Participated in a love variety show and was forced to debut and rise! /You are a variety artist

Zhou Shixian questioned, based on his wife Yuan Chunxiu's description and his own observations in the past few days, Li Yichen is not the kind of person who talks big.

"We have video!"

Wang Gaoming is not afraid of others asking for confirmation, he is arrogant.

"I said it on the show before...but...

This is a fact and Li Yichen will not deny it.

"The process is not important. Eat and eat. I respect you, teacher."

Li Yichen was about to explain the twists and turns to the four teachers when he was rudely interrupted by Wang Gaoming. He also took the opportunity to introduce the success of the program "Li's Restaurant" to the four teachers.

"Is this how all current variety shows are filmed?"

Jiang Cheng has not participated in a variety show for a long time. In his long-term impression, variety shows are equivalent to interviews. Unexpectedly, they are now used as tours and restaurant openings. He sighed: "The current entertainment environment is really... Okay...it's better for you to open a restaurant abroad than to open a restaurant in China, so as to export culture."

"Yes, you can open a restaurant specializing in fat intestines. Whether it is spicy, stir-fried, stir-fried, braised, or brine, clear soup, fried rice noodles, steamed rice noodles, foreigners should also try this delicacy in the world and keep it for one bite. , you can feel that you are the happiest person in the world..."

Shen Tongquan is obviously a fan of fat intestines, and he can't stop talking about fat intestines.

"This thing has been filled with shit all its life, how can anyone like to eat it?!"

Zhou Shixian frowned and said he did not agree with opening a sausage shop abroad.

"It has been washed. After washing it a few times, it will be very clean. It is soft and delicious. How could anyone not eat it?"

Shen Tongquan immediately retorted.

"Then if a toothbrush accidentally falls into the toilet, wash it. Brother Quan, will you still use it?"

"...This is different. The sausage is cooked."

"Actually, it's the same... Look, let me ask this question in a different way. If a toothbrush that fell into the toilet was sterilized with high temperature, would you still use it, Brother Quan?"

"..."

Faced with Zhou Shixian's tricky question, Shen Tongquan was silent for a while and then retorted: "You are confusing concepts. Fat intestines are food and toothbrushes are daily necessities. We have different expectations for these two things. How can they be confused!"

Zhou Shixian smiled slightly, even if Shen Tongquan talked about expectation management, he was not at all concerned.

"Then I can ask another question, for example, chocolate-flavored shit and shit-flavored chocolate..."

Zhou Shixian suddenly turned around and asked Li Yichen: "Which one do you want to eat?"

"Eat none."

Li Yichen shook his head without hesitation.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone was happy. Li Yichen still understood and was not involved.

"Material is primary, consciousness is secondary. Material determines consciousness. Consciousness is the product of the development of the material world and the human brain's reflection of objective things."

Jiang Cheng also joined the debate about fat intestines. He started his argument with a sentence that others could not understand, making it impossible to judge his tendency at first glance.

“That is to say, in human consciousness, only those things that are pulled out and openly exposed to the sun are qualified to be given the status of shit.

Unpooped, hidden in the intestines, dark feces, although they exist objectively, but do not exist subjectively, then people do not think it exists.

This is the reason why fat intestines can be eaten after being washed! "

When Jiang Cheng raised the fat intestine debate to a philosophical level, there were very few people who could take it seriously with him.

"It's actually like the heroes and villains in the movie..."

Zhang Jiaming finally began to express his views.

"A hero is like a toothbrush. Although the toothbrush is always clean, as long as it falls into the toilet once, everyone will think it is dirty...A hero, he spends his whole life being a good person and doing good deeds, almost perfect, but as long as he does one wrong thing He accidentally killed a person and became a villain despised by thousands of people.

But as for the bad guy, the first nine or ten minutes of the movie are like a fat intestine filled with shit, but as long as they can be cleansed before the end of the movie, then some people will still like it..."

Chapter 297 All Friends

A delicious supper, two bottles of red wine, and three plates of delicacies. The people at the table sometimes drank and mingled with each other, and sometimes looked serious. However, who would have thought that they were only seriously discussing fat intestines.

Li Yichen had the urge to cover his face at this moment. He wanted to tell the four teachers loudly that it would be nice for you to chat about gossip about the entertainment industry. Why do you have to talk about fat intestines and shit during dinner...

But Li Yichen didn't dare.

He listened obediently, nodded constantly, and occasionally echoed a few words. Teacher Shen was right, Teacher Zhou was right, Teacher Jiang's views were very philosophical, and Teacher Zhang was indeed a beacon in the film and television industry.

By the time the two bottles of red wine were finished, it was already early morning.

In this debate about fat intestines, no one of the four teachers convinced anyone, and they all retained their own opinions. Maybe the next time the opportunity comes, it will be like sweet rice dumplings vs. salty rice dumplings, sweet tofu brains vs. salty tofu brains. This topic It will be discussed again.

After the supper, Wang Gaoming returned to the nearby apartment rented by the program crew. He lay on the bed in his room and felt that he had gained a lot tonight.

Not only did I win over the four teachers and get closer to each other, but I also had a clearer production idea for the overseas version of "Li's Restaurant".

Under his relentless promotion, Wang Gaoming found that teachers Jiang Cheng and Shen Tongquan paid the most attention to the restaurant.

and so.

Maybe the overseas version can invite Teacher Jiang Cheng to be a wage earner?

