Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

She actually wanted to invite the other party to sit at home.

It was just her reserve that was causing trouble, and she was unable to speak out in the end.

"Since Aunt Yuigahama was able to notice it immediately, then Tachibana-sensei and the others should also have discovered it, right?"

The girl returned home full of worries.

On Monday, Uehara Takuya discovered that Hiratsuka Shizuka had not been embarrassed to look at him since he entered the classroom.

This scene is exactly the same as everyone’s first trip to Sapporo.

It's just that the two had an awkward encounter in a hot spring.

But this time, it was because of Hiratsuka Shizuka's guillotine.

Her guillotine is certainly not as powerful as the Noxian guillotine.

But I couldn't stand the atmosphere that night was too fragrant and ambiguous.

Even a mature woman like Shizuka Hiratsuka could not withstand certain emotions squeezed in her heart by years of loneliness.

This led to her sneaking into the bathroom alone that night and entering the sage time through some method.

Uehara Takuya was happy that Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't come to him. He could just take advantage of his free time to think about how to use his identity as an alien to contact Yuigahama Yui and the others.

These girls are clearly obsessed with aliens and have been looking forward to their next encounter all day long.

Uehara Takuya couldn't help but think about how they would feel if they knew that the so-called aliens were created by themselves.

"Uehara, do you think Naito is a pervert?"

At this time, his thoughts were interrupted by a conversation from a classmate next to him.

When he turned around, he saw that the male students who usually liked to gather together were all looking at him.

"What's wrong with Naito?"

Uehara Takuya is still impressed by this surname.

Because when the other party was punished to clean the swimming pool, he deceived him about the dead sister in the swimming pool, causing him to squat in the swimming pool all day.

The person who just spoke said angrily: "We were talking about Pokémon just now, but Naito started talking about Eevee himself."

Takuya Uehara was startled: "Isn't Eevee a character in Pokémon?"

"That's true, but the topic of his conversation was a bit crooked... Well, let me put it this way, we were talking about which elf was more powerful, and what he cared about most was which elf was more beautiful and suitable to be a woman. friend."

"what?"

Uehara Takuya also showed a surprised expression this time.

A boy named Naito retorted guiltily: "Isn't Ibrahimovic cute?"

"It's cute, but it's an elf. Do you still have thoughts about elves?" Uehara Takuya said subconsciously.

Unexpectedly, someone next to me whispered: "I think it's okay. After all, I've seen people covet the Tenmeon from "Digimon"."

As soon as these words came out, everyone, including Uehara Takuya, looked at each other and laughed in tacit understanding.

"Makes sense."

"It makes sense."

"As expected of Fukuda, I easily thought of everyone's favorite Digimon."

Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Naito added, "Have you ever bought a Poké Ball?"

"Never bought it." Uehara Takuya shook his head.

Others are about the same.

Naito immediately lowered his voice: "I thought about it carefully last night. Isn't the setting of the Poké Ball just to put things in it and then open it at any time to put things out?"

"So?" Uehara Takuya and others looked at him in confusion.

Naito laughed and said, "If I open my grandpa's urn, can it also be used as a Poké Ball?"

"..."

This time no one dared to laugh, for fear that their merits would be lost.

But through this conversation, everyone also deeply realized that there is a classmate from hell in their class who makes jokes from hell.

At noon, Uehara Takuya finished his lunch by himself and returned to the classroom to continue thinking about the aliens' plan.

He knew that Yukino would definitely not expose him, so he would actually have a lot of room for maneuver.

The only thing to worry about is whether Yangno will suddenly appear from somewhere and cause trouble.

Although this woman stated last week that she is no longer interested in alien events.

But Uehara Taku couldn't guarantee whether she would suddenly become interested again.

You know, Kashiwazaki Sena has a lively discussion group.

As school time approached, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who hadn't made eye contact with Hara Takuya all day, suddenly came over.

Her expression looked the same as usual, and she seemed to have adjusted.

"Don't leave after school, I have something to do with you."

She dropped these words and left in a hurry.

Uehara Takuya caught the unnatural look in her eyes when she spoke, thinking that what happened last week still had an impact on her.

After school he went straight to the staff office.

To his expectation, not only Hiratsuka Shizu, but also Tachibana Chizuru was here.

"So am I going to face the trial of two teachers today?" Uehara Takuya said seriously.

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was biting a popsicle, ignored him and said to Tachibana Chizuru: "Tachibana, don't you want to ask him about the bear in person? Now I've called someone here for you."

