Genshin Impact: I am really not the European Emperor

"Whenever you get the chance, will you just poison me and replace me?!"

There was a moment of confusion in Aix's eyes, but then he suddenly knelt down on one knee and said in a sincere voice:

"Mr. Schubert, please listen to my quibbles... no, my defense!

"The principle of my poison test needle is actually to use toxins to detect toxins.

“And the second half of the poison measuring needle is of high quality and will not be destroyed even by gravity. Otherwise, how can we store these corrosive venoms?

"The reason why it was broken by the other party was obviously because the other party used the Eye of God!

"You can recall that several times before, when I was away, you used a poison detector to detect that food was poisonous, thereby avoiding the consequences of being assassinated. Have you forgotten the merits of this poison detector?"

After hearing this explanation, the anger on Schubert's face subsided slightly, but at the same time, this complicated situation where what Si Bailu said was reasonable and what Akers said was also reasonable gave him a headache.

But what surprised both him and Aix was that Si Bailu suddenly nodded and said in agreement:

"Mr. Akers is right. Maybe... this is just a misunderstanding?

"I guess there was a slight problem with Mr. Akers's poison needle, which caused this farce. After all, Mr. Schubert is so powerful, who dares to attack you?

"Mr. Akers, don't you think so?"

Looking at the confident smiling face of the young man, a sinister light flashed through Aix's eyes, but the sinisterness turned into a smile the next moment, and he nodded in agreement:

"It seems that there is indeed something wrong with my poison detection needle. I misunderstood Mr. Si."

Seeing that the two foxes Si Bailu and Aix actually reached an agreement, Schubert still had doubts, but in this case, he still chose to believe them.

He waved his hand to signal the guards to exit, then tapped the table with his finger and said:

"Since it was a misunderstanding, let's forget it. Mr. Akers, this poison detection needle is broken. I hope you can make another one as soon as possible.

"But it's best... don't use the method of testing poison with poison, and use a safer and more appropriate method."

Aix saluted with his hand on his chest: "I understand, I will try my best to meet your request.

"By the way, do we still want to continue the 'feast' we prepared for Mr. Si today?"

"A banquet?" Seeing Schubert and Akers flirting with each other, Si Bailu immediately understood that the so-called banquet was probably a means to deal with him!

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Chapter 48 Future niece and son-in-law

After Schubert was silent for a moment, he looked into Aix's two eyes as deep as wells, shook his head and said:

"Forget it. Just concentrate on making me the poison testing equipment, and I will arrange the rest."

Hearing this, the two eyes exposed under the bandage narrowed slightly, but then, the owner of the eyes nodded vigorously:

"I understand. I will take my leave first. I hope that the messy Xianchen just now did not disturb your enjoyment."

Watching Aix leave, the expression on Schubert's face instantly became solemn!

He then looked at Si Bailu and actually took the initiative to hold Si Bailu's hand and said with great gratitude:

"Thank you Mr. Si for saving your life!"

Si Bailu smiled in surprise. The guy in front of him seemed to be much smarter than he thought!

But think about it, if he can shoulder the burden of a family, how could this Schubert not have his own mind and vision?

Si Bailu smiled and shook his head:

"You're welcome, Mr. Schubert. It's an honor for this junior to share your worries.

"And the adults can see the good intentions of this junior, so I should thank you from this junior."

"Hey~ why are you calling me sir? I'm calling you uncle!" Schubert said deliberately with a straight face.

Si Bailu looked at Youla who was standing aside. The latter turned her head to the side, pouted and said, "Just scream if you want me to."

Si Bailu laughed, and then shouted to Schubert:

"May the Lawrence family return to its peak in your hands, my beloved uncle!"

Hearing these pleasant and comforting words, Schubert laughed, and then looked at the young man up and down again.

The handsome face, the tall figure, the majestic temperament and the honey-like mouth... Combined with what just happened and the delicious food the other party sent, Schubert became more and more pleased with this boy.

"Okay, okay, I believe that my brother and the others will feel relieved to be able to hand over Youla to you. This disobedient little girl of mine finally did something beautiful this time!"

Youla snorted coldly, but didn't refute anything. She just glanced at Si Bailu secretly.

"But having said that, it's a good thing you just stepped down for Aix, otherwise I really don't know how to deal with this matter."

Schubert couldn't help but frown as he recalled what happened just now.

Si Bailu smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, uncle, I have a bottle of holy water here that can cure hundreds of poisons."

As he spoke, Si Bailu took out a palm-sized transparent glass from the badge. The liquid in the glass was transparent and colorless, but dark golden light patterns appeared from time to time, making it appear to be something extraordinary at first glance.

And this is the detoxification water he made using the holy relic [Lamp of Chenbo].

"The Lamp of Sinking Waves: The water poured into it by the wearer can have a powerful detoxifying effect."

