Thanks for the invitation, I’m in Zongman, and I’m being crazily persecuted by the live broadcast

A picture emerged, a man and a woman standing in a sea of ​​flowers.

Mond??

"The dragon that has guarded the Free City for thousands of years finally became confused about freedom. Can the freedom commanded by the God of [Freedom] still be called freedom?"

Liyue???酨?osmium?

"In front of everyone's eyes, the God of [Contract] was murdered. At the last moment, he will sign a contract to end all contracts."

Rice wife 鋧?苤?紣

"The general is immortal, and the shogunate's period of locking down the country is endless. The God who pursues [eternity] sees what kind of eternity in the eyes of the world."

Sumeru? Tunmai? Xiewan

"Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom. Knowledge is the bait floating on the surface of the sea of ​​ignorance. The scholars in the city are promoting folly, and the wisdom of God has no problem with this."

Fontaine? 覦?狣

"The God of [Justice] loves all the farce in the court, and even desires to judge the gods, but she understands very well that only [Heavenly Law] cannot be her enemy."

Nata

"The rules of war are engraved in the body of living things. The loser becomes the embers of the war, while the winner rekindles it. The God of [War] tells the traveler this secret because she has a reason to do so."

Winter? Anvil? Farming?

"She is a god that people will never love again. She is a god that people will never love again. The reason why people follow her is because they believe that she will one day raise the flag of rebellion against [the law of heaven]."

Kanria? Nasty?

"In eternity without beginning or end, human beings will live a peaceful and dreamless life, but there are still people who want to dream in the blind spot of God's sight."

"Human beings have human heritage. We are not the residue left after filtering out the chosen ones. From outside the world, we have gained the power to deny the world."

"Now you who step into heaven and earth, your journey has ended, but you have not yet passed the final door. If you understand the meaning of the journey, then come forward, defeat me, command me to give way, prove to me that you are more suitable to save than me. She, then go and weave all her destiny again!”

The picture gradually turns dark!

[Yuta Tomigashi: This narration. . .How should I put it, it feels awkward, so good! 】

[Hattori Heiji: The gods have plated seven outlines of the luster of desire?What this sentence should be talking about is the Eye of God. The Eye of God has seven attributes that exactly correspond to this sentence. 】

[Sakayanagi Yusu: It seems that the water in this world is also very deep. 】

28 Erina is not ranked in the top ten and cannot be a mistress

'Tip: The live broadcast room will conduct a lottery in the live broadcast room after playing the Teyvat World video. Everyone who watches the video will have the opportunity to obtain the Eye of God! '

A prompt in the live broadcast room immediately caused an uproar.

[Ordinary Man No. [-]: You can get the Eye of God just by watching the video. If I understand correctly, that’s what it means, right? 】

[Ordinary Man No. [-]: If this is really the case, I will get the Eye of God even if I die in the live broadcast room. 】

[Ordinary Person No. [-]: But I think the probability of getting the Eye of God is very low. It’s better to hope that I will be featured in the video and become the protagonist of the video! 】

[Ordinary Person No. [-]: Forget it, it’s simply impossible to be the protagonist of a live video. Haven’t you seen it yet?If our world is a novel, then Artolis is the protagonist of the novel. 】

However, the video in the live broadcast room suddenly lit up again.

[Alice Nakiri: Has the video started playing again? 】

[Nakiri Erina: Am I the protagonist this time? 】

[Nakiri Senzaemon: Erina, me, and Shinagi? 】

[Nakiri Shinagi: Could it be this brat? Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could I agree to Erina being with such a carefree brat? 】

[Artolis: Is there a possibility that you would actually agree? 】

The live video lights up.

Totsuki Academy, Nakiri Residence.

An explanation appeared on the screen.

"You can marry my daughter if you want, but you must cut off ties with other women. Otherwise, I will never agree. Erina will not be a mistress!"

[Nakiri Erina: Impossible, I will not be a mistress. Who would like a scum like Artolis! 】

[Alice Nakiri: That’s possible. Erina might have pointed out that you already like this scumbag. 】

[Nakiri Erina: Shut up, Alice, you idiot will be deceived by this scumbag, but do you think I will? 】

[Nakiri Alice: Erina, you are the idiot, the big idiot! 】

[Nakiri Senzaemon: Okay, don’t argue anymore, let’s watch the video first! 】

"You can rest assured about this, Erina is definitely not a mistress!"

