Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"I seem to hear someone calling my name." Susie's voice came from behind, Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang turned their heads, just in time to see the slender girl walking out of the hatch.

But unexpectedly, Susie wore a two-piece swimsuit. Although it was far from revealing, it still exposed her lower abdomen and thighs. Lu Mingfei didn't see the scar on Chu Zihang's mouth.

Susie walked up to Chu Zihang and sat down beside Chu Zihang with her long snow-white legs, but she didn't take the fishing rod.

"Sister Su, didn't Senior Brother Chu say that you were injured?" Lu Mingfei looked surprised, "But you don't have any scars on your body."

"When I knew I was going to Portugal for a mission, I had a premonition that I might go to a place like the beach, so I went to the equipment department and asked for a scar-removing medicine. Although the group of explosive lunatics are dangerous, their technical level is beyond doubt. "Susie stroked her thigh with her fingers, "I have such a long scar, it only took a few days to apply the medicine and it all disappeared."

Lu Mingfei, a young boy, really didn't have the courage to blatantly set his eyes on someone's thigh, so he looked around, just in time to see another slender figure walking out of the cabin.

He was stunned for a moment.

Susie was wearing a normal swimsuit, but Su Xiaoqiang seemed to be wearing a diving suit. The cuffs of the swimsuit were wrapped up to the wrists, and the trousers were wrapped up to the ankles. Except for the face, hands and feet, everything was covered by the swimsuit. A nondescript sun hat.

"Little girl, are you going diving?!" Lu Mingfei was shocked.

"You want me to die, this is the deep sea area!" Su Xiaoqiang put one hand on his hip.

"Then what are you wearing this for?" Lu Mingfei complained, "No matter how you look at this outfit, you should carry an oxygen tank and wear a scuba lung. By the way, add flippers and it will be perfect."

"I have a body that is prone to tanning, and it won't turn white after a year of tanning," Su Xiaoqiang said with a dark face, "I don't want to wear a black body to take graduation photos."

"It's okay, a beautiful girl like you looks good in the style of black pearls." Lu Mingfei complimented.

"Hmph, you can talk," Su Xiaoqiang sat down beside Lu Mingfei, "but I managed to whiten my skin so I don't want to get tanned."

"Then why don't you come to the beach," Lu Mingfei complained, "Have you never heard of 'the best way to protect yourself from the sun is not to get sunburned'?"

"I seldom come to the beach." Su Xiaoqiang stared at him, "If it weren't for you guys coming to take a yacht, I would have gone shopping a long time ago."

"You don't have to come with us!" Lu Mingfei blurted out.

He thought he would be beaten back by Su Xiaoqiang, but he didn't expect Su Xiaoqiang to be silent all of a sudden.

Lu Mingfei didn't know what Su Xiaoqiang was thinking. His thoughts diverged to another strange dimension—Su Xiaoqiang was afraid of the sun because of his tanned physique. If he could research a super powerful sunscreen oil or sunscreen , Su Xiaoqiang doesn't need to be afraid of the sun?

And to expand this range, women all over the world who want to enjoy the sun on the beach but are afraid of getting tanned, shouldn't they buy this sunscreen?

No, there is no need for sun and sandy beaches. Women who are usually afraid of getting tanned will also become loyal users of this sunscreen.

As the saying goes, women and children's money is the best earned.

Especially women's cosmetics and skin care products - not only expensive, but also consumables.

The most important thing is that compared to those high-tech industries, things like sunscreen will neither attract unnecessary attention, nor will they trigger social changes or world wars.

Simply perfect!

Lu Mingfei silently put the sunscreen plan in his mind.

And in order to thank Su Xiaoqiang for the inspiration he provided, Lu Mingfei silently decided that if the little angel buys sunscreen from him in the future, it will be [-]% off...

No, [-]% off is too much, let’s take [-]% off.

At the same time that he silently issued a future discount card for Su Xiaoqiang, Su Xiaoqiang who had been silent all this time said: "Because you are going to take a yacht, Cousin Tulio will definitely not be with you, there must be someone to accompany you , so I can only go up."

"Is he seasick?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"No," Su Xiaoqiang shook his head. "My grandfather has four children. You have seen my mother, uncle and aunt. In fact, my mother has an older sister. I should call her aunt."

"Cousin Turio and Cousin Irena are both my uncle's children, and when my cousin was very young, his mother, my aunt, and our aunt both died in a shipwreck So he never took a boat." Su Xiaoqiang said softly.

Lu Mingfei didn't know what to say, he just patted Su Xiaoqiang's arm lightly.

Su Xiaoqiang leaned half of her arm on Lu Mingfei's body.

