Siheyuan: Selling my wife, do you still want to provide for your retirement?

This He Yuzhu!

Also...that's so unlucky!

Which god did you offend? .

Chapter 39 The unlucky fool would rather lose his arms and legs!

ended?

not at all……

Silly Zhu, who was severely burned, was pushed directly into the operating room for rescue!

After general anesthesia, he soon knew nothing...

When he opened his eyes, he saw a middle-aged doctor in front of him, who actually seemed familiar.

At this time, the anesthesia had worn off a bit, and Shazhu only felt a huge burning pain on his scalded head and face. In comparison, his ankles were almost nothing.

I didn't look in the mirror, but I could imagine that this head and face must be extremely miserable.

"oops!"

The doctor suddenly picked up the scalpel next to him and said with a smile: "There is still one more knife left, I will make up for it."

?

Silly Zhu exclaimed: "Are you kidding? Is this still possible?"

Then, he saw the doctor's hand holding the knife suddenly began to tremble, and the tremor was so severe that he was frightened.

"W-why are you shaking?"

"Haha! I have to ask you this!"

The doctor smiled and said, "That's how you shook in the cafeteria back then. You shook all the meat off the rice spoon!"

I grass!

Silly Zhu remembered it!

This doctor once went to the factory and was with several factory leaders. He didn't know what to say.

While cooking, I saw that he didn't like him, so I did the trick of shaking the spoon with one hand.

But now...

"no, do not want!"

How did it fall into his hands!

Silly Zhu, who had taken too much anesthesia, suddenly struggled desperately!

Damn!

The doctor's expression changed, and he was caught off guard by Silly Zhu, who touched his elbow. He lost his grip on the scalpel and dropped it.

Silly Zhu, who was struggling, didn't notice that the knife just passed by his lower abdomen.

Another accident!

The doctor was immediately severely dealt with by the hospital!

"Dean! I was wronged!"

In the conference room, the doctor said depressedly: "You also know that I love to joke! When I see an acquaintance, I am really just joking! Who knows how it could... develop like that!"

"That's not a reason!"

The dean said angrily: "The operation has been completed! It was obviously a success! Why did you use the scalpel to scare people? You must take full responsibility for this matter!"

"I-I admit that I was wrong!"

The doctor gritted his teeth and said: "But this He Yuzhu! He is too evil! It has been less than three hours since he was admitted to the hospital! He was admitted to the hospital because of a sprained ankle! Now...the corpus cavernosum has been severed..."

That's good.

The hospital leaders and other doctors present also felt a chill on their backs.

What kind of person is this?

Unlucky thing, right?

Throughout the entire process, the hospital does have a series of responsibilities that it cannot shirk.

Can!

How could it be such a coincidence?

It’s really...even science can’t explain it!

He Yuzhu, who still didn't know what happened, was sent back to the ward after some treatment.

Get him a different nurse.

This time it was a middle-aged, steady one.

As for the hospital, I'm really scared.

But when we met...

Silly Zhu immediately wanted to cover his face.

He knows this person!

Her name is Liu Meili, her deskmate in elementary school, the school's goddess and school beauty. Later, He Yuzhu and many boys chased her.

"Now I'm going to prepare your skin for surgery."

The female nurse said expressionlessly.

More than ten years ago, Silly Zhu had imagined such a scene in his dreams countless times.

But I never thought that one day, it would come true in the hospital.

The nurse was skilled in her technique and quickly shaved off He Yuzhu's hair with a sound of swiping.

At that moment, Shazhu felt that he was not a human being, he was just a naked pig lying there, letting the butcher take off its hair!

Ok!

Thanks for the burn!

She didn't recognize him, and probably had forgotten him after many years.

Forget good, forget good!

In order to relieve the embarrassment, Shazhu calmed down and said with a smile: "Nurse, thank you for your hard work!"

"What are you welcome?"

The female nurse said quietly: "Just because you wrote more than 100 love letters back then, I still have to help you."

hiss!

Silly Zhu's vision went dark, and for a moment he was so embarrassed that he dug his toes on the hospital bed to find his way out of the three rooms and one living room.

Hey!

wrong!

After being embarrassed, Shazhu suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Just now, the process of preparing the skin was very strange.

The one who took action was the goddess back then. Even though she was middle-aged now, she was no worse than Qin Huairu!

Then during this process, I shouldn’t have no reaction!

Is it because of burns?

Shazhu trembled, stretched out his hand to pluck, and worked hard for a while.

still invalid.

"Don't do it."

The nurse shook her head and said, "Otherwise, why would I need to operate on you? It's cut off now, so it's definitely not going to work! But maybe after the operation, there's still hope."

what? !

Silly Zhu felt dizzy for a while!

Are you injured there?

But I'm not married yet! !

God!

Why should I go to the hospital to treat my sprained foot?

I'd rather lose one foot! !

The more he thought about it, the more he collapsed. The wounds on his head and face broke out and severe pain struck him. Silly Zhu simply rolled his eyes and fainted.

Before he lost consciousness, a exclamation came from his ears.

"Come on!"

"That unlucky and doomed patient, something happened again!"

"Why don't we send him away! Our hospital can't bear it!"

"Oh my God! The director just said that during the operation, one set of infusion tubes was dirty!"

"There is some unknown virus inside! It seems to be very troublesome!"

"The specifics... are still being traced back to the source!"

Silly Zhu only regretted that he was so dizzy... that he was still a little slow...

Chapter 40 Xu Damao eats dog shit, so fierce!

In the courtyard, all they knew was that Silly Zhu had gone to the hospital because of his sprained foot.

No one knew that the hospital was like an endless purgatory to Silly Zhu!

Silly Zhu left in a hurry, and Xu Damao had to shelve what he wanted to discuss with him.