Konoha: This opening is too villainous

Hello!What the hell is that disappointed look on your face?

What on earth are you expecting!

"Hey, hey, hey! This is common sense! No way! Is there anyone who doesn't even know this kind of common sense?"

The rope tree on the side covered his mouth and snickered.

Fukujiu sat there with a calm expression and looked at Yoshino behind him, who raised the book.

"Snapped!"

"Ah! Yoshino! Why did you hit me?"

"Don't talk nonsense during class! You idiot!"

After the interlude, the boring class continued, and Fukui, lying on the table, was still bored.

There was a crisp "ding" sound, and a small bottle quietly appeared.

Hey?

Is the lady working overtime?

No, it's not a blue bottle, it's orange.

After uncorking the bottle, a faint cold fragrance came.

Open the note and a line of small words jumps out on it.

【What bird?A caged bird? 】

After carefully recalling the contents of the bottle yesterday, he turned to look at Hizashi-san who was sleeping on the table, and Fukujiu's eyes gradually became strange.

Do you have any misunderstandings about the word bird?

He realized that he might never be able to look directly at Hizashi-san again...

He looked at the note in his hand, and saw a few faint words. Although it was a question, Fujiu could read between the lines a sense of self-confidence and an indifference that could repel people thousands of miles away.

This and the young lady yesterday have two completely different temperaments.

As a senior Feitian Royal Sister, Liu Fujiu knew that this kind of woman was difficult to deal with, so she thought carefully for a moment and decided to play it safe.

[Xiao Ming’s daily habits are eating, sleeping, and playing beans, but suddenly one day he felt that the rice was not fragrant.Is that why? 】

This is a test question. Although it seems simple, it is not.

Someone will answer, what kind of problem is this?are you crazy!boring!Some people will answer, lovelorn?Did you fall asleep?Was he killed by Doudou?

Different people have different answers to the question, and Fujiu can initially judge the other person's character through different answers.

After all, the ninja world is still very dangerous, and Fukujiu refuses to chat with the young lady who doesn't know the details.

What if the other party comes along the bottle and hits me?

Someone asked, why didn’t Miss Blue Bottle see you doing this yesterday?

Good question!

Yesterday’s Miss Blue Bottle almost had the words “I am very simple” written on her face, but she still needs to judge?

Like this, not for a while.

Maybe the other party is free right now and will reply quickly.

[Because I forgot to add salt when cooking beans]

What a god!

Fu Jiu held the note and his head was empty for a moment.

Are you the devil?

Doudou is so pitiful and you still want to cook it?

This is a person with a very dark psychology...

[There is a piece of cake. There are three children, Xiao Hong, Xiao Ming and Chen Ergou. How can I share the cake equally with only two dollars? 】

Obviously, this type of question seems to play into the opponent's mind, so the answer is faster this time.

[Kill Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming with two swords, kill Chen Ergou with one punch, and eat the cake alone! 】

Looking at the exclamation point at the end, Fujiu's eyes went straight.

Did someone say they want you to eat cake together?

And don’t you think the name Chen Ergou is strange?

Why do I feel you are so proud?

This is a dark and extremely selfish person who doesn't like children...

[One day, Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura went fishing together. When they came back, Hiruzen Sarutobi wanted to pass the position of Hokage to Danzo Shimura. Why is this? 】

It's been a long time.

The bottle finally arrived.

[Because Shimura Danzo wants to marry his daughter to Sarutobi Hiruzen’s son]

Alas?

You have a lot of imagination, little sister! .

Chapter 16 Because Tsunade’s cooking is too salty?

Konoha Hidden Village.

Ninja School.

Yuta Uehara's triangle tactics against demon ninjas are still continuing. He has a bald head full of wisdom and a pair of sharp and wise eyes. He looks around his students. In his eyes, he is full of seriousness about teaching and his students. responsible.

He used his eyes to deliver information to the students, exchange hearts and minds, and transmit knowledge. His beautiful yet violent writing on the blackboard made each combat case appear in front of the students in a simple and easy-to-understand way.

Classmate Qianju Naoki in the audience was sometimes meditating, sometimes in high spirits, sometimes nodding frequently, and sometimes bowing his head and smiling as the explanations were cadenced.

[I bet fifty cents!Their child must be named Konohamaru! 】

[I bet Sarutobi Shinnosuke will die early in the mission! 】

【You are so funny】

【You are also very naive】

[Aren’t you curious why Sarutobi Hiruzen went fishing with Shimura Danzo? 】

[Because Shimura Danzo wanted to assassinate Sarutobi Hiruzen]

[Why not because of Chen Ergou? 】

[Because Chen Ergou has been beaten to death]

[You know a lot]

[You know a lot]

……

Time always flies by quickly. By the time Fujiu came to his senses, the last tactics class had ended. The students who were close to each other in the class were already leaving in a bustling manner, while those who were far away, such as Fujiu, had no contact with the school. Half a village away, the old god was sitting on his seat, slowly opening the lunch boxes that had been prepared in the morning.

Originally, Minato would have come to share the lunch box with him at this time.

But at this time, I don’t know where I went.

Could it be Oyuki Kushina?

No!Minato is definitely not this kind of person!He only dares to peek!

"Hey! Rope Tree..."

Fukuiu mysteriously leaned towards Naoki's classmate next to him, holding half a compressed biscuit in his hand.

His despicable appearance resembles that of an unscrupulous hawker selling small movies on the street.

"what's wrong?"

"I'll show you a baby."

"Hey? What kind of treasure is this? I'm not hungry anymore after taking one bite?"

"Can you still eat the bento?"

"You're so weird. I'm already full. Why are you still eating it?"

"Then let me throw it away for you!"

"Is it really okay? This way I can save more time to study. You are such a good person, Fujiu!"

"You're welcome! Because we are companions!"

Do you really consider him a companion?

Hizashi-san, who was sitting in the back, just watched helplessly as Naoki-san was tricked by a fool into taking away his lunch.

To be honest, he can no longer figure out which of these two people is the real fool.

Since the school is close to the north of the village and there are no pedestrians, and the classmates who have gone home for dinner have already left, there are almost no people on campus.

Fujiu carried the lunch box of his classmate Shengshu all the way to a remote corner, and then stopped under a big banyan tree.

This distance is enough to ensure that he can quickly finish lunch after Naoki-san senses something is wrong.

Open the bento.

Full of love fills my eyes.

Heart-shaped poached eggs, rice arranged in a heart shape, and even the cauliflower have been specially carved into the shape of bows.

Is this the love from my sister?

The scene in front of him deeply hurt Fukui's heart at this moment.

By the way, if that series of events had not happened, I would have been able to eat lunch from my sister every day.

And I can guarantee that Yumata’s bento-making skills are as good as Tsunade’s!