I'm not a loser in love from Dimensional Adventurer

"Well...we don't have to go find Henry, right?"

Alice swallowed and silently withdrew her gaze.She asked in a low voice, fearing that the two people around her would say, "We have to talk to him."

"How is that possible? We are not masochists. We are asking for trouble!" Visian's reaction was a little extreme. He shrank his neck and showed a very obvious expression of disgust on his face.

People with Henry's personality are basically at the top of Visian's list of "one hundred people you should not associate with". If possible, Visian would rather be his enemy than become his so-called friend.

What's more, they can hardly even be friends now.

"That's good, that's good..." Alice patted her chest exaggeratedly and exhaled a big breath.

After that, they quickly determined the target of the next conversation, and they chose to ask the knights present this time.The reason why Ms. Evely was not chosen was because she seemed to have some "important" things to do with Roy.

After watching Roy drag Evely away, Alice cheered up and slowly walked towards a nearby knight who seemed to be idle.Just now, Vician pulled her and told Caschia a lot of things about the identities he forged for them. She was a little dizzy, but she remembered them all.

Seeing that she had entered the knight's sight, Alice couldn't help but become nervous.She said to herself, "It's okay, it can be done," and spoke to the knight.

"Excuse me, who is a very powerful guy over there?"

As a trainee knight, John heard the girl who sneakily approached him ask this question. He raised his eyes and observed the other party vigilantly.

The girl's standing posture looked very reserved. Her hands on both sides of her skirt were slightly clenched, and the eyes on her face also showed a nervous look.

"What did you say?"

"I want to know what kind of person this person is. I'm a little scared of him. He gives me a bad feeling, a little scary."

Alice pretended to be frightened in order to restore the identity of the "timid noble lady" fabricated by Vician.

Her acting skills can't be said to be particularly good, but they're not far behind either.Henry seemed to reluctantly agree with her statement and began to introduce Henry.

"That weasel? He is Henry, Henry XII, a disgusting guy." Henry wrinkled his nose. He first looked at Henry, then turned his head and continued to look at Alice and said: "If it's okay, you'd better not Went to find him, he has a bad temper. Have you seen those people surrounding him? They... are all in such misery!"

After Knight John finished speaking, he nodded his chin in the direction of Henry, and then continued to wipe his sword without talking to Alice.

Alice failed to get any news, but she was not discouraged. She went on to find another knight and asked him the same question.

It's much easier to make progress in conversations with others when you start from a common enemy, and this progress usually leads to good discoveries.

For example, the knight in front of Alice, this young man named Clayton, is particularly talkative and is talking endlessly about things nearby.

—TBC—

Chapter 2: Mischievous Heart

"I just don't understand. What's wrong with him? He's so picky every day..."

Clayton leaned against the tent depressedly, his eyes fixed on Henry's direction and did not move away for a moment.

Alice followed his gaze and saw Henry scolding his serfs again.And this time, he went too far.

Henry shouted insults at a serf next to him.The serf was kneeling on the ground, holding a wooden plate in his trembling hands. The dishes in the wooden plate were shaking, and the food on them was shaking with them.

On the wooden plate were two pieces of bread, three pieces of bacon, and a glass of richly fragrant wine.This kind of food is within the acceptable range for Alice and the others, but Henry is extremely disgusted with this food.

As Alice watched, her heart was full of displeasure. She didn't understand why such food was not to the taste of the manor owner.She felt that even Wei Xi'an would accept the food with a smile.

None of the kings are that picky. Why do you, a small manor owner, dare to be so picky?What's more, this is war time, so we should be thankful to have such food.

Alice couldn't stand it any longer. She hurriedly bid farewell to Knight Clayton and trotted back to her companions.Now all the trouble-making cells in her body were ready to move, and her sense of justice drove her to do something.

"Plan, dear. We need a plan." Vician crossed his arms and looked at Alice with interest, waiting for the other party to give any reply worthy of his action.

Alice glared at him, and then squatted on the ground as if frustrated. She replied: "I haven't thought of any ideas yet, so isn't that why I came to discuss it with you?"

Caschia felt a headache. Less than 10 minutes ago, they had just unified the policy of "don't cause trouble without permission", but 10 minutes later, two of the participants began to eagerly try to break this rule. .

"Stop a minute, what do you want to do?" Caschia rubbed his forehead and asked exhausted.

However, what he received was a unanimous reply from his two companions. They replied almost at the same time: "Of course it will make him look embarrassed!"

