I, Hikigaya, the Fourth True Ancestor

With the recent spotlight on corporal punishment, Hiratsuka Shizuka resisted the urge to give the bastard student in front of him an ordinary punch that would break the secret of Suigan Ryu. He just slapped the report paper on Hikigaya Hachiman's head.

The word "teacher" feels very awkward. Compared with the normal title of female teacher, the term "female teacher" in Japan naturally has a strange feeling.

"Is it because my literary talent is not enough? Indeed, I should think more carefully about my words. Using words that sound more incomprehensible and pretentious might make it appear..."

"Is this the kind of question I'm talking about? Do you want to listen to what you are saying?" Shizuka Hiratsuka glared at Hikigaya with ferocious eyes. She was obviously a beautiful woman, but her gaze was sharp and terrifying.

No, this woman dares to threaten the Fourth True Ancestor, the most powerful vampire in the world?Hikigaya Hachiman raised his eyebrows, feeling that he couldn't bear it: "Sorry, it was just a joke..."

"Hey, tell me, why do you want to write this criminal statement? I remember that the topic of the essay I assigned was to review high school life."

"It's not a criminal statement, and aren't high school students like this these days? I think my essay should be more accurate in terms of describing the facts."

"Normally speaking, when you look back on high school life, you should look back on your own life."

"Then the next time the teacher assigns the essay, you should add a limiting term about your high school life."

"You brat, what are you...arguing about?"

"You kid..., if you take into account Hiratsuka-sensei's age, I am indeed a kid..."

A bit of cold light arrived first, and then the punch came out like a dragon!

A strong gust of wind mixed with sonic booms passed by Hikigaya's ears, slightly blowing the tips of Hikigaya's slightly slender hair.

It must be because my hair grows faster after becoming a vampire... Fart, although this punch shouldn't cause much damage to the Fourth True Team, it is definitely super painful!

Looking at it this way, it is possible to say that the strongest vampire has a negative constitution. Legal assessment of injuries is always skin trauma. It is obvious that he received a very painful punch, but even the police could not detect the damage!

"I'm very sorry, I'll rewrite it right away!" Hikigaya Hachiman was quick to give up. He was very good at Chinese. Compared with the iron fist education of the teacher in charge, writing essays was easy.

"I'm not angry because of this, nor am I angry." Mr. Hiratsuka didn't lie. Many women said this and could basically regard it as farting, but Mr. Hiratsuka does not seem to get angry because of topics other than age. .

Shizuka Hiratsuka skillfully took out a cigarette and a lighter from her pocket, knocked the filter twice on the table casually, and started puffing like a middle-aged uncle: "Hikigaya, you don't have any friends..."

……

It was an unfamiliar classroom, not very eye-catching, and there was no information on the door number. To be honest, Hikigaya didn't quite understand why he was brought here.

According to the conventional teacher's thinking, students should not be sent to a club with a large number of people and then let the students get involved and make friends.

Although the starting point is good, the actual results may vary greatly. This kind of social interaction that relies on external interference will only lead to pity or bullying.

While Hikigaya was thinking wildly, Shizuka Hiratsuka had already opened the classroom door and walked in on his own.

Desks and chairs were piled haphazardly in the corner of the classroom. It seemed that this was the only difference from other classrooms. Why did you bring yourself to the warehouse?Hikigaya said he couldn't understand.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, I should have asked you to knock on the door when you come in."

It was a girl holding a book at sunset. It was as beautiful as a condensed but extremely warm painting, and it made Hikigaya's time completely stop again.

Hikigaya began to be afraid. Under the light of dusk, the girl's blood vessels were so clear and moving. Under the long black hair and on the snow-white neck, the tiny blood vessels were infinitely magnified in Hikigaya's pupils.

Hikigaya's breath froze, as if forced by strong hunger and thirst, he swallowed slightly, and then hurriedly closed his eyes.

Then Hikigaya covered his nose, blood overflowed from his fingers, and a burst of blood suddenly spread in his mouth. It was a nosebleed. With this nosebleed, Hikigaya temporarily suppressed his urge to suck blood.

The beast within the body also stopped restlessly, seeming to spurn the host for being a powerful impotent man.

