Age of Elves: The Strongest Human Shield Pink Demon.

Looking at Nuan Nuan Zhu who was retreating, Xie Lei immediately understood that his opponent was going to attack from a distance. Although Happy Egg’s special defense was very high, but there was no prop bonus and it was 4 levels different, so it still hurt to be hit. “We Happy Egg,” he said. Use getting smaller, dodging his sparks, and then Angel Kiss!"

Sure enough, after shrinking, it was very effective in avoiding these fireballs and waterballs. After dodging three sparks, Happy Egg's angel kiss finally caused Nuannuanzhu to become confused. He no longer listened to the trainer's words and started rampaging on the battlefield. Tian En's characteristics are still very good, with a 20% chance of abnormality taking effect.

"Happy Egg, use the voice of charm!"

"Klucky"

Happy Egg immediately started singing. This move was quite rogue, although it didn't do much damage, but it was basically a sure-hit skill. It completely sent away Nuannuan Pig, who was poisoned and had only a little bit of HP left.

Basically, after Nuannuanzhu was confused, there was nothing more.

The pretty girl looked very depressed. Her Nuannuan Pig also had a flame-spraying ultimate move that fell down without any use. Even the charcoal she carried had no effect at all, and she withdrew from the battlefield without saying a word.

And now there is a series of them in the live broadcast room?The number filled the screen.

"Isn't this girl autistic? I guess she must have brought charcoal. With such a cost-effective prop, there's no reason not to bring it!"

"It's useless if you don't hit even one fireball. The anchor station is rogue. People use physical tricks when they see a happy egg. They give you a free round first."

"It's so wretched. It shrinks when you put poison on it. You can't break your defense at close range!"

"In order to deceive me into getting fish balls, I even bothered girls, that's too much!"

It's a pity that Xie Lei didn't know about it at all. Even if he knew, he pretended that he didn't know. After getting 40 gold coins, he happily continued to play. After winning six games in a row with ease, Happy Egg seemed a little tired. He planned to play again. I went to sleep online, told Yang Mei the news, and then continued matching. This time I was matched with a blonde girl, and the Pokémon was a very popular electric mouse, Pikachu.

After receiving the news, Yang Mei looked at the number of viewers. Tens of thousands of people watched the first live broadcast. She was also very satisfied. Of course, she had to tell her friends if she wanted to stop broadcasting:

"My husband said he would do it after this one. The last one was the Brotherhood. And you also saw that Happy Egg has less than half of its health left and doesn't have much energy left. Do you want to make another guess?"

With that said, he opened the guessing activity again.

And the water friends in the live broadcast room started to talk about it.

"Do you still want to trick us before you leave?"

Although the host showed off his dirty tactics a few times, the temptation is really hard to resist, right? "

"There is a saying that the electric mouse is very fast. Even if you count the regular opening move, the happy egg will not be able to withstand a few clicks after that!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but spend all their money to buy another one, the battle finally began.

Xie Lei looked at Pikachu and became a little more serious. This time he did not attack first with poison. After all, the electric mouse can flash with lightning, and in order to deceive water friends, he hid eggs and several ultimate moves that were not used.

"Happy Egg, we use raw eggs and then use poison!"

After being hit by the lightning flash of the electric mouse, Happy Egg almost reached full HP with just one egg-laying skill. Then, when the electric mouse was stunned by the anti-armor and prepared to retreat, he successfully hit 0 with a poisonous shot.

The water friends have collectively exploded:

"Thieves, please be human! You even hid a raw egg just for these fish balls!"

"Let's go, let's go!! You've been poisoned by this devil egg and you're dead!"

"Although the electric shock can hit almost every time, and the damage is not bad, but if you can't drop the happy egg within seconds, just take an egg out of your pocket."

"It's really an egg!"

In the live broadcast, as the crispy mouse fell, Xie Lei reappeared in the room, and the camera automatically followed.

From the beginning to the end, Xie Lei basically used poison, shrunk, confused, and then sang. This set of tactics tortured seven opponents to death without taking a break.

It was exciting, especially seeing the opponent's trainer gnashing his teeth in anger, but they were also merciless in tricking the water friends. It is estimated that 9% of the fish balls of the water friends who watched were empty.

"How can the Happy Egg be so cute and use such dirty tricks!"

“The anchor’s heart is even more dirty when he’s dirty with his wife!”

It’s really a family that leads the bad guys, the anchor is responsible for disgusting the opponents, and the wife is responsible for disgusting the audience.

Chapter 15 Battle Benefits

The virtual battlefield is not a game, but a perfect copy of the Pokémon's physical fitness data and the Pokémon's brainwaves.

In other words, even in reality, you can pick several happy eggs in a row.

After Xie Lei came back, Yang Mei went offline to make videos. Thinking that there was still some time, Xie Lei stayed to brag with friends.

