People in the apartment: starting from courageous acts of justice

"Rounding up, it's four point seven centimeters, (bfag) and then it's five centimeters, and then it's ten centimeters!"

[Second, violent maniac! 】

Sekiya Miracle pointed at the table football and shouted.

"Zi Qiao! One round determines the outcome!"

"If I lose, I will admit that I have shortcomings!"

"If you lose! You will commit seppuku!"

In suite 3602.

Tang Youyou sighed and said.

"Mika, think about it, if Epad has these shortcomings..."

Chen Meijia said excitedly.

"Is that the perfect lover?"

Tang Youyou said with a straight face.

"I think it would be more appropriate to call him a mental patient!"

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That night, the bar downstairs.

Lin Yun is performing the functions of a boyfriend, which is...

"This beauty treatment is really not in vain! The results are visible!"

Qin Yumo said happily.

"That's right! I did deep care on my face, neck, and hands!"

“Doesn’t it look fair and delicate now?”

Lin Yun looked at it carefully, and after confirming that it was completely the same as before, he nodded with a smile and said.

"You can indeed see it, but the difference from before is not very big. After all, you have good foundation!"

Qin Yumo became even happier when he heard this, and took the initiative to step forward and give Lin Yun a smack.

Then, Lin Yun repeated his old trick on Xin Ling.

In fact, he really couldn't tell which part was beautiful and which part was not.

Anyway, if you guessed correctly, it means the effect is good, if you guessed wrong, it means the foundation is great, and I have taken good care of it recently.

As Lu Shi said in the Spring and Autumn Period, it is actually very simple to coax a woman. You just need to make sure that every sentence is a lie with a hint of truth.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao suddenly ran over and said.

"Lin Yun, Guangu!"

"I finally know the reason!"

Qin Yumo asked curiously.

"What happened to Zi Qiao?"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Ziqiao wants to grow [-] centimeters taller through idealism."

Qin Yumo looked down at his chest, sighed deeply, and said nothing.

Guan Gu magically waved his hand and said.

"Ziqiao, give up, because Epad has my advantages, so no matter how you think about it, you can't beat Epad!"

Lu Ziqiao said with excitement.

"I know why he's taller than me!"

"It's because of his shoes. He was wearing the Invincible Height Booster that day!"

Guangu Qingqi recalled it carefully and said.

"Ah! A bloody horse!"

Lin Yun corrected him angrily.

"They are sweaty boots. Teacher Zeng's last dignity depends on those shoes."

Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

"So, he definitely gained height by wearing underwear. If we compete barefoot, I will never lose to him!"

Guan Guqingqi said nonchalantly.

"But that's only a difference of two centimeters. The gap between you and me is ten centimeters!"

Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.

"How can we know without comparing!"

Guangu asked curiously.

"How?".

Chapter 2: Participating in an art exhibition (please subscribe!)

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"I heard that Epad is going to hold an art exhibition. Would you like to go with me?"

Guan Gu magically turned his head and said.

"I won't accompany you to do such boring things~!"

Lu Ziqiao, who had already figured out Guangu's magical character, directly used the method of provoking generals.

"Really? He is a painter who holds an art exhibition. Even if I lose to him, I am convinced."

"At least someone doesn't have this temperament!"

Guangu Qi Qi placed the wine glass on his face and asked with a straight face.

"are you talking about me?"

Lu Ziqiao shook her head hurriedly, and then stared at Guan Gu Qi Qi with a playful look.

Guan Gu magically said excitedly.

"What's so great about opening a painting exhibition? It doesn't reflect the level of a painter!"

"You have to know that many of the things on display at art exhibitions are lies and are not works of art!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"If you don't compare with your own eyes, how would you know if someone else's artistic attainments are better than yours?"

"If you don't go, forget it. You're afraid. I can understand!"

When Guan Gu Qi Qi heard this, he said decisively.

"Go and go!"

"But he has met us, and I was not very friendly to him last time. Isn't it weird to go directly like this?"

Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

"Of course I can!"

"But we also need a wingman to protect our safety!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"You have a good idea. Tomorrow and Sunday, I will lie down and rest at home. Wouldn't it be better to have a drink at the bar?"

"I'll go crazy with you two!"

Qin Yumo nodded and said.

"That's right, Lin Yun is not free tomorrow. He will go shopping with me and Xin Ling in the morning!"

Lin Yun took a breath and exchanged glances with Lu Ziqiao for a moment.

Lu Ziqiao closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were filled with tears.

"Brother Lin! You know me! I have a fifty-year-old mother above me, and a bunch of beauties below me."

"What if Guangu and I get beaten up this time, won't my little aunt have to take in the widows?"

Qin Yumo said doubtfully.

"Isn't it just a height comparison? It won't lead to a fight, right?"

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"If that Epad has the same personality as Sekiya, and is more accepting of death, then it's really possible."

Lu Ziqiao came close to the three of them and whispered.

"It's more than that! This time it's a battle between real and fake Sekiya."

"As you all know, Sekiya is the last man of the island country and the first samurai of Yokohama!"

"What if I commit seppuku and commit suicide..."

Lin Yun said hesitantly.

"It's indeed quite dangerous."

"But I have to go shopping with my two girlfriends tomorrow."

"You know, nothing is as important to me as the two of them."

Lu Ziqiao said with a grimace.

"Lin Yun, can't the brotherhood between you and me for so many years be inferior to these two women?"

"Okay, I know your determination! Then help me prepare the bones of the small leaf red sandalwood..."

Qin Yumo held Lin Yun's arm and said.