Tokyo gods only want priestly girls

"Who is the first one? Oh, yes, Spanish. You also learned Spanish. Is your accent very authentic?"

The figure like a leopard man, the black sun, the aura of a god that does not belong to the civilization on the Eurasian continent, it is not difficult to analyze the answer.

"It would be too long to talk about serious business. Let you think about it... Let's start with your resurrection."

"Speak directly, don't talk about those messy things. Why did he come to you? It should be to avenge this death."

Personal hatred, right? "

The small Bodhisattva who is shot and exterminated by the flames of a gun fabricated by the Spear Worship Cult is also the Seventh Creation of Regression based on the Buddhist scriptures fabricated by the Shrine.

md Sure enough, opposites attract and same-sex repels.

But in the latest version, the name of Tezcatlipoca has become the name of the Lowest God, the Almighty God.

After returning to the shrine, she did some research.

There were no elegant smoke mirrors just now, but now he suddenly went crazy again, holding his gun, kissing and rubbing it.

"Oh, I'm sorry, dear friend, you are not rude. After all, women will get excited like this when they talk about nothing. That is something that can be avoided."

"What were you talking about just now? Oh yes, about your resurrection."

"Forget it, it's just a plaything. He might just be here for that. Let's get to the point."

"Oh my god! What the hell are you doing to Yahweh! How on earth was that thing invented?"

"You loved that thing! When it first appeared under these white people's boats, you were obsessed with it."

Smoke Mirror rubbed his nose angrily.

"Let me first tell you how you got there. Do you know that Columbus discovered a new continent?"

I started to go crazy, and the smoke mirror turned the pistol in my hand very shapelessly, and inserted it back under my waist, although I inserted it in the wrong position.

My seven brothers and I achieved the title of Almighty God by sharing the name of Tezcatlipoca in the seven colors of red, white, white and blue respectively.

"Bad, bad, bad, your slow-tempered friend, then tell me the key points."

The shrine paid attention to my sexual advances, and whether I was interested in women or not.

"Ah, friend, I'm not a leopard man. Please respect each other. I don't dislike you because you are a snake, do I?"

Jingu interrupted me, and said that the crazy look of the smoke mirror was fixed, and he would definitely let me speak carefully. I probably would have heard something useless today.

Smoke Mirror took out a gun again and kissed it hard.

Bad image...is he like that too?

"Build size, fighting spirit, a well-trained body, or a trained tactical thinking are all useless, it can make everyone become a warrior, go to hell and fight!"

The same thing is that in some versions, I and my eight brothers and sisters were conceived by two other minor gods.

A few curse words that combine elements of Western religion and pop pop out of his mouth from time to time.

"Should you first tell me how he died? How he came back to life, right? It would be very confusing if you knew the cause and effect."

"It's bad, it's bad, my friend, he is really cool."

Xiaoxiao leaned closer and wanted to put his arm around his shoulders, but Shengong dodged it.

"Oh my god, you fucked my Virgin Mary. This guy is so awesome! He crossed the Sea of ​​Storms as a mortal and successfully reached your kingdom."

"Say the point!"

Before that, he worked hand in hand with Quetzalcoatl, the god of Quetzalcoatl, who was also his brother, to create the world. The seven of them stood in opposition to each other as the two ends of good and evil.

Through the causal relationship between them, he found that if the shrine was willing, he could directly appropriate it in a matter of minutes and become his own incarnation.

"Dear friend, it seems that he knows you very well, but what about you? You still don't know a friend at all."

Smoke Mirror knew where to take out the water glass, and quenched his thirst.

"Today's human beings are really amazing. They have built low-rise buildings, connected to roads thousands of miles away, and can monitor the behavior and information of hundreds of millions of people. They don't even have guns."

"Oh, bad, you thought my dear friend he only wanted to hear the important parts."

Chapter 325 God of Conquerors

In 1519, shadows of the past emerged.

Ancient city-states, corrupt empires dwindling, and on the shores of America.

Traveling through the Sea of ​​Storms, with greedy desires for gold and land, cunning, despicable invaders and great conquerors landed in this land full of wealth.

Their ships were loaded with muskets and cannonballs, and the foolish Montezuma II, the foolish king of Mexico City.

He couldn't even see the dangerous metal under the canvas, or the mockery under the Spanish disguise.

Montezuma II regarded these invaders as messengers of Quetzalcoatl and welcomed them into Mexico City. After that, he protected and even surrendered to these Spaniards many times.

In the end, he was stoned to death while negotiating with his own people and compatriots.

How stupid?What a laughable ending?

Because of his stupidity, the Spaniard went from being a nobody to a great explorer and became the great conqueror of Mexico, Hernán Cortes.

However, he is still the lord of a city no matter what. He will not still firmly believe that these white people are messengers of God when facing a life and death crisis.

"You also know that you really lost miserably, so before your resurrection, you were full of fighting spirit."

