Starting to experience Yukino's life, I am no longer a human being

The moment she said these words, the cold night wind quietly stirred her straight hair like a naughty child.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and the joy and satisfaction in her heart were obviously pounding, so this smile overflowed from her eyes.

In the absence of acting, a person's eyes are often the simplest and most direct way to express emotion.

Her happiness and gratitude rippled in those beautiful eyes.

Uehara Takuya stood there blankly. It wasn't until Yukino's figure disappeared that he realized that Yukino had guessed that he had sent her back specially.

After all, he remembered that Yukino still had the attribute of being a road idiot, so he was worried about the other party leaving alone.

"But that smile she just had..."

Uehara Takuya scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed again.

I was actually seduced by Yukino-sensei.

After returning home, Takuya Uehara logged into Brother Flathead's account.

As soon as he went online, someone was "fucking" his head.

Looking up instinctively, the old male lion was gently licking his fur.

"After I left this honey badger, it still chose to stay?"

Uehara Takuya was a little surprised.

However, the honey badger has the courage to fear death, and with his help, the old lion is willing to share food with him.

After all, the honey badger is an animal with a high IQ. It probably feels comfortable eating and drinking here for free and is too lazy to leave.

Uehara Takuya could only think of this reason at the moment.

The sun is still shining brightly on the prairie now, after all, the neon lights are six hours faster than here.

The filming team we saw last time was parked not far away, and it was obvious that this group of people had decided to get involved with him.

They want to use themselves as a gimmick, so it is reasonable for them to seek benefits from the other party, right?

Uehara Takuya immediately stood up and walked over.

The lion immediately followed.

What surprised Uehara Takuya was that this time he didn't even pat the car door, but the people in the car actually smiled and threw a few cans of beef over.

"Why are they so self-conscious?"

Uehara Takuya felt that a lot of things must have happened during the time he left.

The lion didn't think much about it. He happily opened cans and ate meat with extremely skillful movements.

Uehara Takuya was not hungry. He dug some wild fruits here and there and then went to fight with the poisonous snakes.

This time the lion occasionally helped.

Its reaction speed is enough to avoid danger, but because its lameness has not yet recovered, it is basically Takuya Uehara who mainly attacks, and the Lion assists.

"That honey badger is looking for trouble with the venomous snake again. Is it hungry? But it didn't even touch the canned beef we just gave it."

"Perhaps it wants to change its taste? For example, I always like to eat sweets. Last time I tasted authentic Chinese spicy dishes, and then I spent a not-so-beautiful night on the toilet." The man said and laughed again. Next, "Although my chrysanthemum doesn't like Chinese food, the taste is still deeply memorable to me and I will probably never forget it in my life."

The group of Westerners were muttering incessantly, and Uehara Takuya, relying on his advanced hearing, only felt that they were very noisy.

Takuya Uehara casually turned over a snake that he couldn't name, thinking about how he should praise God.

I haven't thought of it yet, so let's praise God with "yes" instead.

After a few hours of [Endurance] experience, Uehara Takuya returned to the Lion and chose to log off.

Now he is full of questions.

After arriving at school the next day, he found the answer.

"Were you just talking about honey badgers?" Uehara Takuya turned to look at the classmates around him.

"Uehara, are you also interested?" A male classmate wearing glasses came over and laughed softly: "I usually like to watch the animal world, especially the beasts in the prairie. Recently, a YouTube anchor I follow went there again While filming the show, he released a sneak preview of the latest episode yesterday."

"Early release?" Takuya Uehara felt that this was the key point.

"Yes, I think this program will be very interesting because the title is [Old Lion and His Honey Badger Brothers]."

Takuya Uehara asked tentatively: "Does the early version have a lot of content?"

"Not many, but I saw a honey badger bite the hyena queen in order to save a male lion that was besieged by a pack of hyenas. There are also male lions who come back from hunting and will take the initiative to share food with the honey badger. What's amazing is that they The status among them seems to be led by the honey badger, because the early version revealed that the honey badger roared at the male lion, and the male lion was too aggrieved to fight back."

"It's indeed amazing." Uehara Takuya nodded.

He would never doubt Brother Flathead's courage.

From this point of view, it is obvious why it did not make any sound when I logged in to my account twice in a row.

When he logged in for the first time, Brother Flathead was probably confused.

And the second time, the flat-headed brother was probably thinking: So I am so fucking awesome?Then I should be the big brother.

The lion was polite to it.

Humans take the initiative to give it food.

