The original god, the zero-seat executive of the Fools

Original God, Fool’s Zero Seat Executive Author: Luo Ran 123

The plot is oriented + there is a knife + the protagonist is both good and evil + there is a female protagonist PS! ! !Requires some IQ!Timeline: Came to Teyvat with Ying Kong, woke up with Kong in the Kanreia era, challenged the law of heaven, was defeated and fell, was taken away by the Queen of Winter, his body was revived, lost most of his memories, and became the zero executioner of the Fools Official [dead person].

Chapter 1 Zero Seat, "The Dead"

In the cold hall under the night aurora, the footsteps seemed particularly empty.

On [Harlequin]'s sculpture-like face, Furui Mubo's eyes scanned the entire scene.

Including himself, eleven executives were already present.

Piero exhaled through his nose, and then said calmly: "Didn't Knox come again?"

"Perhaps there is something delayed." [Skicker] smiled and spoke for his colleagues, and then a cold light burst out in his eyes: "Maybe he is dead."

"Hey, hey, that's a bit too much." [Young Master] leaned against the pillar, his expression and tone were very calm: "Besides, do you think besides the Queen, who else can threaten him in the winter?"

"Isn't it a matter of course that such a rash guy didn't show up?" [The servant]'s tone was calm.

"Time is the most precious thing in the world. I think it is a stupid act to waste everyone's time for someone who is late." [Rooster] adjusted his hat and spoke out.

"Huh... It's extremely boring." [Puppet]'s cold voice was full of condescension and disdain.

"Hey..." At this moment, a slightly frivolous sigh sounded, easily attracting everyone's attention. A figure who did not know when he appeared was standing behind [the girl], holding a strand of her hair in his hand. She sniffed the hair on the tip of her nose and said, "I'm sorry to disturb you, but you keep saying something wrong in front of me. Isn't it a bit rude?"

After finishing speaking, he put down the strand of hair, smiled at the [girl] who looked at him lightly and praised: "It tastes really wonderful."

"Well~Mr. Knox has become a lot more interesting recently." [Doctor] said with a hint of ridicule.

[Ms.] glanced at him and couldn't help but sneered: "We have the same smell."

"It's rare that we get together once, so it's better not to spend the time in quarrels." [The rich man] smiled and said mediation words.

Knox, whose eyes were wrapped with white ribbons, ignored their words and quietly passed over everyone. After passing by [Harlequin] Piero, he stood at the top of the crowd.

He raised his fingers to catch the flying fire crystal butterfly. Knox, the zero-seat executive officer of the Fools [Dead Man], chuckled and said, "You seem to have a lot of opinions about me?"

"..."

The empty hall suddenly became quiet, and the corner of Knox's mouth raised a sinister arc: "But unfortunately, before the curtain is drawn on the old world, and before the undead flood the throne of heaven - it will take a long time Here, I have to continue to irritate you."

The biting cold wind blew into the hall, accompanied by the wind and snow, lifting up Knox's long silver hair, blowing off the ribbon that covered his eyes, and then, that face that looked almost human... The magic eye with a blue rainbow halo appeared in front of everyone.

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Looking at the two missing persons notices posted on the city wall, Ying's eyes were a little divergent. In her mind, the three of them had walked together, and the memories filled with joy were replayed in her mind uncontrollably.

"Traveler, don't be in a daze. It's time for us to set off for Liyue. Otherwise, we'll miss the ceremony of inviting the immortals that Wendy mentioned, but we'll have to wait for another year!"

Paimon's voice brought Ying back from her thoughts. She took a deep breath, adjusted her mentality and smiled: "Well, let's go."

The journey from Mondstadt to Liyue is long, but fortunately the scenery along the way is beautiful enough to offset the fatigue of the journey.

Of course, chatting during the trip is naturally a good way to pass the time.

"Hmm... By the way, traveler, we have known each other for so long, but it seems that I have never heard you say what kind of person your brother and that good friend are."

"What kind of people...?" Ying blinked, thought for a while, and said with a smile: "They are all very good people. My brother and I have traveled through many worlds together, and then we met a seriously injured person in the universe. The unconscious spirit, my brother and I rescued him, and then we traveled together for a long time. Until here, the three of us were defeated by strange gods, and my brother and Ling disappeared..." As he spoke, Ying's expression was visible to the naked eye. I felt depressed, but immediately adjusted myself: "Brother is a very gentle person. We are twins, so we look a bit alike. He will always protect me behind me when I am in danger."

"Wow! It's great to have a brother!" Pamon said with envy.

