Quick Transmigration: Take on Scheming Boss

"I'm dad. You can call me dad later."

"Little servant, you are so naughty. How can you call an ORC with such a name in the world? You'd better tell me your real name."

"But that's my real name." Su Yao said seriously.

Edith was dubious. "Really?"

"Really, it's no good for me to cheat you."

"Then I'll take your name as true, but it's too ugly. It doesn't suit my taste at all. I'll call you sweetheart later."

Sweetheart?

Listening to these three words, Su Yao felt that his stomach acid was about to spit out I don't think the name ETIS suits you at all. I'll call you sand sculpture later. "

"Sand sculpture?" Edith's brow frowned slightly. "Your level of naming is as bad as your aesthetics."

Su Yao felt that today was the most time he rolled his eyes. His eyes were going to cramp. "No, compared with your naming level, mine is very good."

Edith's brain finally turned around, "you are not satisfied with the name I gave you, so I'll give you a new name..."

"Well, you'll be called Xiaohua in the future."

Little flower?

Why don't you have a green flower?

"Snake essence disease!"

"So you want to call it snake essence disease. I'll call you that in the future."

Su Yao felt that if he talked to the snake with snake essence disease, he would sooner or later vomit blood and die.

Instead of paying attention to Edith, he found a sunny place to take a rest.

But not long after he lay down, he was woken up by Edith.

He opened his eyes and looked at Edith, who put his head on his stomach. He slapped him and said, "Edith, what are you doing?"

"Your stomach is very soft. It's very suitable for pillows." "From now on, you will be my pillow," said Edith

Su Yao Grass, I really want to stew this snake and drink snake soup!

"Edith, have you ever had snake soup?"

"Of course. What's the matter? Would you like snake soup?"

Su Yao I didn't expect that this snake would eat the same kind. It's a miscalculation.

"I'll catch you two snakes to make snake soup now."

"Wait..."

Before he could speak, Su Yao watched him jump off the cliff.

“……”

After identification, this self proclaimed animal God is a pure sand sculpture.

If he stayed with such a sand sculpture, he would be assimilated into another one within three days.

In order to maintain his normal form, he had to find a way to escape.

Su Yao looked around and found some vines that were full of adults' fists. He pulled them off one by one and tied them together

However, before his escape plan was implemented, Edith, who jumped down to catch the snake, came back, and he really brought two snakes back.

A Bungarus multicinctus in the left hand and a green bamboo leaf in the right hand are both poisonous snakes.

They were so seized by Edith that they did not dare to move.

But when they saw Su Yao, they began to spit out their tongue.

I don't know why. Su Yao always felt that they were asking for help from himself. He was silent Are you really going to use them for snake soup, Edith

"Didn't you say you wanted snake soup?" Asked Edith.