I can't be the hero of a romantic light novel

Who knew that the provocative maid did not beg for mercy at the last moment.

"Maybe it's because the work is too hard, so I feel uncomfortable."

"I need to go to the dance group recently, so Mr. Wuma remember to take good care of her."

"Leave it to me."

When we came to the living room, there were sumptuous dishes on the low tatami table. Apart from the not-so-palatable appearance, they still looked delicious.

"What...what dish is this?"

The food caught between the chopsticks doesn't look like the food itself. It looks like it's meat?Wuma Xingjin is difficult to judge.

"Isn't this ginger-roasted pork? Mr. Wu Ma can't even see this, it's too inferior."

"What, is it not delicious?"

In any case, it was not easy for Qin Xue to take the first step to try cooking.

Wuma Xingjin didn't hesitate and stuffed it into his mouth.

The taste was indescribable, and the texture was like leather that had been thrown into seawater and soaked overnight. Arakawa Kotoyuki's expectant eyes made Wuma Xingjin unable to tell the truth and reluctantly swallowed the food in his mouth.

"It tastes bad...that's not the case."

"The work is very unique to Qin Xue."

"Great, then I will be responsible for dinner every day!"

This will kill me!

"Actually, I like the desserts you made more. Every time I eat them, I can't forget them. It makes people wonder how such a perfect young lady could exist."

"Sometimes I think it would be great to meet you."

Holding her delicate chin, Kotoyuki Arakawa, who was immersed in the boasts one after another, suddenly became alert and looked at Wuma Xingjin as if she had met him for the first time.

what happened?

When did Wu Majun learn to talk sweetly?

Isn't he that arrogant puffer fish who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside?

And he didn't say he had a fever. Why does he look so healthy now?

Chapter 118: Human body cannot be the same as human body

The serious Huma-kun turned into a handsome guy from Tokyo who talks a lot about sex.

Don't do that!

Arakawa Kotoyuki bit her fingertips with an extremely complicated expression, and typed and searched frantically on her mobile phone with her other hand:

: "Self-cultivation of male virtue", "How to save a beautiful boy who has gone astray", "About my president really likes me"

While Arakawa Kotoyuki was browsing for answers, Uma Seijin ate up all the dishes like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves.

After taking a few sips of kombu miso soup with too much soy sauce to end the fierce battle, Wuma Xingjin slowly exhaled.

He has always adhered to the principle of eating when hungry first and not eating until full.Drink first when you're thirsty, don't drink too much. I've never eaten so much.

But in order to avoid letting Arakawa Kotoyuki taste the real taste and hitting the girl's fragile self-esteem, he could only aggrieve himself.

"Did you finish eating so quickly? So fast. Mr. Wuma has a really good appetite."

"Yes, yes."

Everyone has something they are good at or not good at. Arakawa Kotoyuki's baking skills are definitely at the level of a senior pastry chef, but his cooking skills are appalling.

Perhaps because of this, all the cooking skill points were overdrawn, and all the points were focused on baking.

"It was so delicious that I couldn't help but eat it all."

"I'm really sorry, I forgot to give Qin Xue the part."

Wuma-kun, even if I don’t have to say this, I understand that taste has nothing to do with deliciousness.

Arakawa Kotoyuki tasted his own food and found it very unpalatable.

Logically speaking, the taste should not be bad if you follow the steps in the recipe. It seems that I am not suitable for cooking.

But seeing the food that you worked so hard to prepare is completely eaten by others, the feeling of satisfaction is not deceptive.

Sure enough, he hasn't changed, he is still the gentle person.

Sometimes it is you who exerts too much force.

"Of course it's delicious. I made it myself."

"I'm so grateful for the aftertaste. I don't know when I'll do it next time."

Of course Wu Ma Xingjin could guess that the girl knew that the food he cooked did not taste good, and she might think that he was pretending.

But even so, he would choose to eat them all.

Attitude is the most important thing. This is not only a dinner, but also the thoughts of a girl who has no fingers in the spring water. Not everyone is good at anything at the beginning. There is no point in giving encouragement to people who dare to try areas they are not good at. Incorrect.

Wuma Xingjin closed his palms in time and said in coordination: "Thank you, Father of the Gods, Qin Xue for giving me food."

"It would be nice to have a dessert."