"Happy Egg, you did a great job. Don't be lazy in training in the future. If you hadn't upgraded and regained some strength in the sixth game, otherwise you really wouldn't have been able to beat that electric mouse." Xie Lei touched Xingfu's head and praised. road.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little bit harsh after hearing it. They are often lazy, but they can still win 7 games in a row without any injuries.

You're an old Onmyoji, you've emptied your pockets and you still want to be shown off!I am really envious and jealous!It's like a top student who got full marks on a test and said innocently, "I didn't really study much. I just played games online when I got home."

"I'm about to be the anchor, and I'm going to make a pact with Pokémon. I want to ask if Happy Egg can still use this tactic without your prop!"

"This tactic is too risky. Without that prop, it feels like the trainer's personal safety is in danger!"

Xie Lei watched two super popular questions floating on the screen, and after thinking for a while, he answered: "Well, ordinary happy eggs are actually good as their own. Although the physical resistance is very low, under normal circumstances, against The greatest threats to trainers are special attack long-range moves."

"And if you are approached by an enemy and you haven't released the Pokémon yet, then you can't blame anyone. Don't you think some people like to use fragile skins like electric mice as their own?"

"As for whether the tactics can be used, you need to try it yourself! But you can learn to defend like those 'substitute poison guards', and it will work quite well. As long as you are not a super physical attacker of the fighting type, the happy egg is super high The amount of blood can hold it."

"Okay, that's it for today. I'm going to download the broadcast. The live broadcast will start at 1 noon tomorrow. Today's video will be posted on station B later. Everyone is welcome to watch it. Thank you for your support!" Xie Lei said Regardless of the reaction of the water friends, the beam was directly broadcast.

The audience looked at the black screen with question marks on their faces.

"Dogecoin really ran away after harvesting the leeks? Just sow it?"

"Is the current anchor so willful for his first live broadcast?"

"It's over, it's over. The thief thought that his wife had warmed the bed, so he immediately stopped broadcasting. Okay, I admit that I'm sore!"

After the broadcast, Xie Lei watched Yang Mei making videos at the computer. He did not disturb her, leaned on the bed and started watching the Goldfinger Alliance Mall.

"I earned more than 300 gold coins today, plus the remaining 200, a total of more than 500!"

"It's enough to buy an inventory! How about buying one for the Happy Egg and a 450 magic resistance cloak for it to wear? Now it seems a bit weak compared to physical resistance and magic resistance,"

"Let's wait and see. It's enough now. It's easier to make money at lower levels now, but it won't be so easy at high levels. Then opponents won't be so easy to find and deal with!"

Xie Lei looked at the large anti-armor and green armor in the mall, and his mouth watered. If the happy egg is put on, the devil egg will really start to take shape. After all, one egg can restore 62.5% of the maximum HP. Who can Being able to hit 62.5% of Happy Egg's health with one blow even though the levels are similar!

Even if there is a difference of several levels, in the same rank, Happy Egg is really not afraid of anyone.Thinking about it, Xie Lei started to get excited. He quickly calculated how much money was left. 1900 for anti-armor + 2900 for green armor + 500 in inventory = 5300.

Si?~ There is still about 4800 points left. The physical strength of Happy Egg can only earn a few hundred a day at most, and as the level increases, there will be one or two hundred less if there are no rewards for leapfrogging. But Squirtle can earn 100, which is pretty good.There’s a long way to go!

The first half of every 10 levels has the most generous rewards. From now on, physical training will be strengthened in the morning, battle training will begin in the afternoon to increase skill proficiency, and leisure time will be in the evening.

"What are you thinking about, hubby? I called you several times but you didn't respond!" After Yang Mei uploaded the video, she looked at Xie Lei who was in a daze and called him a few times and saw that he didn't respond, so she got into his arms and asked curiously. road.

After Xie Lei reacted, he hugged her and replied, "Nothing, just planning how to allocate Pokémon training time in the future. Did you finish the video so quickly?"

Speaking of the video, Yang Mei suddenly took credit proudly, "Hey, it's done. Our first live broadcast was very good, and we received a lot of gifts. If the response to the video at station B is good tomorrow, we will be considered a success!"

Xie Lei also showed a rather happy expression and said softly: "Although my family is not short of money, it feels really good to be able to earn some with my own hands, and I can also interact with those

It feels good to have fun with sand sculpture water friends and chat for a while. "

Yang Mei nodded, thinking about the water friends who were tricked by them tonight, her face looked a little weird, "It was really fun chatting with those guys, and these guys were tricked, and they turned around and continued to brag with a smile!"

"As long as you like it. If you don't like it, don't force yourself. Anyway, you don't have to do a live broadcast. The worst thing you can do is continue to shamelessly reach out and ask your parents for it before graduation! If you encounter those key immortals, just kick them out. That's it. Go to sleep!"