Ying smiled and continued: "As for Ling——, he is a very lively and cheerful person, sometimes a little childish." After saying this, Ying couldn't help but chuckle: "I like to play and look good. A person or thing who likes scents and all interesting things, and is as greedy as Paimon!"

Paimon's eyes suddenly lit up after hearing this: "I feel like he is a very interesting person! We must have many topics in common with Paimon!"

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The light and ethereal music flows with the ups and downs of the waves, and melts into the cold waves with the sea breeze.

"[Ms.] has obtained the God's Heart of the Wind God, the Queen has signed a contract with Morax, and the Iwagami's God's Heart is basically in her possession. [The Skirmisher] will go to Inazuma's plan to obtain the God's Heart of Thunder, and [Ms. 】I will also go to Daozhu after finishing the matter in Liyue..."

"There are also the Eye Hunting Order, the Lockdown Order, the war between the rebels and the shogunate..." Knox sat on the bow of the boat sailing on the sea, the long fishing rod in his hand, and the hook connected to the other end of the fishing line was sailed quickly The dragging of the big boat left scratches in the water. Obviously, it was difficult to catch fish in this way.

But Knox didn't care. He followed what he just said and looked sideways at the person sitting on the barn behind him. His smile looked a little weird: "Then you and I are added together. I really look forward to the end of this big whirlpool of rice wife." What will it become~"

[Girl] Columbia's eyes half-hidden behind the mesh eye mask were closed, and her two slender straight legs were dangling in the air. She stopped the brisk melody and spoke softly, her voice as ethereal as her singing. And pleasantly said: "It's really rare. You seem to be in a good mood today."

"Of course." Black flames spread out from Knox's hand, wrapped around the fishing rod and invaded the sea. In an instant, the fishing rod was swallowed up and turned into ashes and dissipated in the wind. The [Decedent]'s eyebrows were crooked with a smile, and he looked at He looks like a gentle boy next door: "Because I suddenly remembered something about my 'life'~"

"Oh? Is it about Rice Wife?" Columbia asked curiously.

Knox shook his head, stood up and looked at the thunderstorm clouds in the distance. In addition to being happy, his voice seemed to be filled with confusion: "No, it's about...a little fox. I seem to have thrown away something very useful." It’s at her place.”

(Note before reading: I found that many readers have a somewhat superficial understanding of the top combat power of the Teyvat continent. Here is a brief introduction. The peak we have come into contact with in the plot so far is the Seven Gods, but above the Seven Gods, there are The four rulers are in charge of time, space, life, and death respectively. The four powers correspond to the sands of time, the cup of space, the flower of life, and the feather of death. Among them, Istaru, the ruler of time, is the one in the Thor plot. , the higher-level power mentioned, and the four rulers are just four shadows of Fanes. One can imagine how strong the heavenly principles are... Friends who are interested in knowing more can look for "Sunday" in the game. "Things Before the Month" "You can also find it by searching online")

Chapter 2

"Son of the Eightfold God, use one hundred thousand volts!"

Facing the monster standing in front of him, the boy whose face he couldn't see clearly threw the little fox lying on his shoulder without hesitation, and loudly announced such incomprehensible words.

The little fox's face was full of horror, and she backed away continuously. After all, her small body was not big enough to fit in the gap between the teeth of the monster that seemed to be the remnant body of the devil in front of her.

"Don't be cowardly, Son of God, shock it quickly!" The young man encouraged him from behind, seemingly encouraging, but the little fox knew that this guy's belly was full of bad things.

She shook her head pitifully, and once retreated behind the boy.

"Roar!!" The monster transformed into the remains of the demon god roared angrily. The terrifying pressure made the little fox breathless, but the boy just picked his ears, then ignored the monster, squatted down and lifted the back of the little fox's neck. With a preaching look on his face: "You can't do this. You're so timid even though I'm so brave. How can you protect Dao Wife in the future?"

The little fox lowered his head and said nothing.

"Roar!!" The demon god's broken body seemed to be irritated by the young man's arrogant attitude. After roaring, his sharp claws carrying the magic light came towards the young man.

boom!

The sharp claws were blocked in the air by invisible ripples. The young man glanced at the monster. He no longer had the gentleness and kindness like the brother next door when talking to the little fox. Instead, his voice was faint: "Since you are anxious to reincarnate, then I will help you." alright."

As soon as the words fell, the boy didn't even move. A terrifying crack suddenly appeared on the monster's neck. In an instant, with a cry, the monster turned into ashes and disappeared.

