What's wrong with a lord daddy who just wants to draw cards?

Regardless of his fairy-looking parents, the young lady taking off her clothes in front of him is also very beautiful.

Xiaojiabiyu looks like a girl, with long pale pink hair tied into a bun. She is about 1.6 meters tall but is very wealthy and generous to him. She can gain a lot of villain points every time she breastfeeds.

In fact, he didn't want to do this, but he was just a child and had no power to resist, so he could only eat soft food.

"Okay~"

Domi was naked and picked up by Kelsey. The little maid looked at the petite Domi and couldn't help but burst into laughter. Her peach blossom eyes, as bright as the sun today, turned into a crescent moon. Although she looked very pretty when she smiled, This really hurts one's self-esteem.

When it comes to the bathroom, the castle covers a huge area. People who live farthest away have to travel at least two kilometers to eat in the restaurant. It is not a problem to have a separate bathroom for each slightly better room.

The walls and floors are inlaid with smooth gray and white marble slabs, which look even more luxurious under the warm lighting.

There is a large bathtub that can accommodate six people bathing at the same time. The water outlet is still a faucet carved out of gold. There are fresh rose petals and unknown aromatherapy in the corner. When you enter, a refreshing fragrance will hit your face.

Normally, as exclusive maids, they cannot bathe with the young master and young lady. How can two people with such a big gap in status be in the same bathtub?Not even if one party is just a baby.

But Duomi is not happy. Logically speaking, the infant stage is the time when he can be most unscrupulous, and it is also the time when he can best earn villain points. How can he be framed by these stupid secular rules! ?

So when he took a bath for the first time, he struggled not to get into the water. He struggled hard in the shower and twisted his body like a maggot. This way he couldn't wash at all.

The maids didn't dare to force her, and tried various methods to no avail. In the end, he indirectly enlightened them by holding on to Kelsey's collar - it turned out that she would only be willing to wash with the wet nurse!

With his parents' permission, Kelsey would join him in the bath every time he took a bath, and it was no different this time.

She first let herself sit in the half-filled bathtub, which was too high to submerge him.

Then, Kelsey would unabashedly take off all her clothes in front of him, including a black and white maid skirt, black silk knee-high socks with lace edges, some cute underwear, and finally, black pointed high heels with red soles. .

It has to be said that he approves of the Blofeld family's aesthetics.

Waves of water vapor rose up in the very spacious bathroom, shrouding everything in the holy light. Sitting on the edge of the bath, Duomi could see Kelsey lifting her tender white feet, then stretching them into the pool, slowly moving towards him. Come...

The current water surface is at most half of her calves, and every time she lifts her feet, small splashes of water will rise. The sound of squeaking is very tempting... Wait, why do you use seductive to describe it?

Before the hot water was filled, Kelsey would gently wipe his body with a towel. From time to time, her delicate hands would scoop up a handful of water and pour it down. Her movements were very gentle, for fear of hurting him.

Regarding Kelsey's service, Duomi could only give a five-star rating with one hand. The 648 full massage service in his previous life may not have been as dedicated as hers, although he didn't have the spare money to try it.

When the pool is almost full, the body cleansing is almost over, and then it’s time to really enjoy the bath.

After an exhausting day, Kelsey sat on the marble block on the edge of the bathtub, leaning against the wall of the pool. The water had reached her collarbone. Her pale pink hair was floating on the water, with water droplets about to drip from the ends of her hair.

Duomi couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart:

"The Sa family's life is worth it!"

The words turned into a giggle in the toothless baby's mouth.

"Come comfortable, Duomi. It's thanks to you that I can enjoy such a big bath with you~Kiss Mua~"

Without outsiders, Kelsey really didn't regard him as a young master.

The cherry-like mouth pressed against his cheek, and it was so cold that it shocked his young heart.

Ah~ Sparasi!

The heavenly enjoyment combined with the constantly updated villain value acquisition records in the lower right corner of the field of vision, maybe this is the correct way to open this system.

