Lin Yun said helplessly.

"I really never expected it."

"I thought you kid was just a little bit thoughtful, but I didn't expect you to be a person made up of hearts."

"Tell me, what do you think of me?"

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"In the past five months, you haven't touched me..."

Lin Yun was stunned for a moment and said.

"No? How do I remember the last time..."

Zhuge Dali said with a red face.

"Being in love doesn't count as touching!"

Lin Yun said while starting the vehicle.

"The amount of information today is really too much, I need to digest it."

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"It's okay, uncle, your mental quality is much stronger than I thought."

"By the way, let me ask you something. After you know all this, can you be my boyfriend now?"

Lin Yun said with a straight face.

"If you don't say this, I wouldn't mind playing with you."

"After all (bfag) you are still young..."

"But what you are doing now is obviously not a spur of the moment, but something you have carefully considered."

"So, I'm sorry I can't..."

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"Uncle, you don't hate me, do you?"

Lin Yun nodded and said.

"it's OK."

"I even like you more, but this kind of liking is somewhere between family affection and love."

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"It's okay, uncle, according to science, when people are in love, they will secrete a hormone called phenylethylamine, but this hormone can only be maintained for six months to four years."

"This is human nature, so it's normal for you to feel this way about me. We just jumped to the next step."

"After all, love will turn into family love in the end."

Lin Yun said hurriedly.

"Dali, you can't explain it with science..."

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"Okay, let me put it in another perspective."

"Uncle, haven't you ever imagined that you have a cousin who is not related by blood?"

As a veteran driver, Lin Yun immediately understood the meaning of her words and said hurriedly.

"No! Absolutely not!"

"My parents' family is a single generation of nine generations, and I don't have any relatives at all!"

"So there is no such thing as a cousin!"

"I didn't think about it, not even once!"

Zhuge Dali said with a smirk on his face.

"But the words uncle and cousin appeared quite a lot in your early novels."

Lin Yun hurriedly explained.

"That's all for the plot. I'll write whatever you like to watch!"

"It's not what I like, it's what I write!"

Zhuge Dali nodded and said.

"Oh, I see."

"Then why is there any lesson or cousin in your computer browsing history?"

Lin Yun said in surprise.

"Holy crap, you still have the browsing history on my computer?"

Zhuge Dali said happily.

"Uncle, I will keep this little secret for the rest of my life!"

At this time, Lin Yun sighed while driving the vehicle.

"Dali, what do you think the meaning of life is?"

Zhuge Dali reminded with a smile.

"Uncle, I know you want to scare me."

"But you have to think carefully. The speed limit on this road is 80. If you exceed the speed limit, you will be deducted points and fined."

Lin Yun broke through the skill instantly and said helplessly.

"You are too smart, I can't beat you!"

"I give up! I give up!"

Zhuge Dali said proudly.

"Then we are officially boyfriend and girlfriend now?"

"Uncle, please don't force yourself. Even if you reject me, I won't seek death."

"It's just that I am sad and may accidentally leak some things..."

Lin Yun interrupted.

"As long as you can convince Sister Yumo and Sister Xinling, I... have no objection."

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"I'm sorry, uncle, but my two sisters already know my true identity."

"I told them what happened right after we went camping."

Lin Yun asked tentatively.

"What did they say?"

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

"Sister Yu Mo was very touched by what I did, and then expressed her warm welcome..."

Lin Yun was stunned for a moment and said.

"Didn't she see the shadow of her past in you..."

"What about Xin Ling's attitude?"

Zhuge Dali said happily.

"Sister Xinling's attitude has always been that as long as you think there's no problem, then there's no problem with her at all."

"Uncle, Sister Xinling is really kind to you."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Yes, my two girlfriends are very good to me."

Zhuge Dali reminded.

"Hey uncle! There are three now!"

"Call me something nice!"

Lin Yun said tentatively.

"vigorously?"

Zhuge Dali reminded.

"It's not by name, why do you usually call your two sisters!"

"Call me whatever you want now."

Lin Yun swallowed awkwardly, then suppressed some strange emotions in his heart and whispered.

"Honey?"

Zhuge Dali listened and said.

"Uncle, I can't hear what you are saying!"

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"I called you honey!"

Zhuge Dali nodded with satisfaction and said.

"It's almost there!"

"Wait! Uncle, why are we still on this street!"

"Didn't you follow the navigation to change lanes at the last intersection?"

Lin Yun was stunned for a moment and said.

"My brain capacity is not enough, I can't react."

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