Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

One kettle was lying on the ground crookedly, and the other kettle exploded with its inner tank.

It looked like a small explosion site, with ceramic shards scattered everywhere and chairs tilted to the ground.

And that's not the point.

As the culprit, Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, was lying on the ground at the moment.

While twitching in a weird posture, he was uncontrollably facing her 'Jet War God'.

Vomiting and diarrhea.

Filthy things were scattered everywhere with Jia and Zhang as the center, and an extremely stinking smell permeated the house.

As soon as the door of the house opened, cold wind rushed in.

Everyone smelled the smell that made people die on the spot.

When I was cleaning up the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu in the afternoon, Lao Wangtou's "old old drowning" smell was not that strong.

After all, the old man was only physically ill, and he was a 'cultured man' who didn't know how to defecate anywhere.

That's different for the Jia Zhang family. They just "do whatever they want" and "jump away thousands of miles".

Forget about creating garbage, her face is still unrecognizable now.

However, her disfigurement is considered plastic surgery.

It's okay if the clothes are wrapped around the body, but the exposed face and neck are completely changed.

Series after series of blisters were now covering Jia Zhang's old face, which actually looked "crystal clear".

Coupled with the age spots on the blisters, her wide eyes, her tongue spitting out sour water, and her posture of lying on the ground...

癔！

Jia Zhang looks like a large toad.

The key is.

This large toad does not eat pests, but is swarming like crazy.

The good guy is like a flood bursting its banks, as if it will never stop.

That kind of terrifying "fertilizer" ability is probably beyond the reach of common large livestock such as cattle, sheep, and pigs.

This scene is even more jaw-dropping than the original "Jet Warrior" of Silly Pillar.

For a moment, the room was completely silent and you could hear a pin drop.

Everyone was staring at the old pious woman in distress, with shock written all over their faces.

Of course, there are also some people who have seen the "world" with dull expressions, and they also mocked:

"What did Mr. Jia Zhang eat?"

"I haven't taken several kilograms of laxatives, and I can't do such a outrageous thing!"

"Didn't Qin Huairu say that he was scalded with boiling water?"

"Is it possible that she poured boiling water on her face and poured it into her stomach? How stupid would she be to do such a thing?"

"It's true that the guarantee is not complete. This old pious woman has done many evil things, and she is getting retribution today!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

However, some thoughtful people remembered something important.

"Smell this stench. Is it exactly the same as the stench in a public toilet?"

"Hey, don't tell me that the off-putting smell is really the same. It must be caused by Jia Zhang!"

"Xiang comes from the heart. It is normal to have a belly full of bad water and a lot of dregs in the body. Except for a bad old pious woman like her who leaks pus, who can make the toilet so smelly!"

"Stop talking, get some water and wash her off quickly. Otherwise, the smell will spread into the courtyard and I won't be able to eat."

Everyone hit it off immediately and immediately took the bucket filled with ice water and poured it on Jia Zhang's head.

"Crash!"

"Crash!"

"..."

Because they had "bathed" Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, everyone was very skillful in pouring water.

In just a few seconds, all the ice water was splashed out.

The risk of being burned was instantly eliminated, and the unkempt Jia Zhang also washed away the dirt on her body.

However, what everyone in the Hongxing Courtyard did not expect was that the smell in the room would become even stronger.

The house was not a place to bathe in the first place. As soon as the ice water brought by everyone was poured down, the water immediately filled the golden mountain.

"Come on, something smelly is coming!"

After hearing this, everyone hurriedly ran out of the door, but the door was so small that not many people were hit. Their legs and shoes were splashed with smelly water.

Instead, it was Qin Huairu who was standing at the door and was the first to escape without any injuries.

"It's bad luck! I came to do a favor and made myself smelly."

"Who says it wasn't the case? It was Jia Zhang who helped. He suffered huge losses."

"..."

Many people complained in person and showed no mercy to Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang.

"Everyone, don't leave yet. My mother-in-law is still in the house. I think it would be better to take her out and rinse her with cold water a few times."

"What do you say?"

Qin Huairu stirred up the situation like a ghost.

I don’t know if it’s to avenge the slap, or if I really care about my mother-in-law, or if I really care about the hygiene of the compound.

In short, she looked pitiful, and she no longer covered the slap marks on her face, showing them openly.

Not only that, she was wiping tears as she spoke, looking as miserable as she could be.

"Hey, Qin Huairu was beaten by Jia Zhang! No wonder I heard such a loud noise in her house just now!"

"It's unreasonable! A widow takes care of her children and honors her mother-in-law every day, but in the end she gets a beating! It's really embarrassing to just beat her up and still run around the house!"

"Qin Huairu, don't worry, we will make the decision for you today!"

"A few people will come and drag Mrs. Jia Zhang into the courtyard. The rest of us will go to the well to get ice water. We must let him have a taste of 'bathing' in public today!"

After saying that, he suddenly got busy immediately.

Seven or eight people went to fetch water from a nearby well, and the remaining three went into the house of Raja Zhang.

soon.

Those who draw water draw water, and those who pull people pull people.

A group of melon-eating people gathered in the courtyard again to watch the excitement.

By evening, most of the believers have returned to the hospital after get off work.

Those who are not at work will return to the hospital after their busy work.

There was a lot of people at this moment, which was much more lively than when the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were there in the afternoon.

At this time, Yan Bugui, the 'Uncle', was not present again.

He had just been collected from debts, and now he was so poor that he couldn't even cry. How could he have time to take care of other things in the compound?

"You...why...Gah!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang squatted on the ground in the middle courtyard, shouting with a flat voice, which sounded like a crow and was very scary.

The words she spoke were useless, and she could only curse others crazily in her heart.

You guys who are just joining in the fun, why do you leave me alone?

Even if you look at my liveliness, you don’t have to worry about getting corns on your face if there is anything to see!

It must have been Qin Huairu who instigated it!

First use boiling water to damage my throat, and then make so many people laugh at me!

It is really the most poisonous woman's heart. Why did our Jia family have such a heartless daughter-in-law?

at this time.

Except for the Yanbu Gui family, everyone in the courtyard gathered in the middle courtyard.

Chen Xi, Chen Luoqing, the deaf old lady, He Yuyu and Yu Haitang, Xiaodang, Sophora japonica...

All the respectable people have arrived.

They just stood far away, not daring to get close to Jia Zhang.

They didn't know that the old pious woman had become mute, but they were simply afraid of being blackmailed.

Besides, the stinky smell is not something that most people can bear.

Now there are more than a dozen buckets of ice water in the courtyard, ready to go.

Seeing the disgusted expressions and intimidating postures of everyone, Jia Zhang felt extremely desperate.

In all her life, she has never been so embarrassed!

Burned by boiling water, he becomes like a toad.

And it couldn't stop running around, even more ridiculous than a newborn baby.

There is no doubt that Jia Zhang is completely socially dead today.

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