Genshin Impact: Forcefully kissing Fa Lushan at the beginning

"Hold your breath and focus your mind, eliminate distracting thoughts from your mind, and I will teach you the practice method of this technique."

"This is?"

Feeling the pictures, formulas, and words that appeared inexplicably in his mind, Ye Xuan marveled in his heart. Is this the legendary method of transmitting divine knowledge? It is indeed an immortal.

The body unconsciously performed the exercises according to the method in his mind. Ye Xuan only felt slightly exhausted mentally. A trace of vitality in the body flowed along the limbs and bones to the fingertips. The fingers also emitted a hazy blue light, the light was as big as a soybean grain, and Mandrill is nothing compared to a big witch.

It seems that it needs more practice, Ye Xuan looked at the sky and murmured in his heart.

...Three hours passed.

Ye Xuan's hand emits a bright and dazzling light. At this time, with the help of Mandrill, he has reached the entry-level stage and can even change the form of blue light at any time according to his thoughts.

However, Mandrill sneered at Ye Xuan's boring approach.

"Why are you so obsessed with changing the form of immortal magic? Not only are you wasting your vitality, but it will also cause the magic to be ineffective."

Looking at the cyan lightning that kept beating in Ye Xuan's hand, Mandrill frowned slightly, not understanding the meaning of this. In his opinion, it was completely putting the cart before the horse.

As everyone knows, a big part of the reason why Ye Xuan wants to learn magic is for fun and coolness.

"Hey, Master Mandrill, you don't understand this."

With a smile in his mouth, he casually broke off a branch from the nearby tree, polished it into a short staff, and looked at a drinking wild boar at the pond in the distance.

The index finger and thumb grasped the stick gracefully, following the gesture in his memory. As he waved, cyan lightning emerged from the top of the stick. Ye Xuan looked piously, pointed it at the wild boar, and shouted in an exaggerated tone: "Awa Da gnaw the big melon!!”

There seemed to be a force coming from the outside. The originally intimidating blue lightning suddenly grew in size, roaring and rolling up smoke and dust in the sky, like a blue thunder dragon devouring a wild boar.

After a while, the light dissipated and the dust settled. The wild boar was...well, unharmed. It stared at the strange human in the distance with wide eyes, as if wondering why he pointed at him with a wooden stick.

elf:"……"

Ye Xuan: "..."

Chapter 71 Teyvat version of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl

"Ye Xuan, you..." Mandrill looked at the scene speechlessly and asked, "Did you do it on purpose or accidentally?"

"Uh, it's... intentional." Ye Xuan looked at the wild boar that was gradually running away with an expressionless voice, and said harshly: "But Mr. Mandrill, you see, although the power is not as good as expected, the effect and momentum are quite shocking. Bar!"

So what is the purpose of this guy learning magic from himself?

Just to show off?

Mandrill held his forehead with his rare hand and sighed as if he had a headache. He looked sideways at Ye Xuan and asked, "And what do you mean by the phrase "Ah...what melon" you just said?"

"Ah, that sentence was learned in Xumi. Legend has it that it was said by a kind elder."

Ye Xuan fiddled with the blue lightning jumping in his hand, and said nonchalantly: "It probably means hoping for world peace, human unity and friendship, and so on."

I believe you, has this guy's talkativeness become instinctive?

Mandrill stared coldly with a look of disbelief. He was speechless in his heart, and his lips moved. After a long time, he finally managed to say one sentence to Ye Xuan: "You can practice this technique more in the future. Not only can you fight against the enemy, but it can also train your soul." effect."

After saying that, without waiting for Ye Xuan to reply, Mandrill quickly disappeared from sight after a burst of blue light as if running away.

Ye Xuan: "..."

...The next day, return to Liyuan.

A motorcade drove in the middle of the road, passing by dilapidated ruins.

A burst of conversation came from a luxurious carriage in front of the team. From the content, it seemed that the young man in the car was telling some story.

