I, Hikigaya, the Fourth True Ancestor

"But this kind of study is meaningless when facing the entrance examination."

"You're thinking too far, Yukinoshita. The purpose of Tohka's intense tutoring is just to pass, to avoid staying in school to tutor during the summer vacation." Hikigaya Hachiman nodded proudly: "In When moving towards such a short-term goal, what is false is also true!”

"What is false is also true..." Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and pondered this sentence seriously. After thinking of something, Yukinoshita's eyebrows jumped slightly.

"I think you're right, Hikigami."

"Hey, you actually have times like this."

"So let's date."

"Clam?"

Chapter 145: Where to date Yukinoshita?

"So let's date."

Compared with this illusion, Hikigaya Hachiman thinks it sounds more realistic for Hawking to join the NBA and then dunk on James.

No, the so-called communication has multiple interpretations in Japanese. From this point of view, based on the inevitable convergence of the world line, the meaning should be...

"Where do you want to go? Do you want to buy something? Are there any teaching aids for teaching Tohka? In fact, if they are final exam papers from previous years, I have looked for them and can give them to you now."

Hikigaya organized his words at an extremely fast speed, and tried to suppress his boiling blood with his thoughts.

Hell, even though this ordinary Yukinoshita just said a word that could easily be misunderstood, he actually ignited the desire of a vampire.

"That's not what I mean. What I mean is, do you want to try dating me?"

"You are definitely trying to trick me, right? You want me to misunderstand without authorization and finally laugh at me severely, right?"

"I'm not such a bad woman." For some reason, looking at the embarrassed and anxious look of the boy in front of him who was clearly the strongest vampire in the world, Yukinoshita Yukino actually felt a little happy: "Of course I want to be with you. As promised, this relationship is a pretense."

"I reject?"

"Why?"

Hikigaya Hachiman pulled out the flag so fast that Yukinoshita didn't even react. She is also a famous Sobu High Flower of the Mountain. She is not a narcissistic person, but she also knows that she has been cute since she was a child and has a crush on him. There are obviously a lot of boys.

Even though he was pretending to be a lover when he dated her, it wasn't that hard to accept. He was pretending to be a lover with a super cute girl.

"Because it sounds like a prelude to getting involved in some kind of trouble, and I don't even need to hear the reason."

"Bikigu-kun."

"It's really flattering to suddenly switch from a germ to an honorific."

"This is a request to hurt a friend. You will agree, right?"

"meeting……"

The routine is always unsatisfactory. Perhaps sincerity is the only way to win. Hikigaya Hachiman scratched his head: "I thought you would use helping Tohka with tutoring as a bargaining chip, but in that case I would probably agree."

"No, it won't. Helping others is the purpose of the Service Club, not to mention this is a request from friends." Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly. She didn't know that because she had many friends, she was already much more cheerful than her original world line. not enough.

"Can you tell me the reason? I just know that this is definitely not the plot of the Bishoujo Game." Hikigaya Hachiman held the side of his face with his hands. Even if there is such an extremely small chance that Yukinoshita really likes him, it is absolutely Not in such a roundabout way.

The two have known each other for almost a semester, and Hikigaya also knows Yukinoshita's character very well, and there is [-]% chance that there is some reason for it.

The remaining faint possibility is that Yukinoshita Yukino suffered from a mental illness for unknown reasons. No, it should be more terrifying. It might be some kind of curse specifically targeted at Yuki Onna.

"Although you are probably thinking about very offensive things, I will forgive you for your willingness to help this time."

Yukinoshita rolled her eyes at Hikigaya angrily, and then recounted her mother's persecution.

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"I see. I thought the snow girls from wealthy families should have a very happy life, but now it seems that every family has its own problems."

"Who do you think did it? I originally thought you were just an ordinary little vampire. Who would have thought that the vampire who sneaked in was actually the True Ancestor?"

Indeed, what Yukinoshita Yukino said makes sense. If Hikigaya Hachiman hadn't suddenly become the True Ancestor, Yukinoshita wouldn't have to face such embarrassing things at all.

"I understand for now, but you need to explain it over there."

"What do you mean over there?"

"Yuzuru, Yakuya, Chizuru and Yukina."

Minamiya Nazuki and Tokisaki Kurumi would definitely not have any contact with Yukinoshita, so there was no need for it for the time being, but when Hikigaya Hachiman handed over the list of people with whom they clearly had an affair, Yukinoshita's expression changed.

"I underestimated you, Hikigaya."

"I am over-flattered."

"Do you really think I'm praising you?" Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya as if she were looking at garbage: "I understand the reason for Yuzuruya Kushiya. Chizuru-san is a monster and has different views on marriage than humans. I can accept it, but Yukina-chan, you are going too far. She is still a junior high school student, and the True Ancestor who attacks a junior high school student is simply contempt."

"I'm sorry. Anyway, it's because of various reasons that I'm reflecting on it."

Forget it, after thinking about it, now is not the time to dwell on these issues. Although she feels a little uncomfortable for some reason, after all, they are just pretending to be a couple. How many romances the Fourth True Ancestor has does not seem to be her concern.

"Anyway, I will explain it carefully to them, and you should be prepared."

