Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

But I have never felt such sincere emotions, even the gratitude of animals.

What happened to the beast?

These are 'good animals' that can be transformed!

There is a huge difference between them and those extremely vicious 'bad animals' who are imprisoned in prison!

No one asks for the courage to kill the enemy, but the courtyard knows for arresting the beasts!

Now that we have entered a peaceful era, things are changing with each passing day. Today is not the same as last night.

They let go of the captured Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

After taking a look at Chen Xi and receiving approval, he bowed deeply to everyone in the courtyard with confidence.

"Thank you to the people for supporting our work!"

"We will definitely fulfill our mission from now on!"

As soon as these words came out, those beasts with unyielding conscience picked up the guy one after another.

Some are holding glass bottles, some are holding enamel bowls, and some are even holding urinals...

As long as they can hold water, there are all kinds of weird-shaped vessels.

Those who were close to the cold water basin directly picked up a basin of cold water and directed it towards Liu Guangfu to 'lift the water for initiation'!

"If you kid makes trouble, I'll drown you to death!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Due to some uncomplicated physical reasons, well water is not cold in winter and is even warm.

But after the well water had been left on the ground for a while, the temperature of the water dropped to almost zero degrees after being blown by the strong wind.

A basin of water was poured down, and the child was about to cry!

Liu Guangfu suddenly became a drowned rat.

His whole body, including his thick cotton-padded jacket, became wet. He shivered from the cold, his whole body trembled, and his little face turned purple from the cold.

Sijiucheng is a typical northern city.

In the north, the cold wind of more than ten degrees below zero is just a physical attack. Just wear thicker clothes. If it is not possible, you can hide on the kang and warm yourself by the fire.

Anyway, under a 'physical attack', the only difference is that the hands and feet are numb from the cold and the hands and feet are not numb from the cold.

But it's different when water is poured on the body!

That is the magical attack felt by the vast suffering people in the South!

It felt like the feeling of wet shoes spreading throughout the body on a rainy day, and you couldn't even take off your shoes.

I can’t get rid of it, I can’t stop!

There is nowhere to hide, you can only carry it!

The moisture on the body will quickly take away the heat from the body. The water is obviously still a few degrees above zero, but it makes people feel colder than dozens of degrees below zero. .

It's okay if your hands and feet are numb from cold. The key is that the humidity of the water is not at sub-zero temperature, so it won't make your hands and feet numb.

The cold and biting feeling repeatedly tortures people's nerves, making people feel like they can't survive or die.

If the cold wind blows over, he can die on the spot!

What Liu Guangfu felt was this kind of "human suffering". As a child from the north, how had he ever experienced such a magical attack?There is no resistance at all.

The most worrying thing is that the smell of urine on his body has also spread. He is in the "center of the urine source" and of course he is the first to bear the brunt.

"Ah, cut! Ah, cut! Ah, cut..."

After sneezing heavily a few times, I was hit by the smell of urine and said I was "well". It really felt like "serious illness requires strong medicine".

"It stinks to death..."

Before he finished speaking, he instinctively covered his nose.

However, at this moment, someone didn't know who was holding the urinal again to perform the "urination initiation".

"Whoa!"

A turbid yellow-brown curtain like the Yellow River poured down, drenching Liu Guangfu again.

Some of it even flowed into his mouth.

That taste...

Uric acid is seriously exceeded.

There seems to be a bit of diabetes that is enough to cause tooth decay.

It even carries some hemoglobin.

The most important thing is that it has been fermented for a long time and has become dusty, and the stench is overwhelming.

The old waste expelled from the aging body.

That's not something that can be compared to just 'boy's urine'.

I'm afraid the gall that King Sejian of Yue has tasted can't compare!

Not to mention humans, even dogs that eat shit can’t stand it!

If it hadn't been for the 'experienced' old man who brewed it himself, he wouldn't have been able to taste it so strongly!

