What should I do if I encounter a ghost king who forcibly marries me in a thriller game?

244. Is there a more exciting trick?

Next, Amelia Su knew what "equal distribution" meant.

All three of these three are over a thousand years old, but in this matter, they are all as childish as elementary school students.

"This braised egg should be cut into three equal parts."

Miss Ghost King held the dagger used by the Izumo family for self-defense and gestured on the braised egg.

"But no matter how you slice it, it can't be average, right?"

"It's an oval!"

"So, let's take out the scale, so that it will be fair."

As she spoke, she took out a shiny golden scale.

Liangzi was startled: "If I guessed correctly, this thing is used to measure merit, right?!"

The Ghost King nodded: "You are very discerning."

Liangzi: "...Wouldn't it be good for you to do this?"

The Ghost King rolled his eyes.

"It's really not good for you to take advantage of me."

As she spoke, she began to put things on the scale.

"Look carefully, there are just so many!"

Su Yu looked at her ridiculous and somewhat funny behavior, and felt very complicated.

There may be no one who uses merit scales to weigh braised eggs.

Immediately afterwards, she saw the Ghost King weighing the bowl of soup and the weight of the noodles...

"I said, there's no need to be so precise, right?"

Amelia Su really couldn’t stand it.

Because Izumo, a pervert, was actually counting green onions.

"If you keep tossing it, the soup will get cold!"

After the Ghost King picked out the last piece of ham, he silently put away his meritorious deeds.

"Well, the distribution is over, let's eat!"

……

……

After seeing their terrible distribution method, Su Yu was unwilling to talk to them anymore.

I always feel that if I interact with them too much, I will pick up on their perversion and naivety.

When it was late, the three big boss brand salted fishes lying on the bed began to hum again and asked for a bath, dressing change, clothes change and so on.

Su Yu: "...I said, you haven't reached that point yet! Do it yourself!"

The Ghost King held his forehead and cried: "I can't survive, I've been squeezed dry, oh oh oh oh~"

Ryoko was less pretentious than her, but not much better.

She held onto the head of the bed, using Sister Lin's classic sick look, and coughed lightly while covering her chest.

"Xiaoyu, after I die, you take me back to Inari Shrine...ahem..."

Izumo, the most seriously injured, could not speak.

She felt that it was definitely a mistake to recuperate here.

If he keeps it for a while longer, he might be beaten to death.

The round-the-clock entertainment for these two guys around them is eating, sleeping, and beating up their patients.

Especially the Ghost King, he is so petty to a certain extent!

He almost never misses an opportunity to bully her.

Moreover, as long as he strikes, he will definitely be beaten to death!

"I think I may need to go home to recuperate." Izumo thought to himself: "I will secretly take Master away tonight and go back to Izumo!"

Of course, the premise of this is that she can leave this bed tonight without disturbing these two people.

Obviously, this is an impossible task...

"I can only wash it for you one by one."

Amelia Su sighed.

"Which one of you will go first?"

As soon as this question was asked, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped several degrees.

The murderous intent of the three people was about to knock off the roof of the Ghost King's Mansion.

Su Yu took a deep breath and said: "If you guys start fighting, I will leave immediately. Even if you stink in bed, I won't care about you!"

"Okay, you guys go first, I need more time, so I'll take the back seat."

The Ghost King took the opportunity to hold Su Yu's soft little hand.

"My dear wife, I feel very uncomfortable today. I need you to help me treat her~"

This delicate look is completely different from her cold look in front of other people.

However, Amelia Su really wanted to beat her!

Why install a clip on purpose?Can't you just talk nicely?

Liangzi also wanted to beat her, but because of Su Yu's threat, she had to hold back.

"Then I'll go first."

Izumo calmly moved to Su Yu's side. He wanted to hold Su Yu's other hand, but was forcefully forced back by the ghost king's murderous intent. He had to do the next best thing and hold Su Yu's shoulder.

"Me first! I take a shower slowly, so I go first!"

Izumo said this, but what he was thinking in his heart was to use up the hot water later and wait for the two of you to wash off the ice water.

Su Yu glanced at Liangzi and then at the Ghost King.

If neither of them had an opinion, then she didn't have an opinion either.

"Let's go."

Izumo originally wanted to ask Su Yu to hug her, but when she saw the difference in height and size between them, she gave up.

He got up obediently and weakly followed Su Yu toward the bathroom.

As soon as the two of them went out, the Ghost King grabbed Liangzi's hair and led her to follow.

Liangzi: "Let go first!"

Ghost King: "What time is it? My wife is going to be taken away! Can you be more nervous?"

Liangzi: "Let go or not?"

She felt like her hair was about to be pulled out.

The Ghost King let go of his hand and blew the hair out of his fingers in disgust.

"Stop talking! Let's just listen here. If something goes wrong inside, rush in!"

"Me? Shall I go in?"

Liangzi looked at her expressionlessly: "Why don't you come?"

"I'll keep a lookout for you!"

Miss Ghost King is actually lazy.

However, she will not admit that she is lazy.

"Besides, you don't have any grudge against her, so you won't beat her to death. But I do have grudges against her. Maybe hammer her to death all at once? Then, the matter of the female corpse cannot be solved!"

It sounds reasonable.

However, Ryoko knows very well that she is just lazy!

At this time, the sound of splashing water could be heard in the bathtub.

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the conversation inside also came out intermittently.

"Kitten-girl, come back to Izumo with me."

"..."

"It's definitely better for you to follow me than to follow those two wild monsters." Izumo tried to persuade Su Yu: "I am a human being after all, and I have read many books and practiced etiquette, so I will understand you better than them. heart of!"

Su Yu said expressionlessly: "How did you hit me, do you remember?"

"Hmph! All slaves need to be beaten, you are not the only one!"

Izumo's arrogance lasted for less than two seconds before she consciously put it down.

She lowered her voice and said weakly:

"However, I have sworn not to hit you, and I will treat you well for the rest of my life!"

Su Yu: "There's no need to complain."

She knew that this guy liked the face, not her as a person.

And I don't like this pervert at all.

Since there is no love for each other, why force a match?

Being a friend who is not often contacted is the bottom line for Amelia Su!

"Then, if you don't come back to Izumo with me no matter what, you should always express what I have done for you, right?" Izumo looked at Su Yu lovingly.

At this moment, she was sitting in the bathtub, with only a vague gauze covering her body.