Quick Transmigration: The Dirtiest Male Protagonist in History

(Lanmeng Tu: orchid painting with spiritual power to improve fertility. Evmenman can get pregnant when use it.)

Slender fingers rubbed on the left back, but the warm fingertips made Shi Xuan feel a chill from the bottom of his heart as if the hand that was comforting him would take out his heart in a second. Shi Xuan understands that Leo is suspecting whether the conspiracy has been exposed.

　　Leo, who is acting all the time, no matter how innocent Shi Xuan is, Leo will not believe it easily, so it is better to do the opposite.

　　Shi Xuan wipes the body of the handsome young man with thin sweat, he glanced at the several royal guards who were approaching not far away.

　　"Put me down."

　　Leo lowered his affectionate handsome face that didn't change even when measured with a ruler, and said warmly, "Is it uncomfortable?"

　　Shi Xuan didn't answer and put his hand on Leo's waist in a downward posture. When Leo was defenceless, he drew his gun, raised his right arm, and pointed directly in the direction of the royal guards. Shi Xuan's arm was still a little sore, and it was a bit laborious to raise the gun. 

He moved the muzzle of the gun very, very slowly and passed over the guards who "protected" Wuxiang one by one to release the psychological pressure. The guards all looked at Leo's face, not daring to act rashly The trembling gun seemed to shoot randomly if he was not careful.

　　Leo narrowed his eyes slightly, stepped forward and held Shi Xuan's hand holding the gun, and said in a more gentle tone, "Wuxiang, what's wrong with you?" 

"Their guards are not good enough, so I will naturally punish them."

　　Leo's tender eyes gradually froze. Shi Xuan raised his face sideways, and the blood-stained eyes of the setting sun were reflected in his eyes, and the dirty and embarrassing face could not conceal the thrilling brilliance. Leo's heart trembled inexplicably, like ripples swaying, and then disappeared without a trace.

　　....

　　Yingxiao stared at the soldier filling the hole and found that it did not look like a fire rock worm, but there were traces of artificial chiselling. Hearing Yan Lan's exclamation and turning his head, he suddenly saw that the two people who had returned suddenly confronted each other, and all kinds of doubts circling in his heart emerged again.

　　Shi Xuan suddenly laughed lightly, and shot casually like a joke, bang! bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Six bullets were fired in succession, passing several people and shooting them into the tree.

　　"They are the guard that you had trained, and they are all your right-hand men. How can I have the heart to hurt them? But this time their dereliction of duty put me in danger. Those who oppose you in the palace will use this to find your false. I don't want you to be embarrassed. How about let me act first, and I, the victim, will personally 'severely punish' them, and they will be untenable if they make a fuss over a molehill." 

The tense atmosphere like a bowstring was released for thousands of miles.

　　Shi Xuan pinned the gun back to Leo's waist, revealing a section of his fair neck.

　　"You know that I'm inaccurate with marksmanship. The expression just now scared me."

　　Leo lowered his eyes, feeling the urge to pinch that severed neck to test. Just now, Wuxiang's eyes were so strange that he seemed to be another person, which made him completely forget that Wuxiang is not good at marksmanship.

　　Shi Xuan lightly brushed the chilly nape of his neck, looking back, his eyes were filled with more affection than before.

　　Leo looked at each other for a moment, looked away, and signalled the guard who was just scratched to come over to thank him. Shi Xuan returned with a pure smile.

　　...

　　Blue Star is good for body training, Shi Xuan can see through the meridians and bones of several people, and distinguish the level of physical skills. Wherever the bullets pass by, there are acupuncture points and openings. Before long, these people will desperately discover the talent they were once proud of had gone. No matter what, they do, they can't advance to another level, and the harder they work, the harder it will be until their body was tired.

　　Shi Xuan never owed anyone anything and borrowed Wu Xiang's body to liquidate his enemies for him. Bright and upright under the black hands, but also left behind a reputation of "deep affection".

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　　Yan Lan followed behind, watching Wuxiang complain, grinding his teeth.

