Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

Chapter 013 Have you learned it?

Taking advantage of the lunch break, Uehara Takuya and Kashiwazaki Sena found a quiet place one after another.

But before he could speak, two male students suddenly came out from behind, both staring at Uehara Takuya with burning eyes.

"Uehara-san, we have been looking for you for a long time, and it turns out you are hiding here!" The smiles on their faces were very enthusiastic, as bright as chrysanthemums bathed in the sun.

Takuya Uehara could only put aside the matter of Kashiwazaki Sena for the time being, and asked hesitantly: "I remember that you seem to be the head of the Kendo Club?"

"I didn't expect that a celebrity from the school would actually know me. It's an honor for me." The other party became even more enthusiastic.

Uehara Takuya, however, was very calm: "Don't do this. I've already experienced similar moves like yours too many times in less than a month since school started."

Their smiles suddenly stiffened.

Uehara Takuya pretended not to see it and said to himself: "If I guess correctly, you guys, like the football club and tennis club, are here with the idea of ​​recruiting new members to the club, right?"

"Ah, it was seen..."

"But you have to know that I am not good at swordsmanship, nor am I interested in it, so you will be disappointed."

"Wait a minute, don't reject Uehara Takakua so quickly. A famous book once said that even if you don't know the way of the sword, as long as you work hard, you will have the opportunity to become a great swordsman in the future."

"Which capitalist poured chicken soup into this?" Uehara Takuya complained without any politeness, and then joked, "But although I am not good at swordsmanship, I still know a little bit about kendo..."

Well, what Takuya Uehara is talking about is the legendary invincible swordsmanship, which is referred to as...

"So you are interested in the kendo club?" The two were overjoyed. Any student who is not blind knows that Uehara Takuya is very popular among girls.

If you can recruit a rare-level card, Uehara Takuya, then a large group of ordinary-level nympho girl cards will be included later.

"Not interested." Uehara Takuya refused simply.

No matter how the two of them tried to persuade him, he remained resolute.

When the two members of the Kendo Club left in disappointment, Uehara Takuya turned to look at Kashiwazaki Sena who was in a daze: "Have you learned it?"

"What?" Kashiwazaki Sena was confused.

"Just learn to refuse others. This is the first lesson in making friends. If you don't know how to refuse properly, your life will only become more and more difficult." Uehara Takuya looked at the blond girl in a funny way.

"Are you teaching me how to make friends? Wait, I heard that you don't have any friends yourself." Kashiwazaki Sena was a little unconvinced.

Takuya Uehara didn't bother to explain that he just suffered from social laziness, not social phobia.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Kashiwazaki Sena felt that she was being underestimated and hummed: "Don't think that I can't make friends, I am very smart..."

"Smart enough to confront the girls in the class without thinking about it?" Takuya Uehara choked her with one sentence.

"Can't I do that? They even said bad things about me!" Kashiwazaki Sena was angry.

Uehara Takuya didn't argue and asked, "What's the result?"

Kashiwazaki Sena fell silent.

The result was that her paper-like outer body was torn apart by the girls, revealing her fragile and ugly girl's heart in front of everyone.

In the argument just now, no one spoke for her from beginning to end.

In other words, her group of licking dogs originally planned to join the battlefield, but she arrogantly refused.

Even this siege incident was because she was extremely rude and unceremonious from the beginning, and directly released a wide range of AOEs. This led to several girls in the class who were willing to talk to her not to help at all. .

"Now you understand?" Uehara Takuya pointed at his head, "You are indeed a stupid woman."

"I'm not stupid! I'm good at studies, and my athletic ability is very good. Whether it's running or tennis, I'm good at it." Kashiwazaki Sena blushed and retorted loudly.

"Studying well has nothing to do with being a human being... Forget it, let me ask you, why do people have two eyes?" Uehara Takuya knew that he couldn't fight against a girl with her temperament.

Girls seem to have a natural ability when it comes to quarreling.

"what?"

Kashiwazaki Sena didn't expect that Taku Uehara would suddenly ask this.

But she also knew that as long as she answered correctly, Takuya Uehara would not have the right to say that she was stupid.

But this question...

She hesitated for a long time, and finally whispered in a low voice without confidence: "Isn't this something that has always existed?"

"Wrong answer, you are really stupid." Uehara Takuya commented.

Kashiwazaki Sena's eyes widened in embarrassment: "Then tell me, what is the correct answer?"

Uehara Takuya said: "Because humans have one left eye and one right eye. According to the law of one plus one equals two, humans have two eyes."

A question mark slowly appeared on Kashiwazaki Sena's fair forehead.

Her face turned redder and her chest kept rising and falling: "You are teasing me! You are such a bad person and you should go to the eighteenth level of hell."

Ah, if I can go to R18 hell, then I don't mind.