But it was too late. Hiratsuka Shizu, who had his back to Hikigaya, could not see it, but Yukino, who was facing Hikigaya, could see clearly with his excellent spiritual vision. Hikigaya's pair of dead fish eyes that were about to rot away suddenly enlarged. , turning into strange and scarlet blood pupils.

There is no doubt that this man is a vampire, an extremely dangerous kind.

"It's so scary, Yuxian."

"Yakiya, it's dangerous, there's a super pervert here."

"Is this the point?"

"Hey, isn't that the focus of your attention?"

Hikigaya, who was completely attracted by the reading girl, only then noticed that there was a pair of extremely beautiful girls sitting beside the girl.

They have the same hair color, the same face, the same height and completely different bodies.

These three people all know Hikigaya, of course, one-sidedly.

Second-year Yukinoshita Yukino, a super beautiful girl who always secures the top spot in her grade. Although I have never seen her, I have heard of her name and appearance. In this school, Yukinoshita That’s how famous he is.

The other two should be transfer students who have just entered school recently. Because they are twins and both are very beautiful, they are also a topic that the students talk about a lot during this time.

They are all super celebrities. Why did Mr. Hiratsuka bring him here? A transparent person like him in the school must be out of tune with these celebrities no matter what he thinks!

"Because you won't respond even if I knock on the door, so I just stopped knocking." With a hooligan's remark, Hiratsuka-sensei walked in on his own, leaving Hikigaya where he was without daring to take a step forward. .

Yukinoshita Yukino closed the book gently and sighed: "Forget it if you don't knock on the door. Why does Mr. Hiratsuka always bring some dangerous people to me? This is a service department, not a shelter for troubled children. .”

Chapter 3 Yukinoshita Yukino has already understood

Yukinoshita Yukino was very dangerous, and Hikigaya quickly made a judgment on this literary girl under the sunset.

He is definitely not impotent. Although he can feel the contempt and contempt of the familiar beasts, Hikigaya is very aware of his situation.

Hikigaya is by no means impotent. It can only be said that he belongs to a group of people with low desires. In other words, in most cases, reason controls the body, because some not-so-splendid experiences always keep women naturally wary and repulsive.

To be precise, from the day he turned into a vampire, Hikigaya has always been able to restrain his blood-sucking urge relatively well, and he has never been so out of control like today.

After ruling out the possibility of falling in love with this flat ice woman at first sight, Hikigaya suspected that this woman's blood was extremely attractive to vampires.Like an addict meets drugs?Maybe this metaphor is a bit inappropriate, but Hikigaya did have a very strong impulse just now.

"His name is Hikigaya, and he hopes to join the service club." Hiratsuka Shizuka said, patting him and pushing Hikigaya forward who had just wiped the blood: "Let me introduce myself first."

"Everyone, I am Hikigaya...wait a minute, what's going on with joining the club? I don't remember agreeing to such a thing, and the name "Service Club" is too weird! What kind of strange club is this? "

"This is a compulsory punishment, and you have no right to refuse." After adding a fictional punishment that did not exist without authorization, Hiratsuka Shizuka waved his hand at Yukinoshita Yukino: "As you can see, this guy's character is hopeless. , so he is a poor man who lives with loneliness."

"This is already slander, isn't it? Is this something that can be seen?"

Hikigaya couldn't understand, and the straight, dark-haired woman in charge in front of him didn't seem to be the type to talk easily. The two mascots next to him seemed to be easy to persuade.

"If possible, I hope Yukinoshita you can help slightly change his eccentric and withdrawn character. Maybe he can be credited with saving the world."

"No, no matter what, it can't be to that extent."

Hikigaya objected. It sounded like he was a villain in a movie who would destroy the world after going dark. In the end, he was just an ordinary high school boy.

But unexpectedly, Yukinoshita Yukino closed the book and began to think deeply.

"That sounds a bit pitiful, Yakuya, how about we be his friends." The curvier one of the twin girls said the words that shocked Hikigaya for a whole year. What's even more frightening is that Hikigaya can It was judged that these words were not made for fun, but came from the heart.

"Although he looks a little lustful, Yuxian's suggestion is not wrong." The other girl among the twins, who was of average stature, actually agreed with her sister's opinion.