Perhaps thinking of the popular plots of romantic light novels, in which the male and female protagonists usually do things that will be reviewed after meals, Arakawa Kotoyuki's face suddenly turned red and her speech became stumbling.

"Dessert? Do you mean kiss?"

"Ok?"

Wu Ma Xingjin looked blankly at Arakawa Kotoyuki who was in a delusional state, completely unable to understand what she was talking about.

He bought a lot of snacks on the way before coming back. He just wanted to eat lychee-flavored jelly. What was wrong with him.

As for why it tastes like lychee, it may be because you get what you eat.

Like a beaver whose dam was washed away by the tide, Arakawa Kotoyuki's heart was pounding at a loss. Wuma-kun was so unaccustomed to being so proactive.

After several struggles, Arakawa Kotoyuki covered her mouth with a blushing face, stretched out her palm between the two of them, and said as if she was holding her breath:

"W-shouldn't we do this after holding hands?"

"Wuma Jun is simply a big pervert."

Why did I become a pervert again?I have always been a gentleman, how could I be linked to sex.

Really, let alone the misunderstanding between the minister and Miss Haihara, why did Qin Xue misunderstand me?

Wuma Xingjin sighed, there was no need to accuse him of any crime. There was no one more upright than him, and there was no one who would not be addicted to women.

"But haven't we already held hands?"

Arakawa Kotoyuki was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and her fur suddenly exploded. She almost sat up from the chair, and her words became stumbling:

"Whoever holds hands with you, Wuma-kun, will stop dreaming."

Can't admit it, absolutely can't admit it.

Emotional magazines and teammates in the dance group all said that the one who admits first in a relationship is destined to be the loser. As the dignified eldest lady of the Arakawa Group (former), how could she be reduced to the boyfriend she lives with...

"If you want me to hold your hand, you still have 2 years to go!"

The charming girl said so.

Sometimes Qinxue is even more difficult to understand than the minister. I really wonder what adolescent girls think.

You can't just drive a MK-II to rob beautiful boys on the street, then tie them up in your own medieval castle and feed them a female-destroying potion, right?

That would be too bad.

"If I could live to be 2 years old, I would definitely look forward to that time."

This is a true statement. No matter how many times you hold it, Arakawa Kotoyuki's soft and cold jade hand will always make people want to stop.

Then again, I seem to be particularly fond of beautiful girls' hands recently.

When I'm with Miss Haihara, I occasionally can't help but put her long, jade-skinned fingers in my mouth, tasting the indescribable sweetness.

There's nothing abnormal about this kind of behavior, right?

This is just a purely subconscious behavior, not a special hobby.

Taking advantage of this moment, Wuma Xingjin thought that [Xue Mo Yare] was already a big anchor and did not need to please the audience as before, and it was time to change.

"By the way, I can change the live broadcast method recently."

"Otherwise, that kind of high-intensity interaction would be too hard."

The live broadcast during this period of time has put some pressure on Arakawa Kotoyuki's throat, which requires him to drink a lot of water and avoid any food that will irritate his vocal cords. As for milk tea, he can't even think about it.

If it weren't for the Baicao pear candy and the pear soup with secret medicinal ingredients that Wu Ma Xingjin received from home, her delicate vocal cords would have been hoarse and unable to speak.

Now in a new stage, Kotoyuki Arakawa can also rest.

"Qingxue-chan mentioned this to me."

"I have researched new live broadcast methods."

"For example, I would watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms on Monday, Journey to the West on Tuesday, Water Margin on Wednesday, Wang Gang on Thursday, make me cry after eating spicy strips on Friday, watch sand sculpture videos on Saturday, and watch my second creation on Sunday."

"When you have nothing to do, live broadcast again and say to the audience [I am very cute, please give me money]"

"Where did you learn this from!?"

"The live broadcast method of those days when I went to Oriental Chinese Studies."

The Japanese went to Eastern countries to learn Japanese live broadcasting methods to cope with Eastern audiences. This is no longer learning from the foreigners to use their skills to defeat the foreigners, but going round and round and returning to the original point.

Forget it, the v-circle is inherently abstract, and finding reasonableness among the unreasonable is itself unreasonable.

"Open the live broadcast room and the audience will chat among themselves."

"When I heard about it, I was really shocked. I can actually do this to the audience."

"I didn't expect that I tried it when it started broadcasting yesterday, and it really worked."

Is this what the old vtuber who was reincarnated in the dirt and won the resurrection match said?

There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start.