Just like two uncontrollable children, Caschia deeply felt that he was out of touch with the world. It seemed that "old people" like him would never be able to keep up with the pace of young people.

But wait, he is only less than ten years old than Visian!

"Are you going to join in the mischief?" Caschia looked at Visian, who raised his eyebrows and gave him a look that said, "Aren't you asking for nothing?"

"Very good, no one is on my side." Caschia thought to himself. He coughed twice and joined the conversation of the other two people with unknown mood.

The addition of Caschia brought many novel ideas to Alice and Vician. With the help of this "elder", a simple prank plan was quickly formed.

"I'll catch the wild bird, and you'll cook it. I'll add a little of my special 'seasoning' to it beforehand!" Visian put his hand on the dagger at his waist with great interest.After briefly recounting Caschia's plan, he dashed into the nearby forest.

Alice and Caschia stood there and waited for a few minutes. A few minutes later, Vician came back carrying a chubby wild bird of unknown race.

This wild bird seemed to have been simply disposed of by Vician, and the internal organs and blood were discarded beside the bushes.What's surprising is that even after losing so many unusable parts, this wild bird still looks plump and juicy.

It feels like it was such a waste to give it to Henry.

However, Alice took the wild bird and roasted it over the fire. While roasting, she had to be careful not to be discovered by others.The smell was difficult to conceal, but Alice deliberately spread the smell according to the opinions of her companions.

It was very effective. People around him swallowed their saliva when they smelled it, for fear of saliva overflowing from the corners of their mouths.They were all very hungry. Their previous escape had consumed a lot of energy, not to mention the serfs. They had not eaten anything for almost the whole day.

The people who smelled the smell of barbecue naturally included Henry. Henry did not look at Alice, but stared at the golden wild bird that was being roasted by the other party.

I can't help it!very hungry!

Henry jumped up and walked in the direction of Alice with eager steps.He was starving, and a coveted roasted whole bird was a blessing from heaven. What?Are you saying this belongs to someone else?

He doesn't care, the one he targets is his.

"Why don't you hurry up and bring me this roasted wild bird?" Henry opened his mouth and asked Alice to bring the food in front of him. After finishing speaking, he sat down and followed him. On the "Human Chair".

"But, this is my lunch..." Alice stood up. She seemed to be reluctant to answer Henry's words. She continued: "If you want, why don't you find a way to catch one yourself?" Just come?"

Knowingly asking, if Henry had that skill, he would have done it himself... No, he wouldn't, he would still instruct his people to work for him.This was Henry XII and no one could change that.

Henry narrowed his eyes in displeasure, and he kicked the serf who served as his chair hard with his heel.The serf wailed, and the sound pleased him, and he became patient again to educate the ignorant and ignorant people in front of him.

"Bring it to me! You stupid pig, this is my territory, and everything here is my property." Henry said to Alice.

Alice's eyes widened in surprise, and her eyes were filled with water. She didn't know whether it was because of anger or fear.People saw her putting the freshly roasted wild bird on a plate, then holding it in both hands and handing it to Henry.

Several knights not far away could no longer stand. They wanted to step forward to stop them, but they were all pushed back by Vician and Caschia.

"Don't move." Vician stood behind Roy and Evely.Roy's nerves were tense for a moment. He turned his head and looked at Vician behind him, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Shh, just watch."

Vician raised a finger and pointed at Henry, who was about to stuff the wild bird into his mouth.Henry had no idea what they had done to the wild birds...

—TBC—

Chapter 2 Duke "Poop"

The deep male voice pressed on his back like a shadow. Roy turned his head and looked sideways behind him.

The young man who claimed to be a "mercenary" stood there with a smile, his hand loosely resting on the dagger at his waist, while his fingers continued to tap on the black dagger handle.

"You will understand as long as you read on. Be quiet." The man said.

It was only then that Roy noticed a strange feeling from his body. It was an indescribable and extremely complicated feeling.

Roy didn't say anything, but turned his head back silently.He stared straight ahead, and after a while, he found that the pressure behind him disappeared in vain.

Vician left behind him. After telling Roy and Eveley not to disturb the situation, he quickly returned to Caschia to prepare for the next "good show".

On the other side, Alice was lowering her head, waiting for Henry XII to stuff the delicious roasted wild bird with seasonings into his mouth.

"Speaking of which, what did Vician add to it?" Alice bit her lower lip, thinking in her mind.