Is it an angel?These two girls are definitely angels!To be honest, this kindness made Hikigaya feel extremely heavy.

Lies and malice are actually not terrible. Sudden truth and kindness are the things that are most likely to hurt people.

"The Ministry of Service is indeed a society that helps others, but this man looks a bit dirty and makes me feel very dangerous."

It's not obscene at all. Who would be so lustful about a flat surface like you flying down three thousand feet?Hikigaya wanted to retort loudly like this, but there was a nosebleed incident just now, so to be honest, even if he retorted, he seemed extremely weak.

"Don't worry, I guarantee you this." Hiratsuka Shizuka patted his huge chest with his hand: "Although this man's personality is hopeless, his intelligence is pretty good, and he will never do anything that carries legal risks. , just believe his soft-hearted character!"

"I prefer to call it risk assessment and self-preservation. This is a fundamental requirement based on society, and it is not as bad as it sounds!"

"I see, the coward's personality is really convincing."

These two women seem a bit annoying, don't they?

"Yukino, just promise the teacher." The girl named Yuzuru ran over, hugged Yukinoshita Yukino's arm and shook it gently: "Just like helping me and Yakuya, Yukino can definitely help too. This poor boy’s.”

Thank you, Xi Xian. Although I have never met you, and I have no desire to join this strange society, I am grateful from the bottom of my heart for your kindness.

Xi Xian is an angel!

"I also agree. Even if he fails, this man doesn't seem to be dangerous." Yakuya also expressed his opinion. Although the words were a bit hurtful, Yukino also seriously considered the opinions of the members.

"You two don't even..." Yukinoshita thought for a while: "Forget it, Mr. Hiratsuka, I agree."

"That's it, then I'll leave it to you." After saying this, Shizuka Hiratsuka left the classroom gracefully, leaving Hikigaya alone in a daze.

It seems a bit embarrassing. I really envy Hiratsuka-sensei for being able to just turn around and leave.

Wait, after Mr. Hiratsuka, an older woman, left, wouldn't he and three beautiful girls be the only ones left in this classroom?

Hikigaya suddenly realized this problem. This was unfolding like a light novel, or an outrageous harem-oriented romantic comedy!

No, calm down Hikigaya, there is absolutely no possibility of a rose-colored life in your life. In the final analysis, you are just forced to join a club, and it has nothing to do with romantic comedy. Don't be fooled by the beauty in front of you.

"Stop standing there stupidly, you dead fish-eyed vampire."

"Who is the dead fish eye!"

Faced with Yukinoshita Yukino's calm but vicious words, Hikigaya's first subconscious reaction was the question of dead fish eyes, but then he realized...

"How do you know I'm a vampire?"

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"How do I know? You have to ask Yukino."

Yukinoshita Yukino put the book on the table and stared at Hikigaya, as if she wanted to see something from Hikigaya's face, but she finally confirmed that this was not a lie.

Rather, he seems to lack the common sense he should have.

"Hey Yukino, is Hikigaya-san really a vampire?"

"He has just developed the urge to suck blood that is unique to vampires. At first I thought he was a type with poor concentration, but now it seems that it is a different situation."

"It's hard to imagine. I feel like Hikigaya-san doesn't fit the image of a vampire very well. Aren't vampires supposed to be mysterious, noble and wealthy?"

"Unfortunately, reality is often very different from fiction."

"Wait a minute." Hikigaya's CPU was a little burned out: "You're not surprised at all that I'm a vampire, and aren't you scared?"

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly, exuding a kind of beauty called beauty in every gesture: "Let me introduce myself, Yukinoshita Yukino, I am a snow girl."

"Bawu Yuxian, it's the elf Deisi!" The well-developed twin suddenly shouted loudly.

"Yamai Kiya, as you can see, is also an elf." The stunted one among the twin boys also replied.

At this moment, Hikigaya Hachiman's mind suddenly recalled Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei's words...

'Because your Chinese scores have always been very good, I turned a blind eye to the fact that you fell asleep in my class. After all, I can understand that you may have some difficulties. '

Hikigaya seemed to understand why Hiratsuka-sensei wanted to get him here.