Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

"That's for sure. The prairie still has great charm."

"Then why did you turn into a parrot this time? And it's Kashiwazaki Sena's parrot?" Yukino asked abruptly.

Uehara Takuya is a man who is thick and thin, just like Kashiwazaki Sena is a girl who is big and small.

He could hear Yukino's unhappy mood and smiled helplessly: "If I said this was an accident, would you believe it?"

"I believe."

Unexpectedly, Yukino spoke without hesitation.

This time it was Uehara Takuya's turn to be surprised: "You just believe that?"

"I know you wouldn't lie to me about something like this." Yukino didn't even notice it. When she said this with a smile, she felt sweet.

To be precise, from the moment you meet the other person, as long as you ask, the other person's answers are not lies.

She still has the ability to detect lies.

Then she asked, "How long do you plan to stay with that parrot?"

"Actually, parrots are not very attractive to me." Uehara Takuya said frankly.

Currently, the thing that attracts him the most about the macaw is the [Far Sight] skill.

However, no matter how strong the [far-sightedness] is, it is impossible to be as clairvoyant and clairvoyant as Erwa in Ten Cold.

"I should go there a few more times, and then I won't go." Uehara Takuya thought for a while, and after getting the experience points, he could stop.

Yukino said nothing again.

I quietly watched an episode of the Three Prairie Brothers program with him.

"Why do you use double speed when watching the show?" After watching the show, Yukino still couldn't hold back the doubts in her heart.

"Because I'm not very interested in this show." Uehara Takuya smiled. All he cared about was the safety of the three brothers.

"Then you still watch?" Xueno wanted to give him a look.

"I have to let you relax, otherwise you will definitely still care about the stockings."

"I've obviously almost forgotten about it, but now it's you who reminded me of it. Do you need me to say thank you?" Yukino was ashamed and angry.

"There's no need to be so polite between us, just give it a discount."

Uehara Takuya turned off the program smoothly, but the pop-up advertisement next to the web page caught his attention.

"Are all the advertisements for Haitian soy sauce here?" Takuya Uehara looked amused.

This is the famous soy sauce advertisement.

"What's wrong with the soy sauce?" Yukino was puzzled.

"It's nothing, I just thought of a joke that you don't understand."

"Haha, it seems that you have learned some knowledge from me, and you feel that your wings have become stronger and you can challenge my status?"

Hearing what Yukino said, Uehara Takuya smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you."

"I'm all ears." Yukino was very confident.

"Do you know the [Haitian Feast]? It's a banquet held by the rich in Sanya, China."

Yukino felt the pressure instantly: "I've never heard of it at all."

Damn it, where did this guy know so many things that I don't know?

Just like the joke about death row prisoners last time, she also figured it out after checking the information.

Only now that she heard Uehara Takuya raise his head, she knew that her confident words just now were still too early.

"The idea I just thought of is that if people who don't know the Haitian Feast heard this word, they might think it was a banquet hosted by Haitian Soy Sauce. Maybe the picture that appeared in their minds was that of hundreds of people at the banquet. Hold the Haitian Soy Sauce high and shout "Cheers", and then drink a hundred bottles of Haitian Soy Sauce."

Uehara Takuya heard her uncomfortable emotions, and he didn't hold it back and just laughed out loud.

Xue Nai: "..."

I really didn't understand what he was saying.

But that didn't stop her from complaining: "Drinking a hundred bottles of soy sauce will kill you."

"As expected of Yukino-sensei, he immediately knew how to cover up his embarrassment by changing the focus."

Yukino stopped talking.

I'm so angry. This bastard seems to have a lot more knowledge than me in some aspects.

"I have decided that I will start learning Chinese from tomorrow." Yukino said without hesitation.

"Just to understand the jokes I said?" Uehara Takuya asked with a smile.

Yukino pretended to be calm: "No, I just want to give you a severe blow in what you are good at."

"Then I'll wait and see."

"Then you have to watch carefully."

Yukino was obviously on fire.

Uehara Takuya just smiled.

