Genshin Impact: Forcefully kissing Fa Lushan at the beginning

...The night dissipates and the sun rises.

A new day comes as usual.

"Adventurer Association??"

"That's right! Your Excellency Ye Xuan."

After breakfast, Fischer put on his usual "secondary school" suit and walked side by side with Ye Xuan on the street. Oz, who was following him, introduced to Ye Xuan: "Miss is a special investigator from the Mondstadt Adventurers Association. Member, different from ordinary adventurers."

"It was fine in the past, but recently due to the dragon disaster, there are new missions assigned almost every day."

"These days, the busiest person in the association is probably the young lady."

"Hmph, what Oz said is true." It seemed that Fischer was a little proud of being praised in front of Ye Xuan, but he still pretended not to care in the tone of "Princess": "Actually, even though It’s just small tasks like exploring the Qiuqiu people’s dens and destroying slime settlements.”

"The evil dragon (Wind Demon Dragon) behind the scenes is still hiding in some corner, brewing unknown conspiracies."

"When this princess finds its traces and breaks the evil dragon's conspiracy, I will work with you and others..."

The voice of someone who was saying he was getting louder and louder, causing countless pedestrians to stop and watch. Oz, who couldn't stand it anymore, finally stopped him: "Ahem, miss, keep a low profile, keep a low profile."

"Low-key? What is there to be low-key about? You mean that this princess is no match for that stupid dragon."

Good guy, one moment he is an [Evil Dragon], and the next moment he becomes a [Stupid Dragon].

Girl, can you pronounce my name [Wind Demon Dragon] correctly for once?

(Tevarin:...?? Are you guys polite?) "No, miss, Mr. Ye Xuan is laughing to death next to you."

"Gah... ah?" Fischer's voice stopped abruptly after the second magic skill was broken in seconds. He looked at Ye Xuan who was covering his mouth and giggling crazily. His little face turned red and he hesitated to explain: "Ye Xuan ,not me……"

"Don't talk about it yet, let me tell you..." Ye Xuan touched the girl's head and comforted her with caring eyes: "It doesn't matter, the second grade disease usually occurs between the ages of ten and fifteen. When little Amy grows up, When he gets older, he should be cured."

"Just like me, although I was a little reluctant to give up, I quickly overcame the temptation of chuunibyou."

Fisher: "..."

"Ye Xuan."

"Ok?"

"[Dark Flamebringer]?"

"what?"

"【Bringer of Jet Black Flames】【Bringer of Jet Black Flames】【Bringer of Jet Black Flames】"

Ye Xuan: "...stop now and don't say I was wrong, t_t"

Chapter 157 Mondstadt Adventurers Branch

It's completely different from the Adventurers' Association you imagined.

As soon as Ye Xuan and Fischer arrived here, they looked at the scene in front of them and their eyes widened.

The four-story villa rising high from the ground is beautiful and spacious.

Many Mondstadts were walking around, talking to each other, and some Westwind Knights and even foreigners could be seen among them.

Adventurers in green uniforms were in small groups, men, women, old and young. They were either noisy, laughing and talking, or they were sitting quietly with their eyes closed. There were also many who looked older, so early in the morning. Just raise your glass and drink... You read that right, drink. There is even an area specifically for adventurers to drink, play, and relax... "Mond's branch is the largest among the Adventurer Associations in the Seven Countries. , the association with the most members.”

From the side, Fischer's somewhat proud voice came: "How about it? I was shocked. Isn't it different from the one in your hometown~"

"Indeed..." Ye Xuan looked at the "different" adventurer Mondstadt branch in front of him with curiosity, and a burst of hearty laughter suddenly came from his ears: "Hahahaha, that's natural, because we are the God of Wind. Your Majesty’s people.”

"Every boy and girl who grew up in Mondstadt yearns for endless adventures." The bearded Seleus suddenly appeared out of nowhere, walked towards the two of them, spread his arms, and looked at him with a big furry face. Full of pride and intoxication: "We are children of the wind, as free as the wind, as gentle as you, irreversible..."