Artolis refuted Nakiri Managi's words with a serious look on his face.

The expression on Nakiri Managi's face improved slightly, but the next moment, the expression on Nakiri Managi's face darkened instantly.

"Erina is not ranked in the top ten, so Erina can't be a mistress at all!"

[Yukikinoshita Yukino: Not in the top ten? 】

[Rias: Yes, Artolis' wife will be me. 】

[Yukikinoshita Yukino:? ? ? 】

[Yunoshita Yono: Is this good?Ashamed of you Artolis. 】

[Kaguya Shinomiya: Otherwise, let’s kill him. Let’s all share a piece. I want the head. 】

[Hikigaya Hata: May all the scumbags in the world respect you as the King of the Sea. May all your good luck belong to me. May your bad luck be given to others. The meal money I owed you yesterday will not be paid today. , forgive me the debt I owe you, just like I forgive the love debt you owe those girls, save us from being single, because the scumbag, the pretty boy, and the emperor of the sea are all in your name, forever, Amen! 】

[Kiritani Kazuto: Amen. 】

[Sakata Gintoki: Amen. 】

[Silver Royal Bank: Amen. 】

[Tsuchima Taipei: Amen. 】

[Artoris: Hikigaya Hata, I remember you as a cub. 】

"Kill you, you bastard!"

Nakiri Shinagi roared immediately.

Nakiri Senzaemon coughed dryly and then said: "Calm down about this matter, Artolis, although your status is now higher than that of our Erina, but you want Erina to To be your little one, you must pass our assessment.”

"What test?"

"You also know that our Nakiri family is a culinary family, so if you can make a dish that satisfies us all, we will agree to let Erina stay with you."

[Artolis: I recognize this grandpa. As a top chef, it’s not easy for me to make satisfying dishes! 】

[Alice Nakiri: Super chef?If this is the case, then Grandpa, your condition is simply too easy to meet. 】

[Erina Nakiri: Special chef?What's the title?When did the culinary world have the title of super chef? 】

[Alice Nakiri: According to the news I received, it is another title that can be obtained by the world's top cooking talents. In the meaning we can understand, it means those royal chefs in ancient times! 】

"No, this condition is too cheap for him. I want Artolis to participate in the HEBLUE Cooking Championship!"

"So you want me to win this tournament?"

Seeing the proud expression on Artolis's face, Nakiri Shinagi said: "Yes, you have to win."

"One of the judges will be me. Understand, if I want you to win, you will win. If I want you to lose, you will lose!"

Artolis looked at Nakiri Shinagi in front of you with your chin down.

"No problem, how can it be such a small thing to defeat me?"

[Nakiri Shinagi: I always have a bad feeling. 】

[Nakiri Senzaemon: I also have a bad premonition. 】

[Nakiri Munue: I also have a not-so-good premonition. 】

Soon, their premonition came true.

The screen went dark and then lit up again.

"This is what I cook, nine-turn large intestine!"

Looking at Artolis in front of him, Nakiri Senzaemon asked Artolis: "Have you tasted it yourself?"

Nakiri Senzaemon asked Artolis with a stiff expression on his face!

"Of course not, because I believe that as an excellent cook, every dish I make is the best!"

"Then can you tell me what the fishy smell of the large intestine is about?"

Nakiri Managi questioned Artoris with a livid face.

29 Contemporary Conspiracy: Nine Turns in the Large Intestine

[Nakiri Shinagi: The fishy smell of large intestine?Bastard, how dare you do such a thing! ! ! 】

[Dojima Gin: Hiss, are all young people today so wild? 】

[Kojiro Shinomiya: This kind of person is not worthy of being a cook at all. 】

[Joichiro Yukihira: Haha, why didn’t I think of such dark cuisine? I understand, I’ll try it now. 】

[Soma Yukihira: Dad, this time I will definitely make a stronger dark dish than you! 】

[Nakiri Erina: This guy is simply despicable and despicable. You are basically tainting the food. How dare you bring such a thing to the table! 】

[Kobayashi Ryokan: Although there are many types of cuisine, this thing cannot be related to cooking! 】

[Ji Zhiguo Ningning: Why do you think this kind of thing is food? 】

"When cleaning the large intestine, I removed most of the fishy smell of the large intestine, but I retained a part of it. I feel that only by retaining a part of the taste of the intestine can you know that what you are eating is large intestine."