"Ahem, cough, cough... Baby, please stop here. I originally wanted to wake up your brother Liu Guangtian, but I didn't expect that I recognized the wrong person."

"Please give this child a bath again, cough, cough, cough..."

Liu Guangfu was originally shocked and at a loss, but when he was watered with "golden soup", the seeds of violence in his heart blossomed instantly.

You know, if the water contains impurities such as inorganic salts and organic salts, the temperature can drop below zero.

Now Liu Guangfu's hands and feet were numb from the cold, his head was swollen and painful, and he was experiencing heart-rending pain from the injuries he received from Liu Haizhong last month.

Although he was stunned, he roared like a baboon.

"what!!!"

"Which old man doesn't have eyes to trick me! It's your uncle's fault! Your mother must have given birth to a child without an eye, and you'll be hit by a car as soon as you go out!"

"Bang!"

A dull sound suddenly sounded, and Liu Guangtian was knocked down on the spot with a urinal.

"You dare to scold me, Mr. Wang? The deaf lady is so polite to me, who do you think you are! Ahem...forget it, I won't be angry with you as a child."

"Fresh well water is here!"

Yan Jiekuang came out with a basin again. In addition to cold water, there were also several basins of hot water.

He was often bullied when working with Liu Guangfu, and now that he had the opportunity, he would naturally add insult to injury.

Besides, the smell of old urine mixed with child urine is very touching and must be rinsed off immediately!

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

"..."

People in the compound served Liu Guangfu with the "sweet" well water one after another.

That scene can't even be matched by the Water Splashing Festival among ethnic minorities.

The water splashing there was in the hot summer, and it was done to convey love between young men and women. No matter how much water was thrown, it would be fine!

But it’s winter now!Although it’s not the twelfth lunar month, the temperature has reached several degrees below zero!

The beasts and beasts in this Red Star Courtyard don't convey any 'love', they are all ruthless masters who can only convey endless malice!

"Whoa!"

Another basin of well water poured down.

"It really stinks. I've flushed you a dozen times and the smell hasn't gone away from you. You still dare to talk back? I'll flush you to death!"

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"Yes, hit him to death! Give him some lessons! The smell can't be eliminated with cold water, so it's time to use hot water this time!"

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

"..."

The water that Yan Bugui asked people to prepare has long been used up, and the remaining water was all crowdfunded.

I don’t know where those beasts found so much well water and hot water, but it was so overwhelming that Liu Guangfu couldn’t even speak.

It wasn't until he fell to the ground and rolled all over that the beasts stopped.

"Don't water it, don't water it, it will freeze to death..."

Liu Guangfu rolled on the ground while begging for mercy. It wasn't until he screamed that his voice became hoarse that the smell on his body finally dissipated.

At this time, Xu Damao laughed evilly, and then shouted at the top of his voice:

"I told you, don't catch a sheep and work hard! The water is almost gone, and Liu Guangtian is lying on the ground pretending to be asleep! Look at his criminal sleeping posture, it's more solid than a pig sleeping!"

With this shout, everyone in the courtyard finally took their attention away from Liu Guangfu.

"Let me ask you, did you feel that the voice of the man just now was very mean? He is obviously a big man, not a eunuch, but he wants to imitate the girl's speech, so you are not ashamed!"

"You can't say for sure. I'm sure he's really a eunuch! I have a distant relative who was a father-in-law, and he spoke in the same voice as that person just now."

"Don't worry about him. It's important to wake up Liu Guangtian now. We're exhausted from giving Liu Guangfu a bath, and he fell asleep here! Get some hot water to wake him up!"

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"You can't use hot water! Some hot water splashed on the boy just now, but he couldn't move. The boy has been groomed by bangs for more than ten years. He has rough skin and thick flesh. I'm afraid he needs boiling water. -Wake him up!"

"You can't boil water! If he gets burned by then, it will be like us gathering a crowd to commit a crime. We can't do such illegal things in front of comrades in the police."

"You're right! Who has yellow urine? Wake him up!"