Siheyuan: Survival in the cellar at the beginning, don’t mess with me

however.

Soon he understood why Qin Huairu suddenly took a dozen steps back, not daring to get closer at all. The strong stench that filled the air almost made Yi Zhonghai spit out his dinner. This smell Isn't it a bit too high-spirited? !

After shaking his head and forcing himself to wake up, Yi Zhonghai reluctantly took a few steps closer.

"Silly Zhu, how did you become like this?!"

"I...I don't know. I was pushed by Chen Xi in front of me, and suddenly I felt an unbearable pain in my abdomen, and then I couldn't hold it in anymore."

"Been pushed?"

Yi Zhonghai subconsciously wondered if it might be the problem with Chen Xi's palm.

However, he quickly shook his head and threw this idea away. This was really outrageous and impossible to establish.

If someone pushes you.

If it causes incontinence, then I don’t know how many people will have the same symptoms.

In other words.

The key to the problem actually lies with Silhu himself.

Looking at his crotch that had turned into a piece of shit yellow, especially in front of Uncle Yi, whom he respected, and Qin Huairu, whom he had a crush on, Shazhu felt that his face was so hot that he wished he could find someone. It's really embarrassing to get in through the cracks.

"Huai Ru, go get some water and I'll take Silly Zhu to the public toilet to sort it out."

"Okay, Uncle Yi."

Although Silly Zhu smells very strong now.

But Yi Zhonghai wanted to let Shazhu support him in his old age. Naturally, he couldn't back down at this time, but had to take the initiative to help him and earn enough favor.

The same reason.

Although Qin Huairu couldn't bear the stench, luckily she just fetched water.

Therefore, it is still acceptable.

As for Jia Zhang, she secretly cursed "bad luck" and then went straight back to the house. She didn't want to touch the dirty and smelly Silly Zhu, even though Silly Zhu had always helped their family in the past.

"Can you still stand up, Silly Zhu?"

"I still have a little bit of strength, and I feel like the legs that are being sprayed in front of me are getting weak."

Si Zhu was lifted up by Yi Zhonghai, his legs were trembling constantly.

That kind of completely uncontrollable squirting feeling is so terrifying. No matter how much I control, I can't suppress the precursor of the volcanic eruption, so much so that Silly Zhu feels that his pants are "heavy" now, as if there is accumulation inside. learned a lot of things.

after all.

this time.

He hadn't been to the toilet for two days, and this time he had a complete outburst.

Yi Zhonghai supported Sha Zhu, and the two of them slowly walked outside the courtyard and towards the public toilet. After all, so many 'heavy' things couldn't be left in the courtyard. In the end, Sha Zhu was still responsible. Let the cleaning people handle it.

Halfway through the night.

A series of green eyes stared directly at the two figures.

Unconsciously, more than a dozen wild dogs jumped out from the streets and alleys, surrounding the two of them. The 'king' responsible for commanding them was Xiao, who possessed the 'king addiction'. moon.

but.

It does not appear directly.

Instead, he hid in the dark and watched the younger brothers he had just pulled up to deal with the two humans who were named.

"Uncle Yi, dogs...there are dogs!"

"What's going on? Why did so many wild dogs suddenly run out?" Yi Zhonghai suddenly shed a cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Could it be something you pulled on your body, Silly Zhu, that attracted them here?" .”

Exactly.

Dogs cannot change shit.

Because feces still contains some undigested nutrients, it often attracts the attention of many wild dogs.

Now, Silly Pillar has become a 'Splatoon'.

The rich smell naturally made these wild dogs who couldn't even eat enough to eat. They were all hungry and dizzy. In their eyes, Silly Zhu was a delicious meal.

If there are just one or two wild dogs, there is nothing to be afraid of.

but.

When the quantity increases to a certain level.

When it comes into play, it is absolutely unimaginable. The siege of more than a dozen wild dogs is definitely not something that an old man or a middle-aged man with weak legs can withstand.

However, Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu never thought that someone was secretly instigating the siege of these wild dogs.

I just simply thought that this was caused by Silly Pillar's spray.

"Gollum—"

"Uncle Yi, what should we do now? They don't seem to want to let us go at all."

"There's nothing you can do, Silly Zhu, take off your pants quickly and throw them directly to them. Maybe you can lure them away, otherwise I feel like they will pounce on us in the next second."

"Ah, take off your pants?!"

Silly Zhu looked a little hesitant.

After all, when he transformed into Splatoon, he had a full panty.

In addition, it is winter now. If you take it off, you will be shivering from the cold but it will be okay. If someone sees you running around without pants, it will be embarrassing to be charged with "hooliganism".

After all, he is almost 30 years old.

This face is still needed.

Looking at the hesitant Silly Zhu and the wild dogs that kept coming around, Yi Zhonghai felt as if ten thousand grass and mud horses were running through his heart.

At this time, they are still chirping. If they are really besieged by a dozen wild dogs, they will definitely not be able to eat and walk around. I heard that some wild dogs still carry viruses. If they are infected, But it’s really hopeless.

"Hurry up, Silly Zhu, otherwise I will have to yell and ask people nearby to help."

"No, no, this is not okay."

Silly Zhu's head shook rapidly.

He still wanted to save some face. Originally, only Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, and Jia Zhang knew that he had transformed into a Splatoon.

If this made Uncle Yi scream, it would probably be more than just the residents of the Red Star Courtyard.

Even the people in the nearby courtyard will be alerted and rush out in a swarm.

By the time.

Let them see what they look like now.

That would really be social death.

Therefore, Silly Zhu reluctantly used the last bit of strength in his body, took off his pants, threw them away, and made a heavy sound when they landed on the ground.

Not to mention, the weight was so heavy that it attracted a few wild dogs.

of course.

There are still more than ten wild dogs.

Their attention was not drawn away, because Xiaoyue's bloodline suppression allowed them to obey Xiaoyue's orders obediently and transform into the most loyal little brothers.

In addition, Silly Zhu's spray also left a lot of 'food' on his legs and butt.

"Let's go, let's go, you wild dogs!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Suddenly.

A wild dog started barking.

Then, in the astonished eyes of Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, they directly launched a charge.

As if there was a chain effect, all the wild dogs rushed up like crazy, staring closely at the 'food' on Sha Zhu's body, opening their teeth and biting it directly.

Even Shazhu at his peak did not dare to say that he could beat more than a dozen wild dogs, let alone that Shazhu was now exhausted.

A staggered effort.

He was thrown to the ground, and then bit him on the leg.

Then came the second, third, and fourth.

As if they were hungry, these wild dogs rushed towards Silly Pillar one after another. After one wild dog saw something, he opened his teeth and bit it directly, accidentally causing the death of 'Xiao He'.

"Ahhh!"

Silly column's cry.

In the quiet winter night, it seems particularly loud.

That scream made the listener sad and shed tears. This was already the highest level of pain. No healthy man could bear such an extreme fatal blow.

If.

The stick stem was only crippled by half its length.

Then, the stupid pillar was directly broken by the roots and died on the spot.

"Go away! Go away!"

Yi Zhonghai's eyes widened.

Good guy, these wild dogs are really cruel, even biting such a fatal position, but Silly Zhu is the person he wants to designate for retirement, but he must not make any mistakes, even if he knows it is very dangerous, he starts Go up and help.

Not only that.

Now I don't care about Silly Zhu's face problem, being able to save his life is the most important thing.

Yi Zhonghai looked around and started shouting: "Help! Help! The wild dog is biting people, and they are going to kill them!"

soon.