　　When approaching the castle, Shixuan heard a cry of exclamation and turned around to see Yan Lan throwing up while leaning on a tree.

　　Well, it's a pity that the technology is not good enough, all the vomiting is spitting, and I still sneak peek at Leo's reaction from time to time. Shi Xuan laughed seeing Yan Lan vying for a favor like a girl. 

To reward his aggressive ambition, Shi Xuan even urged Leo to accompany him. This "anorexia" has been going on for a month, and Yan Lan hasn't healed yet. He vomits for five days when he vomits, Shi Xuan will always show mercy and give the adulterers enough time to plot.

　　Yan Lan slammed the door behind him when he entered the bedroom, glaring at Leo angrily. 

He didn't know about Leo's murder of Wuxiang, and he was full of resentment, "What should I do? You said you would give me a title, but now I'm almost a month pregnant, and you still love Wuxiang, don't you? You don't want to break off the engagement with him at all!!!"

　　Vaginal (?) pregnancy is difficult and easy to miscarry, Leo patiently coaxes others, a spring breeze is like a child who tolerates an ignorant child.

　　Yan Lan saw that he cherished his offspring extremely, and half of his resentment dissipated. It suddenly occurred to me that I encountered an insect swarm today and my clothes were burned by insect fire. I wondered if there was anything wrong with the Lanmeng Tu hidden in the interlayer.

　　Leo lit a cigarette when he got back to the house. The man who always looked upright leaned against the window and smoked. 

Taking advantage of his handsome and jade-like face, the man who had always been a man of noble appearance leaned against the window and smoked. In the smog, a pair of shining black eyes loomed faintly, and Leo couldn't help squinting his eyes...

　　In the beginning, he seduced Yan Lan to give birth to a child, but now he can almost win the throne just by giving the title to Yan Lan! Can't drag it to Xianhuai to leave a clue, the handsome young man closed his eyes, and another poisonous plan took shape in his heart. If he succeeds, he can discard the engagement with Wuxiang and make Wudu feel guilty about him and continue to support him.

　　Leo wrung out his cigarette, called someone in, and made arrangements.

　　...

　　Shi Xuan was led back to the room by the attendants, and the doctor came after washing up. There were only some wounds corroded by stomach acid on his body, and the attendant applied ointment, and the pungent smell made his sense of smell a little disabled. When Leo came over to eat with Shixuan, Shixuan held back his breath and made excuses for a few rounds. In the evening, the "frightened" Shi Xuan fell asleep under the sleep aid prescribed by the doctor.

　　Under the same night sky, Ying Xiao felt little insomnia, his ears seemed to have auditory hallucinations, and when he closed his eyes, a male voice with a smile sounded.

　　There was a sullen feeling in his heart, he went out and ran around and still didn't get rid of the boredom, and walked towards the accommodation area of ​​the visiting team of some strange circumstances.

　　Yingxiao's physical skills are second to none in Blue Star, and his physical strength, eyesight, hearing, and sense of smell are far superior to ordinary people. He found that not long after the patrol team left, a sneaky man pushed open the door of Wuxiang's room. 

Yingxiao sneaked away without making a sound, pushed the man aside from behind, and went into the room to check.

　　Into the nose is a smell of medicine and incense.

　　After seeing the young man with a very charming posture and expression on the bed, he subconsciously held his breath and looked away uncomfortably.

　　After hesitating for a moment, he walked over and touched Wuxiang on the face. The young man rubbed the quilt and pulled his pyjamas, put his hands around Ying Xiao's neck, and stroked Ying Xiao's sweaty back. As soon as Yingxiao pulled away from Wuxiang's hand, the young man's dishonest legs entangled him relentlessly. 

Yingxiao was caught off guard and was crushed on the bed. During the entanglement, the young man's clothes were dishevelled, revealing a large piece of white smooth skin. Ying Xiao wanted to push him, but he didn't know where to start, his fingertips were so hot.

　　Wuxiang pressed his face and rubbed his ears and temples, Yingxiao didn't hold back and inhaled a lot of fragrance, and something happened to his body, so he realized that there was something wrong with the fragrance. The young man's skilful teasing made the old virgin Ying Xiao overwhelmed and couldn't get away. 

