Popularizing elves: starting with the development of holographic elves

"Look at the distribution of its race value, whether it should be mentioned or not. Although the overall value is low, it is quite individual. The speed is as high as 80."

"Speaking of which...have I seen this elf somewhere?"

Sister Zhou thought for a moment, and then an idea suddenly came to her mind.

"Wait! Brothers, Magikarp!!"

"I remembered, I saw a player posting a guide on the forum before. King Magikarp is the degraded form of Gyarados!!"

"Damn it, brothers, you are invincible! Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados, why shouldn't this wave take off on the spot?"

"Do you remember the elves that the examiner brother mentioned before? He didn't seem to have mentioned Magikarp. He only said that elves like Gyarados would get extra points?"

"Does this mean that Magikarp is an extremely rare elf!!"

"Look, you, Sister Zhou, are indeed a genius!!"

Sister Zhou patted her chest with satisfaction,

As soon as you come up, you can directly catch such an awesome Magikarp, and it also has an expert-level skill called Water Splash.

Expert level, I have never seen any elf whose skill proficiency has reached expert level!

Although I don’t know what kind of skill this water splashing jump is, it is definitely not ordinary! ! !

Thinking of this, Sister Zhou couldn't help but smile like she didn't recognize her relatives, and felt like she had taken off.

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at this time,

On the side, the Swamp Jumper suddenly flew forward and came directly to the Magikarp King.

It looked at the constantly jumping Carp King, and a ruthless light flashed in its eyes——

"Water jump!!"

"Fuck, wait a minute!!!"

When Sister Zhou saw Shui Yueyu's violent behavior, a bad premonition flashed through her mind.

However, it was too late.

The water leaping fish suddenly screamed, accumulating a stream of water in its mouth, and then sprayed it directly at the Carp King.

boom!

The water gun suddenly hit Magikarp's body, pushing this ferocious Pokémon that had been jumping on the shore as if it had infinite vitality directly into the water.

There was a splash, and some water splashed up and fell on Sister Zhou.

Shui Yueyu clapped his hands with satisfaction and looked happy.

Beautiful, defeated another strong enemy! !

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room were also very happy.

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard."

"Sister Zhou, how do you feel that the happiness you received is gone just like that, and you were sent away by your own elf in person?"

"If I were Sister Zhou, I would release this water jumping fish right now."

"You are a quasi-king-level elf. There is a pond right in front of you. Just throw it away."

"Wait a minute, remember to give me the coordinates of the pond before you throw it away, and I'll go pick it up."

Sister Zhou looked at Shui Yueyu's innocent face with an angry look on her face, and she was immediately furious.

I finally caught an elf that looks pretty good, what the hell are you doing! !

"You...you little cutie, please be gentler next time."

Originally she wanted to be furious, but after seeing the cute appearance of Shuiyueyu, Sister Zhou decided to suppress her anger.

"It's okay, brothers. It's understandable that Yu Zai wants to fight. Let's just be more careful later."

"This fishing rod records the number of Magikarp +1. I believe that with Zhou's strength, I can catch a second Magikarp,"

"Go to the duck! A fishing guy will never be an air force!!"

“Mute Bride No. [-], it’s decided that it’s you!!”

With a shout, Sister Zhou swung the fishing rod again,

I saw the mute Bride No. 3 falling straight into the water, and started another [-]-minute bragging and spanking session...

Later, when the fish float sank to the bottom of the water, Sister Zhou pulled it hard again.

The elf that was pulled up from the water turned out to be...

Another red carp!

Good guy, the adventures of the little carp, right?

"Brothers, did you see it?"

"This must be the Carp King I had just now. Even if I broke up with it accidentally, we are reunited now,"

"Did you see it? This is called running in both directions. Loudly, this! This! Called! Two! Directions! Running! Going!!!"

Sister Zhou's voice was just a few decibels louder, deafening, and made the title of the mute bride even more valid.

However, since it was an exam after all, Sister Zhou didn't take out the Elf Encyclopedia to check the data of this Carp King.

After all, if a rare elf like Magikarp can be caught continuously, it must be the same one. Is there any need to think about it?

"Stop talking, I'm going to work harder to score points. King Magikarp wishes me to pass the exam——"

"Come on, Mute Bride No. [-], I'll leave it to you!!"

The third mute bride was thrown into the sea. As the fishing rod and float sank, Sister Zhou pulled hard.

then,

Appearing in front of Sister Zhou...

Another Magikarp!

"I'll go! Brothers, my fishing luck is also very good. I caught the carp three times every time!!"

"For such a rare elf, I should be the only one who can catch it three times in a row, right?"

"I wonder who else dares to say that my skills are poor!"

Sister Zhou simply chose to release the newly caught carp.

She is not a person who likes the new and hates the old. One powerful baby Gyarados is enough.

"Stop talking, mute bride No. [-], slap them in the face hard!!"

however,

When the mute Bride No. [-] died gloriously, the elf caught

Or Magikarp!

Sister Zhou's eyes flashed with solemnity for an instant.

Uh,

How do you feel... not quite right?

then,

Number five, number six, number seven, number eight, number nine...

All the mute brides and the elves caught were all Magikarp!

Sister Zhou was completely confused.

Before, you could brag about your superb skills in 4.9 and catch rare elves.

but now,

All those caught were fucking carp.

You call this rare?

"Brothers...I have an immature idea,"

"Do you think this Carp King is the worst elf on the street?"

Sister Zhou took a deep breath and finally proposed her unrealistic idea to the water friends.

And then,

A barrage passed by silently——

"Sister Zhou, I just asked the other examiners. Fishing with bait balls will definitely catch elves, but the garbagest elves you catch are the Carp King."

"If you catch a Magikarp, there will be no points, that is, 0 points. But if it is a Gyarados, because it is an evolved type and is powerful, one can pass."

"Oh, by the way... the examiner also said that if you keep fishing for Magikarp, it means that the fisherman is too bad and not very suitable to be a fisherman."

"It is recommended to change careers as soon as possible."

Seeing this, Sister Zhou was dumbfounded.

meaning is,

The King Magikarp jumping on the shore is not only not rare, it is even a piece of junk.