"Go, my warriors, and don't care about your corpses. Burnt or not, it doesn't matter."
"It's all black anyway..."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
"You are jealous of my ingenuity. It took me several days to make all these materials."
"So I can guarantee that this batch of chocolates I have is definitely the best chocolate in the world."
"They might even go down in history, so I'm going to give them a new name!"
"What do you think of the name Fickli?"
Zeng Xiaoxian complained.
"Anyway, as long as it doesn't look like chocolate, you can call it whatever you want."
"What are your next steps?"
Hu Yifei said seriously.
"Now there's only one last step left. I just need to melt the chocolate I bought and mix it with the ingredients I prepared."
"Finally, pour them into the mold I prepared in advance, and you're done!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said with wide eyes.
"What you mean by making chocolate is melting other people's chocolate and then solidifying it?"
"Then this chocolate becomes yours?"
Hu Yifei asked rhetorically.
"Is there anything wrong with this?"
Zeng Xiaoxian joked.
"Now I finally know why there are so many fake milk powders, and you can do it too."
"First go buy some milk powder and come back. Pour water to rinse it and then dry it in the sun."
"Then, this became hand-made milk powder, and it also has a nice name, Feilu milk powder."
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said humbly.
"I've already thought of the advertising words for you."
"After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and my heart is no longer beating!"
Hu Yifei retorted.
"Thank you, Zeng Xiaoxian! This is indeed a good idea."
"When I succeed this time, I will experiment on you first. If you can't die, I will mass-produce it."
Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.
"Who are you selling to?"
Hu Yifei retorted again.
"You can sell your fire extinguisher, why can't I sell my Fikeli?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.
"I rely on my outstanding charisma and irresistible appeal to the masses."
Hu Yifei asked while stirring the chocolate.
"How many bottles have you promoted?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.
"Four whole bottles!"
Hu Yifei burst into laughter.
"After all that, you've only promoted four bottles in the past few days?"
"Then why don't you hurry up and start tossing your short legs now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.
"Why bother..."
"I've already investigated and those two idiots only sold two bottles each."
Hu Yifei joked.
"You are really just three salted fishes playing a one-sided game, three blind men in a drag race!"
"However, I forgot to tell you. I just heard Lin Yun say that the bar downstairs bought three bottles of fire extinguishers at once."
"It seems that some people's dreams of being chairman are about to be shattered..."
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
"What? What now? The deadline is coming soon."
"Little Feifei, Feifei, Feifei Feifei!"
Hu Yifei crossed her hands on her chest and said.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, can you stop staring at the people around you?"
"We ordinary people cannot afford the new products in your hands."
Zeng Xiaoxian said in a mean tone.
"Yifei, you can't be unsympathetic."
"And you see Valentine's Day is coming soon, why don't you just buy a bottle?"
"Look at it. It's red. It's festive and safe!"
Hu Yifei said unmoved.
"I'm not that stupid. I don't light candles."
"And I don't need a lover. During this festival, my pralines are enough."
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei suddenly said.
"Ah! I forgot to drink wine in it..."
Zeng Xiaoxian enlightened.
"It doesn't have to be candles. There are many breakups on Valentine's Day."
"If you break up, you will get emotional. For example, you girls like to burn photos and gifts of your ex-boyfriend."
"This will cause safety hazards. Xiao Feifei, just buy a bottle and prepare it."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
"I'm from the FFF group, and on Valentine's Day, I just want to set fire everywhere!"
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian reminded.
"Yifei, it's on fire!"
Hu Yifei said unmoved.
"On fire? That's exactly what I want. I just want to burn down those aliens!"
"Zeng Xiaoxian, just give up. Even if I buy a fire extinguisher, I won't buy it from you!"
"I'm mad at you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
"You look back at your pot and it's really on fire!"
Hu Yifei turned around and saw the burning Fikeli, and said in a panic.
"Quick! Put out the fire!"
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly.
"Have you thought of me at this time? Do you want to buy a bottle?"
Hu Yifei pulled Zeng Xiaoxian's clothes and said.
"It's already this time and you're still here laughing!"
"Hurry up and put out the fire. I'll pay you after you spray it!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"A word is settled!"
Then he very handsomely opened the safety of the fire extinguisher and pressed it down.
Then, nothing happened.
The fire extinguisher made a symbolic fart sound.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, and then pressed it several times in succession.
"What's going on? Why can't it be opened?"
Hu Yifei shouted in collapse.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a murderer! You sell fire extinguishers, but you can't open them!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said in a panic.
"This is the latest product, and I haven't heard about it either."
"It seems that we can only use the most primitive method."
With that said, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed directly into the toilet.
Hu Yifei was fiddling with the fire extinguisher in a hurry. At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian ran over with a large basin of water and shouted loudly.
"Get up and let me do it!!"
Then...then a basin of water, which was really not wasted at all, was poured on Hu Yifei.
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