At this time, he should call people, but it will tarnish the young man's reputation. He can also smash the incense burner, but if he makes too much noise, he will attract people! While hesitating, he inhaled more and more aromas.

　　And then, there is no more...

　　Shi Xuan had a strange dream. He was beaten by the waves to the shore of the vast expanse of whiteness, and there was nothing in the surroundings, only a lonely orchid growing.

　　The orchids are irrigated by the ebb and flow of the tide again and again, and time flies by.

　　...

　　Shixuan, who was sleeping, didn't know that in another room, Yan Lan was tossing and turning, unable to sleep, holding a dusty painting that seemed to have lost its spirituality.

　　In this deformed world where offspring are difficult, being able to give birth to children and giving birth to highly talented children is the biggest reliance of each yin. The more fertile, the more able to give birth, and the higher the matching degree of the substrate, the better the offspring's talent. 

Yan Lan's physique is not suitable for body training, as long as an excellent O-shaped matrix can give birth to a child, it must be extremely talented. But the problem is he is male, not female! Can't pregnant. He was able to get pregnant by relying on the pure yin physique of a pregnant woman and the protection of Songzi Hualing. As the capital for him to settle down, Yan Lan always carried "Lanmeng Tu" close to him.

　　Now that most of it has been destroyed by the insect fire, he feels so distressed that he wants to die!

　　In the picture, the envoy holding the orchid has only one pair of hands left. The edges of the intact orchid petals are burnt and turned yellow and look limp.

　　Yan Lan's expression changed again and again, and he had to recognize the fact that Hua Ling was dead.

　　Yan Lan crumpled up the useless remnants of the painting and threw it away, caressing his stomach and falling into a deep sleep... Fortunately, he already had a child, who was likely to become the child of the next emperor.

　　…

　　The crumpled and incomplete painting rolled under the bed and gradually stretched out as if the soul stretched out in a painted skin, maybe the soul was a little clumsy, and the incomplete painting lay flat, motionless, like an innocent child in a comfortable position.

　　In Shixuan's dream, he watered the orchids on the shore, and the orchids in the painting seemed to be moistened by rain and dew. The wilted and yellowed petals gradually became fresh, and the long and narrow orchid leaves with their drooping heads slowly raised their necks. 

The tide rises and falls in the dream, day after day in the painting, the leaves are green and the flowers are delicate, a small fruit suddenly grows under the flower, every time the dream is watered, the fruit in the picture grows a little bit, and when the last tide fades, the orchid blooms The fruit pods are fixed in a green and olive-like shape. He doesn’t know when the fruit will gradually ripen and fall to the ground.

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　　The sky was dimly bright, and Shi Xuan woke up from the dream, with a honey-coloured chest with strong muscles under his head.

　　The smell of the incense had dissipated, and the aftertaste of the burnt incense remained. He picked up the ashes and sniffed, then turned his eyes back to the naked eagle owl again.

　　The suspicious traces is enough to prove that the two of them had already had s*x last night. Hmm... sleeping with Ying Xiao is a great pleasure, Shi Xuan has no complaints, but being calculated to have a relationship with someone is the thing he doesn't like. 

There was still an estrangement between Shi Xuan when he entered the small world, and the emotions brought by this body were just scratching the surface and did not allow him to fully integrate into the small world.

　　But now, being calculated when he doesn't even attacks, the expression on Shi Xuan's face gradually changed.

　　A row of messy footsteps suddenly sounded in the corridor. Shi Xuan glanced out the window, the sky was grey at dawn, and even the cook hadn't gotten up at this point, and the footsteps of the patrolling guards wouldn't be so chaotic.

　　The sound of footsteps stopped outside the door, and Shi Xuan instantly understood...so they were here to catch adultery.

　　There were two knocks on the door, and Leo asked gently, "Wuxiang, are you awake? I'm coming in." The first sentence was tender and sweet, but the latter sentence was extremely rude!