Popularizing elves: starting with the development of holographic elves

"Sister, I will give you ten super hots. Can you let Lin Mo open the server as soon as possible? I can't wait!"

"No more talking, I'll just log into the game and experience this PV myself!"

What is pain in this world?

Stopping taking it is not the most painful thing.

The most painful thing is,

When the server is stopped, a PV will be sent to you to tell you what content will be updated next.

At this time, the new expansion pack is like the claws of a sloth, gently tickling the curiosity of water friends.

Fortunately, the maintenance time is only two hours. If the maintenance lasts until noon the next day, I don’t know how many water friends will be unable to sleep at night because they can’t play Elf VR.

"Ya'er, don't talk about you anymore. Now I almost want to go directly to Lin Mo and give him cinnabar!"

"I originally wanted to go to bed early and get up early, have a healthy schedule, and develop my mermaid line, but I ended up being fucked like this, and I slept with a fat snake!"

"Brothers, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet. I will wait with you until twelve o'clock!"

Although Saozhu is also very anxious and wants to play the new version as quickly as possible, he will not really go to Lin Mo to ask him to update as soon as possible.

He knew that Lin Mo was not the kind to hang people up, so it was better not to cause trouble at this time.

At this time,

Lin Mo was holding a coffee cup in one hand while updating the server source code in an orderly manner.

On the side, his cell phone has been muted by him. Otherwise, once the PV is released, his cell phone will probably be so noisy that he will want to drop it.

Finally, amid the anxious waiting of countless people,

At twelve o'clock, Elf VR maintenance was finally completed——

The "Fossil" expansion pack is officially launched!

At this time, not only the major night owl anchors, but also many anchors who only live broadcast during the day are standing in front of VR equipment.

The sleepy saucy pig had dark circles on his face. After chatting with his friends about life for almost two hours, the message that popped up in the lower right corner finally shocked him.

"Hey, brothers, it's coming, it's finally coming!"

"Liu almost fell asleep waiting. If he waits any longer, he will really get upset."

Originally, Saozhu had been relying on exercise to develop the mermaid line as soon as possible, but the game Elf VR caused her sleep quality to be worrying for several days.

Every day before three or four o'clock in the morning, I can't bear to go offline. The first thing I do when I wake up is to start playing games and feed my eldest, second and third children. It is a great pleasure.

Every day I make up my mind to work and rest healthily, and then push this glorious and important mission forward to tomorrow every day.

As for now...

whatever!Mermaid Line is considered Mr. Mighty. Is it important to have my children?

Just start it and that’s it!

Because the patch pack is preloaded in advance, logging into the game can be said to be smooth.

Genie VR does not have a queuing system like other routine games, and then recruits a lot of members who skip the queue to make a lot of money.

Our quality is here, so there is no need to deal with these little things!

As soon as I logged into the game, the familiar spicy hotpot smell of Sichuan La City hit my nostrils.

On the side, Kirby came up and aimed at the pig, gave it a bear hug, and then directly pressed the pig under its belly.

"Kabi Kabi~"

Jucaoye and Nuannuanzhu couldn't help but come over and rub against Saozhu's calf.

"Ya'er, Gui'er, how can you stand up to him? He's so heavy. Get up, get up, hum."

The slutty pig, who was out of breath, quickly patted Kirby's big belly.

In terms of weight, he can be said to be unparalleled in the martial arts world.

But this Kirby beast is several times heavier than him.

If the game hadn't protected the player to a certain extent, he would have been forced into the hospital after this wave.

When the water friends saw this scene, they immediately laughed from ear to ear.

"Hahahaha! In my lifetime, I can still see a naughty pig saying that others are important."

"Kabimon used Taishan's pressure on the pig, and the effect was outstanding. The pig couldn't fight!"

"How come Liu wasn't crushed into a skinny shrimp? Lin Mo, come out and fix the bug!"

"The more Da Wa presses her, the more the audience will like to see it!"

"Pippi pigs, if the naughty pig is a cute girl, then will the big baby be Xiaoxuan?"

"Damn it! Brother, you discovered Hua Dian!!"

In the live broadcast room, friends were not stingy with their comments and gifts, and they refreshed their screens one after another.

The naughty pig, who was pressed under Kirby and couldn't breathe, patted the big baby's white belly vigorously, and at the same time, he did not forget to thank the water friends for their gifts and support.

"Ya'er, big baby, get up quickly and thank Fat Kirby for killing the pigskin bully alone for the ten super rockets!"