In just one bath, Kelsey contributed [-] villain points to him, which was quite generous, and this was the result of her restricted status.

The system uses Duomi's identity as the reference point, increasing it upwards and reducing it downwards.

If it was his biological mother, Gresa, who washed him like this, the villain value given to him would probably be more than tripled.

But let him forget about letting his mother wash him. Not to mention that she is still in confinement. If she washes three at a time, her hands will probably break.

Is it because Kelsey doesn’t smell good?No! !The cute and gentle pink-haired girl Saigao! !

If the single quota is not enough, then use the quantity to make up. So far, I have washed with her five times, and the average is [-] per time. Five times is [-]. If I do it a few more times, even the advanced prize pool is not far away!

Coupled with the rewards from breastfeeding, he already has a deposit of 8800 villain points at a young age. This kind of earning ability is simply possessed by Bezos while Buffett is still alive. He has a bright future!

Chapter 3 3 Horse monkey!

"Hmm~"

Kelsey moaned softly while soaking in the bathtub.

She stretched out her limbs comfortably and said with a lazy look and a flushed face: "Domi, you know, our maid is very fierce.

It doesn't matter if there is a little dust in the place that needs to be cleaned. If her white gloves turn a little darker, we will be punished by having to do twice as much work. Fortunately, I am smart and capable, cautious and careful, otherwise the person who comes to give you a bath will definitely be Those old women! "

Domi was just a baby, at least in her eyes.

How could a baby who couldn't even read Chinese characters understand her words? So Kelsey could complain and vent the unhappiness in her life without any scruples, and even if she scolded someone, no one else would know.

"Now that I think about it, everything seems so dreamy. I admit that I do have some talent in doing housework.

However, I am only 16 years old and have just come of age. I was selected as your exclusive maid at such a young age. Could it be that the head maid made a mistake?Or is the fierce head maid actually a good person who wants to take care of me? "

Kelsey raised her head and looked at the ceiling, with expectations for the future and corresponding anxiety and confusion in her eyes.

The arms as white and tender as lotus roots held him in her arms, like a stuffed toy. The identities of the master and servant seemed to have been exchanged. Kelsey was the pampered aristocrat who thought about family matters. Miss……

After all, Kelsey is just a young girl who has just grown up. A girl of this age should be playing happily with her friends in school, flirting with the boy she likes, and tasting the honey-like youth, instead of thinking about the world. , living in fear.

It can only be said that people of every class have their own troubles. Duomi should be lucky that babies are the least likely to have troubles.

But now is not the time for him to regret the past.

He grabbed Kelsey's arm and climbed up, wanting to kiss his big sister with his mouth to let her know that he was about to swell.

But even if he exhausted all his strength, he could only stop at Kelsey's chin with hatred, and the small mouth could not touch it at all. In desperation, he pinched Kelsey's face as delicate and white as protein with his plump hands.

"Oops, I forgot the time, sorry, sorry!"

The two people will always reach the same brain wave agreement at strange points, which is called telepathy.

With a splash, the water slid down the graceful curve, which was so shocking.

It's a pity that the next time I can appreciate such beautiful scenery will have to wait until next time. The system's settlement brought an end to this pleasant bath: [伱peeping on the cute maid taking a bath, villain value +500]

……

As the saying goes, children should be raised from an early age, and the heirs of noble families are no exception.

Duomi and his two brothers have to learn some basic things under the guidance of the enlightenment teacher every afternoon, such as language and... magical magic.

Initiation lessons for human pups start today.

It's outrageous to say that you are forced to study at a young age of less than one year old. Can you really understand it?

However, the parents don't seem to care whether Duomi and the others can understand. The main thing is to educate them. If there is another reason, it is that other nobles have done this to their own children.

Oh, human beings have a strange desire to win.

After lunch, he was carried to another room by Kelsey and placed on a specially customized child seat. On his left hand side, his eldest brother Argyle and second brother Edward were already seated. They saw him coming , and looked at himself curiously with wide eyes.