I'll go, uncle, if you want to talk, just say it nicely and don't sing out loud, okay?

There is also this familiar melody and... "Sey, President Seleus, where did you get these words?" Ye Xuan opened his mouth wide. As a native successor of socialism in the 90s, he expressed that the feeling in his body The DNA has been activated... "Ah, what are you talking about? I asked Xiao Keli to ask her mother for it." Seleus closed his mouth and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hey, Alice Although Madam is also a member of our association by name, she is a well-known adventurer, and she is much more knowledgeable than a rough guy like me."

"I feel that these words are quite suitable for the occasion. They can be used as the advertising slogan of the Mondstadt Adventurers Association. How about it, brother Ye Xuan, it's very good."

Not only is it good, I almost sang along with you... "That Ms. Alice, is she also in Mondstadt now?" Ye Xuan looked at Seleus. For a witch who can travel around the world at will, as a time traveler, it is obvious Be more interested in this.

"No, I haven't seen her in a few years." Seleus shook his head, his face looking a little pale for some reason: "But she is a rare [immortal race] in Teyvat, and unlike us humans, a few years is not enough for them. It only takes a few days."

"How about brother Ye Xuan, do you want to register as an adventurer for fun?" Selius looked at Ye Xuan who was deep in thought and smiled: "In the future, when you go to any country, you will share the information of the local association. Of course, with Ai We will also pay attention to Ms. Liz’s news for you.”

"Normally, there won't be any restrictions on you. With your status, you don't need to do tasks to make money."

"And... there are many young, lively and powerful girls like little Amy. You..."

"Hold your words, hurry up, take me to apply for a card, oh no, apply for a certificate!"

..."Toward the stars and the abyss, dear Mr. Ye Xuan, I am pleased to apply for adventurer status for you."

"Please fill in your profile here."

"Okay." Ye Xuan looked at the beautiful black-haired woman in front of him with a smile on his face and lively eyes, and was amazed.

With such vivid expressions and movements, it’s really hard to believe its identity as a “Bionic Doll”.

Click, click.

After filling out the information, Catherine quickly stamped it and bound it together quickly. Then she showed a sweet and gentle smile, her voice was watery and tactful: "Then, dear Mr. Ye Xuan, you have become an adventurer. A member of the association.”

"The adventurer level is now level one."

"Toward the stars and the abyss, I wish you a happy life~"

"Uh, okay, happy..." Ye Xuan was stunned for a moment, nodded, and then looked at Seleus and Fischer who were waiting aside, and said seriously: "By the way, President, where did you purchase this doll?" Yes, how much does one cost? Can you accept private customization?"

"..."

"Oh, Fischer, don't be impulsive. Put down your bow first. And President Seleus, what is that look in your eyes? You have misunderstood."

"It's my mentor, Xumi's machine master. He's over 100 years old. His biggest wish in life is to have such a bionic doll. I'm just asking for her."

"Is it true?" Fischer slowly put down his bow and arrow, feeling very guilty for doubting Ye Xuan just now, and quickly looked at Seleus anxiously: "President..."

"I don't know either..." Seeing little Amy being confused by someone, Seleus's thick lips kept twitching.

This kid simply insulted Seleus's intelligence as the president of the Adventurers Association.

They are all big men, so what are you pretending to be like... Pity the unknown tutor, he is over 100 years old, and he is used as a shield by his own students... to commit evil.

"Hey, okay, but I heard that Zhidong is good at producing this kind of bionic dolls. Maybe we can find some fools to ask?" Ye Xuan was quite regretful when he heard this, but obviously he still didn't give up, muttering to himself. Thinking about various countermeasures.

Seleus's face turned dark when he heard this, and his stomach, which had not recovered from the food poisoning caused by excessive drinking last night, started to twitch again.