"Well... the guy who can't understand the atmosphere has already cooled down. Now let's continue talking about your business! Yaegamiko, please listen to the question!" The boy changed his face so fast that the little fox couldn't catch up.

"Which do you think is more important, force or wisdom?"

"...Martial...force?" the little fox said hesitantly.

"Huh?" The young man's tone dropped.

"Wisdom!" the little fox immediately changed his mind.

"Very good, I'm very happy that you think so." The young man looked like he was worthy of being my protégé. It was so disgusting that one couldn't help but give him a claw on the face.

"Then, before I leave Inazuma, I will give you a gift. It will be very helpful to you~"

The fox didn't pay attention to the gift the young man mentioned, but said a little helplessly: "You...you want to leave Ina Wife? Where are you going?"

The young man rubbed the little fox's head and said with a chuckle: "Of course, for a great person like me, I want to do great things."

A huge panic arose in the little fox's heart for no reason.

"Now, this is a gift. Its name is Yantian Bell. I think it's quite suitable for you to hang around your neck. As for its function, it's probably - to take a look at the future? In short, if you see something bad, We must work hard to change it, the future is not static..."

……

"Goodbye, let's play together again if we have a chance in the future, remember to practice hard~" The young man's figure gradually blurred and disappeared...

Don't go...you'll die...

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Opening her eyes, Yae Kamiko's towering chest rose and fell slightly. She looked at the light novel she had opened and couldn't help but smile. The boring story was indeed very hypnotic.

Shenzi, who was in a somewhat complicated mood, stretched out her slender white index finger. As the pink light circulated, a string of bells appeared. She whispered to herself: "What do you mean, the future is not static, and the result is not that you die according to the predetermined fate..." lowered her eyes. , her voice suppressed the emotions accumulated over the past 500 years: "The guy who only exists in memory, don't bother others anymore."

Tuk Tuk Tuk…

There was a knock on the door, and Shenzi responded lazily: "Come in."

A witch walked in, bowed slightly to her, and then said: "Master Palace Secretary, two more executioners have arrived from the Fools."

"Well..." Shenzi didn't pay too much attention to it. Inazuma's current situation had already turned into a mess, so what's the point of adding two more chaotic factors?

However, some basic information still needs to be understood. She sighed and asked, "Who is here?"

"The third executive officer, [Girl], and the zero seat [Decedent]."

"..."

The moment Shenzi was silent, the development of the situation was a little unexpected.As the palace minister of Narukami Taisha Shrine, her power in Inazuma is almost second only to General Raiden himself, but she has not interfered with Inazuma's politics for a long time. Apart from General Raiden's imperial orders, Inazuma is basically controlled by three Great pursuit of management.

But the arrival of the two high-ranking executives, [Dead Man] and [Girl], gave Shenzi a rare feeling of urgency.

"The chaotic stage is almost no longer able to accommodate new characters. When will the fuse that ignites everything appear?" Yae Kamiko held the bell in his hand and shook it gently, and it emitted the same sound as it did 500 years ago. The crisp sound of two.

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"Do you need a match to light the fuse?" Xiao Gong looked at this guy with a somewhat complicated expression who wanted to buy all the fireworks in the store. Even if he was wearing exotic clothes, he was also wearing a blank mask that covered his entire face. It’s like having the words “I’m suspicious” carved on your face!

"No need." Knox waved his hand to her casually, and then asked the unrealistically beautiful girl behind him: "Columbia, have you brought any money?"

[Girl] ignored his desire to ask idiotic questions, and just turned her gaze to a towering mountain in the distance shrouded in cherry blossom rain.

"Well, it seems you didn't bring it either." Knox said to Xiao Gong nonchalantly: "Then you can send the bill to the Winter Embassy along with the fireworks, and they will pay."

Xiao Gong hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, I understand."

Knox and Columbia walked side by side on the wilderness road in the Wilderness of the White Fox.

Under the evening sun, the majestic and magnificent Inazuma Castle can be seen vaguely in the distance.

"Why did you buy so many fireworks?"

"Of course it's because I like it." Faced with [the girl's] abrupt question, Knox said matter-of-factly: "Just like children like toys, women like rouge, gouache, and beautiful clothes... There are not so many reasons why. You, I thought you would ask me what my plans were, but after setting foot on Inazuma’s land, you seemed to have lost interest in it?”

"...Please don't get me wrong. I had no intention of doing anything here from the beginning. If Piero hadn't asked you if you wanted help out of politeness, you actually asked me to accompany you. I wouldn't be here at all."