"Let me ask you what do you need to prepare?"

He said he wanted to pretend to be a lover, but in fact Hikigaya Hachiman has no experience in love at all...

It's embarrassing to say that for vampires, blood-sucking is probably equal to human beings. The strange thing is that Hikigaya Hachiman has been on base countless times, but it seems that he has never had a serious love. .

Whether it's the Yamu sisters, Chizuru Yukina, or even Kurumi Nazuki, they all hit the target in one step. If you think about it, are they really bad?

Oh, I might have talked about love with Nazuki-chan, but the memories related to it have all disappeared.

"If you're prepared, it's probably the same as usual?" Yukinoshita Yukino lowered her head and thought about what the couple might do: "For the time being, I can hold hands."

Miss Yukinoshita looks more innocent than an elementary school student?

"Are you thinking about something terrible? It's written all over your face."

"I was just wondering, should this be the case in school?"

"Yes, the more people there are, the more disguise is needed, and we need to make time to go on a date. Do you have any good suggestions?"

There should be more strange rumors in the future, but Hikigaya is already in debt: "Dating advice? A place with more people?"

Hikigaya Hachiman thought about it. To be honest, he had no experience. Before this semester, he didn't dare to even think about dating a girl of the same age other than his sister.

Suddenly, an advertisement in the morning paper gave him an idea: "What do you think of the Tokyo Cat and Dog Show?"

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Just like there is no wife in the wife cake, the venue of the Tokyo Cat and Dog Show is of course not in Tokyo, but in Chiba.

Thinking about Hikigaya, the name seems quite abstract. It is obviously held in Chiba but it is called the Tokyo Cat and Dog Show. What if people who are not familiar with it want to participate and go to the center of Tokyo?

The venue for the cat and dog show was the Makuhari Messe, which was not far from home. Hikigaya packed up his things and went out, taking the bus for about 10 minutes and arriving.

Although it is not impossible to take a taxi in Hikigaya now, I still feel that it is not necessary.

There were many people in the venue, and some people brought pets. The snow under the door was particularly eye-catching.

Today, the thin shirt she wears has turned into light blue, but it is still a cute white dress underneath. Although the style has been changed, the eldest lady’s sandals today seem to be a different color than yesterday’s, and she also has a white sunshade on her head. cap.

She was also holding a pamphlet in her hand, flipping through it, as if she was waiting for someone, but no, it wasn't necessarily someone she was waiting for.

"Why are you so early?"

"In contrast, I think boys who are late for a date have no right to speak."

"I came at the agreed time, and I wasn't late at all."

"It's common sense to meet a boy half an hour early for a date."

"It's obviously our first date, Yukinoshita, how dare you say that."

The two walked into the venue bickering, but they both made a tacit understanding and did not hold hands. They were probably still a little embarrassed.

"Do you like this look? It was the same last time you came to my house."

As if to break some kind of embarrassment, Hikigaya opened his mouth to find a topic. Since it was a fake couple's date, the atmosphere must not be awkward.

"It's not that I like it, it's just that my mother thinks you will like it very much. After learning the fact that you and I are dating, she seems to be more sure of her taste."

Isn't this more embarrassing?It's better not to ask.

"Do you know anything about this cat and dog show?" As if seeing through Hikigaya's embarrassment, Yukinoshita showed a playful smile: "There's no need to be so formal. After all, I'm dating you, and even my mother doesn't have that. Have the guts to send someone to follow.”

If her mouth wasn't so vicious, she would actually be quite cute. This thought flashed unnaturally in Hikigaya's mind, and he immediately organized his words: "It's said to be a cat and dog show, but it's actually a pet trade in a sense. Yes, I heard that there are some rare pets, and the fact that there are no tickets is a super bonus!"

Yes, exhibitions for which you have to buy tickets are rubbish!

"You mean rare animals? They're quite cute." Yukinoshita Yukino pointed to the front with her hand. There was a group of cute little penguins, waddlingly walking.

"Well, I heard that penguin comes from the Latin word for fat. I think it's like a bald office worker running a business."

"Do you think I need an explanation from you?"

"Why do you seem angry suddenly?"

"Have any girls told you that you are really a spoiler?"

"Damn it, Komachi wouldn't say that."

"Hikigaya, who only thinks about dating his sister, is the best among the worst."

"Thank you, Miss Twin Tail Yukinoshita."

The two of them bickered and walked forward, but the awkward atmosphere disappeared invisibly. Yukinoshita Yukino took the map booklet and looked for the direction. The two of them arrived at the bird exhibition area.

I have to say that the parrots on the tree are extremely beautiful. The three main colors of red, yellow and green form a colorful world. The way the birds stretch their wings on the tree exudes a glaze-like color under the light.

"Yukinishita, do you like birds very much?"

Yukinoshita turned her head slightly and said nothing. It seemed that birds were not her strike zone, so why did she come all the way here?

"You're not lost, are you?"

She seemed a little embarrassed, but after struggling for a while, she still sighed: "Yes, I'm lost."

This kind of natural admission of mistakes is also in line with Yukinoshita's calmness, but her expression is very painful, and she even looks like she wants to commit suicide.