"Wow brother, I'm so embarrassed by your name...Thanks Kirby for being able to eat five super rockets from ten naughty pigs in one bite!"

"Brothers, if you hadn't used too many rockets,"

"I have to follow the network cable to let you experience a wave of overwhelming... Thank you for the ten super rockets that I helped deliver to Kirby."

"Okay, okay, brothers, don't send it away. If you continue to send it away, Liu will really be crushed to death by the big baby."

The naughty pig laughed and cursed at the same time. Seeing that Kirby seemed to be drooling, he quickly took out a general energy cube from his space backpack and fed it to Kirby.

Kirby finally stopped, rolled over from the pig, stood up, and gnawed on the energy cube with satisfaction.

"Hey, I'm fucking Sha Po Lang, how come our eldest baby can eat it so well?"

As soon as Sao Zhu got up and patted the dust on his body, Ju Caoye and Nuan Nuan Zhu also pounced on him.

"Nuan Nuan~?"

"pike~?"

The two elves blinked their big watery eyes and stared at the naughty pig with a pitiful look.

Erwa didn't forget to point the leaf on his head at the Kirby eating with gusto. Tears almost flowed from his eyes.

"Ya'er, how come my babies are so edible?"

"It's only been two hours since I last saw you, and I feel like I've been hungry for a century."

"If this continues, Liu's family assets will be eaten up by them."

"No, no, children have to control their diet...Ya'er, don't look at me like that, just forget it this time."

Saozhu shook his head helplessly. No one could starve a child, so he could only take out grass and fire energy cubes from his backpack and feed them to the two elves.

Watching the loving interaction between the pig-skinned bully who usually talks nonsense and the elf, barrage of bullets floated by.

"Damn it, this game is too real, right? When an elf is hungry, he will actively ask the trainer for food?"

"It was originally a very heartwarming scene, but it was ruined by the incongruous shape of the fat monster snake."

"Slut, I'll give you a few more rockets, so don't starve me."

"Two babies and three babies: What about me?"

"Let me go, do pigs feed energy cubes directly to elves?"

"Upstairs, you should watch Principal Wang's live broadcast. The piggy feeds the energy cubes by pressing them, while the principal feeds them by the pound..."

Many viewers were unknowingly fascinated by just watching the live broadcast, and many even forgot that it was twelve o'clock in the morning.

After feeding his babies until they were fat and fat, Sao Zhu finally stood up and patted his fat belly.

"Okay brothers, the certification system has been installed today, and the children's skill training has almost been completed."

"Liu never talks big, okay, today I will become the first professional trainer in China!"

Sao Zhu Xinxin patted his fat belly heartily, and his three elves seemed to have heard what he said and shouted together.

Although they don’t understand what the certification system is, nor what a professional trainer is,

But they know that the trainer is happy, so they will be happy if they follow him.

Because during these five days, they were so exhausted that they were out of breath.

Under the recommendation of skill trainer A Yang, Saozhu chose a five-day Crown Express Package, intending to teach his children a wave of skills suitable for them.

The most suitable move for Kirby is of course belly drum.

Pat your belly, no one loves you.

As for Sanwajucaoye, considering its timid character that doesn't like fighting very much, after some consideration, Saozhu finally decided to settle on the non-combat skill of photosynthesis.

As for Nuan Nuan Pig... now that Kirby has learned the belly drum, it can be considered as responsible for physical attack.

Therefore, Sao Zhu’s Nuannuan Zhu took an unexpected dual-blade route and learned the combination of sunny days and solar beams.

Originally, the water and rock elements were regarded as the attribute blind spots of the fire element.

But now... I'm sorry, not only do I have to turn on the sunny sky manually, I also want to blow your head off with a solar beam.

Of course, making up your mind is easy 0..

But what really surprised Saozhu was that he originally thought that the elf training in this game would be like other games, just click and pass.

However, in Elf VR, Elf training requires you to accompany the Elf in training in a real sense!

Just like Da Wa.

In order for the baby to learn abdominal drumming, Ayang not only found a Kirby animal that had already learned abdominal drumming, but also showed the baby the correct posture of using the abdominal drum every day.

Of course this is nothing...

What's really painful is that in order for Da Wa to learn how to tap his belly to unleash the hidden power in his body, Kirby has to tap his belly at least a thousand times every day.

Until this action is completely integrated into Kirbymon's blood.

Then, run around the playground, patting your belly as you go.