……

in the cabin.

"This is the fish you caught?" Su Xiaoqiang took out a small fish from the water basin, pinched its tail with her fingers and lifted it up. She stretched out her little finger, which was about the same length. She looked at Lu Mingfei and picked it up. Eyebrow: "Is it... so long?"

"Don't pick on the small ones, isn't there a big one?!" Lu Mingfei felt that he was being despised and provoked inexplicably, pointing at the water basin.

Su Xiaoqiang picked up another fish by its tail, then stretched out his middle finger to compare, the length was just right.

"Hmm! It's really grown a lot." She patted Lu Mingfei's shoulder with a serious face.

Then the whole cabin echoed with her piercing laugh.

Lu Mingfei had a dark face: "Why are you laughing, go fishing if you have the ability! If you want me to say, it's not because Brother Chu and I are not skilled enough, it's simply because there are no big fish in the sea!"

"Ah, yes, yes, there are no big fish in the sea hahahahahaha..." Su Xiaoqiang laughed even louder.

Just when Lu Mingfei was thinking whether to go up and cover Su Xiaoqiang's mouth, the old captain walked in from the cabin door: "Guests, it's time for dinner."

"Eat, eat, hurry up." Lu Mingfei was the most active, he really didn't want to endure Su Xiaoqiang's humiliation anymore.

"Uh..." The old captain's dark face suddenly showed a troubled expression, "Those two fish, are all the guests you have harvested?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Lu Mingfei felt as if he was being tortured.

"According to our contract, guests, the fish you catch will be made into dinner for free," the old captain said, "But if we have to deal with these two... To be honest, we can't find such a small kitchen utensil."

Lu Mingfei: ...

"Ah? Then aren't we going to starve?" Su Xiaoqiang pinched his waist and stared at Lu Mingfei, "You are fully responsible!"

"Don't you still have Senior Brother Chu?" Lu Mingfei quickly shared the blame.

"It's okay, President, you are already very good at fishing for the first time," Susie comforted Chu Zihang, "I will definitely catch more fish next time."

Chu Zihang was unfazed by honor and disgrace, and nodded calmly, "Yes".

Looking at Senior Brother Chu's girlfriend, and then at his female classmates... Lu Mingfei was very confused.

"The four guests don't have to worry about not having enough food," the old captain said, "We always have plenty of live cod and fresh shrimp on board."

"Then it's all right, serve it quickly!" Lu Mingfei waved his hand.

The captain rubbed his hands together and smiled honestly: "Forty euros a catty."

Lu Mingfei: ...

82. Chapter 81 Pirates and Our Lady of Anguonia

In the end, the rich and powerful Su Xiaoqiang treated the guests.

It's not that Lu Mingfei doesn't have money, but it's rude to compete with the host to pay in other people's territory.

The old captain’s cod is a bit more expensive than the market price, but it’s not an exorbitant price. The quality of the cod on the boat is much better than that of ordinary cod. Not only is there a chef grilling the fish on site, but also free lemonade, beer and rum.

It was only then that Lu Mingfei realized that the rum on the mini bar was not a pirate ship decoration, but really drinkable.

As night falls, the stars are reflected in the sea, and the ship seems to be sailing in the night sky.

The bonfire that had been prepared for fire prevention was just burning on the deck. Lu Mingfei and the others sat around the bonfire. The chef grilled the fish with the bonfire. His face was flushed, and a fire extinguisher was placed in an inconspicuous corner.

The old captain was also sitting here, eating the grilled fish he had bought "at his own expense".

According to what he said, he must be present throughout the scene of using fire in a flammable area, so that if an accident occurs, it will be convenient for him to direct the firefighting immediately. At least as the captain, he can die in the fire and live with the ship.

Lu Mingfei said don't make trouble, that's the style of pirates in the Victorian era.

The old captain ate his mouth full of oil, patted his chest and said, brother, you are very discerning. My ancestors were actually pirates, and they were famous and legendary pirates back then.

Lu Mingfei complained about why your ancestors were pirates, but you looked so proud. The old captain proudly said that his ancestors were the grand thieves among pirates. To make a living, but also to fight against unruly pirates and protect civilians.

Lu Mingfei groped for a long time, then slapped his thigh and said, "Don't fool me, isn't this the One Piece?"

The old captain became excited all of a sudden, and said yes, yes, his ancestors had the reputation of "One Piece" when they roamed the world.

Generally speaking, this kind of dialogue will not appear between adult men over the age of 14. However, there is wine by the bonfire, and everyone is drunk, and all outrageous things are blown out. The chef also said that he has seen legends in the sea The king squid in the middle of the boat, its shadow is like a dark island as it swims downstream from the boat.

