Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

"It's better now. She doesn't need to break it up. I don't have a son, so I've become extinct first. As long as she is a normal woman, she will definitely not want to marry me! I have wronged me so much!"

"I've finally seen it clearly. No matter which man she meets, her little widow will be unlucky!"

Yi Zhonghai saw what Shazhu said and understood what he meant, and couldn't help joking:

"That's not good. If you marry Qin Huairu, her three children will be yours."

"Hey! Uncle, are you choking me?"

"The child is not my biological child, and I am still homeless!"

"I can't have children now. If I marry Qin Huairu again, wouldn't I be obviously taken advantage of? Not to mention having children, even normal sexual intercourse won't work!"

"Anyway, I don't want to meddle in her family's business anymore. Who cares?"

Having said this, Shazhu was obviously a little angry. Whenever he moved his upper body, his lower body was pulled.

"Ouch! It hurts me so much."

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai asked worriedly:

"Zhuzi, are you okay? Can you stay here or stay here? I just said that casually, so don't take it to heart."

"Hiss! The blood is coming out!"

"doctor……"

"Uncle, please stop shouting. The wound is not open. It's just that the catheter was knocked askew. It's nothing."

When Silly Zhu said this, the atmosphere in the ward was a little awkward.

While we were chatting happily, Xiasan Road suddenly went on strike, which made everyone feel a little panicked.

Silly Zhu wanted to use his right hand to move the catheter, but his right hand was a little weak.

However, he just thought it was because he had been lying down for too long and didn't take it seriously.

Meanwhile, outside the intensive care unit.

The attending doctor said to a nurse disguised as a man:

"Actually, I don't want you to be like this, but the doctors in the hospital are really too busy. It's a waste of resources to let male doctors change the dressings for those two special patients."

"So I can only wrong you."

The nurse said nonchalantly after hearing this:

"Director, it's okay. My family has raised me as a boy since I was a child. I usually wear men's clothes, and I'm used to it. As long as I don't take the initiative to reveal myself, no one will be able to find out that I am a woman."

"You can think that way."

The attending doctor nodded, and then ordered:

"The conditions of those two patients are very special. If they are not handled well, it will cause trouble. You should pay attention to it."

"That person named He Yuzhu is a person who is addicted to women. That Yi Zhonghai discriminates against women. So you must not let them find out that you are a woman, otherwise you will be in big trouble. Those two people are very psychologically distorted now. They are fine at ordinary times. Once When they are emotional, they are no different from thugs! Both of them love to beat women!"

"Yeah! Don't worry, I remember it."

The nurse responded, and then walked to the intensive care unit with the box containing the iron ball and a torn book.

Just at this time, Silly Zhu's painful cry came from inside:

"Nurse! Nurse! My tube is crooked, come in quickly!"

"I'm coming!"

The nurse's neutral voice came out. If you didn't listen closely, you wouldn't be able to tell that she was a woman.

She went in and delivered the iron balls and books. After finishing the nursing work, she wisely left the ward.

Yi Zhonghai said apologetically while playing with the iron ball:

"Zhuzi, I know you are smart and will realize it sooner or later. In fact, what I want in my heart is to keep you away from Qin Huairu. After all, she is a bottomless pit, but I have never said it before."

"Everything I just said was a joke."

"Uncle, please don't be polite. I didn't take it seriously at all. I was bitten by a dog this time and received so many knives. It's a blessing in disguise."

"By the way, what is the iron ball in your hand used for?"

"It's used to exercise the flexibility of your fingers and wrists. What's wrong? Do you have any ideas?"

"Hey, I can't hide anything from you."

"Read your book. I haven't played with this iron ball in two days."

"Don't mention it, uncle, that book is just a reference. How can any chef learn the skills and cook according to the book? Isn't that a nerd? Let me play with the iron ball. My right hand is a little tired now, so it's just a good time to exercise. exercise."

"We'll talk about it after I've finished using it. Two iron balls are effective if they are used together. What's the use of just one?"

Yi Zhonghai ignored Silly Zhu at all and played with the iron ball by himself.

Not to mention, he is worthy of being an eighth-level fitter in the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill.