Xie Lei turned off the lights and warned his wife.

Chapter 16 The new ninja frog group settled in

"Husband! I brought you food."

Yangmei carried the bamboo basket in her hand, which contained several lunch boxes and three milk bottles.

Xie Lei asked a little strangely: "Hey! Isn't it troublesome to bring some food here today?"

"A few uncles just called me to ask my parents to go out to blow water. I thought the weather is so nice, why not come to the pavilion to eat!"

"Yeah! It's not bad. I haven't eaten here for a long time. You and I used to bring food here to eat, and we were always caught by the Pokémon in the lake, haha!!"

The two of them sat on the chairs in the pavilion by the lake with a few Pokémon. After sharing the Pokémon's lunch with them, the meals were served one by one. Xie Lei found that today's dishes were very rich and peeled off each one. The prawns with good shells, crucian carp, braised beef and cool melon rind with black bean sauce all taste very tempting.

Yang Mei finally opened a thermos, poured out a bowl of thick white milk-like soup and handed it to Xie Lei: "The crucian carp soup has been simmering all morning, and the fish meat is all rotten in the soup!"

"It tastes very good, but what's wrong today? I'm so happy!" Xie Lei took the crucian carp soup and drank it. However, he was a little curious. After all, although his wife was not lazy, she would not cook lunch. That’s all it is.

"Hehe, it sounds like he usually eats poorly at home." Yang Mei rolled her eyes at her husband angrily, but obviously she also knew that this sentence was not convincing, so she slowly explained, "We uploaded it to station B last night The results of the video are also very good, it has become a small hit, and it should attract a lot of new viewers when it starts airing soon!"

After finishing the meal, he put down the bowl, lit a cigarette and took two puffs before saying with admiration: "My wife did a very good job, her cooking skills have improved a lot, and she will soon surpass my mother."

"You're lying! Today is a special situation. If you want to be so rich in the future, it depends on your performance." Yang Mei was packing the lunch box. After hearing Xie Lei's words, she didn't know what he had planned, and immediately said that she had thought about everything. Do not think.

Xie Lei: "..."

"Hehe!!!" Seeing Xie Lei's astonished expression as he looked at Zhongxin Lake, she suddenly became a little happy and said with a proud face: "If you help wash the dishes, we still have to discuss it..."

Xie Lei took a deep breath from the cigarette in his hand and then said calmly: "What the hell are you thinking! I just saw mosquito-repellent tadpoles and croaking frogs playing in the lake, and I was a little shocked. I didn't expect that what my mother said was true." , there really is a tribe of ninja frogs living in our lake!"

Mrs. Xie automatically omitted Xie Lei's first sentence this time, and asked with some excitement: "Is it really a tribe? Didn't mom say she only saw a few?"

"Of course, it is true that there were no less than 10 croaking frogs in the group of little guys just now, and in addition to two mosquito-repellent swimmers and two ninja frogs guarding the surroundings, this can already be regarded as a group, and this must still be Not all, after all, if the strength difference is huge, the mosquito-repellent swimmer really won’t let the Ninja Frog settle in the lake!"

Yang Mei thought for a while and nodded: "That's true. In the past, apart from Gyarados, even this group of mosquito-repellent frogs was the strongest. Although they were close relatives, there were more than ten mosquito-repellent swimmers in the mosquito-repellent frog group. Although the Ninja Frogs were a little more powerful, But at least there need to be 7 or 8 to be recognized by them, and seeing them being able to put the cubs together to play may not be enough.”

Then Yang Mei asked with stars in her eyes, "Are there any top-quality ones in there?"

"How is it possible to see information from so far away? They are on the island in the middle of the lake! You think I am a god!"

Xie Lei threw the cigarette tail into the trash can and said helplessly while walking towards the villa: "Let's go back and prepare for the live broadcast. When our parents come back in the evening, let them take us there to say hello to Ninja and wait for our level. If you have enough, go over and see if there is anything suitable.”

After resting for a while, the two entered the virtual room, and Yang Mei skillfully opened the live broadcast platform.

"Huh? There are already 5 subscriptions."

Yang Mei said with a smile on her face, "The audience at station B will also come over later. We can get at least 10 today!"

After the live broadcast room was opened, viewers who received the news filed in. Now is the summer vacation, and many novice trainers, or quasi-novice trainers, like to watch the live broadcast of this novice venue.

"It's open, it's open!"

"Young newcomer from station B, is this the live broadcast room of Happy Egg?"

"Hurry up and open the market, I can't wait to buy the happy eggs and win!"

"Every time you make a mistake, no matter what this pair of cunning doge coins say, just buy a happy egg to win!"

Xie Lei glanced at the barrage and said with a strange look on his face: "Today, let's warm up with Squirtle. Level 6 Squirtle carries lucky eggs that increase experience."