Chu Zihang’s popular science king squid only lives in the deep sea, at least 200 meters below sea level. The chef is more likely to see sperm whales. The chef said with his tongue out, then I’ll talk about sperm whales next time.

Just as he was talking, the old captain suddenly stood up and said that his ancestors had left a saber, which was now hanging on the wall in the cabin, and he went to take it out to prove that he was not bragging.

He ran into the cabin and ran out again. He had a pirate scimitar in his hand. There was no decoration on the knife, but it was as bright as a bright moon and as cold as frost and snow. The enemy sword.

"It is said that my ancestors met sirens at sea... You know sirens, they are beautiful women with fish tails, who will confuse the sailors and eat them with their singing," the old captain was also drunk, yelling The tongue said, "My ancestors were unparalleled in integrity and bravery. He was not affected by the siren song. He sealed his sailors' ears with wax, tied them to the mast, and took this knife alone to face the siren. Ren, split them from the waist and divide them into two..."

Lu Mingfei interrupted him and said don’t talk, plug your ears and tie the mast. That’s what Odysseus in Greek mythology led the sailors to do. If he was your ancestor, your family’s history would have to be traced back to Homer’s Epic.

The old captain muttered a few words, then took the scimitar back.

There was a cheerful atmosphere on the deck.

When they got excited, everyone sang around the bonfire, first popular songs, then classic hits, Su Xiaoqiang and Su Xi sang a song "Ocean, Hometown", the girls' voices were ethereal and beautiful, but the occasional belch would affect the rhythm.

Lu Mingfei wanted to sing a song "Sailor" with all his heart, but he had only learned the violin but not singing, so he only sang a few lines. Su Xiaoqiang, who was so drunk and blushing, flew up, with one arm wrapped around his neck. He covered his mouth with one hand, and pressed his forehead to his forehead. His eyes were drunk, but he also threatened him to stop his voice. If he couldn’t sing, he would shut his mouth.

Lu Mingfei muttered in a low voice, no matter how unpleasant it sounds, it wouldn’t cause a tsunami. Chu Zihang nodded in agreement with a cold face, saying that sound waves would not cause a tsunami, but could only cause an avalanche in the snowy mountains, but that was only because of the vibration. relation.

The old captain can only speak Portuguese and English, but he can’t understand the Chinese songs of these people. In order to integrate into the crowd, he said that he can teach them a pirate folk song. The source of this song has long been unknown, but it has been popular at sea for hundreds of years. .

Everyone agreed that it was very appropriate to sing pirate songs on the pirate ship, and they simply held a glass of rum for each of them-this is the favorite drink of pirates.

Led by the old captain, everyone sang and danced around the bonfire, singing pirate ballads: "We are pirates / Fierce pirates / We hold wine bottles in our left hand / We hold treasure in our right hand / We are pirates / Free pirates / Beautiful girls /Please come to my arms..."

It wasn't until Su Xiaoqiang was infected by this arrogance that he gulped down the rum in his hand that was used as a "performance prop".

After drinking the fifty-degree distilled spirits, she blinked her eyes, and then fell neatly into the arms of Lu Mingfei next to her.

Lu Mingfei hurriedly took Susie to the girl's bedroom to rest - there are two guest bedrooms on the ship, one for girls and one for boys.

Su Xi was actually almost drunk. After putting Su Xiaoqiang on the bed, she also covered her head and fell on the bed, but she was still a little sober. She still reminded Lu Mingfei to help them lock the bedroom door.

Lu Mingfei took the key, went out, locked the door, and went back to the deck with the key in his pocket.

Walking on the deck, he saw that his senior brother had also drunk, and the chef had also drunk, leaving only the old captain standing proudly holding a wine bottle under the moonlight, and the moonlight shone on him like frost. He was really lonely as a master Like snow.

Although Senior Brother Chu is also of mixed race, he seldom drinks alcohol and is an honest person. If someone persuades him to drink, he will drink it.

Lu Mingfei carried Chu Zihang to their bedroom to rest, and then went back to the deck drunk to see if the old captain needed help.

Although the old captain is full of tendons, he also has a white beard. If the old arm and waist can no longer carry the chef, he doesn't mind helping him.

But when he got to the deck, Lu Mingfei found that the chef was no longer there, and the old captain was standing on the strings of the ship, praying devoutly in a certain direction.

Lu Mingfei froze for a moment, squinted his eyes and looked in that direction. There seemed to be a dark building on the sea, but because it was too far away, it looked like a Lego block.