Genshin Impact: Forcefully kissing Fa Lushan at the beginning

"Is the teacher very self-aware?"

"you……"

Chapter 14 Meeting little Kelai for the first time

The two were arguing while walking, and suddenly there was a conversation in the forest ahead.

"Hey, Kelai, you must be right to listen to me."

"Well, okay Dolly, I'll..."

The familiar names made Ye Xuanfa and Lushan look at each other and walked forward quickly.

Crossing the tree vines ahead, two girls appeared in front of them.

The green-haired girl is young. Judging from her clothing, she should be a ranger from Huachengguo. She wears black pantyhose, one long and one short, on her fair legs. She shows a cute and charming temperament.

The pink-haired girl looks younger and shorter, but she wears small glasses on her face, and her strange clothing shows a maturity and cunning that belies her age. It is as if there is a worldly sophistication hidden in the appearance of a little lolita. A seasoned profiteer.

Several large boxes of juice were already piled at Kelai's feet, with a hesitant look on his face, while Dolly was holding Kelai's shoulders and smiling as she kept selling something.

Thinking about the character descriptions of the two people in the game and the conversation they had just had, looking at the scene in front of him, several black lines appeared on Ye Xuan's forehead, giving him an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, under Dolly's constant deception, the innocent little Kelai slowly took out his wallet, poured out all the mola, and handed it to Dolly.

"stop!"

Fa Lushan, who understood the situation in the blink of an eye, grabbed Dolly angrily.

"Senior Fa Lushan."

Ke Lai was obviously very familiar with Fa Lushan and shouted in surprise.

Fa Lushan touched Kelai's head affectionately and turned back to glare at Dolly, who was in embarrassment.

"What were you buying just now?"

"Senior Fa Lushan, I am about to buy some peach juice from Dolly."

Peach juice?Fa Lushan glanced at the box behind Kelai.

"So much, have you finished drinking it?"

"It seemed like I couldn't finish it. But Dolly said that the owner of the peach juice factory ran away with his sister-in-law. In order to retaliate against the boss, the employees held a tearful sale. If you buy thirty boxes, you will get a [-]% discount. She asked me to place an order quickly. No, otherwise you’d miss out.”

Kelai looked at Dolly anxiously, not wanting to miss this rare offer.

Seeing Kelai looking like he had been deceived, Falushan felt a headache and couldn't bear to blame her, so she directed her anger at the little profiteer Dolly.

"Little liar, if you don't learn well at a young age and come here to deceive people, aren't you afraid of being discovered and punished by Kelai's elders?"

Although Dolly is young, she has experienced various scenes and is not afraid of Fa Lushan's threat at all. She put her hands on her hips and counterattacked: "This, senior. I use normal marketing methods. The goods are genuine and the discounts are real. , and thirty boxes cost only fifteen boxes, isn’t it delicious?”

Fa Lushan couldn't refute and said angrily: "But if you coaxed Ke Lai to buy things she doesn't need at all, if I hadn't discovered it today, this girl would be eager to spend all her salary over the past few years on it."

"Hmph! How does that senior know Ke Lai's true thoughts? My peach juice is a rare product that cannot be bought in ordinary places."

"You little liar who talks nonsense, you just said you were the boss of the factory and your sister-in-law..."

The two were at loggerheads and quarreling constantly.Ye Xuan, who was watching the show next to him, saw that the situation was about to escalate and quickly stepped forward to push the two of them away.

"Okay, teacher, please calm down." After trying to persuade Fa Lushan, Ye Xuan turned to Dolly and said, "I'll cover all your peach juice. By the way, the discount is still valid."

Dolly was stunned for a long time, and then jumped up happily.

"Of course, this gentleman is really happy. You look like a scholar from the Order Academy. Oh my, you look like a big shot with profound knowledge, talent and a bright future! Hehe, 50w Mora, thank you for your patronage. .”

Haha, he is indeed a profiteer. How realistic.Ye Xuan, who was being held in high spirits by Dolly, suddenly woke up and was speechless. He took out the card and threw it to Dolly.

"Liyue Beiguo Bank's VIP card, just debit it directly."

"Quickly, my most expensive guest, thirty boxes of peach juice have been packed for you. This is my business card. You are Dolly's most distinguished guest. Goodbye~~"

Unexpectedly, I was also tricked by the legendary Dolly.Holding the business card in his hand, Ye Xuan felt quite interesting and walked towards Fa Lushan and Kelai.

..."I'm sorry, Mr. Ye Xuan, it's all my fault that I was confused and cost you money."

Ke Lai, who was full of shame, kept bowing to Ye Xuan, obviously he had just learned the truth of the matter through Fa Lushan.

