People in the apartment: starting from courageous acts of justice

"Zi Qiao's code name is Lu Xiaobu, and my code name is Ding Xiaoyuan!"

Lu Ziqiao said dumbfounded.

"You will die if you don't take advantage of me."

"Zhang Wei, what's your name?"

Zhang Wei said with a vulgar look.

"My name is Snake! Sisi~"

Lin Yun said in confusion.

"Isn't your name Zhang Yida?"

Zhang Wei explained with a smile.

"Which code name is too innocent, I want to give myself a murderous one!"

Lu Ziqiao explained.

"It doesn't matter whether you have murderous intent or not. It's useless even if you call Zhang Dapao!"

"The key is that you have to get into combat mode!"

"Listen! Did you vaguely hear the sound of a bullet being loaded?"

Lin Yun was very cooperative and used ventriloquism to imitate the sound of a bullet being loaded.

Lu Ziqiao nodded with satisfaction and said.

"Very good! Now let's assign tasks."

"In the next battle, I will be responsible for controlling the field, Zhang Wei will be responsible for the main attack, and Lin Yun will be responsible for the support!"

Zhang Wei said with a puzzled look.

"Uh... I didn't understand it at all..."

Lin Yun explained.

"When striking up a conversation, the lead attacker needs to be responsible for opening up a topic that the other party is interested in."

"The person who controls the situation is to ensure that the topic remains stable and does not go astray and become embarrassing and boring."

"As for the supporters, they are what we commonly call wingmen. When the main attacker is attacking, it is actually inconvenient to talk about many things. That's when you need me. I will improve your skills through indirect attacks and give you success. Sell ​​it out!”

Zhang Wei said in surprise.

"It turns out that there is so much knowledge involved in striking up a conversation."

"Lin Yun, it seems that you have been chatting up girls a lot before!"

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"I didn't know how to do it before. My teacher forced me to learn it."

"He said that when people are traveling in the world, they have many skills but not enough weight~"

Lu Ziqiao continued.

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"Zhang Wei, you must keep what I say next firmly in your heart. It will benefit you throughout your life."

"First, we need to find ways to keep girls away from their friends. The best way to do this is to keep girls alone."

"Second, the pretense must be revealed inadvertently. Don't talk about your deeds, it will be too cheap."

"Third, when working as a team, you must subtly improve your partner's image and taste. In this case, they will feel that it is an honor to be noticed, and thus become interested."

Zhang Wei raised his phone and said.

"I don't remember it, but I recorded it all."

Lu Ziqiao nodded.

"Very good! Zhang Wei, you have to remember that there is no rehearsal in our life, it is live broadcast every day."

At this moment, Lin Yun suddenly said.

"At seven o'clock, there is a short-haired beauty alone!"

Lu Ziqiao turned around and took a look and said.

"79 points, just right for beginners!"

"Let's go!"

The three of them arrived in front of the short-haired beauty.

Lu Ziqiao said first.

"Hi! Beauty!"

The short-haired beauty raised her head and replied politely.

"Hi!"

Lu Ziqiao quickly scanned the characteristics of the clothes on the opposite side, and finally decided to start with jewelry.

"Wow! Beauty, your necklace is so beautiful."

"I want to buy one for my girlfriend. What kind of animal is this?"

The short-haired beauty put down her guard and pointed at her necklace with a smile.

"Is this what you're talking about? This is a puppy Schnauzer."

"Don't you think it's cute?"

Lin Yun, who acted as a wingman, immediately discovered the key words and took the initiative to ask,

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"You like Schnauzers very much?"

The short-haired beauty nodded and said.

"Yes, I have two Schnauzers at home."

Lin Yun said excitedly.

"What a coincidence, I also like Schnauzers!"

"But compared to me, Mr. Zhang Yida next to me likes Schnauzers more!"

The short-haired beauty said with a smile.

"really?"

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"Of course, this friend of mine is engaged in animal research, and the subject of his recent research is Schnauzers."

The short-haired beauty asked curiously.

"Really? Then what is your research topic?"

Zhang Wei smiled awkwardly and said.

"What I'm studying...is which Schnauzer..."

Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.

"Issues of optimal breeding and postpartum care for the Schnauzer."

With the seamless cooperation between Lin Yun and Lu Ziqiao, the short-haired beauty was immediately interested in Zhang Wei.

The short-haired beauty said happily.

"Wow! You're so cool!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"Since you both like Schnauzers, I think we should have a lot of things in common."

"You can now talk more about breeding."

The short-haired beauty looked at Zhang Wei and asked happily.

"What do you like most about Schnauzer..."

Lin Yun and Lu Ziqiao smiled at each other and prepared to withdraw from the battlefield.

However, the next second, Zhang Wei, an idiot, said stupidly.

"Their meat, haha, is delicious!"

The short-haired beauty was stunned for a moment, and the next second, a glass of wine was thrown at the three of them.

Lin Yun subconsciously leaned down to dodge, thus avoiding becoming a drowned rat like the other two.

Lu Ziqiao maintained a stiff smile on her face, turned around and said.

"It's okay Zhang Wei, let's try again."

after an hour……

Lin Yun looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was full of wine, and joked with a smile.

"Ziqiao, I'm sure! The red wine in the bath is not as much as the red wine on your body."

Lu Ziqiao glared at Lin Yun and said.

"You're still laughing! How did you become a wingman?"

"You should be covering the host, how can you watch him die suddenly every time!"

Lin Yun spread his hands and said.

"There's nothing I can do. The host wasn't attacked. It blew itself up every time. What do you want me to do?"

"I can't turn back time or let him be reincarnated!"

Zhang Wei sat aside and said aggrievedly.

"Maybe I'm not destined to belong here..."