Lei and the two of them warily for a while. After feeling that they were not malicious, he quickly used his forelimbs to hold down the lobster that was still moving on the ground, then lowered his head and picked up the lobster again. .

"Honey, isn't your big milk jug about to be promoted? Bulbasaur, you don't want it because it's ugly, so why not just choose this ball sea lion! Look how cute it is!"

Xie Lei estimated that this little guy was driven out by the ethnic group because of his heterochromia, or that he could not stand the discrimination of the ethnic group and left on his own. However, his aptitude was extremely good. He actually reached the master level and eventually evolved. The Western Lion Sea Lion is quite good, not only beautiful but also easy to use. I thought that my wife was about to advance to Diamond, which would allow her to contract new Pokémon, so I looked away from the Sea Lion who had been staring at the ball. Yang Mei asked.

Yang Mei's heart melted, and she was of course very happy when she suddenly heard Xie Lei's words.However, she saw that the Qiuqiu sea lion was still eating the lobster, so she was not in a hurry to go over and recover it, planning to wait until it was full before taking action.

[Okay, I admit that I'm annoyed. The bad woman can't even look down on Bulbasaur. The reason is because she's ugly! 】

[Being ugly is of no use to the host and his wife. I want to say that I really like ugly Pokémon. Please sell Bulbasaur to me! 】

[Wall Crack suggested that the host take Bulbasaur out for a lottery. After all, it is indeed its fault for being so ugly! 】

[Those upstairs want to be fooled. The Bulbasaur qualifications left by the Zirty Emperor in his hands are all probably master qualifications at the very least! 】

[Actually, Bulbasaur is not that ugly, but Bulbasaur is indeed ugly!But I like it, sell it to me! 】

Xie Lei felt a little bored watching the Qiuqiu sea lion eating slowly. He also understood the reason. The Qiuqiu sea lion must still be wary of the two of them. This is normal. If he didn't feel that the two of them had any malicious intent, This little guy probably turned around and jumped into the sea to escape immediately, although it certainly couldn't escape.

Xie Lei took out his mobile phone and looked at the barrage, and saw that there were so many people wanting to buy Bulbasaur. He thought about it and it was not impossible. After all, Yangmei will soon have Qiuqiu Sea Lion, and spare Bulbasaur. It is indeed possible to take action. After all, if you raise it for a longer time, its value will gradually decrease. As the most suitable Pokémon for novice trainers, the value of Yusanjia will be relatively lower if it evolves to the second stage. .

Thinking of this, Xie Lei came to Yang Mei and whispered in her ear: "The viewers in the live broadcast room want to buy that Bulbasaur. I plan to auction it. What do you think?"

Yang Mei replied directly without even looking at him: "Just sell it. It's useless to keep it anyway. It's been left with my parents and no one has trained it. It's a pity. Qiuqiu sea lions are almost finished eating. You go." Stay away and don’t disturb me!”

After hearing what Yang Mei said, Xie Lei silently complained to her: "Meenas, who is over level 40, is not just a ball sea lion who can hit level 15 casually, and he is afraid of being disturbed!"

After complaining, Xie Lei still walked far away, and then said to the drone camera: "You guys who want to buy Bulbasaur seeds can prepare money. I will put it in the auction room in the live broadcast room in a moment." Procedurally, now let me introduce my Bulbasaur!"

[Bulbasaur/Gender: Male/Level: Level 12]

[Characteristics: Chlorophyll]

6?grass/poison]

[Qualification: Master]

Skills: Crash, Tail Wagging, Vine Whip, Growth, Parasitic Seed, Flying Leaf Knife, Sleeping Powder, Poison Powder, Rooting, Poison.

As Xie Lei spoke, he also asked Rotom to put Bulbasaur's information card on the live broadcast room.

After introducing the information about Bulbasaur, Xie Lei continued: "This Bulbasaur was hatched just last month. It has not been trained by any trainer. It only learned the Hypnotic Powder and Hypnosis Powder that can only be learned at level 12 at level 15. Poison powder, coupled with the egg moves Rooting and Poison, it is obvious that its poison talent is very outstanding.”

After a pause, he continued: "And during this time, our mother is a master breeder. She has already trained Bulbasaur to induce Pokémon cubs. It is now very adapted to getting along with humans, and is particularly suitable for it. As a new trainer, I won’t be too open-minded. Master-qualified Pokémon are priced but not marketable. The starting price for the master-qualified Yusanjia in the last auction in Magic City was 1000 million. Mengte added 200 more, so I will sell it now. Put it up, the starting price is 1200 million, if you want it, you can go and bid it! Whoever bids the highest price in half an hour will get it!"

After Xie Lei finished speaking, he ordered Rotom to open the auction applet in the live broadcast room and hang up Bulbasaur. The left side of the live broadcast room instantly displayed Bulbasaur's detailed information, price and auction duration 0. ..

After Xie Lei introduced the details of Bulbasaur, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately spread the news. In just a few minutes, it had already appeared on the hot search rankings, and the ranking was still rising rapidly. With.

More and more people entered the live broadcast room and were shocked to see the prices flashing on the auction program on the left side of the live broadcast room.

[Oh my God, such an awesome Bulbasaur can actually be sold!true or false! 】

[With so many rich people participating in the bidding, aren’t they afraid of being cheated by the anchor? 】

Old fans in the live broadcast room rushed to educate these new viewers about Xie Lei's information.

[The new idiots don’t even look at who the anchor is. They have all used their king qualifications to exchange for resources. It’s normal for their master qualifications to be auctioned. 】

[The Dirty Emperor just kept this Bulbasaur as a spare tire for bad women. They just found a ball sea lion and immediately put the Bulbasaur up for auction. What an old scumbag (contempt) (contempt) ! 】

[Children of Destiny and Sons of the Earth should know that they got hundreds of oyster pearls on the first day they came out, and they just landed on an uninhabited island and found a sea lion that was at least a master! 】

The new viewers were simply ruined by Xie Lei and joined the complaint meeting one after another.

[Is the anchor’s thigh missing a pendant? 】

[Anchor, please support me, my 2.5-year-old sister, I know all the postures! 】

[Girls in the live broadcast room, don’t get carried away, the dirty emperor is already married, and his wife is a bad woman and a thief! 】

Not long after Xie Lei started the auction, Yang Mei had already recovered the Qiuqiu sea lion, and she was waiting for the big milk tank to advance to the contract. After playing with the Qiuqiu sea lion for a while, Yang Mei, who was in a good mood, came to Xie Lei to make plans. Call him back to the [Pasture Number].

"Has your husband done it? Let's talk about it after we go back!"

Of course Xie Lei had no objection. They originally planned to come here to take some photos as a souvenir, and had no intention of camping on it. The two of them quickly returned to the [Range], and the process amazed the new viewers. Got a handful.

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Chapter 143 The sought-after Bulbasaur