Even if I haven't worked for a week, the flexibility and skill of my fingers are really unparalleled.

After turning with the left hand, he can turn with the right hand, even with the back of his hand. I'm afraid that the circus juggler doesn't have that skill.

Finally, after he finished using the iron ball, he reached out and handed it to Silly Zhu.

"Uncle, you've finally finished playing with it and put it to use."

He happily took the iron ball.

Then, like Uncle Yi, turn your left hand and turn your right hand.

However, when he switched to his right hand, Silly Zhu's expression changed.

The strength of the right hand has further declined!Although it has not dropped much, it is already on the same level as the left hand.

However, the right hand is far more flexible than the left hand.

The right hand is used for cooking and holding knives. If the right hand is not working, it is not impossible to temporarily change the left hand, but the time consumed will be lost!

Handedness is natural, how can it be so easy to change?

Damn it, if something happens to my right hand, I won’t be able to cook anymore.

"Zhuzi, what's wrong with you? You look so bad?"

"Oh, uncle, it's okay. I just found out that I'm not as good at playing iron ball as you are, and I feel a little ashamed."

"Hey, what's there to be ashamed of? I've been playing with the iron ball for more than 20 years, of course you can't beat me."

Yi Zhonghai felt better when he heard Silly Zhu's compliments.

"Wait until I return to the factory and make you a pair of stainless steel balls with my own hands so that you can practice well in the future."

"Oh, that's a good relationship, I'll thank you in advance, uncle!"

"Zhuzi, why are we so polite? It's not like we're giving you something valuable."

"Uncle, I don't like hearing what you are saying. Doesn't it say in the book that sending a feather from a thousand miles away is more important than a gift? Don't talk about feathers. I have given you even more valuable things. What's more, you will give them to me in the future. These are a pair of big iron knots made by you yourself!"

"It's like sending a feather from a thousand miles away...Don't be poor, wait until I finish it and then say those nice things."

"Got it!"

"..."

0·Ask for flowers·······

Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu chatted more and more happily, and did not do anything to embarrass the nurse again.

So the nurse reciprocated the favor and was very attentive in serving her.

"The patient should not be agitated. Don't let the wound become infected."

"Patient He Yuzhu, it's time for a dialysis injection. Put down the iron ball in your hand."

"..."

So although Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu were admitted to the intensive care unit, they were quite happy.

When the two people on the hospital bed got excited about chatting, they would pull each other up to the crotch and blood would flow out. The revolutionary friendship between the two became even deeper.

One family was happy and the other was sad, and the two of them were chatting enthusiastically.

Just below them in a ward on the lower floor, Bangge was covering his ears.

The voices of Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai upstairs were so annoying that their unrestrained smiles could be heard from across the floor.

Their previous 'conspiracy' was too loud and Bang Gang had already heard it.

Now, he was feeling angry.

You idiot, it turns out that you have been slandering my mother's body. Didn't you just want to break the shoes between me and my mother?

You think it's beautiful, but it's me who's being laughed at.

I thought my Jia family was so interested in your marriage to the He family, but I don’t recognize your ugly father!

From now on, if I feed you Silly Zhu again, my fucking surname will not be Jia!

You are now a eunuch, and you are still slandering my mother. You are clearly saying that grapes are sour!

Yi Zhonghai is not a good guy either!

From time to time, I send flour to my mother. In my grandma’s words, I’m trying to win people’s hearts, and I’m a hypocrite!

Who cares about your flour?

It's all stale, the bugs have sprouted out, and it doesn't taste good at all...

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Bangge kept arranging the 'shameless' father and son upstairs in his mind, but after a while he couldn't help but shed tears and sobbed softly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mom, grandma, it's Saturday, why don't you come over?"

"Am I still your biological son and grandson? I'm afraid..."

At this moment, there is a rare heavy snowfall in Sijiu City. Through the window, you can see that the outside world is completely covered with snow.

The temperature dropped sharply, and my injured leg, which was covered in plaster, felt as painful as a knife.

Rheumatic pain, rheumatic pain, rheumatic pain to the joints of the bones.