When he thought that Ye Xuan was just a student of Senior Fa Lushan, who was not much older than him, but had never been masked yet suffered such a great loss due to his own confusion, the simple and kind-hearted Ke Lai almost cried with guilt.

"Okay, okay, little Ke Lai, this guy is the rich second generation of Liyue, a wealthy man, very rich, there is no need to feel bad for him."

Fa Lushan, who couldn't stand it, hurriedly stepped forward to comfort her, and glanced at Ye Xuan beside her, signaling for him to speak.

Ye Xuan also felt sorry for the sensible and simple Ke Lai. He stepped forward and touched her head, comforting her and said: "Okay, Ke Lai, my family is a wealthy businessman in Liyue, and this little money is a drop in the bucket for me~. And spending money It’s what I enjoy the most.”

"You can still enjoy it by spending money." Ke Lai, who had been living in the Daocheng Forest, couldn't understand Ye Xuan's brain circuit at all.

"Of course, enjoy the pleasure of spending a lot of money, enjoy the envious and jealous eyes of the people around you, enjoy the way that the people around you hate you but can't kill you..."

"Cough, cough." Fa Lushan on the side quickly stepped forward to pull back Ke Lai, who was listening and his eyes were shining, and gave Ye Xuan a fierce look.

This guy is just degenerate on his own, and he spreads his dandy thoughts everywhere to induce depravity. Ke Lai is his favorite disciple, and he cannot be allowed to follow the bad example of the brat.

"Little Ke Lai, forget everything that guy said just now. Come with me now. I have brought you a lot of good things."

As he said that, he took out various exquisite snacks and various exquisite toys from the box, and forced them to the embarrassed Kelai. He gently brushed the girl's hair on her forehead and showed a soft smile.

Ye Xuan, who was standing aside, was surprised when he saw the usually fiery Fa Lushan showing such a gentle look in front of Ke Lai.

He didn't expect that this woman could be such a good wife and mother. Ye Xuan rubbed his chin and felt lustful in his heart.

"If you can be my wife like this, it's not impossible."

...Huachengguo, similar to Xumi City, is a tribe built on the vines of ancient trees.

Countless buildings are built on tall trees. All kinds of exotic trees and plants are planted on the surrounding hills. The wooden bridges and houses are covered with green vines. The whole city is full of nature.

"I heard that this place was just a place for forest hunters to work at first. Later, with the addition of religious scholars, it attracted many businessmen. Over time, Hua Chengguo has become a small city nearby..."

Ke Lai introduced the history of Huachengguo to the two of them. Ye Xuan, who had just arrived here, looked at this city that was many times larger than the one in the game with amazement on his face. Fa Lushan's expression was as usual, and she was obviously very familiar with Huachengguo. .

There were no four-leaf seals in the game around, and Ye Xuan couldn't transform into Spider-Man, so he could only follow the two of them up the road.

After a long time, the three finally arrived in front of a wooden house. When they saw the young man inside, Kelai waved and shouted: "Master Tinari, I'm back."

Chapter 15 The Strongman Locks the Man

The young man in front of him was wearing a ranger's attire, with the God's Eye of the grass element pinned to his waist. His long ears and tail behind him were particularly eye-catching.

It is Tinari, the first permanent grass-type character in the game, known as the "Grand Ranger".

Hearing Kelai's cry, Tinari stopped writing and walked out of the house. Seeing Kelai's dusty face, his eyes felt distressed. He looked at the bulging backpack on the disciple's waist and felt relieved. He smiled bitterly. He said to Fa Lushan: "Senior, don't bring so many snacks to Kelai next time. The nutrition should also be balanced."

Falushan and Tinari were obviously acquaintances, and they immediately said indifferently: "Children are always greedy, so what's the point of paying attention to nutrition every day? Humph, I can't bear to let little Kelai eat those vegetables and fruits with you every day. .”

Tinari was not surprised by Falushan's answer. Ever since he first met Kelai in the forest, this legendary senior of the Zhilun sect had wanted to take Kelai into his disciples. After finally failing to do so, he would often He came to bring some snacks and toys for Kelai, and he didn’t hide his love for them at all, and there was nothing Tinari could do about it.

Tinari's heart was filled with excitement, and he looked at Ye Xuan behind the two of them, "Who is this?"

Ye Xuan put down the box in his hand and said with a smile: "Hello, I am Teacher Fa Lushan's student, Ye Xuan."

"Hello" Tinari looked at the box that was taller than Ye Xuan's feet and immediately praised: "I didn't expect that Ye Xuan, at such a young age, would be recognized academically by Senior Fa Lushan. Even your strength is greater than ordinary people. This The box seems to weigh several hundred kilograms, did you carry it all the way here by yourself?"

"Of course, as a student of the Teaching Academy, I study and exercise every day and strive for excellence. It is reasonable to have such a performance."

