"But don't worry, I asked to come with him because I was afraid it wouldn't be able to sleep. I had absolutely no other thoughts!"
"Haha, dreaming!" Chu Yunxiu pouted and walked out. She had no other thoughts. Only a ghost would believe it!
If you believe Yi Tianming’s nonsense, pigs can climb trees!
Then the two took a taxi to a shopping mall not far away. There were not many people inside.
As for why she came here, Chu Yunxiu asked Jiang Botao. After all, this is their home field of reincarnation, but why not ask Xiao Zhou... Everyone knows that if you ask, you will only get answers like "um, oh" .
……
After eating, the two of them walked on the road,
A cold wind blew, making people shiver.
The temperature in S City has dropped recently. The snow that fell last night is still hanging on the treetops. It didn’t snow at noon, but the temperature was not low either.
It looks like it's going to snow tonight.
An advertisement attracted the two's attention, "McDonald's is as big as a drum, and it will be on sale soon!"
I saw Zhou Zekai standing there with the corner of his mouth slightly raised, taking a sip of the big drum in his hand, and said with a smile: "I will definitely eat such a big drum."
"Hey, Zhou Zekai's commercial was pretty good." Chu Yunxiu let out a breath of air, "It's a pity that it's winter, not suitable for eating ice cream."
"Who said you can't eat ice cream in winter? Come on, please try one." Yi Tianming pulled her sleeve and walked into the McDonald's...
Chapter 119: As thick and hard as me! !
"Tsk tsk... This is the first time in my life that I eat ice cream in winter."
Chu Yunxiu and Yi Tianming were walking on the roadside, each with a big drum.
"By the way, I remember that Kenjiji also filmed an advertisement with you during the summer?" Chu Yunxiu turned her head and asked, "When will it be released?"
"This...I really don't know..."
This question... Yi Tianming really doesn't know. He filmed it, but he really didn't have the final say on when the commercial will be released.
But, Yi Tianming thought to himself: Since Ren Xiaozhou's photos are so good, the effect of his advertising slogans should not be bad.
……
"Welcome everyone back to the All-Star Game, but before we start the afternoon program, we will insert two exciting small commercials." The host waved his hand, and the lights in the entire venue dimmed.
Immediately afterwards, the big screen suddenly lit up, showing the heroic figure of a shot through the clouds.
Bang bang bang!Bang bang bang!
Bullets were sprayed out from the desolate fire and frost, and all the enemies in front of Yiyun Chuan fell, and he was the only one left in the end.
Suddenly, the effect of a distant and near shot gradually faded, and finally it became Zhou Zekai standing there, with the two guns in his hands turning into two large cylinders with different tastes.
"McDang is such a big cylinder, take one bite and eat it."
Zhou Zekai was smiling on the screen, and every move he made caused bursts of screams from the fans in the audience.
"Zhou Zekai! I love you!"
"Xiao Zhou, you are so handsome, I am your mother's fan!"
This is quite light, and some are even shouting: "Husband! Husband!"
For a moment, the entire venue was filled with screams unique to Zhou Zekai.Of course, most of them are women;
This is the difference between him and his predecessor, Glory No. 1 Ye Qiu. Ye Qiu is mostly a male fan, while Xiao Zhou is mostly a female fan.
"Xiao Zhou is really popular." Zhang Jiale chuckled, but compared to this ad, he was more interested in watching the next KJK ad.
At noon, he received the preview video from Kenjiji, the scene and the lines.
As a male compatriot, Zhang Jiale felt excited just thinking about it.
on the big screen,
After the McDonald's commercial was played, the screen went dark, and after about three seconds, it suddenly lit up again.
The sound of the entire audience was breathing heavily at this moment, and it was getting faster and faster. If you think about it for a moment...
rub!rub!rub!
Three bloody blades were drawn on the large electronic screen. Luo Hua was in a mess holding a heavy sword to bury the flowers. The enemy troops were all within a radius of ten miles.
But Luohua Langchan was already seriously injured, and his figure was shaky, as if he was about to fall down in the next second.
"Can't you hold it on anymore..." Luohua Langxi exhaled two breaths of gas laced with blood mist.
At the moment of life and death, the heavy sword in his hand transformed into a giant French fries, sweeping in a circle and wiping out half of the surrounding enemies!
The messy figure of Luo Hua also became illusory, and finally turned into Yi Tianming standing there. Now the little sisters in the audience could see Yi Tianming's face clearly.
"Wow, this player is quite handsome!"
"I love you, Xiao Zhou, please allow me to betray you for a few minutes!"
The commercial was not over yet. Yi Tianming was holding a giant version of French fries and was about to eliminate the remaining half of the enemies when his stomach growled and he was hungry...
But there is a way, isn't there just food in hand? With a pop of French fries, Yi Tianming felt full of strength in an instant and defeated the enemy in one go.
