Genshin Impact: I am really not the European Emperor

As soon as she saw Si Bailu, she immediately ran to him, jumped up and patted his shoulder.

"Hey! Drunkard! Why didn't you tell Diona when you came back?

"Is it because no one cares about you in Liyue, so you become a drunkard every day?"

I saw this proud pink kitten in front of me.

Si Bailu chuckled and stretched out his hands to grab her two big furry ears.

Feeling the wonderful feeling like stroking a cat, Si Bailu suddenly showed a healed expression...

Ah, it's soft, warm, and feels really great!

But Diona looked like a frightened kitten, her tail stiffened and her hair exploded:

"Meow! You are really drunk, aren't you! How dare you touch me, meow! Watch the trick!"

As she spoke, Diona kicked her short legs upward fiercely.

At first, he might have wanted to kick Si Bailu in the stomach.

However, because the distance was not controlled well, this kick hit Si Bailu's vital part.

It directly caused the man to experience extreme pain.

Fortunately, Diona didn't really use any force, and Si Bailu just instinctively covered his vitals.

Diona looked at the man's face twisted in pain, and immediately regretted her behavior.

But he couldn't help but hold his face, so he could only fold his arms and ask arrogantly:

"I didn't exert much force, you, you should be fine, right?"

Hearing this, Si Bailu's face deliberately became more distorted, and his voice was extremely dry:

"How can it be okay? It hurts so much!

"Do you know how important and fragile this place is to boys?"

Diona's cat ears twitched violently, and a trace of guilt appeared in her eyes.

Then she lowered her head, held her shorts with both hands, and said apologetically:

"Yes, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it just now...

"It's all your fault for suddenly touching someone's super sensitive ears..."

"I'm not just playing with you!

"Besides, given our relationship, what's wrong with touching your ears?

"I touch yours, and you can touch mine too!"

Listening to Si Bailu's cheeky words, Diona snorted hard:

"I don't want to touch your dirty ears! I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to go play with the traveler!"

With that said, Diona glanced at the man's lower body with concern.

After making sure that there was nothing serious about the other party, he ran away with his calves.

Just when Si Bailu showed an uncle-like smile.

A soft and numb female voice suddenly sounded behind him:

"Didn't you expect that after only a few months of seeing each other, your fetish would change from a mature big sister to a loli girl?

"My sister, I am really disappointed..."

Si Bailu turned around with a smile, and the first thing he saw were two snow-colored slimes!

If it weren't for the cover of his clothes, Si Bailu's nosebleed would probably spurt out.

But fortunately, there are clothes to cover it, and the hazy beauty is even more full of alluring mystery.

"Have you seen enough, little pervert?"

Lisa's smiling tone seemed to be quite satisfied with Si Bailu's performance.

Si Bailu then raised his eyes and smiled evilly at Lisa:

"What did Sister Lisa say? If it's not rude, I can't get enough of it in my lifetime!"

"Oh, I didn't expect that after only a few months of seeing you, your mouth is even sweeter.

"It seems that the classical beauty in Liyue has improved your skills a lot!"

Si Bailu shrugged noncommittally, and then moved closer to Lisa.

He took out a balm with a charming fragrance from the badge and handed it to Lisa's hand:

"This is the balm I specially made for my sister at the Chunxiang Kiln in Liyue.

"It's similar to Mond's perfume.

“It’s just that the perfume only lasts for a day or two.

"And this balm lasts a whole week.

"When you apply it on your body after taking a shower, the scent will last much longer than perfume!"

"Oh?" After listening to the introduction, Lisa suddenly showed an expression of interest.

She picked up this small jade bottle, which was as long as a palm and as thick as a thumb, brought it to her nose and smelled it, and she suddenly showed an expression of surprise:

"This fragrance... is soft and hazy, like a dream... it's my type!

"It seems that my guess is good. You are really understanding more and more about women as creatures!"

Si Bailu smiled honestly: "I only know something about the women I like."

Hearing these hidden words of love, Lisa gave the man an emotional look.

Suddenly, she lifted the man's chin with her fingers and asked softly:

"Do you still remember the promise you made to me before you left?"

Si Bailu gently held Lisa's hand and said with a smile:

"Of course I remember! There are only two and a half years left of the three-year agreement!

"If my sister is still single by then, I will marry you!"

Hearing this unabashed stir-fry, Lisa's heart was filled with great satisfaction.

Maybe he didn't want his overly happy expression to be seen by the other party.

She broke away from Si Bailu's hand, turned and left, and said at the same time:

"Go catch up with someone else. No matter what, I will be here waiting for you... forever."

Chapter 340: Feeling guilty (Thanks to the number one melee mage in the Nine Realms for your monthly ticket support~)

Looking at Lisa's leaving figure, the smile on Si Bailu's face slowly faded.

Somehow, he felt a little inexplicable uneasiness in his heart.

But the source of this uneasiness could not be found.

I didn't think much about it and just thought it was a feeling of guilt caused by flirting with girls too much.

At this time, Si Bailu suddenly heard the familiar middle-level voice coming from behind him, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously:

"I hear fate whispering my name.

“Sure enough, fate’s guidance never goes wrong.

"We meet again, the son-in-law of the Lawrence family, the hero of Mondstadt, Bailu Si!"

"Miss, what you mean is... well, I don't think I need to translate when facing you."

Oz said, jumped on Fischer's head, and saluted Si Bailu with his wings.

Si Bailu looked at the middle-class girl wearing an eye patch and bowed like a gentleman:

"My noble princess, the dazzling new star of Teyvat!

"Your loyal retinue sends you its most sincere greetings!

"And Mr. Oz, your voice seems to have changed.

“But it’s still the same as before, full of moving magnetism!”

"Humph," Fischer chuckled happily, and then asked:

"It is the cold wind of the abyss that brings you back to your hometown.

"Or is the upcoming journey making you reluctant to leave and come back to see your old friend for the last time?"

"The last scene was too exaggerated, wasn't it? It made me feel like I was about to die.

“But the princess’s mind is indeed sharp.

“That’s right, I will be leaving for Inazuma soon.

"I thought it would be inconvenient to come back across the vast sea, so I came back to catch up with you.

"Of course, no matter where I am, I will always be the most loyal follower of Your Majesty the Princess!"

Fischer was delighted with the series of rainbow farts.

Her slender chin was slightly raised, and she patted Si Bailu on the shoulder:

“If you encounter any unexpected situation while traveling, chant my honorable name loudly.

"Although I can't provide direct assistance, I can still convey to you the belief in defeating the powerful enemy through the dark night sky!"

Si Bailu smiled bitterly and nodded.

I thought that relying on your unfounded belief, I was afraid that I would have died a long time ago.

But at this moment, he suddenly thought of something and immediately took out the bond book from the badge:

"If the princess really wants to help me, she can come to my side and help me!"

As he spoke, he explained the function of the Book of Destiny in detail under Fischer's confused gaze.