Ark girl won't like me

Why was my dad kicked out by my mom and asking my cousin to kneel down and beg for mercy?

And why is it obviously my cousin who picked me up, but it’s not you who raised me!

There were so many jokes in these words that the blond girl didn't know how to complain for a moment.

Cousin, I suspect you are lying to me, but I have no proof!

Trying to calm down, she forced a smile: "Cousin, you are not lying to me, are you?"

Chen Yu was surprised.

"Hey, cousin, how did you know?"

I knew my cousin was lying to me.

Before the girl could breathe a sigh of relief, Chen Yu continued: "Well, actually it was a sunny day at that time, and you didn't pick it up in the garbage dump, but in the trash can, a white trash can."

The mercenaries almost burst out laughing.

Cousin, are you a devil! ?

The girl looked at Chen Yu and her mentality completely collapsed.

I don't know why, but I always feel like crying.

Is there any difference between this and the previous words? !

Woohoo, cousin, you've gone too far!

This kind of thing should be hidden from me!

Wang Erchui, you have to be strong!

Resisting the urge to cry, the girl asked the last question with a sad face: "Cousin, why can you change your name, but I can't!"

These days, she begged Chen Yu every day to let her change her name, but she was always rejected.

Wang Erchui, it’s so ugly!

She must change her name!

"Silly cousin, it's not because you are not smart enough."

Chen Yu pinched the girl's nose and smiled fondly.

"hold head high?"

The blonde girl looked confused.

What does my cousin mean by this? What does it mean that I am not smart enough?Do I look stupid?

She was a little unconvinced.

"Cousin, I'm very smart! Besides, what does my smartness have to do with changing my name?"

"Of course it does."

Chen Yu shook his head and said with a serious face: "Cousin, it is not easy to change our family's name. If you want to change your name, you must answer a hundred questions correctly."

"In order to help you change your name, your cousin and I had to study hard for a year to successfully change your name from Wang Ergou to Wang Erchui!"

"If you want to change your name now, you must answer my original hundred questions correctly, but..."

Speaking of this, Chen Yu glanced at the girl, then shook his head and let out a deep sigh.

"You didn't answer any of the questions correctly."

The implication is that the girl is too stupid.

This sentence is not very harmful, but it is extremely insulting.

The girl's eyes widened and she jumped in anger.

"I don't believe it! Cousin, if you ask a question, I will definitely be able to answer it correctly and change my name!"

Seeing that the girl was not convinced, Chen Yu was helpless.

"Okay, since you insist, let me test you on the simplest questions first."

"Cousin, just ask!"

The girl patted her plump chest, feeling confident.

"A cow walked five steps east, five steps west, and two steps south. Where is the cow's tail facing?"

Humph, how could such a problem be so difficult for me?

The girl was full of confidence: "Of course it's to the north!"

Chen Yu shook his head: "Wrong!"

The confident expression faded for a moment, and the girl fell into deep thought.

Strange, isn't it Bei?

The mercenaries eavesdropping around were also distressed.

After a while, the girl said uncertainly.

"Then...south?"

"Wrong again!"

Seeing that Chen Yu denied it again, she was a little unconvinced and started to answer randomly.

"East, west!"

Having said everything from the southeast to the northwest, it can’t possibly still be wrong, right?

"It's all wrong!"

Girly atmosphere.

"Where is that! Cousin, you are not bullying anyone!"

Chen Yu sighed: "Cousin, no matter where you go, the tail of the cow is always pointing down!"

Girl, mercenary: "..."

I'll rub it. What the doctor said makes sense.

The mercenaries wiped cold sweat and secretly felt lucky that they didn't speak.

The girl's expression dropped: "Cousin, this question doesn't count, you can ask another question!"

"Ok."

Chen Yu shrugged and complied with the girl's request.

"Let me ask you a simple question, which month of the year has 28 days?"

Eh!This is simple!

The girl's eyes lit up and she immediately became confident again: "February!"

Chen Yu glanced at her and said nothing.

Isn't it February?

Although she was retreating in her heart, the girl still pretended to be calm.

"Then...March!"

"That's right, cousin, there are 28 days in every month."

Girl: "..."

She was dumbfounded.

Can it be like this?

Could it be that what my cousin said was true and that I was really stupid?

The girl suddenly felt that her IQ might be really bad.

The mercenaries couldn't help but sweat, worried about their own IQ.

What the hell, who came up with such a stupid problem?

"Forget it, I'm asking a simpler question."

Seeing that the girl was almost autistic, Chen Yu felt that she needed to be rescued.

Make her more autistic!

He had bad intentions in mind, but he was serious.

“What animal likes to ask why?”

"..."

After thinking about it, the girl, whose hair was almost bald, still couldn't think of an answer, so she gave up the treatment.

"Cousin, I admit defeat, please tell me the answer."

Chen Yu chuckled: "It's a pig."

The girl was puzzled: "Why?"

"what?"

"Why a pig?"

"Ok?"

Puffing up her cheeks, the girl approached Chen Yu and asked dissatisfiedly: "Cousin, tell me quickly, why is it a pig!"

Chen Yu pinched the girl's nose and smiled evilly.

"If you ask why then, you are that stupid little pig."

ovo!

The girl reacted immediately.

"Smelly cousin, you are the pig!"

She raised her fist, punched Chen Yu angrily, and then walked away angrily.