Then the scene changed, and Yi Tianming stood in the center of the screen holding a big fries.
"Do you want to be as thick and hard as him? Come to Kiki. Here is the answer you want." This was the voice dubbed by Kiki's staff. Originally, they wanted Yi Tianming to say it himself, but he was obviously rejected ruthlessly. Yes,
But even if it wasn’t Yi Tianming’s original voice, the program was still very effective…
And this time...
Yi Tianming was sitting in his seat, covering his face with his hands, and an arc of "unwilling to be humiliated" appeared at the corner of his mouth.
The camera even gave him an "intimate" close-up and recorded this "warm" moment.
Although I was mentally prepared, when I actually heard the words "I want to be as thick and hard as him", it was still difficult to hold back.
"Hahahaha!" A burst of laughter erupted from the Baihua contestants' bench. It came from Zhang Jiale. He couldn't help it anymore.
The other team members were also laughing, but not as much as Zhang Jiale.
He had been suppressing laughter since he received the preview video at noon. Yi Tianming had no idea about it. He didn't know that his advertisement would be released at this time.
Blue Rain's bench,
"Hahahahahaha!" Huang Shaotian was already laughing so hard that his stomach ached, "Comrade Yi Tianming's advertisement is so funny, how did he achieve such a show effect! Hahaha, I can't help it anymore. "
At the same time, bursts of laughter erupted from every corner of the venue, mostly men, women...a small part of them understood, and most were still in a state of ignorance.
auditorium,
In a certain area in row 18 of Area C, Ye Qiu and his group were doing this.
"Pfft..." The landlady covered her mouth and tried to suppress her laughter.
"Guoguo...what are you laughing at?" Tang Rou asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Hey, Xiao Tang, don't be like the boss lady, it's better not to know about this kind of thing." Ye Qiu reminded him with a pretended serious face.
But soon, Comrade Ye Qiu's ears were pulled 180° by the "gentle and considerate" landlady.
"Eh, eh...it hurts, it hurts!"
"Who are you saying you don't want to imitate!?" Chen Guo's eyes almost burst into flames, and she looked at Comrade Ye Qiu fiercely,
"I, I, don't imitate me." Ye Qiu quickly explained, and then Chen Guo gave up.
"Humph! That's about the same."
……
After a short period of fun, the lights came on.
The host held the microphone and said, "Okay, now we're back on track."
"The contestants in the first Rookie Challenge this afternoon are..."
"Yi Tianming!"
Hearing his name ringing, Yi Tianming was confused. The commercial had just finished, why do you want me to play now?
"Do I have a grudge against you as the organizer?!" Yi Tianming cursed in his heart,
In fact, he really didn't think wrong. Sun Xiang was originally scheduled to appear, but after the organizer saw the response that the French fries commercial brought to the audience, they instantly changed the order of appearance and let Yi Tianming appear first.
Helping people in times of need, ah, adding fuel to the fire!
Good guy, the program effect has been pushed to the highest level!
Yi Tianming walked to the center of the stage with heavy steps, and the deafening cheers rang in his ears, as if the glass of the venue was shattered.
"Yitianming NB!"
"Yitian Mingchong!"
"I want to be as thick and hard as you!!"
The male compatriots shouted harder than the other, and many of them had their necks turned red from shouting. There was a little smile in the shouts. Some of them were laughing while shouting, and some were already holding their bellies.
I can't help it, that advertisement was too "fan-favorite".
Yi Tianming stood in the center of the stage and took the microphone handed over by the host.
Judging from the expression on his face, he was quite calm and didn't seem to have too many mood swings.
In fact, there are already ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.
The organizer is evil, the advertisement is evil, and the fries are so thick!
Suddenly, Yi Tianming had a plan in his mind.
It’s a gimmick, right? Well, I’m going to add another level of passion to the audience today!
"Please name the player you want to challenge." The host had a smile on his face. Due to professional ethics, he would not laugh after receiving special training unless he couldn't hold it back...
"The one I want to challenge is... Chu Yunxiu of Team Yanyu!"
Chapter 120: Rushing into Chu Yunxiu! !
You'll Also Like
-
The fake rich man and the beautiful goddess guest chased me
Chapter 344 12 hours ago -
Original God: After reincarnation, I became a small group of treasure hunters
Chapter 898 12 hours ago -
I started to join the chat group in Marvel
Chapter 70 12 hours ago -
Pokémon: Join Team Rocket at the Beginning
Chapter 294 12 hours ago -
Start with eternal life, live till the end of time
Chapter 1659 12 hours ago -
Mechanical Doctor
Chapter 691 12 hours ago -
Marvel: Guardians
Chapter 81 12 hours ago -
Naruto, get the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms at the beginning
Chapter 128 12 hours ago -
Blue Prison: Legends Tour
Chapter 284 12 hours ago -
I asked you to draw what you like, but you drew the funeral of Fulilian
Chapter 245 12 hours ago