Genshin Impact: Forcefully kissing Fa Lushan at the beginning

Forget it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Even if I don't master the elemental power, I, Ye Xuan, am still invincible in the world... (Hey, a good second grade but a very handsome line.) "I kept you waiting for a long time."

"Brother Ye Xuan, Lord Fengshen gave you elemental power?"

Seeing Ye Xuan coming, Keli quickly ran forward, raised her face, and her eyes were full of expectation: "If brother Ye Xuan succeeds, Keli will try it later!"

"Unfortunately, no." Ye Xuan touched Xiao Keli's head: "Perhaps only the chosen ones in this world will have such an adventure."

"Brother is just an ordinary person."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, Xiao Keli." After saying that, Ye Xuan pinched Keli's little face again, with fondness in his eyes: "I promised you before that I would go to the beach to fry fish."

"It's just been delayed for a while, let's set off now."

"Okay!" Being a child after all, Keli's attention was easily diverted. When she heard that she could finally do her favorite fish frying activity, she jumped three feet high with joy: "I'm going to fry all the fish there in a minute." Finished, have a blast."

"Brother Ye Xuan, you really dote on Keli." Bennett came over with a wry smile on his face: "How dare you instigate Keli to fry fish?"

"I'm not afraid that Captain Qin will come and cause trouble for you."

"Hey, why aren't you afraid?" Ye Xuan smiled, and what he said made Bennett confused: "After all, I am still a child."

"But Laoban, my brother has no choice."

Why do you insist on taking Keli to fry fish? There is only one truth behind the matter.

It had been a few days since he met Keli. The three of them had beaten Qiuqiu people and stabbed slimes.

Even the [Wind Core] that we occasionally met on the road was pulled down from the sky by a few people and ravaged severely.

The eastern area of ​​Mondstadt has become a backyard for several people these days.

Of course, in such a happy time, with such a cute little girl by my side, the absence of a certain system is naturally inevitable.

When Ye Xuan was coaxing Xiao Keli to sleep, a certain electronic sound naturally came out to remind Ye Xuan not to forget his original intention, and at the same time, he gave three moral options.

But Ye Xuan's heart suddenly stopped in an instant.

Keli, this is Keli!What a kid!

Not a legal loli!

Could it be that he was finally going to break through the limits of human beings and stop being a human being?

In the end... after weighing for a long time, Ye Xuan made a difficult choice with full of unwillingness and gnashing of teeth: [Take Xiao Keli to see goldfish, ah!Go fry the goldfish] [Reward: Enlightenment of Heaven and Earth (one-time)] Although the wording is somewhat ambiguous, compared with the other two more [punishment] options, this one is already quite polite.

At least it would not be to the point where Young Master Ye would be humanely destroyed by some 404 river crab two-way foil from high latitudes.

..."Da da, look at Keli, the bouncing bomb!"

The bomb was dropped, and a dull loud noise erupted in the water ahead, spraying into the sky and... fish and shrimp.

In order for Mondstadt to not be destroyed, for Xiao Keli's personal freedom in the future, and... for the health of Captain Qin's blood pressure.

Ye Xuan thoughtfully chose a piece of water close to the east of Fengqi Land.

The terrain here is flat and connected to the sea.

Even if Xiao Keli blows up this place, it probably won't bother anyone...

Chapter 164 Super Bouncing Bomb

"Ah hahaha, boom! It's so fun."

"Kelly is so happy!"

On the deserted beach, Keli ran happily on the beach with her bare feet.

The sound of explosions soaring into the sky couldn't cover up her heartless laughter.

"Ha, he is still just a child after all."

Ye Xuan sat on the stone and looked at Keli who was playing crazy in the distance with some emotion, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Yeah." Bennett also sat on the stone, holding his chin, looking at the cannon fire in the distance: "Kelly really likes fried fish, probably because she has been holding back the dragon disaster for too long."

"Otherwise, I wouldn't have played so crazy."

"Yes."

After a while.

"Hey, Bennett, you said..."

Ye Xuan touched his chin, looked at the cheerful Keli in the distance, and suddenly hesitated in his tone: "This fried fish... is it really so interesting?"

"Huh?" Bennett was a little confused and didn't understand what he said.

"It does seem very interesting."

Before Bennett could reply, Ye Xuan's eyes flashed, as if he had made some kind of decision.