No matter what Vician added to it, it was definitely not something beneficial to the body.He is a thief, an alchemist, and a king. His complicated identity makes him knowledgeable about anything related to "poison".If someone hung him upside down and shook him, many small bottles containing strange potions would fall down his pockets.

He is a mobile poison depot with everything in it.

Really, it has everything!

While Alice was thinking wildly, Henry had already received the chopped roasted wild bird from the serf.The roasted wild bird that has been cut by oneself looks even more attractive at this time. Underneath the golden crispy skin is the snow-white tender meat. There is a thin layer of oil on the surface of the tender meat and crispy skin. It makes people feel greasy, but makes them look mouth-watering.

The enticing aroma they exude becomes even more intense when you pick them up with a fork.When stimulated by this taste, saliva began to secrete in the mouth, as if urging the owner of this body to put the meat into his mouth earlier.

Henry followed his instinct and couldn't wait to stuff the roasted bird meat on his fork into his mouth.The bird meat tasted just as he had imagined, even a bit more delicious than the swan he had eaten yesterday.

This is probably the delicacy of ambition, right?The tongue-numbing spiciness penetrated into the bird meat. After swallowing, the whole person became hot and the warmth spread throughout the body.

"Oh oh oh oh! This is, this is... it's really a rare delicious thing!" Henry narrowed his eyes intoxicated.Then, he took the second and third bite, until the whole roasted wild bird was in his stomach. Then he wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin and put down the knife and fork in his hand.

"He? Is he okay!?" Alice looked at Henry in disbelief. The manor burped in front of her, showing an expression of unfinished understanding.

"Could it be that Visian's 'flavoring' failed?" Alice turned to look at Visian at a loss.Wei Xi'an still leaned against the tree trunk. There was no look of surprise on his face, only confidence.

His potion will not malfunction, it just needs... a short period of time to take effect.

After one or two minutes, Henry seemed to have had enough rest.He twisted his butt and changed into a more comfortable sitting position.He originally wanted to taunt Alice, or praise this fool for her decent cooking skills. However, just as he coughed twice as his opening remarks, he was suddenly overshadowed by a long "poof——" sound. His next words.

The source of the sound, if there was nothing wrong with Henry's own ears, undoubtedly came from under his butt.

This "poof" lasted for about half a minute, during which Henry felt not only shame, but also the mysterious warmth overflowing from a certain part of him.

What exactly happened to him?If you want to express it in language, it must be a sentence that is extremely vulgar, but can make people laugh.

Henry XII, this arrogant nobleman who disliked everyone, finally became a clown in public. Everyone watched him cover his stomach, tighten his legs and run away.There was a strong stench everywhere he went, and everyone knew where the stench came from, so their laughter was on the verge of being unable to hold back their laughter.

It's a pity that there is one person who probably can't laugh anymore, it's not Henry, but the unlucky serf who has been used as a chair for most of the day.Not only were his limbs sore now, but he also smelled bad, not to mention that his clothes, which were not clean and tidy in the first place, now had a bunch of yellowish-brown marks on them.

"Wow!" Alice watched Henry run away with strange postures. She opened her mouth in a daze, and then closed it suddenly after she realized what was happening.

She was still very close to Henry, and this mouth... ahem, let's not mention it.

Alice walked back to her companions. When she turned her back to everyone, a successful smile appeared on her face.Half excited and half happy, she pulled Vishian and asked him to tell him what he added to the roasted wild bird.

Vician reached out and threw Alice a glass bottle. The glass bottle was not big, only as long as three knuckles.There is still half a bottle of golden liquid in the bottle. It looks a bit like squeezed oil from the outside, but the taste is different. It smells spicy and very pungent.

"Ahem, it's so choking!" Alice fanned the air in front of her nose. She quickly put the lid back on and gave it back to Visian.

Wei Xi'an took it and stuffed it back into the secret bag. "A powerful laxative, just half a bottle, can make your enemy miserable." He patted his pocket, then continued to look at the direction Henry was leaving and said: "Haha! I don't think that guy can stand today. Let’s walk!”

He seemed to be in a good mood, and his whole person was filled with a happy atmosphere.Not only him, but the faces of the people around him more or less had smiles on their faces, and they were whispering about Henry's ugly appearance just now.

At the same time, I don’t know who mentioned it first. The title “Duke of Poop” spread like wildfire and gradually became a big joke in this temporary camp.

People speculated one after another about which hero had tampered with the roasted wild bird. After much guessing, the choice was always between Alice and the knights.But only Roy himself and his childhood sweetheart Evely know who the hero's true identity is.

Moreover, they were planning to find out...