There are so many things you can do with Chinese memes. Even for a smart girl like Yukino, it would probably take a long time to fully understand the profoundness of Chinese.

For example, horse racing betting is very popular here in Neon. If it is an irregular horse racing, can it be called a private horse racing?

If you are a highly skilled rider, riding a horse to show off your skills, and using your horse's butt as a pickup truck to drift, is also called horsemanship.

As for those gamblers who lose money on horse racing and borrow money everywhere, they will owe a lot loan...

Yukino, who likes challenges, added a lot of tasks to herself during this conversation.

[Set a small goal first, let this bastard know how powerful I am! 】

Yukino is very confident in her learning ability.

Besides, she is also ready to work hard for a long time.

In the following time, Uehara Takuya basically talked with her about interpersonal relationships.

But there's not much I can say.

Because Takuya Uehara knows very well how good Yukino's two-part business is.

All he could do was allow Yukino to control her emotions a little when she couldn't help but mock others.

Before ending the experience, Uehara Takuya stretched out and asked with a smile: "Yukino-sensei really doesn't want to show me wearing black stockings?"

Yukino, who was still digesting the knowledge he said, suddenly felt shy again.

But this time, she didn't change the subject.

He just endured the shyness and said: "Next time, definitely."

Uehara Takuya: "..."

He knew Yukino wouldn't lie about such a trivial matter.

It's just that he's not sure when the "next time" Yukino mentioned is?

This winter can be the next time, and next winter can also be counted as the next time.

"When is the next time you're talking about? It won't become a series in my lifetime, right?"

The second before leaving the experience, Uehara Takuya let out a feeble cry.

Yukino regained control, stood up and came to the sofa. When she saw the box of black stockings she bought specially, her little face was already bright red.

"What an idiot. When I said next time, it must be the next time we meet..."

Yukino blushed and smiled for a while, then unpacked the package, lifted up her skirt, lifted her legs, and put on the newly bought pair of stockings.

When she came to stand in front of the mirror, she shyly and proudly looked at the soft figure reflected in the mirror.

A beautiful girl always exudes a youthful and sweet atmosphere. Whether it is her waist or her legs, they have a soft but elastic feeling.

The smile on the girl's face in the mirror is shy, but also filled with satisfaction that she has beautiful legs and a slender waist.

Then she slowly stretched her hand toward the mirror until she touched the smooth mirror surface. She chuckled and murmured: "If you really want to see me wearing this, then I'll show it to you."

In the next few days, Takuya Uehara was busy grinding out experience points for the parrot.

On Friday, when he was working part-time in the store, he thought that after teaching Kashiwazaki Sena how to swim tomorrow, he would go and talk to Yukino to see if what she said about “definitely next time” was consistent with what a certain station’s audience said about “definitely next time.” It's the same style.

If that were the case, he would probably have to wait until the end of the Year of the Monkey.

"Qingshan, are you okay?"

The voice of a colleague in the store interrupted his thoughts.

He subconsciously turned his head. The young female colleague next to Nanami Aoyama looked worried and concerned.

"I'm fine." Nanami Aoyama forced out a smile. She usually had a sweet smile, but now it didn't look good.

"You look so ugly and you still say you're fine? Why don't you just ask for leave today?"

"It's okay, I do this all the time, it's just a small problem."

Aoyama Nanami waved her hand and was about to do something, but found someone stopping her.

The girl raised her head in surprise and saw Takuya Uehara pointing at the top of her head and asking with an inscrutable expression: "Do you know how the store manager lost all his hair?"

Aoyama Nanami was stunned: "How did it fall?"

"It's because you work hard to make money every day, so in the end the store manager can have the hairstyle of a strong man." Uehara Takuya said extremely seriously, "If Aoyama-san wants to become bald, then go for it."

Aoyama Nanami was shocked.

Chapter 091 The War Between Girls

"Uehara-kun, are you kidding?"

Aoyama Nanami was now panicking.

Since the last time she heard the store manager bragging, she would always take a peek at the store manager's bald head from time to time during her part-time job in the store.

Sometimes, if the other person happens to be standing under the light, the shiny top of his head will reflect light.