It's a bit exaggerated to be able to cure hundreds of poisons, but most poisons shouldn't be a problem.

In Schubert's surprised eyes, Si Bailu handed the glass bottle to Schubert's hand:

"You can carry it with you. Once you find signs of poisoning, drink it immediately. Not to mention 100% detoxification, it can definitely greatly eliminate the effects of toxins."

"Oh? Is this thing so good?"

Although Schubert took the glass bottle, he was somewhat worried and doubtful, perhaps because of what happened to Aix just now.

So Si Bailu took out another identical glass bottle, pulled out the cork, and controlled the liquid in it to fly out like a swimming dragon.

The water dragon hovered over the fried pork with pickles for several weeks, and then with a "pop" sound, it turned into mist under Schubert's surprised gaze and floated gently on the entire plate.

In this way, possible toxins in the dish are eliminated while maintaining the taste of the dish to the greatest extent.

Si Bailu smiled and said to the shocked Schubert:

"Now there are no hidden dangers in this dish. To ensure safety, please allow me to try a bite."

As he spoke, Si Bailu picked up the knife and cut off a piece of meat, twisted it with his fingers and put it into his mouth.

Then he picked up the piece of pickle that he had tested before, and after thinking about it, he handed it to Yula's lips.

He couldn't stand the tangy sour smell.However, as a member of the nobility, Yula obviously can accept this kind of dish.

Youla rolled her eyes at him, but she understood what he meant, so she opened her pink lips slightly.

However, when she bit the pickle with her silver teeth, she also bit Si Bailu's fingertip, which scared him so much that he quickly retracted his hand.

"Damn it, are you a dog?" Si Bailu couldn't help complaining, but only received a dissatisfied roll of his eyes from Youla.

"The pickles are good, but if you call me a dog's enemy, you will add another item to my account book!" Youla said calmly.

Si Bailu shrugged noncommittally, then looked at Schubert and said:

"Uncle, we have tried it, and there is really nothing wrong with it. Of course, if you are still worried, let your niece eat it."

"That's okay." Looking at the plate of fried pork with pickles in front of him, Schubert's Adam's apple rolled twice, then he directly picked up the plate and tasted it in front of the two of them.

After finishing eating, Schubert smacked his lips with unsatisfied content and couldn't help but sigh:

"Eating one of your dishes will add ten years to your life! It's wonderful, it's wonderful!"

Si Bailu smiled and took the plate for the other party:

"Since uncle likes it, I will go to Daozhu if I have a chance in the future and ask for more pickles for uncle."

"Oh? Mr. Si... no, I'll call you Bai Lu. Bai Lu, are you planning to go to Dao Wife?"

"I heard that the Eye Hunting Order is being implemented there, and there are rebels fighting with the shogunate army. I listened to my uncle's advice and it's best not to go there for the time being."

Schubert looked at Si Bailu as if he were looking at his own son.

Si Bailu nodded: "Uncle, don't worry too much. This is just a plan of mine. After the dragon disaster in Mondstadt is over, I will go to Liyue first, and then I will consider whether to go to Dao Wife."

"So that's it..." Schubert understood the other party's plan and didn't ask any more questions.

"Speaking of which, how did you find out that there was something wrong with the poison measuring needle just now? If it weren't for you, I really wouldn't have known that I was actually plotted against by my own pharmacist.

"He also talks about testing poison with poison. Even if there is such a method, he can't hide his ambition towards me! Because he never told me that there is poison in this poison measuring needle!"

Si Bailu looked astonished. No wonder the other party would directly choose to believe him.

"Uncle, do you know why you were poisonous when you first tested it?"

"Why?" Schubert looked at his future niece-in-law solemnly, waiting for the other party to answer his questions.

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Ps:

Thanks to Mr. "Then Let Me Go" for the ten consecutive rewards!I have money for tomorrow’s milk tea! ????Kaisen~~

In addition, starting from September [-]st, I will start at least two updates every day, and after I draw Thor, I will save a wave of articles to try to get a big update.

I hope you can continue to support me, a poor little author. I went to search for books today and saw that the last updates of many Genshin Impact authors were only a few months ago. I believe everyone understands that our line of work is not easy.

Sometimes it’s not that we are unwilling to write and maliciously cut off the work, but it actually involves the life problem of not having enough to eat...

Ahem, I can’t moan without any reason anymore...

An author's success depends half on his own efforts, and the other half on the support of readers. I will try my best to update, and the rest depends on your love~

Tomorrow will be a new version, I wish you all... Ten consecutive lives is not realistic, so I wish you all a gold out of twenty, with a guaranteed double gold, all the unhappiness will be dispelled by the golden light in the sky, and healed by the broad and warm heart of General Thunder. !

"I will build you into my heart!!"