"So it's Tachibana-sensei who's looking for me?" Uehara Takuya looked over.

But Tachibana Chizuru shook her head slightly: "I was just asking casually. Compared to the brown bear, I am more curious about whether you are having fun in Sapporo."

"I'm very happy. I eat and play, and it's very exciting in the middle of the night." Uehara Takuya said seriously.

With a crunching sound, Hiratsuka Shizuka bit the upper part of the popsicle with force.

Uehara Takuya followed the sound and saw the woman staring at him with a fierce look. She rolled the tip of her fresh and bright red tongue and flexibly rolled the broken popsicle into her mouth.Her lips, which had been moistened by popsicles, were now shining with a rosy luster, looking enchanting and seductive.

But Uehara Takuya knew that this was all an illusion.

If he dared to continue talking, Shizuka Hiratsuka would probably smash the popsicle over in the next second.

"Tachibana, if you have nothing else to do, then let me talk to him alone?" Hiratsuka Shizuka finally spoke, and at the same time put away his threatening eyes.

Tachibana Chizuru glanced at the two of them suspiciously. She always felt that the two of them had secrets they were hiding from her.

But she wasn't one to talk too much, so she nodded and left, closing the door behind her.

Chapter 319 It's Time To Find A Boyfriend

As soon as Tachibana Chizuru stepped forward, Uehara Takuya noticed something was wrong with the way Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at him.

It wasn't an ambiguous or threatening look, but a complex emotion that he couldn't understand.

As the saying goes, women's emotions are very complex and diverse, and sometimes they may not even know what they were thinking about the previous second.

Just like the old Chinese saying, a man has gold under his knees, but a daughter has it not only on her hands, but also on her neck, on her fingers, and maybe on the top of her head...

Uehara Takuya was thinking wildly, and Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly smiled meaningfully: "After we came back from Sapporo, I have been thinking about what happened that night."

"Are you thinking about whether the naked twist is perfect?" Uehara Takuya answered tentatively.

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes angrily: "Don't interrupt, I'm telling you something serious."

Uehara Takuya nodded, indicating that I am also serious now.

Shizuka Hiratsuka supported her chin and said in a seemingly lazy tone: "It happened so suddenly at the time, and we were... anyway, my mind was blank at that time, and I was anxious to get it out of my head. You pushed it out, so I didn’t even think about it that night.”

"Is there anything worth thinking about in this matter?" Uehara Takuya really didn't understand.

Hiratsuka Shizuka tapped her fingers on the table, and the thumping sound seemed to remind Uehara Takuya.

But before he could figure it out, the older woman said: "I really didn't think much about it at the time, but when I got home later, the more I thought about it, the more something was wrong..."

Her beautiful eyes suddenly stared at Uehara Takuya's face: "When I was asleep that day, I vaguely heard someone chatting over the sink."

Uehara Takuya was stunned. So she heard it?

Shizuka Hiratsuka continued: "At first I thought it was a dream. After all, I also dreamed of tug-of-war with others in my dream... But after I got home, I remembered that I didn't seem to have heard wrong at the time."

Uehara Takuya couldn't help but sigh: "Cao Cao once killed someone in his dreams, but I didn't expect Hiratsuka-sensei liked to eavesdrop in his dreams."

Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't hold it back and said with a smile: "I told you not to interrupt."

"I'm just trying to liven things up."

"Okay, since you like to liven up the atmosphere, why not tell me the details of that night, so that the atmosphere can be better."

Hiratsuka Shizuka raised her eyebrows slightly after speaking.

Uehara Takuya smiled: "You are right, the sound you heard at that time was indeed not an illusion."

Unexpectedly, Shizuka Hiratsuka asked in great surprise: "In other words, the reason why Stella didn't fall asleep that night was entirely because you wanted to... attack her at night?"

Uehara Takuya was immediately stunned.

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't stop there. She said with some excitement: "Uehara, how can you do such a thing? Even if Stella is very beautiful, you can't do it in the middle of the night, right?"

Uehara Takuya originally wanted to refute, but as soon as he heard what she said, he felt something was wrong: "You mean, if you do it in the middle of the night, it won't work, but if you do it in broad daylight, it will do?"

"Don't misinterpret my meaning!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka tapped the table with her fingers twice more, trying to regain her momentum.

Uehara Takuya said feebly: "Okay, then what is your psychology that makes you think that I plan to attack Stella at night?"

The surprise in Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes grew more and more: "If you didn't attack at night, then..."

[You two have a problem! 】

She did not say this without permission.