"A long time ago, it was said that there was a goddess on Sky Island called Weaver Girl. Her power was spinning. One day she suddenly felt bored and escaped secretly without telling her mother..."

Ye Xuan told the crowd the myth of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl with great joy.

After bidding farewell to Mandrill last night, Yun Zhi and others decided to return to Liyue Port early this morning.

Because the journey was too long, in order to avoid boredom, Ye Xuan adapted and polished the fairy tales from his previous life and told them to the girls.

Yun Zhi and Xiang Ling both looked at Ye Xuan curiously, while Yun Jin, as a master of opera, was even more eager for new stories, and both urged Ye Xuan to tell it faster.

"One day, the goddess was taking a bath in the pond, but she was approached secretly by a young man named Cowherd and hid his clothes... Finally, after the Cowherd threatened him and escaped, the goddess became his wife and gave birth to two children. baby……"

"Stop it!" The corners of Yun Zhi's eyes twitched, and Xiang Ling and Yun Jin were also speechless: "What a nonsense story, how can a god's power be weaving? Besides, how could a god be peeked at by a mortal while bathing, and watching Forget it, then... what's the point of marrying her directly and having a baby?"

"Yes, yes, the logic is completely different." Yun Jin also questioned: "Moreover, how can any god escape from his post just because he is bored? It is really irresponsible."

have!Barbatos is next door!

Ye Xuan coughed and glared at everyone: "These are just story settings, don't pay attention, and just listen to me continue..."

"The affair between the two was finally revealed. The Goddess was furious and took the Weaver Girl back. The Cowherd was anxious as he watched the Weaver Girl fly away. This was when the old cow beside him suddenly spoke. It turned out that its true identity was an ancient demon..."

"Stop!" Xiang Ling held the rice cake with a surprised look on her face, widened her eyes and questioned: "You said that old scalper is actually a demon? Are you kidding me?"

"Then there are demons who are willing to be other people's livestock or pets. It's such a shame!"

After that, it seemed that he could no longer hold back his smile, and smiled at Guo Ba in his arms: "Guo Ba, tell me, will it be beaten to death by its fellow demons in the future, haha."

"Lu, Lu Lu Lu~~"

Guo Ba seemed to think this was too funny, and he squinted his eyes and laughed wildly.

You're laughing your ass off!It's like you're not the same person.

The person in the audience who is least qualified to laugh at Lao Niu is you!

Glancing at Guoba, Ye Xuan grinned and finished the last paragraph: "The Cowherd used the power of the Demon God to catch up with the Weaver Girl. Upon seeing this, the Goddess waved a wave of heaven to block the two... In short, the words In short, in the end, the goddess was moved by the love between the two and allowed them to meet once a year on July [-]th."

"In the customs of foreign lands, July [-]th is also called the Qixi Festival, which symbolizes steadfast love and a happy marriage."

Phew, finally finished.

He took a drink of water to moisten his throat. This story was well-known in the previous life, but after all these years, Ye Xuan could not remember many details. He just didn't know how many people reacted after hearing it.

"Well, how should I put it?" Yun Jin looked at Ye Xuan awkwardly and praised against her will: "Although there are some problems with the narration and wording, the story itself is okay. Putting aside some poisonous points, it is still... quite touching. of."

"Okay, forget about that boring story just now."

Yun Zhi clapped her hands to attract everyone's attention and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a story about an emperor."

"Okay~! Emperor~!"

"Aunt Xiaozhi, I want to hear~!"

"Lulu, Lulu~!"

The inside of the car changed from the weird and dull feeling just now. Yun Jin, Xiang Ling and Guo Ba all had their eyes lit up and they cheered excitedly.

Isn't that too much? The emperor's story has been told for so many years, and you still want to hear it?

Is it really all the Imperial Chefs in Liyue?

Ye Xuan stared at the women in stunned silence, and could only acquiesce to this fact in his heart.

