There's definitely something wrong with my elf

"Don't do such bloody illusions next time, and the human stomach is not like that."

Watching Soraya imitate him and drink tons of happy water, Fang Che scolded Soraya word by word.

He also looked at the illusion just now. In his opinion, Zoroa's illusion was quite crudely constructed, and it was completely unlike the illusion that the Zoroa clan could create.

Not to mention anything else, the noodles had been in his stomach for more than ten minutes, and they were still neatly arranged and shiny?

Soraya kept nodding his head, as if he had listened to the training, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a loud "burp", which made Fang Che couldn't help laughing.

Hey~

After leaving the snack street, Che returned to the hotel he booked. Just when he threw himself on the bed, the communicator in his pocket rang. It was Zhao Wanxi calling.

"Wanxi, what's wrong?"

Fang Che put the communicator on and threw it aside, while he continued to lie on the bed and rest.

"The situation is not good. The Well of Slowpoke is not as simple as the dream said."

The tone of Zhao Wanxi on the other end of the phone was quite solemn. Fang Che immediately sat up straight and turned on the video call function. Two seconds later, a slightly pale Zhao Wanxi appeared on the other end of the screen, behind her. There was also a worried Cresselia and a solemn-looking Darkrai.

"continue."

Fang Che rubbed his cheeks to make himself serious.

In fact, he didn't think the mission would be very simple this time. After all, this was a mission released by Fantasy. In ordinary games, it would be the main plot connecting the past and the next.

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Wanxi took a deep breath and told all the information she had obtained from Cresselia.

There are some undetailed places that Cresselia will add on the side.

The Well of Slowpoke is indeed located in the secret realm of Slowpoke, but it is not as simple as the dream tells.

500 years ago, Arceus brought the elves to the Elf Star, and with him came the "past", and then many secret realms appeared on the Elf Star.

Some secret realms are similar to the Glazed Secret Realm, which is a simple secret realm constructed by merging the power of the elven world with the elven star.

Some secret realms are similar to dream realms, which are "homes" independently created by mythical beasts or phantom beasts.

There are also secret realms that are similar to the sea within the sea and the Slowpoke secret realm, which are "ropes" in certain special areas!

If the first two secret realms are destroyed, it will be destroyed, and many elves may die, but it will not have much impact on the Elf Star.

But if something goes wrong in the last secret realm, it will affect the imbalance of the Elf Star and eventually produce a series of natural disasters.

I think that when the mythical beasts roamed the earth, it was not just because they wanted to cause destruction, but more to balance the Elf Star.

"The Slowpoke Well is connected to 36 small worlds. Although there are basically no elves in those small worlds, they are also the foundation of the Elf Star. If they are destroyed, the Elf Star... Oh, say It’s a bit exaggerated, at least the Eastern Alliance and surrounding alliances will have to endure non-stop natural disasters for at least 36 years!”

"A natural disaster? How serious is it?"

Fang Che was slightly startled. Ever since elves and humans formed a bond, ordinary natural disasters really couldn't trouble trainers.

There are prayers for rain during droughts, sunny days for heavy rains, violent winds for storms, and even earthquakes can be predicted by gophers. Is it possible that the natural disaster caused by the accident in Slowpoke's Well cannot even be quelled by the elves?

"It's very serious." Zhao Wanxi sighed, "Do you still remember that Groudon shattered the Two Worlds Mountain recorded in the history books?"

Two Boundaries Mountain is located in a huge mountain range in the north of the Eastern Alliance. It used to be the junction between the Eastern Alliance and another minor alliance.

400 years ago, the small alliance somehow angered Groudon. Groudon directly destroyed the Two Worlds Mountains with one move of the Cliff Sword. After that, the small alliance experienced endless earthquakes.

If not for the timely assistance from the Eastern Alliance and the fact that Groudon was attracted by Kyogre, that small alliance might have ceased to exist.

"If something happens to the Well of Slowpoke, the subsequent natural disasters will be no less than the collapse of the Two Worlds Mountain caused by Groudon!"

hiss!

Fang Che took a breath. Even a champion-level elf couldn't resist such a terrifying disaster.