Ye Xuan replied calmly, showing that he didn't care, and his expression was quite unbeatable.

"Hmph, Tinari, don't be deceived by this brat. In addition to being stronger and having some talent in classical literature, this brat is at the bottom of the Order Academy."

Fa Lushan really couldn't stand Ye Xuan's arrogant look, so she interrupted.

"Uh." Tinari, who has met many people, was also shocked by Ye Xuan's appearance of wanting to be beaten just now. Hearing Fa Lushan's words, he scratched his head unnaturally, looked at Ye Xuan who had a natural look on his face, and thought to himself: It seems that Senior Fa Lushan’s new disciple is not an ordinary person.

"Well, Ke Lai, I'll go and do some work first, and you can take the two of you there..., eh? Ye Xuan, you?"

Tinari, who was about to leave, was suddenly pulled back and looked at Ye Xuan doubtfully.

Ye Xuan's face looked normal, but in his heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping past.

For no other reason, the system started acting like a monster again.

[Please start choosing] [200. Forced Kiss Tinari] [Reward: Blessing of the Spirit of Nature: Lifespan +5] [[-]. Chest Attack Tinari] [Reward: Eye of the Grass Elemental God] [[-]. Rubbing Nari's Ear [-] minutes] [Reward: Sixth Naval Style Training Method] The three rewards are pretty good, especially the first two. Both lifespan and the Eye of God are rare opportunities in Teyvat.

Looking at the first two options, Ye Xuan hesitated for a long time, and finally gave up the terrifying thoughts in his mind. He still wanted to stick to his sexual orientation and did not want to be the shame of a time traveler.

Hey, it would be great if this option could be triggered on Kelai~.

He quickly stepped forward and grabbed Tinari. Looking at the other party's doubtful eyes, Ye Xuan smiled and said, "I've heard that senior Tinari worked day and night to protect Dao Chenglin. He worked hard without complaint. I'm not talented, but I learned it in Liyue. Please don’t let me try the massage techniques to express my admiration.”

A bunch of nonsense that didn't add up to anything left everyone stunned, but Ye Xuan had already put his hand on Tinari's shoulder and started massaging it.

"Ah, this, Mr. Ye Xuan, thank you for your kindness, I..."

"Don't worry, senior, it only takes a few minutes, and my technique is said to be from the immortals of Liyue and is very effective."

Tinari was embarrassed to refute Ye Xuan's kindness, so she gave up her resistance and awkwardly allowed Ye Xuan to massage her.

Ke Lai on the side looked at Ye Xuan gratefully. Mr. Ye Xuan must be a kind person to be so caring about the person he met for the first time, and even helped him out before!

There was something wrong with the way Fa Lushan looked at Ye Xuan on the side. In her impression, this guy would not pay much attention to people he met for the first time, especially men. This attitude made it look like this kid was going to do something. A harbinger of demons.

Ye Xuan rubbed Tinari's shoulders, and when the time came, he gradually extended his paws to his ears.

"Hey, Ye Xuan, forget about your ears." Tinari's ears seemed to be quite sensitive, and he quickly shook his head to avoid the hand behind him.

"Senior Tinari, don't worry. There are many meridians in the ears, so massage will be of great benefit." Ye Xuan didn't seem to hear and continued to massage his ears.

"Forget it Ye Xuan, I still have work to do, thank you for your kindness." Tinari continued to struggle.

"Senior Tinari, there is no store like this after passing this village. Don't be embarrassed. Come and sit down." Ye Xuan held Tinari down for a moment and said enthusiastically.

"Ah, Junior Ye Xuan, my ears are not feeling well today. Come back tomorrow." Tinari finally couldn't help it anymore and quickly stood up and tried to escape.

"Ah hahaha, senior is so thin-skinned. Hey! Look at my strong man locking up men!"

Tinari, who had just stood up, was pushed back to the chair by a strong force, and felt a thick arm locking his head from below, making him unable to move.

Tinari was shocked, and even slightly encouraged the power of the Eye of God to keep struggling, but the steel-like arm remained motionless, as if what was locking him behind him was not a human being, but a huge Qiuqiu King.

"There are more than two minutes left, hold on." Ye Xuan, who was in the "strong position of locking up men", kept rubbing Tinari's ears, ignoring Tinari's hard struggle, and glanced at the shocked people behind him. Kelai and Fa Lushan, who had dark faces and took out their pointers and walked towards them, lamented in their hearts, said sorry to Tinari, gritted their teeth and continued to carry out the task firmly.

..."I'm sorry, Tinari, maybe I put too much pressure on him. You also know that the Zhilun sect has a heavy academic load. Ye Xuan may have used his brain too much recently and suffered from mental disorder."