As for Teacher Shen Tongquan... emmm... let's forget about the Fat Sausage Shop.

Selling Mapo Tofu feels easier to accept, both for customers and viewers.

However, if the overseas version wants to invite Teacher Jiang Cheng to work as a wage earner, then Li Yichen, the store manager, may not have enough weight.

The store manager must be replaced.

Wang Gaoming really didn't want to take revenge because he was asked to wash the dishes by Li Yichen last time. He wasn't so naive, he was just doing it for the show.

But who would be better to replace the store manager?

This person must be able to cook, be a bit old, and have a status similar to Mr. Jiang Cheng in the film and television industry. It is best if he is also interested in variety shows or restaurants...or at least not exclusive.

Wang Gaoming listed the screening conditions one by one. Countless candidates flashed through his mind and then rejected. Finally, he suddenly looked back and realized that the most suitable candidate for the position of store manager was Teacher Dong Qiuping.

"Wonderful!"

Wang Gaoming was completely sleepless, so he turned over and sat up, quickly opened his laptop, found the document of "Li's Restaurant Overseas Edition" from countless planning documents, and excitedly modified the plan.

First of all.

After changing the store manager, the first thing to do is to change the name of "Li's Restaurant Overseas Edition" to "Dong's Restaurant".

"Ask me to wash dishes...call me King Slave...hum!"

Wang Gaoming muttered, thinking of knocking Li Yichen out of the position of store manager, and he felt a sense of revenge in his heart.

After revising the planning for the overseas version, the organizational structure of "Dong's Restaurant" has Teacher Dong Qiuping at the top and Teacher Jiang Cheng at the bottom. If this plan can be successful, Wang Gaoming suddenly felt that the guest candidates for this new series of restaurant variety shows, For example, a dishwasher must at least start out as the emperor or queen.

"Xu Yuankai is pretty good... Xiaochen also happens to know him. I should have his mobile phone number."

"Xiaochen's friends are my friends."

Wang Gaoming thought happily. He simply deduced and came to the conclusion that everyone was friends.

……

In the apartment building Li Yichen rented, he finished washing the dishes, turned off the lights, and lay on the sofa in the living room, feeling the peace and quiet around him. Compared with the last night when he slept on the upper bunk of Teacher Zhang Jiaming, he felt so happy. .

Li Yichen wanted to enjoy such a happy time alone, so he gently took out his domestic mobile phone and connected to the WIFI in the apartment.

"What should we watch?"

After Li Yichen struggled happily for a few seconds, he subconsciously opened Aixin. After loading, it was full of unread messages marked with little red dots.

Some of them were friends who happened to be traveling in France. After reading Li Yichen’s Moments, they sent messages asking about his schedule and wanted to have a meal together. However, Li Yichen was leaving France soon and was still recording a show. It was work. , it was not convenient, so I explained the situation seriously and wanted to make an appointment to meet again in China.

Then came the news about the three younger sisters. Li Yixuan mostly posted about trivial matters in life, while Li Shiyao and Li Xuefei complained to each other. The reason was that Li Shiyao deducted her pocket money on the pretext that Li Xuefei did not study seriously.

And what made Li Yichen laugh bitterly was that the two of them used his father Li Gang's mobile phone to send voice messages. They shared the same account, and they had a lot of quarrels.

Putting on the headphones and listening to everything, a smile appeared on Li Yichen's lips unconsciously. The message he sent to Li Yixuan was to tell her to go home during the summer vacation and prepare to learn how to drive. The message he sent to Li Shiyao and Li Xuefei was that your eldest sister will be back soon. Okay, it's up to you.

What finally surprised Li Yichen was that Wang Muyao also sent him a message.

At the top is a photo. In the photo, six pieces of pork belly and half a plate of broccoli are placed on a round plate.

"I really want to eat pork belly when I am promoting my weight loss run. Use this instead of chicken breast."

It ends with the standard inquiry into the progress of the new script.

"...Can I replace it?"

Li Yichen couldn't help but reply.

Just when he was about to close the chat box, he received another reply from Wang Muyao.

"It's all meat...it can be changed according to the situation."

Li Yichen was shocked.

In order to take this bite, Wang Muyao could come up with any crazy ideas to enlighten herself.

Wang Muyao also knew the four teachers of "Grandpas Over Flowers", and "Grandpas Over Flowers" can actually be regarded as an extended version of "Sisters Over Flowers", so after the two casually chatted for a few words, the topic gradually turned to the four teachers.

"Teacher Jiang loves drinking, Teacher Zhou loves beautiful scenery, and Teacher Shen is a foodie..."

Wang Muyao was familiar with the preferences of the four teachers. Although she knew that with Li Yichen's carefulness, she would definitely be able to observe them, but she still gave a small reminder.

Li Yichen had previously thought of secretly making a reservation at a Michelin restaurant in Lyon to surprise the four teachers. Now that the conversation was over, he told Wang Muyao his plan.

"... As for Lyon, I have a friend who is the chef of the two-Michelin-starred restaurant Le Neuvième Art, his name is Christophe... If you can send me the first page of the script, I will make an appointment for you."

"make a deal."

Li Yichen agreed without hesitation. He directly opened the script document on his mobile phone and sent a screenshot of the first page of the script to Wang Muyao.

In the middle of an A4-sized page, there was only a six-character bold title.

"My Savage Girlfriend"

"!"

Be wary of human-to-human transmission

Please don’t beat eunuchs out of the palace at will!