People are collapsing, something is wrong with this narration

People are collapsing, something is wrong with this narration Author: Jiuyue

Summary:

People are collapsing and have just crossed over.

The question is what's going on with this weird narration.

【take off!take off!Such a great start!Looking at this start, you feel that your life is about to reach its peak. 】

No, there is no feeling of taking off at all.

And the Honkai Impact world is famously unfriendly to ordinary people (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻.

[There are many beautiful Valkyrie girls here for you to choose from. 】

[Even if you want to play bigger, Honkai Impact, Soul Steel Small Version Bishop, and Cyborg Lady are also good choices. 】

[You feel like you are on fire now! 】

It didn't ignite at all...Wait a minute, can you do it to Otto?

【Changkong City!The place where destiny begins!This is the perfect place for you to take the first step after time travel! 】

[Destroy the Herrscher of Thunder, and then take the Herrscher of Sky and the future Herrscher of Reason into my crystal palace - I own the world! 】

Wow, you want me to go against the Herrscher with this configuration?

I understand.

You probably want me to die.

Chapter 1. Take off!take off!Such a great start!

Five minutes had passed since he was killed by a dump truck.

But now, a young man named Lin Yu discovered...

It seems like you are not dead?

The severe pain caused by being hit by the dump truck had completely dissipated from his body.

If this memory hadn't impressed him so deeply, he might even have thought that he was probably too tired to have such a weird hallucination.

【??????.Looking at this strange room, you have actually thought of a possibility.Death, new surroundings - no doubt you have passed through! 】

What the hell?

After hearing the voice in his mind, Lin Yu felt that he might have really hallucinated.

And what is going on with this??????? Could it be that I really traveled through time, and the world I traveled to is Dou...

[Time travel, oh, what an old-fashioned word.But after calming down, you began to feel a little excited in your heart. 】

Pull it down, you are still excited.

Now I just want to go home and drink my ice cream.

However, the voice that appeared in Lin Yu's head did not pay attention to the complaints in Lin Yu's head and continued to talk to himself.

[Perhaps for people with ordinary interpersonal relationships, traveling to other worlds after death means being separated from their family and friends forever, but you don’t need to care about these trivial things. 】

[After all, you are an orphan with no parents and no close friends. From this aspect, you have already taken the first step to be invincible! 】

Wow, I've had enough.

Although it is true that I have no father, no mother, and no friends, people with a little bit of emotional intelligence would not say such rude things when we meet.

After standing up angrily, Lin Yu walked to the bathroom of this strange house and carefully looked at his face in the mirror.

Then, he looked at himself in the mirror and was stunned for a moment.

Lin Yu's current face can only be said to have some slight adjustments to his previous face, but these slight adjustments to his facial features made his appearance suddenly improve several levels from a young man who was only a little handsome.

[Oh, look, this unparalleled face is enough to make all girls fall in love with you.You looked at this face and swore secretly in your heart that if you didn't get it in the last life, you would get it back in this life with this face. 】

No, this makes it seem like I only want to rely on my face to make a living.

After all, who are you? Can you stop just talking in my head? Is it difficult to come out and meet you?

The moment Lin Yu said these words, he didn't hear the strange voice again.

Instead, a line of English appeared in his sight.

【CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD, YE NOT GUILTY】

Before Lin Yu could realize the meaning of this sentence in English, the sentence disappeared from his sight.

Then, a line of text that made Lin Yu feel very bad appeared in front of him instead of this English sentence.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting the 0.1ver test version of the 'randomly made narration system'! 】

[It is detected that the host meets the binding conditions, binding... the binding is successful! 】

Ah, the plug-in after time travel.

Although it's nice to have plug-ins, this name...why does it feel so unreliable to me?

Naturally, these words could not stay in Lin Yu's sight forever.

In fact, within a few seconds, Lin Yu saw the specific template of this system.

Of course, when it comes to specific templates, there are actually only [Settings], [Host Profile], and a bunch of [With Open] options.

Clicked on the settings, and two setting options appeared in the settings: [System Unbinding] and [Turn off Narration].

But these two options are grayed out - why would you put them out there if you're not allowed to use them? ? ?

After opening the host template, Lin Yu felt something was even more wrong.

[Host template]

[Name: Lin Yu]

[Nationality: China]

【Age: 18 years old】

【Birthdate: May 1996, 9】

[List of skills currently mastered]

[Ordinary cooking skills - After being taught by an expert, you have mastered cooking skills ahead of time that surpass most of your peers. 】

[Primary Honkai Energy Resistance - After physical processing, you can ensure that you will not be instantly transformed into a dead warrior when encountering Honkai Impact. 】

[Intermediate empty-hand combat skills - After receiving training, you have mastered bare-hand combat skills to a certain extent. 】

[Intermediate weapon usage skills - after receiving training, you have mastered weapon usage skills to a certain extent]

[Intermediate Hacking Skills - General electronic defense systems are no longer difficult for you. 】

Behind these skills, there were also some skills listed, but after seeing a certain skill, Lin Yu already felt that something was wrong with the situation.

【take off!take off!As a time traveler, you have mastered so many practical skills at the beginning of Creation! 】

[Among them, there is even one of the most important skills in this world. 】

【Such a wonderful start!Looking at these skills, you feel that your life is about to reach its peak. 】

Well said, but one of the most important skills in this world…

Honkai Impact? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What the hell?

In Lin Yu's opinion, the skill mentioned by the narrator is actually the same thing as the skill he noticed.

Anti-Honkai energy characteristic, this skill itself is an ordinary passive defense skill.

The problem is that when this skill appears on him, doesn’t that mean that this is a collapsing world?

The world is collapsing. This is a world that is extremely unfriendly to ordinary people.

There is a phenomenon called collapse in this world, and this phenomenon is very troublesome to explain. To put it bluntly, it is aimed at killing humans.

As for saying that Xiao Zhanyan is looking for friends, this is pure bullshit. How many ordinary people have died on the way to find friends? Does it still need to be reliable?

If it were a normal world, Lin Yu might not be so panicked.

But if this is really a Honkai world, then once the Honkai phenomenon breaks out around him, even if he won't turn into a dead soldier, he will be killed on the spot by the Honkai beasts that appear around him.

I was convinced, and I really drew a lot.

【Sign up?No, you don't actually think so. 】

[Here are beautiful girls like Kiana, Mei, and Bronya who are ready to blossom, as well as charming mature ladies like Himeko and Cocolia. 】

[There are even giant pillow sword immortals who are over 500 years old, tablet immortals who are 40 years old, golden-haired goose who already has big bread in his teens, and dwarf deans in their [-]s for you to choose from. 】

[Even if you want to play bigger, there are also Honkai Impact God Prometheus, Soul Steel body-changing version of Bishop, and Cyborg Amber Miss. They are also good choices. 】

[You feel like you are on fire now! 】

No, no, no, you, the narrator, can only cause trouble, right?

Apart from anything else, who among this group of people is easy to mess with.

And God damn, the 40-year-old dwarf dean of the college, if he touches Theresa, Otto will definitely make my life worse than death.

It's even more outrageous to do anything to Otto's soul steel body. I think you just don't want me to feel better!

Calm down, now you should first determine where I am...

【Changkong City!The place where destiny begins!This is the right place for you to take the first step after time travel! 】

【Celebrate! 】

I congratulate you big-headed ghost!

Please stop saying a few words (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

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