Uehara Takuya was angry at her, and he was already thinking about working part-time at a restaurant today.

The owner of that restaurant had something in common with the school club. It was obvious that Uehara Takuya's cooking skills were very average and could only be considered as enough to fill his stomach.

However, the boss generously allowed Uehara Takuya to become an apprentice, and the salary was higher than others.

At first, he didn't understand what his boss was doing. It wasn't until more and more OL ladies came to the store every day that he suddenly realized that his appearance was being used as a tool by the boss.

Men are lustful, and so are women.

When you are full and warm, you think about lust. In modern terms, that is the sex cycle of hunger.

However, most women are very reserved when they are alone.But if a group of women show up, they seem to have the [Team Courage Increase] buff, and their oral sex is no worse than that of men.

Regarding this point, if you have a good female friend, you can ask her what the girls' dormitory is usually like, and you will have a clear idea.

"Hey, why aren't you talking?" Kashiwazaki Sena originally thought that Uehara Taku would also retort, but the latter suddenly became quiet. This atmosphere made her feel very uncomfortable.

Through today's incident, she also knew that she had a big social problem, even serious.

And the Mr. Lone Ranger in front of her seemed to be much better than her.

If he is willing, I can give him a chance to make friends with her.

Kashiwazaki Sena thought arrogantly.

"First of all, I don't say hello. Secondly, if you want to make friends, you should go find someone else, not me." Uehara Takuya shook his head.

Kashiwazaki Sena was shocked. Can this person read minds?How does he know what I'm thinking?

Chapter 014 Yukino: I need Uehara Takuya to help me investigate Uehara Takuya

"Don't put on that surprised expression, because you don't hide your thoughts at all. Whatever you think of will always show on your face."

Uehara Takuya once again guessed what Kashiwazaki Sena was thinking and said it directly without hiding it.

"Yes, it's so obvious..."

Kashiwazaki Sena's cheeks felt slightly hot. No one had told her this before.

"That's because you are surrounded by flower protectors headed by you, and they won't remind you." Uehara Takuya said.

Kashiwazaki Sena bit her lip lightly, her red eyes flickered a few times, she lowered her head, drew circles on the ground with her toes, and said in a low voice: "What if I said, I want to make friends with you? "

"Huh?" Uehara Takuya frowned. Didn't he just refuse?

Seeing that he didn't directly or refuse, Kashiwazaki Sena quickly raised her head, looked at his doubtful eyes, unconsciously raised her smooth chin and said, "I mean, I can give you a chance to become Sena-sama's friend."

"Sena-sama or something...you sound very proud?"

"Of course! If you agree, then I can step on your head as a reward."

"It doesn't matter whether you step on me or not. What I'm more curious about is, can you not wear shoes when you step on me? It would be better if you can wear stockings by the way."

"..."

Kashiwazaki Sena took a few steps back in horror, pointed at Takuya Uehara's face, and stammered, "Are you a pervert?"

What's wrong with men being perverted?

What's more, I've even been a dog.

Uehara Takuya was about to speak when he suddenly thought of Ami Kawashima, who was about to transfer to another school.

So he laughed.

"Why are you laughing..." Kashiwazaki Sena blushed a little and didn't dare to look directly at Uehara Takuya's smiling face.

She obviously doesn't like watching idol dramas, so why does her heart beat faster?

"I was just thinking, if you really want to make friends, then please wait patiently for a few days. Then a friend who is very interested in you will arrive." Uehara Takuya also became the Riddler for a while.

Then he hurriedly spoke before Kashiwazaki Sena asked: "You have offended all your classmates now. If you don't want to become notorious, try to curb your bad temper."

Kashiwazaki Sena subconsciously opened her mouth: "But..."

"I know what you want to say. Even if you remember my words, your brain will still involuntarily force you to say those outrageous things." Uehara Takuya interrupted her.

This kind of coercion is naturally a very bad habit. It is similar to the wine table culture in some parts of China. It is simply called forcing you, forcing you to drink!

"I...I know." Kashiwazaki Sena whispered, "Don't be mean to me. It's not like I can't understand human speech."

"That's it for the time being. Thanks to you, I didn't even finish my lunch today." Uehara Takuya sighed. Every day when he eats and sleeps, he enjoys relaxing moments.

Kashiwazaki Sena quickly patted her chest: "I can treat you to dinner."

"No, I'm going back to the classroom first."

Uehara Takuya declined her invitation.

Although Kashiwazaki Sena meets the condition of "stunning beauty".

But studying makes him happier.

As for "stunning beauty", it means that when a woman lowers her head so that her toes are not visible, she is extremely beautiful in the world.

Among the people he knows, the only one who can fit this point is Kashiwazaki Sena.

The friend he recommended to the other party was naturally Kawashima Ami.

It just so happens that Kawashima Ami is lonely, and having one more friend is not a bad thing.