"But don't we just need to clean up the mud? We don't need to harm the Slowpoke Well, right?"

After pondering for a moment, Che asked with some confusion, "It's not like cleaning up the mud. It can be regarded as destroying the well of Slowpoke."

Zhao Wanxi shook her head, her expression suddenly became a little weird, "In fact, the sludge that Dream asked to clean up is the impurity produced at the junction of the Well of Slowpoke and the 36 small worlds. To put it simply, it is The 36 small worlds are incompatible with the Elf Star.”

"After cleaning up those things, the small world will be closer to the Elf Star, which is good for the Elf Star."

"However, those things stick to the Well of Slowpoke very firmly. If you are not careful, you may damage the Well of Slowpoke. More importantly... the creator of the Well of Slowpoke is Clean Mi and Celebi.”

Jamie?

Celebi?

What does this have to do with the Well of Slowpoke and the Silt...

"Hiss! You mean, the Well of Slowpoke might have Jemmy's ability to remove toxins and convert them into external power?"

Is this a dead thing or a living thing?

Among the many phantom beasts, Jiemi's existence is also quite special, because like Suicune, it cleans up the "toxins" in nature, and then uses its unique skill, Seed Flash, to turn the accumulated toxin energy into pure energy and blast it out to give back. nature.

Coupled with Celebi's power that can be called "turning decay into magic", if the Well of Slowpoke was really built by these two, then Fang Che can't imagine whether the Well of Slowpoke has the ability to automatically "counterattack" Ability.

It would be funny if he just cleans up some mud and stimulates Slowpoke's Well, and then Slowpoke's Well backhands him with a mud flash.

"Hiss! Is this the real reason why Meng Meng requested the protection of a first-level god?"

After careful analysis, Fang Che felt that Meng Meng's little thoughts were so terrifying!

Of course, it's also possible that Mew didn't even think about the Slowpoke Well's ability to automatically counterattack. After all, Mew was so simple.

"I can arrive in Neihe County tomorrow. Let's go in together then. In addition, I will take Cresselia with me. It only recommended you to Mew, but I didn't expect Mew to only find you."

Zhao Wanxi informed Fang Che of the seriousness of the matter. She was afraid that Fang Che would go directly to the Slowpoke Secret Realm without waiting for her. After all, the dream mission sounded so simple, and the Slowpoke Secret Realm was quite boring. Fang Che It's also possible that he doesn't want her to waste her time.

Fang Che agreed. He really planned to go to the Slowpoke Secret Realm after resting for a while. Now it seems that he can only wait for Zhao Wanxi to come with him. After all, he still has the great god Cresselia by his side. Very guaranteed.

"But won't Cresselia's arrival cause the collapse of the Slowpoke Well? And won't Zygarde need to be considered?"

Fang Che was a little confused. Cresselia couldn't leave the realm of dreams, and Cresselia's strength was far beyond the god level. In dream terms, it would cause the collapse of the Well of Slowpoke once she got close to it.

Zhao Wanxi shook her head gently, "No, Cresselia is not going there in person. It will project its power on the Feather of the Three Suns and Moon and let Gardevoir take it there."

With the strength of Gardevoir plus the power of the Three Suns and Moons, ordinary trivial matters can definitely be solved.

"As for Zygarde, he will naturally not stop Cresselia from solving this world-shattering problem."

In fact, it should have been Zygarde's task to clean up the sludge of the Slowpoke Well, but when Mew disappeared in front of humans hundreds of years ago, this task was subcontracted by Arceus to Mew who had nothing to do all day long. .

If Zygard was still handling this matter, he could easily handle it by sending just one cell over.

After briefly discussing the plan to go down the well, Fang Che lay on the bed and began to be in a daze.

He found that as his strength grew stronger, the world he came into contact with became increasingly unfamiliar.

The world that appeared in front of him in the past was interesting and dreamy, but now he feels more and more that this world is full of dangers and loopholes.

If you are not careful, you may fall into a pit and be destroyed forever.

"The [past] that came to the present with Arceus, how did this [past] evolve into the [past] in the past?"