"Yes, yes, my friend, he has no slight misunderstanding of you. You have not done everything, nor have you misled us."

The story seems to have a clear ending. Quetzalcoatl and Smoke Mirror are not only brothers, but also a seven-dimensional antagonism, and there is no simple hatred or grudge.

Because I am the night wind blowing in the darkness, symbolizing the everlasting wind with everlasting destiny.

"Friend, don't laugh at you, you are just being careless. I swallowed Quetzalcoatl who left the Aztecs, so in the end you thought it was really Quetzalcoatl, so Heavy enemy."

"With or without me, the Spanish artillery fire will still not be able to blast away Mexico City, and the butcher's knife will still be swung. The gap behind civilization is a gap that cannot be closed."

“From the Asiatic Peninsula in the Aegean Sea to the once-magnificent Roman Empire; from the cool and dry banks of the Nile to the icy, hot and desolate plains of Siberia.”

But now it seems that there is a new name to be added to that list, Tezcatlipoca.

On the contrary, the only god who can kill me to the point where I can come back without the influence of some factors is the most terrifying one.

The God of the Jews, emerging from Canaan and absorbing Meso as a legacy from Damia, soared into the sky before briefly dormant.

The shrine changed its position. I didn't care about the only sacred cow. Anyway, I was in Yingzhou, and I was in conflict with him. It was also a period of small religious wars.

"But he did nothing. He allowed us to land, let us massacre, and even misled his own believers to make us wary."

Even in modern times, human weapons have been changed for several generations, but they are still weak in front of the gods, let alone the huge artillery centuries later.

Jingu first agreed with Smoke Mirror's words, but then complained again.

Smoke Mirror smiled disdainfully, as if he had no disdain for his brother.

"That is your friend and your common enemy.

Beings that can kill you, and with these conquerors come the gods who conquer all. "

"I'm not dead yet. The prophecy of my return hasn't even started yet, but it has come true in another way."

"A good warrior only has to deny the enemy, stand up from victory many times, and learn from his opponents."

It is difficult for gods to truly die. As long as no one has faith, they can always come back again.

Punch Egypt, kick Greece, sweep across Europe.Jupiter, Ra, Ahura or Odin or Sventovit are all in words.

"Of course, what happened to this idiot didn't hurt Xiaoya at all. No matter how hard I worked or how stupid I was, the responsibility I shouldered in that matter was actually not small."

"These people who came across the Sea of ​​Storms do not have the aura of Quetzalcoatl. It is precisely because of that that you allowed us to disembark."

It seems that he has no regrets about his initial carelessness, and Yanjing has repeatedly downplayed the fact that he will definitely lose to the opponent.

"And if it's really me, you will come to your friends and tell them to unite. To deal with outsiders, you still need to find help from within."

Smoke Mirror nodded in approval.

"Yahweh, Jehovah, God, GOD, God...the names that can be called are numerous, just like you. He is the omniscient and omnipotent God, the King of all, the Lord of hosts."

In fact, even if I say it, Jingu can understand who that little god is.

“His kingdom is from the heavens to the earth, whether they have done it or not done it.”

"Yes, of course it's me, your friend. He thinks too little."

"From the humble king, draped in gold, to the loud-mouthed slave crawling outside the mud pit."

"That's what he said, my friend."

"I'm sure he didn't mean learning bad Spanish and Bible-style praise. This is too meaningless."

Sliding slowly, it finally settled on the image of a human figure wrapped in light.

Smoke Mirror laughed, even if he was a loyal believer, he still laughed unscrupulously.

"But is Quezatcoatl a good god? And why would he massacre his hometown? And he could really kill him?"

He once left and predicted that he would return one day, but he thought that that boring coincidence turned out to be not just a coincidence.

As for how the smoke mirror was resurrected, I say even the Shrine can guess it.

"If you mess up your position as soon as it's over and have a real fight with Him, you will definitely lose."

"But we do not yet have Him, the Lowest God, the Almighty God."

And the reason, naturally, lies with the person behind him.

He stretched his hand out of his head and pulled out as many pictures as an unrolled film.

Perhaps it is wise to use spears against guns, but it is also wise to fire at storms and earthquakes, at the gods who have destroyed the world seven times.

Quetzalcoatl is the white Tezcatlipoca, co-equal with our gods.

"Yes, I told that idiot that those Spaniards were the messengers of Quetzalcoatl, but I also said that they would bring unprecedented danger."

Jingu has no doubt that smoke and mirrors cannot directly bury us under the coast. Storms, tsunamis, earthquakes and other methods will all be impossible.

"He is the conqueror of all, the King of all hearts."

Smokey Mirror tried to imitate the tone of the preacher, but because of the accent, it seemed very homogeneous.

"Haha, if you lose, you lose. It's worse to deny it. If he is really confident, he will lose. Why is he looking for you?"