Duomi also looked at the two of them. The eldest brother Argyle was more focused than them when he was born, and his body grew faster. He might be a very strong man when he grows up.

Unlike him and Argyle, the second brother Edward's hair is blond, probably from their mother's hair color.

"Recessive inheritance, I taught you high school biology."

He was glad that the people here understood this truth. If Carlos thought that his wife had an affair and gave birth to a golden retriever cub, their whole litter would die.

Their teacher was a female teacher recruited directly from a local preschool, named Becky. She was famous for teaching children, but this skill probably wouldn't be very effective on babies.

After all, this job is equivalent to giving lectures to three idiots who know nothing. It is easier than taking the teacher's certificate exam for them. All that is needed is patience, patience, patience.

Moreover, Teacher Becky is temporary and will leave sooner or later, so Domi doesn't want to work on her, but just focuses on what she says.

But what she said seemed to be of no use.

She took an oil painting from the table nearby, pointed at the familiar man on it and said, "Dad...Dad~Dad!"

Then he repeated it more than 20 times without getting tired of it, until the three human cubs all imitated the mouth shape and started babbling.

This left Duomi speechless. What did he think? He just recited the words. It was a bit over the top for a baby, and it was a waste of time for him. After all, he was drawing [Lion Heart Empire Universal Text Proficiency]. After that, the foreign language can be spoken as easily as the native language.

In fact, from the fifth time, Argyle and Edward had already become somewhat familiar. Only Domi found it too boring and didn't even bother to cooperate, which led to the preschool teacher repeating it over and over again.

She looked at Dominic, who couldn't move his mouth, and thought for a moment that he might be a mentally retarded child. When she said the word "dad", her lips almost started to smoke!

Thank God, the little guy finally spoke up when she was about to give up.

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief, stuffed back the tears that were about to fall, then took out the next oil painting with a grimace, and guided the next word: "Mom...Mom~Mom!"

Just when Duomi was about to cooperate, the system prompt sounded suddenly:

[Deliberately not cooperating with the teacher’s teaching, villain value +110]

A conversion formula immediately emerged in Duomi's mind: If you don't cooperate once, you will get 5 villain points!I just ignored her 22 times in total, so I gave her a total of 110 points.

Is this the villain’s value?Then he won't be polite. Although the mosquito legs have little meat, they are still meat.

"Mom! Mom~Mom!"

"Mother!!"

"Mother!!!"

"Read it! Why the hell don't you read it?!"

At No. 60, the teacher finally broke through her defenses, lowering her voice and becoming hysterical. She was afraid of scaring the children and disturbing the maid outside, but she was also grabbing her hair to vent her helplessness and anger. This contradictory feeling simply made her Crazy.

It's him again!It’s the youngest and third child again!

There must be something wrong with him!Why do you always have to go against her?

Just when the teacher was desperate, she suddenly caught a glimpse of Duomi's lips opening and closing, making the mouth shape of "Mom". Duomi deliberately did it one more time, for fear that she would think that she had made a mistake. Look, it looked like It’s rare to see a sunny boy like him who is both considerate and understanding.

Seeing that the teaching was finally progressing, the teacher forcibly calmed down the impatience in his heart and secretly explained to himself:

"He's just a stupid boy who doesn't understand anything. Why do you want to be the same as him? Even the children of Dukes will have idiots. Yes, big men may also give birth to idiots. Be normal, be normal~"

After regaining his condition, the teacher once again put on a smiling face. It must be said that a woman can change her face as fast as she can turn the pages of a book.

"It seems that the children have learned the previous two words very well, but they have bitten off more than they can chew. Let's move on to the next stage."

After hearing this, Duomi was disappointed. It seemed that he couldn't push the teacher too hard in the future, otherwise he would recruit hundreds of villains to defeat him.

However, the next moment, he didn't feel uncomfortable at all.