Konoha: This opening is too villainous

【In that case, let’s do it today!As for the location... I do know a pretty good place. 】

Anyway, it’s still early in the afternoon, so why not go to the interview!

As he fantasized about a romantic scene with his young lady, Fujiu suddenly felt a sense of joy as if the clouds had cleared and the sun was shining brightly.

Chapter 55 Jiraiya of Gou Ri!

Konoha Hidden Village.

To the west, there is an open space surrounded by dense woods not far from the cemetery.

In the center of the open space is an inverted cone-shaped polyhedron carved from an unknown black stone. The bottom of the cone is engraved with the names of people on the front. It is said that they are heroes who have sacrificed for the village.

Opposite the memorial monument are three wooden stakes.

It is said that many famous people in Hokage have been tied by the middle one.

The commemorative monument is also the place Fujiu chose to base his face.

Not for anything else, mainly because it is quiet enough and not disturbed by anyone.

The weather in May is already a bit sultry.

The slightly hot sunshine was shining directly, the leaves were rustling in the shade, and the breeze was somewhat cool.

It already smells like summer.

Fukujiu was wearing black clothes and holding a blue drift bottle in his arms, thinking whether he should buy a pair of short-sleeved shorts.

The drift bottle in his arms is a token for the two of them to recognize each other's identity when they meet. To be precise, it is a token for the young lady to recognize him.

The reason why I hold it myself is that on the one hand I am the closest here and will arrive early, and on the other hand I want to experience the surprise of opening the blind box.

Although he knows the opponent's type, his face shape and other factors are innate factors. Taking into account the bonus of the opponent's temperament and appearance, he should be quite capable.

So……

When someone called me for a moment, the moment I turned around...

"Hey! Kid! What's that in your hand?"

then.

A somewhat wild and uninhibited male voice came from behind.

What the hell!

Fujiu turned around stiffly and saw a hedgehog-head wearing a white coat and wooden clogs sitting cross-legged on the wooden stake in the middle. His head of white hair covered his face with red patterns, which was particularly recognizable.

Jiraiya!

Seeing the mean smile on the other person's face, Fujiu was about to give up.

Just now, he had imagined a youthful, graceful, and scholarly style...

But I didn’t guess the gender!

After all, who would have thought that such a beautiful font was written by a man?

The stubborn Jiraiya!

you bitch!

Give me back all my expectations!

Fujiu was so broken that he almost jumped up and cursed.

I thought peeping in the women's bathhouse was your bottom line!

I didn’t expect you to dare to pretend to be a female netizen!

Thinking about it carefully, this guy seems to be a pornographic book author. This kind of person likes women's clothing the most!

Just a moment.

Looking at Jiraiya's face, all the expectations and illusions in Fukui's heart were instantly shattered!

Full of despair, Fujiu secretly hid the bottle behind his back and decided to escape reality.

"Hey, hey! What's that expression on your face? What are you hiding?"

"What do you care about? You pervert!"

"You little brat! Do you dare to say it again?"

"Just try it! I don't believe that Jiraiya, Hokage-sama's top disciple and even better than Orochimaru, dares to beat me in front of the commemorative monument!"

"This... you are so right!"

Jirai, who had rolled up his sleeves and was about to stand up and beat someone, simply sat back down.

"Kid, you are very discerning!"

Just this IQ...

Fu Jiu shook his head in his heart, but remained calm on the outside.

Think again.

Forget it, Jiraiya will just be Jiraiya...

Although there is no young lady or anything, this guy is Minato's future master after all.

It would also be good for Minato to have a good relationship with him.

Then, he asked the other party without giving up.

"what are you doing here?"

"Of course...come on a date!"

I'm going to throw up!

"With...who are you following?"

"you guess!"

I guess your sister!

Looking at Jiraiya with a wretched look in front of him, Fukujiu accepted his fate.

"Inside..."

Just as he was about to take out the token and grit his teeth to acknowledge Jiraiya, a rather strong-sounding voice interrupted the rush and came from the side.

"Do you have to call me over at this time? Tell me, Jiraiya, what exactly is going on?"

A young woman with yellow hair tied in a single ponytail appeared beside the first wooden pillar at some unknown time.

"Hey! Jiraiya, is this the disciple you took during your travels? He doesn't look very smart?"

The grumpy pony-tailed man looked impatient, but he seemed to have started a barrage of sprays, and he didn't give anyone else a chance to speak.

Are you a machine gun?

Although he had never seen this woman before, Fu Jiu had heard of her name for a long time.

Tsunade, Naoki's sister, and the current third-generation disciple like Jiraiya, cooks very poorly.

Ignoring the woman, Fukui raised his head and tugged on Jiraiya's trouser leg.

"Hey, hey! Is she your date?"

Jiraiya's smile became more obscene, he lowered his head and lowered his voice, "Did you see it?"

Fukui looked at Tsunade and said, "This woman is very fierce."

"You can see that?"

Jiraiya was shocked, "But why do I feel that you are happier than me."

Fujiu couldn't hide the smile on his face, "Believe me, you won't want to know why I am so happy."

"Hey! What are you two doing?"

"Tsunade, you have always been punctual, but now you are lazy!"

"This is not my fault at all! It's not the old woman who went to sleep with Xiaochun. She didn't know what she ate wrong this morning and took her anger out on me!"

Chapter 56 Yes! I am the legendary Sannin!

so.

"What a difficult old woman!"

"Hey! Tsunade, Koharu-sensei is also your medical ninjutsu teacher, you should respect it!"

Although Jiraiya usually has no formal appearance, he is still quite serious when he should be serious.

orchid.

For a violent woman who calls the Sandaime a dead old man, and even dares to mention two advisors by their collars in public after becoming the fifth generation, what good things can you expect her to say?

After all, youth means rebellion and indulgence!

That's the beauty of being young.

But while you disrespect your seniors, be prepared to accept pushback from guys younger than you.

"Hey! You, an old woman, don't tell me who is an old woman!"

Of course Fujiu couldn't bear it when someone spoke ill of his mother-in-law to her face.

Roll up your sleeves and get on it!

"You little bastard!"

Facts have proved that no woman can tolerate being called an old woman, and Tsunade who was punished by the world is no exception.

"Hey! Jiraiya, your disciple seems to lack some lessons!"

Although Jiraiya was often beaten in front of Tsunade, Tsunade still gave Jiraiya a lot of face in front of his disciples.

orchid.