For a moment, I was not sure whether the act of recruiting Brother Ye Xuan to join the association was good or bad... Suddenly, a loud noise from the crowd in the distance disturbed the conversation of the three.

"What's going on?" Seleus frowned.

"This is the president." A young man ran over with a rather strange look in his eyes: "It's Ben...it's [Bennett Adventure Group], uh, he's back from a mission."

"Huh?? Ben, that boy Bennett, hasn't his adventure group been cancelled?"

Seleus's face twitched violently, and he had no time to pay attention to Ye Xuan beside him. He quickly looked at the young man in front of him, and the ominous feeling in his heart became more and more intense. He said cautiously: "So... the victim this time, uh no, this time is unlucky. Who is the egg?"

"It's Jerry." The young man's voice trembled, and a trace of inner fear flashed in his eyes: "Yes, President, you, go and have a look. Jerry seems to be seriously injured. Well, it seems that he was hit by someone." A curse."

"Hey." Seleus sighed with a dark face, turned to Ye Xuan and smiled forcefully: "I'm sorry, little brother Ye Xuan, I have something to do..."

"It's okay, I just want to take a look." Ye Xuan's expression was equally strange. He was very familiar with that name. Since the commotion was related to him, then if it was as expected... Haha, it was as expected!

When Ye Xuan, Fischer, and Seleus arrived at the scene.

Coincidentally... the three of them raised their hands and rubbed their eyes.

Then, I was shocked by the scene in front of me.

Chapter 158 Benny’s Adventure Group

Adventurers Guild Hall.

Among the noisy crowd.

The white-haired boy stood there helplessly, scratching his head in uneasiness and guilt.

It must have been an extremely difficult adventure.

The young man looked completely miserable, wet with sweat and dust, and his hair was stuck in a ball.

There were several white bandages wrapped around the body. Unfortunately, the technique was not very professional. Not to mention the crookedness, some of the lower wounds still leaked a little blood.

Things looked extremely bad.

However...compared to his own injuries, the boy was more concerned about his teammates at this time...the second member of [Benny's Adventure Group]..."Jerry? You are Jerry, right! You..."

The bearded president pushed aside the crowd and stared blankly at the twisted humanoid object on the ground, speechless and choked.

Behind him, Ye Xuan and Fischer followed up, looking at the miserable condition of this man and smacking his lips.

Compared to the "minor injuries" suffered by his companion Bennett, Jerry's condition was much worse.

His whole body was swollen like a ball, as if he had been stung by numerous wasps and venomous insects.

The only face that was exposed was green and black, as if it had been cursed.

The wounds on his body were even more horrific, including freezing, fire, lightning strikes... In short, all kinds of elemental damage that could be imagined or unimaginable were basically collected.

"Ah, ah, ah ah~~~~~"

Jerry was still conscious at this time. When he saw the chairman coming, he twisted his "indescribable" body vigorously, his expression was excited, and his eyes were filled with tears, as if he had met a close relative he had not seen for a long time.

Unfortunately, my tongue was also swollen like a bun, and I couldn't speak at all.

He could only try his best to turn his head back to signal the president to look at the real culprit.

"Bennett!" Seleus took a deep breath. He had not had a good rest due to food poisoning yesterday, but now that he encountered this incident, he had a splitting headache: "You kid, this time is a weird situation again."

"President, this is what happened..." Bennett told the story with a guilty look on his face... On an ordinary day, under ordinary weather, Bennett invited Jerry to form a temporary two-person team. , go on an ordinary treasure hunt in an ordinary place.

As a result, another accident happened when the treasure was found.

"The ruins suddenly collapsed, followed by a once-in-a-hundred-year earthline riot, and then a group of poisonous insects flew out of nowhere, and..."

Bennett was on the verge of crying and glanced at Jerry, who was writhing crazily on the ground and howling continuously: "Anyway, after all the hard work, we finally escaped."

"..."

"Thanks to this situation, you kid can lead people to escape." Seleus crossed his arms and looked dull: "You are really becoming more and more tenacious, Bennett."