Helplessly looking out the window, my mother's impassioned voice came to my ears: "In Liyue at that time, there were great demons intruding in the sea, evil dragons entrenched in the mountains, and the Rock King and Emperor..."

...Ye Xuan quietly leaned on the cushions and admired the scenery on both sides of the car window, feeling a little bored.

Yun Jin and Xiang Ling were a little tired and dozed off on the other side.

Suddenly, Ye Xuan's eyes turned to the front, and the traveling carriage also stopped inexplicably.

"who?"

There was a noise outside the car, as if someone had stopped the convoy.

"We are a group of treasure thieves. Which of you is the leader here?"

A clear and cold voice sounded, it seemed to be a woman.

Treasure stealing group?Yun Zhi frowned, her eyes flickered slightly, and then she told Ye Xuan and others not to move, while she stood up and walked out of the car.

"I am the boss of Yunxuan Tea Merchant and the leader here. What's the matter?"

Yun Zhi looked around and saw that she was indeed surrounded by a group of stolen treasures. The leader was a woman, wearing a hooded mask, whose appearance could not be seen clearly. She was tall and had a mysterious temperament.

The long knives in the woman's hands emitted a hazy white light. They were the elemental weapons used exclusively by the top brass of the treasure thief group.

If Ye Xuan were here, he would recognize it at a glance. This woman is none other than Sister Baoer, the eldest sister who was beaten by him.

After not seeing each other for a while, the redness, swelling and bruises on Sister Bao'er's face had recovered. At this time, she was looking at the shining eye of God on Yun Zhi's chest with fearful eyes.

"Boss Yun, please forgive me, we are only looking for money."

"This is our chassis, and we have worked hard to clear away the nearby monsters. Boss Yun...as a businessman, he should know the rules on the road better than me."

Chapter 72 Liyue Harbor

"In that case, fine."

Yun Zhi took out a bag of mola and handed it to Sister Bao'er, but did not interfere based on her status as the owner of the Eye of God.

Sister Bao'er was right. As a businessman, he did know that there were some unwritten "hidden rules" in some areas of Liyue.

Many things in the world are reasonable as they exist, and there is always a relatively vague gray area between black and white. Moreover, the female leader in front of her does not seem to be an unscrupulous person.

I can believe it.

"Then, thank you for your understanding, Boss Yun." Sister Baoer seemed to be relieved, waving the treasure thieves around to retreat, and said with a smile: "I wish you all a smooth journey, we will have..."

The voice stopped suddenly, and the eldest sister, Sister Baoer, stared blankly at the familiar figure walking out of the car. She felt that the healed injuries on her face were in severe pain again.

Her hands unconsciously covered her cheeks, and Sister Baoer's mysterious and cold temperament disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Looking at the young man standing in front of the car with his big mouth smiling at her (grinful smile), looking at that impressive handsome face, Sister Baoer's body started to tremble violently as if she had encountered some kind of terrifying demon.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is all a misunderstanding!"

With lightning speed, she sent Maura's hands back. Sister Baoer kept bowing and apologizing to Yun Zhi, but her big eyes secretly glanced at Ye Xuan.

"Oh~, it's been such a long time, Bao'er...sister."

Ye Xuan walked to Yun Zhi, stretched out his big hand and patted Sister Bao'er's slender back, as if the two brothers were good friends, and took out the package containing the Stone of Remembrance with the other hand, shaking it in front of her. , threatening and showing off: "Look...all the treasure maps that were 'given' to me have been found~"

"How about? Bao'er... how about you take these back too?"

"Uh... no need." Feeling Ye Xuan's mischievous hands groping back and forth on her beautiful back, and hearing him call her "Bao'er", the eldest sister had goosebumps all over her head and quickly took off her mask. He said with a mournful face: "This, uh, this young master, is a little girl who has blind eyes. Please let me go."

"Oh, don't. It's a rare meeting. Let's go in the house, oh no, let's get in the car and sit down." Ye Xuan looked up and down Sister Bao'er's beautiful figure, his eyes flashing with a strange light.