"This is too ridiculous. Teacher Zeng will definitely be laughed at!"
Hu Yifei said excitedly...
"Finally we can see Zeng Xiaoxian deflated!"
Lin Yun said doubtfully.
"Strange, why is no one laughing?"
Gu Xiaoli asked tentatively.
"Maybe he was petrified by the thunder..."
Zeng Xiaoxian continued on the stage.
“Today’s global Internet system is divided into four major regions!”
"Each area has an Internet ontology, covering signals through optical cables."
"The four major regions are named Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hutchison, and Ravenclaw!"
Lisa Rong in the audience said seriously.
"When you hear this name, it sounds very scientific!"
Lin Yun said in surprise.
"Don't they all read Harry Potter?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
"So, from a little spider to the Internet that changes the world, this is one small step for spiders, but one giant leap for us humans!"
The audience in the audience gave warm applause.
Zhuge Dali said in confusion.
"What's the situation now?"
Hu Yifei said excitedly.
"Look, Lisa raised her hand!"
Lisa Rong stood up and said excitedly.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, I am very excited after listening to your speech!"
"Some people say that the emergence of new media means the decline of old media!"
"But now it seems just the opposite!"
“The Internet comes from spiders, and broadcastables come from bats.”
"This bat eats spiders!"
Everyone in the apartment: "..."
Lisa Rong continued.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that you brought something that can open our eyes today?"
"What is it?"
0.6 Zeng Xiaoxian said solemnly.
"I know that boring language alone cannot outline the great historical significance of the birth of the Internet."
"So, with the help of Mr. Jobs's heroic spirit, I finally borrowed one of the four major entities!"
Zeng Xiaoxian opened the black cloth on the black box and said excitedly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the real Internet!"
The next moment, the audience in the audience picked up their mobile phones and prepared to take pictures.
Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly held him in his arms and said.
"The body is very fragile! Can't use flash!!"
Then by some mistake, the black box in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand fell out of his hands and fell heavily to the ground, even the circuit board fell out.
When the audience saw this scene, they were stunned for a moment, and then they all screamed and ran away.
In an instant, only Lin Yun was left in the entire venue...
A few of them looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally they all sighed together.
Chapter 4 Twenty Couple Tattoos (Please subscribe!)
a few days later.
In the Xinyu Bar downstairs.
Lin Yun, who had just gotten off work, had just walked to the sofa with a steamroller when he heard a conversation between a few women.
Hu Yifei asked tentatively.
"Did you bleed the first time?"
Qin Yumo said in a puzzled tone.
"Is there anyone who doesn't bleed?"
Lin Yun murmured in surprise.
"Damn, what are these two talking about?"
Hu Yifei nodded and said.
"Of course, everyone's system is different, and it's normal not to bleed."
Xin Ling said with a smile.
"Then I don't know. Anyway, I was bleeding at the time."
Zhuge Dali said with a smile.
"I find you all so brave."
"I was afraid of pain, so I never..."
Hu Yifei waved her hand and said.
"Don't be afraid, Dali, we are all people who have been here before."
"It won't hurt as much as you think!"
Qin Yumo said seriously.
"I heard on the Internet that as long as you go fast enough, there won't be any bleeding!"
Lin Yun coughed dryly and said.
"Um...it's not a good topic to talk about in public, right?" 15
Zhuge Dali said doubtfully.
"What's the topic?"
Lin Yun was secretly surprised.
"You're such a top student, you're so open-minded!"
Xinling asked curiously.
"Sister Yifei, when did you do it?"
Hu Yifei thought for a while and said.
"I remember I was in the first grade of junior high school..."
"You also know that if you finish this matter early, you will benefit early!"
Xinling turned around and glanced at Lin Yun, who was choking on the wine and coughing, and asked with concern.
"Brother Lin, are you okay?"
Lin Yun waved and said.
"Ahem, it's okay!"
"After learning this news, it's worth choking to death now!"
Hu Yifei said doubtfully.
"Is your life so worthless?"
"Many of my classmates did it back then."
"Has Yu Mo done this before?"
Lin Yun said in surprise.
"Huh? You can't!!"
"I still don't know if she is..."
Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo looked at each other, their eyes full of confusion...
Xinling said doubtfully.
"Brother Lin, why do I feel that what you think is slightly different from ours..."
Lin Yun said doubtfully.
"is it?"
Then Lin Yun leaned into Xin Ling's ear and said.
"Don't you mean..."
Xin Ling's face turned red immediately, and then she pushed Lin Yun gently and said.
"Bad guy, what are you thinking about!"
Lin Yun said doubtfully.
"I'm thinking wrong?"
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