The hyena group was broken up by one man.

Even the hyena queen died tragically under its mouth.

This flat-headed guy is completely floating.

Chapter 072 Teacher Yukino is so cultured even when she curses people.

Uehara Takuya decided to go to the honey badger tonight.

He liked this vest very much and didn't want to give it up easily. Naturally, he couldn't let anything happen to the honey badger.

"The best way is to let the old lion follow you to find other lions. There must be more than one old lion driven out to wander on the grassland. As long as you can find two or three male lions to cuddle up, then even if the flat-headed brother swells up, he will be fine. Walking sideways on the grassland."

Uehara Takuya thought for a while and felt that this plan was very feasible.

As long as the honey badger doesn't bother provoking the elephant, the king of land, nothing will happen if the lions protect it.

After all, the huge force of an elephant's kick, not to mention the small body of a honey badger, can't even withstand the hard armor of a crocodile.

"Tell me, why do robbers in movies and TV shows wear stockings when they rob banks?"

At this time, the boys around him changed the topic again.

Uehara Takuya listened curiously. As long as adolescent boys get together, they will basically have endless topics to talk about.

From talking about beautiful girls to me having diarrhea today.

"Perhaps the screenwriter didn't want the robbers to scare children, so he used such a funny image?" someone speculated.

Takuya Uehara also recalled that the images of robbers wearing stockings and robbing banks are from relatively old works.

"Uehara, what do you think?" Someone noticed his expression.

Uehara Takuya shook his head: "I don't know, because I think this is stupid. The breathability of stockings is not very good. If you dig a hole to expose your mouth and nose, the image will be even more ridiculous."

"Are you already considering the issue of ventilation..." Several people looked stunned.

Uehara Takuya joked: "If they really need to breathe, the robbers can consider wearing fishnet stockings."

Everyone's scalp was numb as they thought about the scene.

On the contrary, the boy wearing glasses from before asked cautiously: "If I wear fishnet stockings on my head, will it cause unnecessary trouble?"

"What do you mean?" Uehara Takuya didn't understand.

The other party said hesitantly: "People's XP is different. If someone happens to like this one, will he annoy the robbers and lose his life because it just suits his own sex point?"

"..."

Everyone, including Uehara Takuya, had horrified expressions on their faces.

This TM is a talent!

"What's wrong with you?" The students with glasses didn't seem to understand the current atmosphere.

Takuya Uehara decided not to take up the topic: "Instead of talking about something that makes your skin crawl easily, you might as well talk about inflatable dolls."

Unexpectedly, the other party became interested: "Are you also interested in this? I was just thinking recently, obviously this kind of doll and balloon are inflatable, why is it sold so expensive?"

"Because it's more real." Uehara Takuya gave the answer.

However, students who do not understand Chinese can only understand the superficial meaning.

Through this brief exchange, Uehara Takuya discovered that there were still some sleeping dragons and phoenixes in his class.

He didn't want to talk anymore.

This person's brain circuit is even more bizarre than his own.

If you mention China's Little Genius Watch to the other person, I'm afraid the other person will ask in surprise: "Why invent the Little Genius Watch? Do geniuses still need such a thing? Shouldn't it be called a Little Idiot Watch?"

If that situation really happened, Taku Uehara would not be able to use other words to describe his feelings except a cursive character.

Perhaps because they had dinner together yesterday, Miura Yuko came over at the end of get out of class unusually.

"Uehara-san, would you like to go to karaoke tonight?" This young girl's life after school has always been pretty good.

This opening is for consumption.

"Not tonight, I have something very important." At least the two of them got to know each other yesterday, and Uehara Takuya wouldn't refuse as hard as he did before.

"Then tomorrow night? Or wait until you are free." Miura Yuko finished quickly, looking slightly unnatural.

She felt as if she had lost her reserve by saying this.

Uehara Takuya did not embarrass her and took the initiative to change the topic: "If we were going to play, you would definitely call Uekawashima-san and the others, right?"

"That's for sure, Yami is my best best friend." Miura Yuiko was very proud when she said this.

"What about Kashiwazaki-san?"

"Kashiwazaki Sena...she is an idiot. Although I have nothing in common with her, I will not be as knowledgeable as an idiot." Miura Yuko's chest expanded even higher.

Uehara Takuya smiled and said, "It fits your style of doing things very well."

Miura Yuiko's heart beat several times, and she suppressed the surprise in her heart and asked, "What do you mean by this, do you know me very well? Or, have you gone out of your way to get to know me?"