"Will our current Elf Star be called [the past] by future people in the future?"

Perhaps because he was full, Fang Che began to think about philosophical issues. He poured out his thoughts to Lucario, the metal monster and the giant swamp monster. Except for him, all the other elves were confused.

Even Soraya, who had listened to the whole thing with Fang Che, was full of questions. His little head couldn't think through such wonderful philosophical questions.

What is past cannot be past, isn’t it necessary to look forward as a human being?

This is what Fang Che taught it!

If it had been immersed in the past, it would still be crying at its mother's grave now.

Chapter 367 H262 I really want to rest!

The Slowpoke Secret Realm is a small secret realm located in the middle of the river in Neihe County.

This urban river crosses Neihe County and divides it into two areas: He·dong and He·xi. The Hedong area is mostly farmland and residential, while the HX area is mostly commercial buildings. The development is barely acceptable.

Zhao Wanxi arrived in Neihe County quickly by plane. As soon as she left the airport, she saw Fang Che waiting at the door.

Fang Che waved his hand at her, and some of the little girls who gathered nearby and wanted to strike up a conversation lost all confidence the moment they saw Zhao Wanxi.

They originally wanted to strike up a conversation with Fang Che so that they could climb a high branch. After all, they could tell from Fang Che's clothes that he was rich or noble, and Fang Che had more than ten high-end balls around his waist.

As long as they catch this kind of "golden turtle son-in-law", they will be prosperous for the rest of their lives.

But unfortunately, before they were ready to strike up a conversation, Zhao Wanxi fell from the sky and knocked them to the ground.

"Do you look like you're popular?"

Arriving in front of Fang Che, Zhao Wanxi gave Fang Che a hug very affectionately. Then her eyes turned on the little girls with distracted eyes, and then she started teasing Fang Che in his ear. .

The hot wind in his ears made Fang Che feel itchy. He could only be speechless at Zhao Wanxi's teasing. After all, it was impossible to put away his "charm".

Play pig eat tiger?

If you keep pretending for a long time, you will really turn into a pig.

"Is Gardevoir inside this Poké Ball?"

Fang Che looked at the elf ball around Zhao Wanxi's neck. This was something Zhao Wanxi had never worn before, and it was just an ordinary red and white ball.

"Why not prepare a more comfortable high-end ball for Gardevoir?"

This is a question that Fang Che doesn't understand. Since Gardevoir has to follow Zhao Wanxi for the time being, why doesn't Zhao Wanxi choose a more advanced advanced ball? It can at least make Gardevoir feel more comfortable.

Zhao Wanxi shrugged helplessly, "It's not that I'm stingy, it's that Gardevoir doesn't agree. This Poke Ball... is a [treasure] she obtained in her early years. It's an unknown amount of money." It’s a very ancient elf ball left behind by humans who mistakenly entered the dreamland many years ago.”

"Because Gardevoir came out this time with Cresselia's mission, so it has to enter the elf ball, but Gardevoir doesn't want to betray Cresselia, even if it only enters my elf ball briefly. Likewise, in the end it chose the red and white balls in its own collection.”

Fang Che nodded clearly. For elves like Gardevoir, the will of the god who bestows them with blessings is supreme. Just like a bronze bell, Palkiya is always there. first place.

But it doesn't matter, the red and white balls are more confusing.

After all, no one could have expected that there would be a champion-level power hidden in such an ordinary Poké Ball!

You must know that before evolution, even if the Cleave Commander in Fang Che's hands was at the championship level and had a slight advantage in attributes, it could not be a match for the Gardevoir trained by Cresselia.

With such a great god around, Fang Che doesn't need to worry about Zhao Wanxi's safety at least for a short time.

After successfully picking up the plane, Fang Che and Zhao Wanxi took a taxi and arrived outside the secret realm of Slowpoke. This secret realm was constantly spraying water. Even the trainers stationed here from the alliance had no solution.

They can only keep entering the secret realm, and then let the elves release hypnosis or sleep powder to hypnotize the Slowpoke and Duckling, and then use Sunny Day to compete with them.