Then, under Bennett's confused gaze.

Suddenly he stood up and patted the dust, strode to Keli, pointed at her brown backpack, and said calmly: "Little Keli, can you give your brother a bag of bombs to play with?"

???

puff!Bennett choked on his own saliva.

He never expected that Ye Xuan would do this.

He had just said that others were children, but it turned out that the childlike guy was himself.

"Ah, brother Ye Xuan wants to fry fish with Keli?"

Keli looked at Ye Xuan, her beautiful big eyes were shining, and her little face was flushed with excitement.

This is the first adult besides my mother and brother Abedo to show interest in the bomb I researched and made!

Ye Xuan didn't know that his random move caused small ripples in Xiao Keli's heart.

"Here you go, brother Ye Xuan." Keli put down her small schoolbag excitedly, squatted down, and took out a big bomb with her little hands.

"This is Keli's latest development, an improved version of the waterproof bouncer with special functions against fish!"

Keli put her hands on her waist, her little face full of pride: "This is Keli's best masterpiece so far!"

"Really good!"

The bomb was roughly the size of a basketball, and it looked very heavy at first glance.

The power is undeniable. Not to mention the fish and shrimp in the water, even a monster with the size of King Qiuqiu would probably be blown into pieces...The little Heizi then stretched out his hand to take the basketball...Ah bah !

Ye Xuan took the bomb and tried to throw it but suddenly stopped.

Think for a moment in silence.

immediately.

The bomb in Ye Xuan's hand suddenly shone with a strange light.

Various forces are intertwined with it.

The golden runes of [Money Dart], the pitch-black substance of [Armed Color], the black lightning of [Overlord Color Coil], the air aperture of [Grandma Ping's Shock Wave]... and even the soul power of [Psychic Thorn].

This young master plays with all his strength!

Buzz! !A strange and terrifying sound came from the bomb.

Keli bit her finger and looked at Ye Xuan's hand with wide eyes. She could no longer see the shadow of the bomb.

It's completely another kind of... indescribable thing wrapped in a magical light group.

Ye Xuan hesitated for a moment, then used force and waved his hand, and the bomb flew out.

Then he quickly turned around, picked up Xiao Keli... and the backpack on the ground, and backed away crazily.

Then, boom, boom! ! ! ! !

It was as shocking as a mountain collapsing.

Fiery flames rise from the sea, forming countless steam.

The huge wind generated by the explosion directly blew Bennett far away.

After a while, the dust settled and the fog dispersed.

The middle of the originally flat beach has been covered by a huge deep pit, and a large amount of seawater has poured into it.

Countless fish and shrimps were blown to the beach, and many of them had lost their breath.

(The fish in Teyvat are special, they can’t be easily exploded...) Obviously, the power of this attack has temporarily destroyed the landscape of this place.

It is estimated that after a few more rounds like this, the terrain here will be permanently damaged.

It is estimated that most people will inevitably tremble after seeing such a terrifying scene, and then flee far away.

Of course, among these people...except Keli.

"Wow! So cool and handsome, Keli wants to learn this."

Looking at the scene in front of her, the little girl's eyes were filled with stars, and she was dancing excitedly.

Her short legs danced quickly and she ran to Ye Xuan and hugged his thigh: "Brother Ye Xuan, please, please, please, Keli also wants to jump with such power..."

"Ahem, Keli, you are still too young to grasp this..."

Ye Xuan coughed and looked at the little Keli on his lap who was still unwilling to let go. He had no choice but to smile bitterly and pretend to coax: "That's it, brother, I promise you."

"When little Keli grows taller, she can come to her brother's house. Then I will teach you one-on-one in person and make sure you learn it, okay~"

"Brother Ye Xuan, you keep your word." Keli raised her head, making a milky voice, and her little face was extremely serious.

"That's necessary." Ye Xuan looked solemn and his eyes were full of sincerity: "But now, let's solve the lunch problem first."

"There is so much poor seafood on the ground, don't waste it."

...On the beach, a puff of smoke curled up.

Ye Xuan squatted in front of the pot, adding firewood to the bottom, and was cooking the seafood seriously.

Bennett was responsible for going out to pick some wild fruits.

Little Keli poked her head aside, her eyes full of longing, her little nose moving like a greedy cat.

"Keli, the schoolbag on your back must have an extraordinary origin."